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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks 🤗 (booby fondle)

Today I’d like to talk about fish.

Do you like fish?

Do you eat fish? If so, what is your favourite fish?

Have you ever caught a fish or else possibly, have you ever been eaten by a shark?

Anchovies - what the fuck are they?

Do you like listening to Scooter’s dance hit, ‘How Much Is The Fish’? (I thought it was complete shit if I’m being honest, but there you go)

Anything fish related in fact; Please discuss 👍🏻

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By *ushym8Man
2 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Not the “Place” I’ve “Haddocked” enough with this whole thread, think it might be a red “herring”.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

As a keen fly fisherman yea I’ve caught many fish

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By *urry BlokeMan
2 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Some fish freak me out

The ones that live in the deep especially

"just a row of teeth and an arsehole" as Billy Connolly referred to them

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Not the “Place” I’ve “Haddocked” enough with this whole thread, think it might be a red “herring”."

There’s a thyme and plaice for everything…. 😜

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By *ushym8Man
2 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

"Not the “Place” I’ve “Haddocked” enough with this whole thread, think it might be a red “herring”.

There’s a thyme and plaice for everything…. 😜"

😂😂

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By *arker secrets 321Man
2 weeks ago

West Bromwich

Uv got 2 be codding if u think fish are Interested..

I keep and deal in Japanese koi carp x

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By *moothdickMan
2 weeks ago

stoke

I always have my fingers in my flys

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Fresh grilled tuna

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By *uri00620Woman
2 weeks ago

Croydon

I studied fish at uni and did my "research" in the Red Sea.

I don't eat them or anything from the sea/river...only bc i think they're gross. Even the idea of prawn cocktail crisps repulses me (and they've never even seen a prawn)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

I love fish, when they are alive and haven't caught and killed any. I've eaten cod and chips but don't generally eat fish.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

I used to watch Marine Boy cartoon when I was a kid, a mates dad took us fishing near Teddington Lock in the 70's.

I caught 3 mackerel off St Ives.

I've had gold fish, black moors and various fancy cold water fish over several years. A Pleco that grew huge.

Worked in Fish n chip shops. Always have prawn cocktail before Xmas dinner.

I love Charlie Binghams fish pie.

My car broke down on hanger lane near Paul's Plaice fish n chip shop.

Fooled a work mate into thinking I ate a live gold fish, it was a slice of carrot.

Wrestled a tiger shark off a holiday maker in Mediterranean, just made that up.

My favourite meal Cod n chips.

First time I had trout in a hotel in Leicester 1989.

Had sea bass two weeks ago.

Threw a dead fish on the bonnet of a car in a mafia style threat, an offer he couldn't refuse in the bin.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I used to watch Marine Boy cartoon when I was a kid, a mates dad took us fishing near Teddington Lock in the 70's.

I caught 3 mackerel off St Ives.

I've had gold fish, black moors and various fancy cold water fish over several years. A Pleco that grew huge.

Worked in Fish n chip shops. Always have prawn cocktail before Xmas dinner.

I love Charlie Binghams fish pie.

My car broke down on hanger lane near Paul's Plaice fish n chip shop.

Fooled a work mate into thinking I ate a live gold fish, it was a slice of carrot.

Wrestled a tiger shark off a holiday maker in Mediterranean, just made that up.

My favourite meal Cod n chips.

First time I had trout in a hotel in Leicester 1989.

Had sea bass two weeks ago.

Threw a dead fish on the bonnet of a car in a mafia style threat, an offer he couldn't refuse in the bin.

😂😂👍🏻 I can’t equal your fish themed shenanigans but did nonetheless eat a tin of sardines last week.

They were quite nice in fact.

I might eat some pilchards next week I think. 😜

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By *hat a PairXXXCouple
2 weeks ago

Bath

I’ve not been eaten by a shark - I’m not typing this from a watery grave, but I did have one take a bite of my arse. I must not be very tasty as she didn’t take a second bite.

"Ey up good folks 🤗 (booby fondle)

Today I’d like to talk about fish.

Do you like fish?

Do you eat fish? If so, what is your favourite fish?

Have you ever caught a fish or else possibly, have you ever been eaten by a shark?

Anchovies - what the fuck are they?

Do you like listening to Scooter’s dance hit, ‘How Much Is The Fish’? (I thought it was complete shit if I’m being honest, but there you go)

Anything fish related in fact; Please discuss 👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve not been eaten by a shark - I’m not typing this from a watery grave, but I did have one take a bite of my arse. I must not be very tasty as she didn’t take a second bite.

Ey up good folks 🤗 (booby fondle)

Today I’d like to talk about fish.

Do you like fish?

Do you eat fish? If so, what is your favourite fish?

Have you ever caught a fish or else possibly, have you ever been eaten by a shark?

Anchovies - what the fuck are they?

