FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Father Ted line/moment

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
18 weeks ago

stanley

That would be an ecumenical matter

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

The cows.

These ones are small...

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By *ustAnotherMan
18 weeks ago

brumish

Oh it's yourself

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By *Jblue321Man
18 weeks ago

chester

Love father ted, got to be the milk float

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Ahh Gawan

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By *idssissyTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

The lingerie department

Had the pleasure of meeting Dermot once

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

He’s lost the trust of his sheep. That’s punishment enough.

Mrs TMN x

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
18 weeks ago

Durham

Where am I? What's that thing there? Are those my feet?

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"The lingerie department"

It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

“I’ve got to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!”

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By *cottish guy 555Man
18 weeks ago

London

A car with a mind of its own?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

"“I’ve got to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!”"

Dammit, was gonna say this one 😂

This and the fake arms during the OAP football match 🤣

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"“I’ve got to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!”

Dammit, was gonna say this one 😂

This and the fake arms during the OAP football match 🤣"

Those are fake arms!

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By *rdere OpusCouple
18 weeks ago

Brum - ish

You were wearing your blue jumper.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

"“I’ve got to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!”

Dammit, was gonna say this one 😂

This and the fake arms during the OAP football match 🤣

Those are fake arms!"

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By *cottish guy 555Man
18 weeks ago

London

"I mean, look at that. A perfectly square piece of dirt on the window!" As arms are waved around in an Elon musk fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

🎶 My lovely horse running through the field... 🎶

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By *FGIHMan
18 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I've got a lovely horse

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
18 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

That money was just resting in my account

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By *neeyedwillieMan
18 weeks ago

Darlington

I hear you're a racist now, father!

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

Down with this sort of thing! (Careful now)

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Drink!

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

Ah too many! God tier sitcom, in every sense.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"That would be an ecumenical matter "

This!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I Love My Brick !

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
18 weeks ago

Cheshire

Lovely girl contest, walking around cones

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We need to lose the sax solo

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By *abioMan
18 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

My lovely horse…..

Small….. far away….

I hear you are a racist father ted!!!!

D*unk, feck, girls!!!

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By *a1970Man
18 weeks ago

East cork

In the clothing department

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By *lder budweiserMan
18 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Fuckin' 'ell!!

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By *arvey67Man
18 weeks ago

Grimsby

Are they working Dougal?

Yes Ted! No Ted!

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

You nailed it OP.

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By *allipygousMan
18 weeks ago

Leicester

"The cows.

These ones are small..."

I've never watched a full episode but I do have a t-shirt of two cows which I'm actually wearing right now. Under one it says "small" and under the other it says "far away".

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about.

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By *ittyKateUKWoman
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"The cows.

These ones are small..."

Same!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

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By *ustAnotherMan
18 weeks ago

brumish

This town

Ahhhh

Is coming like a ghost town

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Mrs Doyle to Father Jack, "And what would you say to a little cup (of tea) Father?"

Father Jack "Feck off cup!!!"

Gets me every time

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
18 weeks ago

Manchester

Those women were in the nip!!!

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By *ripfillMan
18 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“FECK …FECK …. and FECK “

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By *8585Man
18 weeks ago

Teesside

When Mrs Doyle says ride me sideways was another one.

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By *eordie.Woman
18 weeks ago

The Sticks

'I've had my fun and that's all that matters'

Father Fintan Stack

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman
18 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

There's some very hairy babies on the island and I think you pat mustard are the hairy baby maker!!

😅🤣🤣

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By *aybeLadyWoman
18 weeks ago

West Dublin

'That money was just resting in my account'....

Father Ted is sorely missed 😒

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By *ornycougaWoman
18 weeks ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

Most of my faves are covered above but I'll add

(Alton Crosby) gives good mass. He really knows how to work the alter. Look at that chalice work, effortless.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
18 weeks ago

West Dublin

I think I need to binge watch all of the episodes again.

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By *nterblueMan
18 weeks ago

manchester

Dougal's "They Don't Exist" chart

Loch Ness Monster

Frankenstein

Magnum P.I.

Non-Catholic Gods

Darth Vader

The Phantom

The Beast

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By *l_xxxMan
18 weeks ago

South leeds

You wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, would ya Father?

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By *alted!Man
18 weeks ago

Cork

It's my money father. I just didn't want to fill out the forms

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By *orkshirebear74Man
18 weeks ago

Sheffield

Oasis or Blur??

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Pat mustard

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Careful now!

Down with this sort of thing!

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By *ustcallMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dougal and Father Ted the song for Europe, the room is full of smoke they’ve been at it all night just playing the f=+*^n note

Even now I can’t stop laughing

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By *uperchargedMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester

"Chair! Curtains! Floor! GOBSHITE!"

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By *T_111Man
18 weeks ago

Windsor

ARSE BISCUITS!!

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By *ost SockMan
18 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“So, Ted…have you still got the old hairy arse?”

A seemingly frivolous line, that, in a few words, delves deeper into the psyche of Catholicism and the priesthood than anything that went before. Or since, probably

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By *dinBiPrvMan
18 weeks ago

Edinburgh

We ran the gas off the electricity, and the electricity off the gas, and we saved £200 a year…..

What’s your favourite humming noise?

Bishop: So father, do you ever have any doubts about the religious life? Is your faith ever tested?

