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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales

Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us.

But we know, we're really quite simple little beans.

For example, if we take the time to shave our legs, we like them to stroke them and say wow, they are so smooth! (+10 shagability points)

Doea anyone have any other little nuggets of wisdom to share with the menfolk?

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

You look even more wonderful out of clothes. Just stunning

Love that hairstyle, really suits you.

This is definately a dress to kill outfit.

You look like someone who does not need to make much effort to look so beautiful.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"You look even more wonderful out of clothes. Just stunning

Love that hairstyle, really suits you.

This is definately a dress to kill outfit.

You look like someone who does not need to make much effort to look so beautiful.

"

MB!! Did it just get hot in here?!

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By *oopy FroodMan
2 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Your bum looks perfect in everything you wear

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By *scapenwMan
2 weeks ago

North Wales Coast

The best nugget I was told was just to ask questions and listen

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By *ornycougaWoman
2 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

No of course you aren't being irrational

Can I get you some wine

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Just follow this fine nugget……

Don’t be shit.

Follow that, and you’ll do aright.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"No of course you aren't being irrational

Can I get you some wine

"

Yes!!

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"Just follow this fine nugget……

Don’t be shit.

Follow that, and you’ll do aright. "

Truer words never spoken

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield


"The best nugget I was told was just to ask questions and listen

"

Isn't that for interviewing serial killers ?

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔

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By *scapenwMan
2 weeks ago

North Wales Coast

Someone here have similar personalities to see your killers

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

...

You might think we look good, but some of us have thousands of insecurities about our bodies

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By *hePleasurerMan
2 weeks ago

Cheshire

Nine arts have I, all noble;

I play at chess so free,

At ravelling runes I’m ready,

At books and smithery;

I’m skill’d o’er ice at skimming

On skates, I shoot and row,

And few at harping match me,

Or minstrelsy, I trow.

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By *oubleSwingCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

Affirmation. Probably lots of it! And, not just words.

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By *oveandfastWoman
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

We want to feel desired! And that can be shown in lots of different ways:

* asking questions and actively listening to the answer

* honesty

* affirmations through words (“you’re hot”) and actions (eye contact, being tactile)

* doing what you say you’re going to do (both in and out of the bedroom)

Some of those things may be difficult if neuro divergent, if that’s the case, being open about how you may show desire in different ways is really helpful.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
2 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey

Kiss her neck.

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By *elly and daveCouple
2 weeks ago

gateshead


"Kiss her neck. "

Before sinking the teeth in Hannibal? Lol :*

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
2 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Kiss her neck.

Before sinking the teeth in Hannibal? Lol :* "

Damn. You are onto me.

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By *sWyldWoman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Listen to understand, not just to respond

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner

Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

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By *aramel.desiresMan
2 weeks ago

Heathrow

Every woman has different needs so trying to match your approach to her needs is a skill on its own and good for compatibility.

Be a gentleman, be trustworthy and honest. But stimulate her mind first.

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us.

But we know, we're really quite simple little beans.

For example, if we take the time to shave our legs, we like them to stroke them and say wow, they are so smooth! (+10 shagability points)

Doea anyone have any other little nuggets of wisdom to share with the menfolk? "

That’s a Lainey Wilson song - what a man ought to know.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

2 weeks ago

East Sussex

Your name is a minimum

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield


"We want to feel desired! And that can be shown in lots of different ways:

* asking questions and actively listening to the answer

* honesty

* affirmations through words (“you’re hot”) and actions (eye contact, being tactile)

* doing what you say you’re going to do (both in and out of the bedroom)

Some of those things may be difficult if neuro divergent, if that’s the case, being open about how you may show desire in different ways is really helpful."

Can't we just bring chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"We want to feel desired! And that can be shown in lots of different ways:

* asking questions and actively listening to the answer

* honesty

* affirmations through words (“you’re hot”) and actions (eye contact, being tactile)

* doing what you say you’re going to do (both in and out of the bedroom)

Some of those things may be difficult if neuro divergent, if that’s the case, being open about how you may show desire in different ways is really helpful.

Can't we just bring chocolate? "

yeah chocolate and a gift voucher for shoes

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

The path to a harmonious cohabiting relationship: let them load the dishwasher any way they want.

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me "

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Be observant - I can’t stress this enough.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"The path to a harmonious cohabiting relationship: let them load the dishwasher any way they want. "

Fuck. That's a big call. We knew their loading isn't as regimented and efficient. Cereal bowls do not belong on the upper shelf when they can be stacked below.