Do you like listening to Scooter’s dance hit, ‘How Much Is The Fish’? (I thought it was complete shit if I’m being honest, but there you go)

Anything fish related in fact; Please discuss 👍🏻

😱😱 Strewth! What sort of shark was it out of interest?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
2 weeks ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Uv got 2 be codding if u think fish are Interested..

I keep and deal in Japanese koi carp x"

I've never been a fan of Koi carp as I much prefer the more adventurous and outgoing type.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

I don't eat much fish anymore, tbh. I've never been into shellfish, but did used to eat some fish.

I worry about over fishing and the impact on the environment.

As for sharks, maybe that's what happened to my left leg and maybe I'm just so traumatised that I've forgotten? I think that's my new origins story

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By *heel markMan
2 weeks ago

beside the sea

I've a fish shop close by that only opens when it has fresh fish of the boats. The haddock is beautiful when cooked fresh.

My son is a keen fisherman and I get plenty mackerel in the summer and cod in the winter, although the cod has been a bit sparce so far this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Fresh cod and haddock is my favourite meal. Both deep fried in batter is stunning

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Rollmops……what manner of filleted fish themed sorcery is this?! 😵‍💫

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Rollmops……what manner of filleted fish themed sorcery is this?! 😵‍💫"

Strange fish, was it a delicacy that came from war torn poverty?

I wonder if you connect two terminals to a jar of them you could light a light bulb.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

I absolutely love fish. Shellfish can be hit or miss.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Rollmops……what manner of filleted fish themed sorcery is this?! 😵‍💫

Strange fish, was it a delicacy that came from war torn poverty?

I wonder if you connect two terminals to a jar of them you could light a light bulb.

😂😂 Now this sounds like an experiment worth undertaking! 👍🏻👍🏻😂😂

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I absolutely love fish. Shellfish can be hit or miss. "

Isn’t it true that they are poisonous when farmed at certain times of year? I’m sure I read that somewhere.

…..I think…. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜

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By *ltmeeMan
2 weeks ago

Everywhere & Nowhere Baby

...don't know they're in water

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

I love fish, could eat it everyday. Nothing beats some wonderful grilled fish. As fo anchovies, yes lovely too and in many diffrent ways if you know how to use them. I am tired otherwise would list them and all my favourite fish dishes. One of which is a soup, bouillabaisse.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"I absolutely love fish. Shellfish can be hit or miss.

Isn’t it true that they are poisonous when farmed at certain times of year? I’m sure I read that somewhere.

…..I think…. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😜"

Some of them may be, it probably depends on which type of shellfish

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Only cod and if it’s covered in breadcrumbs.

Fish is not my forte.

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By *ndy58Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Fish featuring Sam Brown: Just Good Friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xyehGC0_c

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By *rtyIanMan
2 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Anchovies go on my slow roast shoulder of lamb. Monkfish for a curry(a forum member has sampled this)

Shellfish sadly we export the best(Langoustines) then import poxy little prawns from Asia

Sadly, we have so few fishmongers these days.

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By *eavilMan
2 weeks ago

Stalybridge

This has got to be the most deranged thread in ages - I love it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Ey up good folks 🤗 (booby fondle)

Today I’d like to talk about fish.

Do you like fish?

Do you eat fish? If so, what is your favourite fish?

Have you ever caught a fish or else possibly, have you ever been eaten by a shark?

Anchovies - what the fuck are they?

Do you like listening to Scooter’s dance hit, ‘How Much Is The Fish’? (I thought it was complete shit if I’m being honest, but there you go)

Anything fish related in fact; Please discuss 👍🏻

Love fish! Particularly enjoy a seared or smoked mackerel or trout. I once caught a teeny tiny fish in a plastic cup. No fish have eaten me, not even those nibbly foot fish that used to live in shopping centres. Anchovies are delicious and should be on every pizza. Scooter can get out. I once had a goldfish called Goldie.

Mrs TMN x

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

Escovitch.

I miss it. I have wobbles when my family make it. But I’m loyal to the soil. Veggie five eva

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By *ack 55530Man
2 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *ack 55530Man
2 weeks ago

cardiff

I come from a tropical region and used to eat fish every single day. But times have changed now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"I come from a tropical region and used to eat fish every single day. But times have changed now."

Times they are a'changing

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We had salmon for dinner last night, I suppose that's probably my favourite fish to eat. I do like tuna though, especially mixed with pasta or in a baguette or panini with melted cheese 😋. White fish is okay but I wouldn't normally order it, I'd generally go for a sausage from the chippy, although that's just reminded me, I really enjoy a halibut or swordfish steak if I'm in a Mediterranean restaurant. Shellfish can stay in the sea though.

When I was at university I worked on the fish counter of a major supermarket at the weekends. Occasionally I'd halfhinch a peppered smoked mackerel fillet if they were going out of date during my shift.

