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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in"

Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.

Are there cakes too?

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

2 toast and tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.

Are there cakes too?"

Full range of home made

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 toast and tea please "

Lightly buttered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.

Are there cakes too?

Full range of home made "

Oh James. Your spoiling me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Oooooh. Tea, 2, semi skimmed is fine.

Are there cakes too?

Full range of home made

Oh James. Your spoiling me! "

I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee and a fry up please Geraldine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tea please...just milk and some gooey chocolate cake to eat in ...thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got any crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tea please...just milk and some gooey chocolate cake to eat in ...thank you!! "

Its on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got any crumpets? "

Yes loads would you like some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black coffee and a fry up please Geraldine..."

Its on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tea please...just milk and some gooey chocolate cake to eat in ...thank you!!

Its on the way "

...are you expecting a tip if i get good service off you ? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tea please...just milk and some gooey chocolate cake to eat in ...thank you!!

Its on the way

...are you expecting a tip if i get good service off you ? x "

Tips are great

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"tea please...just milk and some gooey chocolate cake to eat in ...thank you!! "

chocolate cake at this time of the morning?? gosh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got any crumpets?

Yes loads would you like some "

ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist

And a nice cuppa ta

Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good any time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got any crumpets?

Yes loads would you like some

ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist

And a nice cuppa ta

Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough "

I will get that made for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in"

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got any crumpets?

Yes loads would you like some

ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist

And a nice cuppa ta

Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough

I will get that made for you "

*grabs a squeeze as he bends over*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol) "

All cakes are made by the local WI

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got any crumpets?

Yes loads would you like some

ooOO Plenty of butter please - i like them moist

And a nice cuppa ta

Milk & one small sugar, sweet enough

I will get that made for you

*grabs a squeeze as he bends over*

"

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

Of course "

Thank you x nice bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

Of course

Thank you x nice bum "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

Of course

Thank you x nice bum

Hehe "

Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please reframe from pinching my bum while i have hot coffee in my had we dont want an accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

Of course

Thank you x nice bum

Hehe

Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking "

As long as im not carrying coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

Of course

Thank you x nice bum

Hehe

Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking

As long as im not carrying coffee "

Ok will wait to you put it down x good now come here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol) "

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a hot chocolate with a crumpet please x

Of course

Thank you x nice bum

Hehe

Can I grab a quick feel whilst no one is looking

As long as im not carrying coffee

Ok will wait to you put it down x good now come here "

Im coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8 "

I need more staff do you want a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

I need more staff do you want a job? "

Yes give him the job then me and you can start where we left off yesterday lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

I need more staff do you want a job?

Yes give him the job then me and you can start where we left off yesterday lol xx "

Need staff! Im running round like a headless chicken trying to keep everyone happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok pass me an apron I will help.you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok pass me an apron I will help.you out "

Your hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

I need more staff do you want a job? "

Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

I need more staff do you want a job?

Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha "

Only naked staff work here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

I need more staff do you want a job?

Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha

Only naked staff work here "
oh I'll b right over - save me a VIP table! But remind me not to sit there drooling n open mouthed in case a member of staff pops their brandy snap down me throat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better take my clothes off first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Do u do home made chocolate n Guinness cake? N is it illy coffee (not that I'm AT ALL difficult lol)

ANDERSON - stop flirting wiv da birds -wot bout my choc/guinness cake n illy coffee m8

I need more staff do you want a job?

Oh NO - in life I only wanna b waited on hand,foot,finger n cock n to criticize lol. I hope u got topless waitresses n bottomless waiters - altho health n safety may ban that wiv hot coffee Hahahahahaha

Only naked staff work here oh I'll b right over - save me a VIP table! But remind me not to sit there drooling n open mouthed in case a member of staff pops their brandy snap down me throat lol "

Mite be more than a brandy snap haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better take my clothes off first "

Let me do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better take my clothes off first

Let me do that for you"

Ooo haven't you got warm hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better take my clothes off first

Let me do that for you

Ooo haven't you got warm hands "

Thats all the hot coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better take my clothes off first

Let me do that for you

Ooo haven't you got warm hands

Thats all the hot coffee "

What's that poking in my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in"

Cappuccino please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better take my clothes off first

Let me do that for you

Ooo haven't you got warm hands

Thats all the hot coffee

What's that poking in my back "

Hehe shush people are looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Cappuccino please "

Chocolate sprinkles on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Cappuccino please

Chocolate sprinkles on top?"
\

No thank you, I am sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Cappuccino please

Chocolate sprinkles on top?\

No thank you, I am sweet enough "

You certainly are its on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open in 15 mins just waiting for staff to turn up we are all out of full fat milk a cat got in a pinched it all get your orders in

Cappuccino please

Chocolate sprinkles on top?\

No thank you, I am sweet enough

You certainly are its on the way "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sod it lets give the all a show minnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie"

Oh ok am more than happy to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie

Oh ok am more than happy to "

Get on the table and spread them legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie

Oh ok am more than happy to

Get on the table and spread them legs"

Oh yes now what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie

Oh ok am more than happy to

Get on the table and spread them legs

Oh yes now what "

Im coming down Tongue and fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie

Oh ok am more than happy to

Get on the table and spread them legs

Oh yes now what

Im coming down Tongue and fingers"

Oooh that feels good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sod it lets give the all a show minnie

Oh ok am more than happy to

Get on the table and spread them legs

Oh yes now what

Im coming down Tongue and fingers

Oooh that feels good "

Good hope people watching are enjoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please "

Yep hold on i will just get that for you and some free cake for waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you serve hot chocolate??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you serve hot chocolate?? "

Yep would you like marshmellows with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please

Yep hold on i will just get that for you and some free cake for waiting "

Chocholate if you have it please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ermmm, dont mean to interupt, but can I have a weak tea, milk no sugar please

Yep hold on i will just get that for you and some free cake for waiting

Chocholate if you have it please xx"

Extra large slice for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you serve hot chocolate??

Yep would you like marshmellows with that. "

oooh yeah please. thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you serve hot chocolate??

Yep would you like marshmellows with that.

oooh yeah please. thank you"

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm going to have to resign

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Well actually, i went out to a better coffee shop this morning. Cant be doing with coffee shops that only open for an hour. You need to entice me to come back to this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table "

Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table

Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "

Better than the position i am.in now lol xx,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table

Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "

Better than the position i am.in now lol xx,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table

Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "

Better than the position i am.in now lol xx,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget about me lay here naked on the table

Minnie I think you be better he than me, so if you want my position? "

Better than the position i am.in now lol xx,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think there is an echo in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think there is an echo in here "

obviously doing the karma sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody fone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang sangwhich and mug of tay..

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Can I have the pot of coffee!!!!! I'm in need of plenty of caffine today. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry unannoced family visit shop back open lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have the pot of coffee!!!!! I'm in need of plenty of caffine today. Thank you "

One pot of coffee on its way

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