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"What is the average flying speed of an unladen Swallow?" I use to know this | |||
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"What is the average flying speed of an unladen Swallow?" European or African? | |||
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"What is the average flying speed of an unladen Swallow?" Probably like 6mph. | |||
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"What is the average flying speed of an unladen Swallow? European or African?" My ancestors are African not that it’s any of your business  | |||
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"Are you going to hang around and actually answer anything in a timely manner this time? 💚" I am doing my thing as fast as I can | |||
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"Trick question, African swallows and European are the same. They migrate from one to the other summer/Winter "you had me in the first half  | |||
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"African or European swallow "I don’t mind where she’s from if she swallows | |||
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"What's New Pussycat ? " I have a new injury. | |||
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"What do you do with your toe nail clippings? 😜 " wrap them in tissue and bin them. Or feed them to the neighbours cats | |||
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"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me ? " No because you’re too far away. | |||
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"Which anti-dandruff shampoo would you recommend. My stylist wants to sell me some for £13.99 " I don’t know what dandruff is. What about a moisturising one like olive oil or maybe Aussie? I use either of those. | |||
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"Are you going to have a headache tomorrow?" Depends on how late I message you | |||
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"Which anti-dandruff shampoo would you recommend. My stylist wants to sell me some for £13.99 I don’t know what dandruff is. What about a moisturising one like olive oil or maybe Aussie? I use either of those. " Oh dear  | |||
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"Are you going to have a headache tomorrow? Depends on how late I message you" Rude | |||
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"Who let the dogs out?" Peter. I think it’s spelled PETA but I think that’s silly. | |||
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"How deep is the ocean?" As deep as my love | |||
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"Which type of pencil do you use?" My own usually but sometimes I borrow my daughter’s if I need to write something down quickly | |||
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"Which anti-dandruff shampoo would you recommend. My stylist wants to sell me some for £13.99 I don’t know what dandruff is. What about a moisturising one like olive oil or maybe Aussie? I use either of those. " Aussie hair products don't suit me but thank you for your advice | |||
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"Which type of pencil do you use? My own usually but sometimes I borrow my daughter’s if I need to write something down quickly" Or HB. | |||
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"Which anti-dandruff shampoo would you recommend. My stylist wants to sell me some for £13.99 I don’t know what dandruff is. What about a moisturising one like olive oil or maybe Aussie? I use either of those. Aussie hair products don't suit me but thank you for your advice "Have I earned myself a nude? | |||
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"Are you going to have a headache tomorrow? Depends on how late I message you Rude "I was being very kind | |||
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"Ask me anything homies" What part of the decade do you allocate to reading your private messages? | |||
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"Ask me anything homies What part of the decade do you allocate to reading your private messages? "🙊🤣 | |||
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"Which type of pencil do you use? My own usually but sometimes I borrow my daughter’s if I need to write something down quickly Or HB. " Hmmm. 🤔 | |||
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"Ask me anything homies What part of the decade do you allocate to reading your private messages? "
That reminds me I have like 20  | |||
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"Are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?" No??? | |||
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"Did you 'pull' in Cardiff?" No. Because nobody was interested in me. Except a really really d*unk woman 🥴 | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ?" No. Xx | |||
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"How deep is your love?" Like a bath | |||
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"How deep is your love? Like a bath" Tap end? | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British?" I don’t call you British | |||
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"How deep is your love? Like a bath Tap end?" Ew who sits there?? | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British?" Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? I don’t call you British " I didn't think I was a thing 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4BnxMPLprdQ&pp=ygUcdGhleSBjYWxsIG1lIGNhcmFtZWxsbyBrb2FsYQ%3D%3D | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! " In many cases. Not this one | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! " Ignore her. She thinks Cadbury chocolate is Australian 🤪 | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! In many cases. Not this one "https://youtu.be/moSFlvxnbgk?si=lfj1_WgIE_DregA7 | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! In many cases. Not this one
https://youtu.be/moSFlvxnbgk?si=lfj1_WgIE_DregA7"No | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! Ignore her. She thinks Cadbury chocolate is Australian 🤪" We all know it's American  | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! Ignore her. She thinks Cadbury chocolate is Australian 🤪" It's a koala! | |||
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"Which anti-dandruff shampoo would you recommend. My stylist wants to sell me some for £13.99 I don’t know what dandruff is. What about a moisturising one like olive oil or maybe Aussie? I use either of those. Aussie hair products don't suit me but thank you for your advice
Have I earned myself a nude? " is that all you think it's worth? | |||
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"What's the one thing that always makes you smile? " Hearing my partners or my daughter tell me they love me. Always. I can feel it in their voice and it fills me with happiness for a moment. | |||
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"Which anti-dandruff shampoo would you recommend. My stylist wants to sell me some for £13.99 I don’t know what dandruff is. What about a moisturising one like olive oil or maybe Aussie? I use either of those. Aussie hair products don't suit me but thank you for your advice
Have I earned myself a nude?
