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By *exagon9 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

For whatever reason my feeds are full of adverts for valentines cards with dirty messages, hah… I know they’ve always been around but I was quite surprised by some well-known card companies advertising cards with things like: “Cover me in your cock custard” and “Sot on my face and glaze me like a donut” 😂

Got me thinking… what are the best and/or worst valentines messages you have seen or received??

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

Roses are red

Violets are plastic

Please can I twang

Your knicker elastic

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By *exagon9 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol

Excellent 👌

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By *zeroMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I licked it so its mine,

Think of me when you take off your pants.

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By *exagon9 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I licked it so its mine,

Think of me when you take off your pants."

LOL 😂

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By *orny PTMan
2 weeks ago

Peterborough

Your bill is now overdue.

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