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By *uchessdoeWoman
2 weeks ago

Northampton

Please ask some questions and actively listen to the answers; there are too many situations where I know *all* about them, but they know nothing about me and what I like.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣"

It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣

It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight "

That's gross...some proper perverts on here!!! What next? toe sucking 🤮....

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By *a LunaWoman
2 weeks ago

South Wales

Less chit chat and more naked cuddles

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣

It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight

That's gross...some proper perverts on here!!! What next? toe sucking 🤮...."

Just put them in the mouth and be quiet already

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣

It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight

That's gross...some proper perverts on here!!! What next? toe sucking 🤮....

Just put them in the mouth and be quiet already "

No one's smelly trotters are going anywhere near my mouth thank you.🥪

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By *emma200Woman
2 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Cuddles after.. don’t just pull out, put your boxers back on and go

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
2 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣

It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight

That's gross...some proper perverts on here!!! What next? toe sucking 🤮....

Just put them in the mouth and be quiet already "

I’d nibble on those toes. Not touching your belly button though. Fuck knows when you last got rid of the fluff from there!

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

Ask questions about her.

Affection outside of the bedroom/sex.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me

Someone tried to rim your belly button? 🤣

It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight

That's gross...some proper perverts on here!!! What next? toe sucking 🤮....

Just put them in the mouth and be quiet already

I’d nibble on those toes. Not touching your belly button though. Fuck knows when you last got rid of the fluff from there! "

Enough stuffing for a miniature teddy bear …

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've read everything ⬆️ and I'm still none-the-wiser. I think I shall continue to revel in the mystery and mystification.✨

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By *rincipessaWoman
2 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them

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By *ustcallMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes

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By *emma200Woman
2 weeks ago

Warwickshire


"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them "

This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cannock


"Listen to understand, not just to respond "

Sooooo much!

I can solve my own problems, I just want you to listen and sympathise or celebrate with me.

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes "

This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
2 weeks ago

Northerner


"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes

This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪"

Just one Johnny … that’ll be why it’s only you smiling

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

If the pants and bra match and she's shaved, you didn't get laid she did. She planned this

Mostly for outside fab I think

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes

This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪

Just one Johnny … that’ll be why it’s only you smiling "

As long as I have a good time 🤷🏻‍♂️ ...next! 🥪

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By *ertcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

I've found just saying " yeah your right " works everytime 😂😂😂

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By *aramel.desiresMan
2 weeks ago

Heathrow

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By *aramel.desiresMan
2 weeks ago

Heathrow


"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them

This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂"

Can't ladies come with personalised instructions in video format please. Not a booklet because we won't read it.

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By *unseeker100Man
2 weeks ago

batley


"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them

This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂"

Embrace your body ALL OF IT it's a gift from mother nature the more if it there the more there is to embrace

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
2 weeks ago

Prestwich


"You look even more wonderful out of clothes. Just stunning

Love that hairstyle, really suits you.

This is definately a dress to kill outfit.

You look like someone who does not need to make much effort to look so beautiful.

"

Yeah she is fit, got that min effort required to pull vibe. Very sexy.

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By *oveandfastWoman
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove


"We want to feel desired! And that can be shown in lots of different ways:

* asking questions and actively listening to the answer

* honesty

* affirmations through words (“you’re hot”) and actions (eye contact, being tactile)

* doing what you say you’re going to do (both in and out of the bedroom)

Some of those things may be difficult if neuro divergent, if that’s the case, being open about how you may show desire in different ways is really helpful.

Can't we just bring chocolate? "

Prefer a nice bottle of wine ta 😜

Obviously if we’re just fucking anon, none of the above apply. Apart from eye contact and showing some interest in me getting off too haha

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By *rSuave88Man
2 weeks ago

Mirfield


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me "

I can attest to this.. she is not afraid to use violence! 😂

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By *rpeggioCouple
2 weeks ago

Baughurst


"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔"

Sure, that's a winner

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By *urreyGuy19792Man
2 weeks ago

Egham

These are all good points but I have to ask - how are there so many men for whom this isn't just common knowledge?

(I appreciate the ladies here ask themselves that question a lot...)

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

Empathise

Listen, don't just wait your turn to speak

Little things make a difference, take an interest

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

Fife

We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t.

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands


"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. "

Fairy liquid?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Must be a mother-in-law joke somewhere in this thread

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t.

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Fairy liquid?"

That would be wasted, Willy; Effy's got a dishwasher.

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

Fife


"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t.

Fairy liquid?"

That’ll do.

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Cannock


"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t.

Fairy liquid?"

Nice bottle of rosé

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Midlands


"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t.