Once I very nearly slit my wrist opening some oysters for a customer. I did learn how to fillet the different types of fish though, a good life skill.

Before I went to uni I used to go course fishing with my friends. I even entered a couple of matches in the fishing club we were members of. The biggest one I caught was a 1lb 6oz mirror carp. I wasn't very good at fishing but we had lots of adventures on our bikes.

It seems I've led a much fishier existence that I thought when I started typing.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"We had salmon for dinner last night, I suppose that's probably my favourite fish to eat. I do like tuna though, especially mixed with pasta or in a baguette or panini with melted cheese 😋. White fish is okay but I wouldn't normally order it, I'd generally go for a sausage from the chippy, although that's just reminded me, I really enjoy a halibut or swordfish steak if I'm in a Mediterranean restaurant. Shellfish can stay in the sea though.

Once I very nearly slit my wrist opening some oysters for a customer. I did learn how to fillet the different types of fish though, a good life skill.

It seems I've led a much fishier existence that I thought when I started typing.

Morrisons. I bet it was Morrisons

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Once I very nearly slit my wrist opening some oysters for a customer. I did learn how to fillet the different types of fish though, a good life skill.

It seems I've led a much fishier existence that I thought when I started typing.

Morrisons. I bet it was Morrisons

Right county, wrong shop.

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By *andaloriansCouple
2 weeks ago

Malvern

I am confused!

Why dont we put candles in fishcake?

Do dogfish bark? And do catfish knock things off shelves on purpose?

If something seems fishy, why is it not a fishtery?

Is there always a bigger fish? Cause surely, there has to be a biggest whale shark right!

And most of all.....we know fish dont have fingers but did cap'n birdseye actualy have seagull eyes!?🤔

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was convinced to go to one of those fish pedicure places many years ago.

It was weird

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Britain has some of the best quality and most varied fish stocks in the world but we basically just eat imported tuna from a tin, farmed salmon and cod in batter. We are a very odd people.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Once I very nearly slit my wrist opening some oysters for a customer. I did learn how to fillet the different types of fish though, a good life skill.

It seems I've led a much fishier existence that I thought when I started typing.

I love this a little less than the todger song. I think I still love you though. Maybe.

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By *meliaeWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

Salmon, pan fried for crispy skin is my fave midweek dinner after work.

Anchovies in pasta sauce is divine.

I could live off shellfish, give me all the scallops, oysters and mussels please

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Are jellyfish fish?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

"Are jellyfish fish? "

For the purposes of this thread.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Are jellyfish fish?

For the purposes of this thread. "

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Dolphins aren't, for the Porpoise of this thread. ❣️

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By *erkshire8299Man
2 weeks ago

slough

Hoping this was a thread on the singer FISH

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"Britain has some of the best quality and most varied fish stocks in the world but we basically just eat imported tuna from a tin, farmed salmon and cod in batter. We are a very odd people."

We eat Vietnamese river cobbler too. Just without realising it.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

Made the mistake of buying a huge wedge of tuna from a cafeteria in Milton Keynes shopping mall, it was like trying to eat papier mache, it was brutal, painful and bloody hard work. It took all my endurance to masticate my way through 2 inches of 4. It was like man vs food. I lost the will to live at various stages. Other diners were looking at me, face contorted and angry. Never again.

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Dudley

"Hoping this was a thread on the singer FISH"
yes I only came here to say I prefer him with Marillion not keen on his solo stuff

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By *ools1964Man
2 weeks ago

Swadlincote

I like most sea food, I especially like salmon, I have it a couple of times a week, served with broccoli & peas.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

Do you eat fish? If so, what is your favourite fish?

I love fish. Picking a favourite is almost impossible but "proper" kippers, wild salmon, rainbow trout and flatfish (like sole or plaice) are all up there.

"Have you ever caught a fish or else possibly, have you ever been eaten by a shark?"

I've never been fishing; I don't understand fishing for sport. I've never been eaten by a shark but I have eaten shark. Well, I've eaten ray wings and rays are basically sharks.

"Anchovies - what the fuck are they?"

Small fish. The ones you buy in jars are cured (brined) and not very nice. If you can find pickled anchovies try those instead - they taste much better without all the saltiness!

"Anything fish related in fact; Please discuss"

Seahorses and razorfish are the only fish that swim upright.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
2 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I never eat nor buy BASA.

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By *eceivers-of-edenCouple
2 weeks ago

W Yorks

I once went to me local chippy and got fish n chips but I had to take them back.

I griped to the proprietor: "I'm sorry luv but I think this fish is a little underdone"

"What makes you say that?" she scowled.

"Its eaten all me fucking chips!"

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By *loomy GirlWoman
2 weeks ago

leicester

Harris’s 🤢🤢🤮

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By *icky330Man
2 weeks ago

South West

Took my FB to a club once. She came home with a Red Snapper

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