is that all you think it's worth?"Well yes. It wasn’t good advice. If it was good it would be worth coffee. | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! Ignore her. She thinks Cadbury chocolate is Australian 🤪 We all know it's American "Birmingham in Alabama | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! Ignore her. She thinks Cadbury chocolate is Australian 🤪 It's a koala!" Yes. You’re observant 😍 | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx" What Becomes of the Brokenhearted? | |||
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"Why do you call Australian things British? Isn't the correct answer "colonialism"?! Ignore her. She thinks Cadbury chocolate is Australian 🤪 It's a koala! Yes. You’re observant 😍" Flippin' Poms... | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?" divorce babe. Divorce. | |||
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"Why do birds suddenly appear? Why do stars fall down from the sky?" Fuck knows Fuck nose. | |||
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"How far beyond the Watford gap does civilisation end?" paisley. So you’re safe. | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?divorce babe. Divorce. " How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?divorce babe. Divorce. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?"" Age gap, you won’t need to x | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?divorce babe. Divorce. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" Age gap, you won’t need to x "Do you really want to hurt me? | |||
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"What were they doing under the boardwalk?" Is this about jersey shore | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?divorce babe. Divorce. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" Age gap, you won’t need to x
Do you really want to hurt me? "Hmmm. | |||
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"What were they doing under the boardwalk? Is this about jersey shore " Omg | |||
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"How far beyond the Watford gap does civilisation end?paisley. So you’re safe. " Controversial | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?divorce babe. Divorce. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" Age gap, you won’t need to x
Do you really want to hurt me?
Hmmm. "Do you wanna dance? | |||
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"What were they doing under the boardwalk? Is this about jersey shore " Yes, Pickle. It is. | |||
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"What were they doing under the boardwalk? Is this about jersey shore Yes, Pickle. It is." Are we explaining life in the distant past, the twentieth century? The summer of 69 was an orgy | |||
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"Ask me anything homies What part of the decade do you allocate to reading your private messages?
🙊🤣"That worked well. | |||
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"Is This The Way To Amarillo ? No. Xx What Becomes of the Brokenhearted?divorce babe. Divorce. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" Age gap, you won’t need to x
Do you really want to hurt me?
Hmmm.
Do you wanna dance?"With somebody who loves me. | |||
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"What colour are the back of your eyelids? S" Grey | |||
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"Are you drinking water?" Not enough 😓 | |||
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"Michael Gove offers you 100k to have sex with him, but you have to do it on live stream. So not only do you have to sleep with Michael Gove but everyone will know AND everyone will see the effort you make during your Govian love making fest, so if you don’t give it your all then for the rest of your life everyone will say you’re a shit shag. But it’s 100k, tax free, in your hand. That’s life changing for you and the family. What do you do?" I’d consider topping him because £100k is £100k but I’d probably go without the money | |||
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Is it just me or does it look a bit like a bumhole of someone bending over? | |||
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"Are you a sucker for punishment? "if there’s no hitting involved then yes | |||
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Is it just me or does it look a bit like a bumhole of someone bending over?" 💡
Yes | |||
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"Describe your ideal poly set up. Living arrangements, relationships, whatever... " Ideal would be what I have which is me and my partners and at least one special connection. But ideally we’d all live close. Quality time with partners every week or every other week. Ummm yeah. Ideally no fwb. Or- a nursing home polycule. I genuinely I’m all in on that | |||
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"Are you a sucker for punishment? if there’s no hitting involved then yes"Noted 😈 | |||
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"Are you a sucker for punishment? if there’s no hitting involved then yes
Noted 😈"God you’re hot | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous?" Currently I hate them. | |||
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"Just how long is that piece of string ? "As long as a sky remote. | |||
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"Just how long is that piece of string ?
As long as a sky remote."Thank god for that .. thank you ! I knew it must be in litres ! | |||
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"Just how long is that piece of string ?
As long as a sky remote.
Thank god for that .. thank you ! I knew it must be in litres ! "You’re welcome | |||
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"Are you a sucker for punishment? if there’s no hitting involved then yes
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God you’re hot "Oh good god | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous? Currently I hate them. " I spend too much time in them. | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous?" Overated | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous? Overated" I think the one I was in today (and also Sunday) is pretty badly rated | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous? Overated I think the one I was in today (and also Sunday) is pretty badly rated "The one I am in is too. I wonder if we would be bored though if we didn't need all this...😂🫣 Actually scrap that,not a bloody chance | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous? Overated I think the one I was in today (and also Sunday) is pretty badly rated
The one I am in is too. I wonder if we would be bored though if we didn't need all this...😂🫣 Actually scrap that,not a bloody chance"Sorry you're in hossy. I was visiting Dad on Sunday and today but there's a bed with my name on it again, soon enough. | |||
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"Hospitals. Just - why?! Why so ridiculous? Overated I think the one I was in today (and also Sunday) is pretty badly rated
The one I am in is too. I wonder if we would be bored though if we didn't need all this...😂🫣 Actually scrap that,not a bloody chance
Sorry you're in hossy. I was visiting Dad on Sunday and today but there's a bed with my name on it again, soon enough. "I hope your pop gets better soon xx and that you avoid the great Hotel de NHS for as long as poss MrsKC 🥰 | |||
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"Alice, who the fuck is Alice?" Who's living next door to Alice? | |||
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"Alice, who the fuck is Alice?" I know an Alice. | |||
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