·

Fairy liquid?

That would be wasted, Willy; Effy's got a dishwasher."

Then he'll need Fairy 🤷

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By *unseeker v2Man
2 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me "

Is it wrong that I initially read that as "give me smacks"?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Just because you've got a big cock it doesn't mean you're a good shag 😊

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


"Be observant - I can’t stress this enough. "

*McLovin notes, bring some fecking binoculars*

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By *ertcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Just because you've got a big cock it doesn't mean you're a good shag 😊"

Oh I beg to differ. I'm told I'm a good shag and I have a big cock... my hubby 😣😣😣

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
2 weeks ago

Prestwich


"Just because you've got a big cock it doesn't mean you're a good shag 😊"

That's what they say to me

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

You can have a big cock and be a good shag, but just having one doesn't mean you will be. There's more to sex. Sorry if I wasn't clear with my meaning.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You can have a big cock and be a good shag, but just having one doesn't mean you will be. There's more to sex. Sorry if I wasn't clear with my meaning. "

Si senorita.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

Words are hollow if actions don't follow...

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them

This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂"

With you on this, just don't pay any attention to it. Leave it, don't mention it. Nothing is more of a mood killer than being reminded of my belly

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them

This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂

With you on this, just don't pay any attention to it. Leave it, don't mention it. Nothing is more of a mood killer than being reminded of my belly "

What belly?

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
2 weeks ago

Reading


"The best nugget I was told was just to ask questions and listen

Isn't that for interviewing serial killers ?"

Women/Serial Killers...... Same thing.

J

*leaves thread like Usain Bolt out of the blocks....

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


"Cuddles after.. don’t just pull out, put your boxers back on and go

"

Yeah definitely don't wipe your cock on the curtains...

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes

This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪"

...and a ham and cheese sarnie?

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly.

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly."

....even if nit arguing

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail!

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail! "

The women do this deliberately just to test us men. You ask them what is the matter, they say nothing. But they don't mean nothing. They like to fuck with our heads.

Ps I used the the term men loosely to include trannies, & other associated weirdos with weird fetishes here on fab.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
2 weeks ago

Markfield

They need to wash between their bum cheeks.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail! "

In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun.

I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail!

In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun.

I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all "

I do coffee. Need to buys one tea bags

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By *entleman.kMan
2 weeks ago

bilston, wolves,walsall, dudley

If a woman seems to be upset for any reason, ask if there’s anything you can do to make it better.

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By *axxedinMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔"

I take your still single. Or suicidal.

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By *neeyedwillieMan
2 weeks ago

Darlington


"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔

I take your still single. Or suicidal."

I too like to live dangerously.

Think about it.

When it comes to women, if they have curly hair, they buy straighteners. If they have straight hair they buy curlers. If they are blonde, they go brunette and if they're a brunette, they go blonde. If they have small boobs they want a boob job, if they have big boobs they want a reduction...etc etc etc.

I'll see myself out.

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By *ll night schlongMan
2 weeks ago

north west

U know what girls, guys and anyone else still up at this time of night. Here is the truth…… men, it’s not about the sex it’s not about how big your dick is or how much weight u lift in the gym……. It’s paying attention to detail that gets u in a girls head, noticing little things that they thought you’d never notice, and believe me…. They put traps out to see if u were awake!!!

Girls……

Us men aren’t complicated, and as I say this I guarantee there’s gonna be a few ‘ard men’ talking shit, but all is men need to know is that your happy, the kids are happy and all is good. But u know when we walk passed n smack ya ass all the time n u get mad wi us……. Try doing the same back to us pls girls cause it’d mean more to a lol of us than u realise

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By *ll night schlongMan
2 weeks ago

north west

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By *rpeggioCouple
2 weeks ago

Baughurst


"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes

This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪

Just one Johnny … that’ll be why it’s only you smiling "

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔

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I take your still single. Or suicidal."

He's single by choice and of sound mind. Better still, I've witnessed first hand the amount of majestic women and ladies of substance he's had around his arms (one at a time, of course, 'not concurrently).

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What day of the week it is.

Or is that just me?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If a woman says, ‘We need to talk.’ it invariably means that you’re on the road to Dumpsville 👍🏻

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By *.hrisMan
2 weeks ago

Nearby


"Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us.

But we know, we're really quite simple little beans.

For example, if we take the time to shave our legs, we like them to stroke them and say wow, they are so smooth! (+10 shagability points)

Doea anyone have any other little nuggets of wisdom to share with the menfolk? "

I'll try that next time I'm sat near someone with shaved legs

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail!