Dougal: Well, you know the way God made us all, right, and he’s looking down on us from heaven and everything, and then his son came down and saved everyone and all that…. And when we die, we’re all going to go to heaven…..

Bishop: Yes…. What about it?

Dougal: Well…. That’s the bit I have trouble with.

Eamonn

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By *glyfath84Man
18 weeks ago

Caernarfon

Small, far away 🤣

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
18 weeks ago

Midlothian

Mrs Doyle, 'would you like a bit of cake, father? There's cocaine in it! Oh wait, I didn't mean cocaine...raisins!' (Paraphrasing)

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By *ustAnotherMan
18 weeks ago

brumish

I love my brick

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By *imiTheSweetMan
18 weeks ago

Halesowen

"Just play the fecking Note"

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Would you like your pizza cut in 4 slices or 8

4 I couldn’t eat 8

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By *eceivers-of-edenCouple
18 weeks ago

W Yorks

TED: Television. It's a big waste. Chewing gum for the eyes.

DOUGAL: No, thanks, Ted. I've got these crisps here.

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By *ries AngelWoman
18 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Pat Mustard and the hairy babies

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By *ora the explorerWoman
18 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Chess or Buckaroo? - Actually, I wouldn't mind chess today. - Really? No, only joking, Ted. Buckaroo!

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By *zeroMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

"What would you say to a lovely cup of tea Father?"

"FECK OFF CUP!"

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By *lue morphoCouple
18 weeks ago

north west

Drink !

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By *underlandfellaMan
18 weeks ago

sunderland

"I hear you're a racist now, father! "

Should we all be racist now father, what's the official line of the church 😆

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By *cLovin2Man
18 weeks ago

Reading

Feck where do I begin?

I recently rewatched the series it's available on the 4 player.

Pat Mustard to Mrs Doyle: Can I put my massive tool in your box?

TV personality: I could have you killed!

Graham Norton: let's see who can shout the loudest aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Mrs Doyle: I blame the Greeks, because they invented gayness

Upon seeing Richard Wilson (Victori Meldrew) - I bet he'd really like it if someone went up to him and yelled his catchphrase in his ear. Results in him getting slapped up.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
18 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Nuns!! Reverse, reverse, reverse

Very, very, very, very dark blue

There’s cocaine in it

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By *ark.aitkenMan
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

""I mean, look at that. A perfectly square piece of dirt on the window!" As arms are waved around in an Elon musk fashion.

This one. The square had been there all the time. Hardly anyone noticed it but its just so funny

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By *irwanksalot69Man
18 weeks ago

Birmingham

Those women were in the nib!

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By *eading beddingMan
18 weeks ago

Berks

"Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom? ...of course, they ALL have lovely bottoms!"

"Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!"

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By *ensualbicockMan
18 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Don't call me Len ya little prick

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By *teveinYorkMan
18 weeks ago

Pocklington

Father Jack: "Nuns, nuns, reverse, reverse"

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By *tumpyminkey65Man
18 weeks ago

Dudley

What’s that that Jack calls the needy Ted?

A shower of bastards Dougal

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By *adbod2godbodMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester

Fed up with brrriiiiicccckkkkkkk

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ahhhh will ye have a cup of tea, gowannn gowannn ......

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
18 weeks ago

Prestwich

Sooo you're a racist now father?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Kick Bishops Brennan in the ball's

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By *ack1971Man
18 weeks ago

Cork

Just play the fucking note!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
18 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Some of us like the misery.

Near… Far away.

Ted, did Len find the rabbits?

And many many more!

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By *issmeltingpotWoman
18 weeks ago

Darlington

"'I've had my fun and that's all that matters'

Father Fintan Stack"

“ if you ever say that to me again I’ll put your head through the wall “

Also Father Fintan Stack 😂😂

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By *erseykevMan
18 weeks ago

St Helier

No Dougal! Those aren't small cows! They're just far away! And that money was only resting in my account!

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By *antam AvershiresMan
18 weeks ago

Falme

YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
18 weeks ago

Bedfuck

That tea machine episode classic, another tea farther. Hilarious.

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By *issmeltingpotWoman
18 weeks ago

Darlington

“ I have no willy”

Eoin Mclove

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By *orthernRockerMan
18 weeks ago

Bag End..

"The cows.

These ones are small..."

But the ones out there are FAR AWAY... Small... far away...

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By *layfull pairingCouple
18 weeks ago

Bristol

I hear your a racist now father....

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
18 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

DRINK!!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
18 weeks ago

Northside

"“I’ve got to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!”

Dammit, was gonna say this one 😂

This and the fake arms during the OAP football match 🤣"

"Go on.....

.....my son"

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By *orkieBar1000Man
18 weeks ago

York

Down with this sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

There’s a spider baby Ted !!

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By *cLovin2Man
18 weeks ago

Reading

"“ I have no willy”

Eoin Mclove "

That's his name, when he tried to intimidate, he said "I can have you killed"

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
18 weeks ago

Home

" hairy Japanese bastards "

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By *77incuncutMan
18 weeks ago

Doncaster

All farther ted is amazing well written and missed

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By *elvet RopeMan
18 weeks ago

by the big field

I'm sooooo, sooooo, sorrrrrry!

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By *liceDarkTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Worksop

I hear you're a racist now, Father?

Should we all be racist now?

What's the Church's position?

I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the old racism.

Also...

The Chinese. A great bunch of lads.

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