In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun.

I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all "

I knew it was all your fault miss Bella, I'm so disappointed in you.

But as you have such lovely pair of chesticles, frankly I forgive you.

Damnit those chesticles are like a get out of jail free card.

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By *ure Seduction69Couple
2 weeks ago

Barnsley

Do i look good in this sexy outfit darling

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"If a woman says, ‘We need to talk.’ it invariably means that you’re on the road to Dumpsville 👍🏻"

Yep avoid talking.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do i look good in this sexy outfit darling "

Young lady, you look good in anything 😍

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor


"If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly.

....even if nit arguing "

😆 very true !

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly.

....even if nit arguing

😆 very true !"

And beware of flying stuff.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻"

*biscuits

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻

*biscuits "

Fancy a hotnob?

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By *orbidden eastMan
2 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Massage her feet and a cup of tea that is key

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London


"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t.

Fairy liquid?"

There's no point trying to guess. It'll be a piece of whatever you buy for yourself (best to buy two of everything!)

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻

*biscuits

Fancy a hotnob? "

Chocolate ones

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By *allnHandsome12Man
2 weeks ago

Teesside

A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony.

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London


"A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony."

Quite right! Down with the Patriarchy!

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony.

Quite right! Down with the Patriarchy!"

That’s what the patriarchy would say.

Girls on top!

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By *allnHandsome12Man
2 weeks ago

Teesside

😂

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By *mmxWoman
2 weeks ago

staffordshire

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By *mmxWoman
2 weeks ago

staffordshire


"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me "

This... 💯 this!!!

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail!

In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun.

I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all

I knew it was all your fault miss Bella, I'm so disappointed in you.

But as you have such lovely pair of chesticles, frankly I forgive you.

Damnit those chesticles are like a get out of jail free card. "

For some reason, they get me out of alsorts of bother 🤷‍♀️😂

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony."

I gave up when people started making it a ranty thread 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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By *usie pTV/TS
2 weeks ago

taunton

Is MissBella far left or far right if she wants to stop men from having an opinion, but then we have broad shoulders we can take it and to think of it a lot of us married guys have had years of training from our wives to cope with it.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us."

ㅤㅤ

As ∅scar Wilde once said -

𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒅.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

5 deadly terms:

1. Fine - Used to end an argument when we know we're right and you need to shut up

2. Nothing - this actually means "something" and you need to be worried

3. Go ahead - this is a dare, not permission

4. Whatever - translates as "screw you"

5. That's ok - It's not ok, and we are thinking long and hard about how you will pay for it

Bonus word - Wow. This is not a compliment

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

But also, you know the 3 rules for keeping Gizmo safe in Gremlins? The opposite applies to women.

1. Never keep her in the dark about anything

2. If she wants to eat, or be eaten, after midnight then feed her

3. Get her as wet as possible, as often as possible

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By *eorgesdad69Man
2 weeks ago

Long Eaton

Sex with men is less complicated and just as satisfying 🤪👌

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By *ustamanMan
2 weeks ago

weymouth


"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them

This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂"

But but your belly is so sexy, it's crying out to be caressed

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By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading


"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all!

Setting us up to fail!

In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun.

I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all

I knew it was all your fault miss Bella, I'm so disappointed in you.

But as you have such lovely pair of chesticles, frankly I forgive you.

Damnit those chesticles are like a get out of jail free card.

For some reason, they get me out of alsorts of bother 🤷‍♀️😂"

Out of one sort of bother into a different kind of bother.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wales


"Is MissBella far left or far right if she wants to stop men from having an opinion, but then we have broad shoulders we can take it and to think of it a lot of us married guys have had years of training from our wives to cope with it. "

I did mean the women that had turned it into a rant thread 🤷‍♀️🤣

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By *he Silver FuxMan
2 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Standard procedure for men.

Facilitate an instantly relaxed comfortable sexy and engaged situation by sitting back, cast a roving eye over that body and growl something like “fuck yeah”. Now you may proceed…

Going down between those thighs - state “that’s a very pretty pussy..” and then follow up with the “god you taste good” when you get there. This final phrase will pretty much alleviate any remaining anxious feelings for her, cause the lady to sigh, widen and relax those thighs, sink into the mattress and enjoy… Going straight on her clit is an amateur move. Leave it alone for a while… Tease around.

Watch for that extraneous hand drifting down. Take it, move it back up her body and clearly state “that’s my job”. Do that job.

Drift a hand up over her stomach, grab a boob, not too firmly, tease a nipple.

Use your whole tongue not just the tip.

60% of the time, it works every time

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