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"You look even more wonderful out of clothes. Just stunning Love that hairstyle, really suits you. This is definately a dress to kill outfit. You look like someone who does not need to make much effort to look so beautiful. ![]() ![]() ![]() MB!! Did it just get hot in here?! ![]() | |||
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"No of course you aren't being irrational Can I get you some wine " Yes!! ![]() | |||
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"Just follow this fine nugget…… Don’t be shit. Follow that, and you’ll do aright. " Truer words never spoken ![]() | |||
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"The best nugget I was told was just to ask questions and listen " Isn't that for interviewing serial killers ? | |||
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"Kiss her neck. " Before sinking the teeth in Hannibal? Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kiss her neck. Before sinking the teeth in Hannibal? Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn. You are onto me. ![]() | |||
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"Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us. But we know, we're really quite simple little beans. For example, if we take the time to shave our legs, we like them to stroke them and say wow, they are so smooth! (+10 shagability points) Doea anyone have any other little nuggets of wisdom to share with the menfolk? ![]() That’s a Lainey Wilson song - what a man ought to know. | |||
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"We want to feel desired! And that can be shown in lots of different ways: * asking questions and actively listening to the answer * honesty * affirmations through words (“you’re hot”) and actions (eye contact, being tactile) * doing what you say you’re going to do (both in and out of the bedroom) Some of those things may be difficult if neuro divergent, if that’s the case, being open about how you may show desire in different ways is really helpful." Can't we just bring chocolate? ![]() | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me " Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() | |||
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"The path to a harmonious cohabiting relationship: let them load the dishwasher any way they want. " Fuck. That's a big call. We knew their loading isn't as regimented and efficient. Cereal bowls do not belong on the upper shelf when they can be stacked below. | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() It’s been threatened … I’m ready to fight | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() That's gross...some proper perverts on here!!! What next? toe sucking 🤮.... | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() Just put them in the mouth and be quiet already | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() No one's smelly trotters are going anywhere near my mouth thank you.🥪 | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() I’d nibble on those toes. Not touching your belly button though. Fuck knows when you last got rid of the fluff from there! ![]() | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me Someone tried to rim your belly button? ![]() ![]() Enough stuffing for a miniature teddy bear … | |||
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"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them " This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂 | |||
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"Listen to understand, not just to respond " Sooooo much! I can solve my own problems, I just want you to listen and sympathise or celebrate with me. | |||
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"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes " This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪 | |||
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"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪" Just one Johnny … that’ll be why it’s only you smiling | |||
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"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪 Just one Johnny … that’ll be why it’s only you smiling " As long as I have a good time 🤷🏻♂️ ...next! 🥪 | |||
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"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂" Can't ladies come with personalised instructions in video format please. Not a booklet because we won't read it. | |||
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"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂" Embrace your body ALL OF IT it's a gift from mother nature the more if it there the more there is to embrace | |||
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"You look even more wonderful out of clothes. Just stunning Love that hairstyle, really suits you. This is definately a dress to kill outfit. You look like someone who does not need to make much effort to look so beautiful. ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah she is fit, got that min effort required to pull vibe. Very sexy. | |||
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"We want to feel desired! And that can be shown in lots of different ways: * asking questions and actively listening to the answer * honesty * affirmations through words (“you’re hot”) and actions (eye contact, being tactile) * doing what you say you’re going to do (both in and out of the bedroom) Some of those things may be difficult if neuro divergent, if that’s the case, being open about how you may show desire in different ways is really helpful. Can't we just bring chocolate? ![]() Prefer a nice bottle of wine ta 😜 Obviously if we’re just fucking anon, none of the above apply. Apart from eye contact and showing some interest in me getting off too haha | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me " I can attest to this.. she is not afraid to use violence! 😂 | |||
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"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. " Fairy liquid? | |||
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"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. · Fairy liquid?" • That would be wasted, Willy; Effy's got a dishwasher. | |||
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"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. Fairy liquid?" That’ll do. | |||
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"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. Fairy liquid?" Nice bottle of rosé | |||
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"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. · Fairy liquid? • That would be wasted, Willy; Effy's got a dishwasher." Then he'll need Fairy 🤷 | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me " Is it wrong that I initially read that as "give me smacks"? ![]() | |||
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"Be observant - I can’t stress this enough. " *McLovin notes, bring some fecking binoculars* ![]() | |||
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"Just because you've got a big cock it doesn't mean you're a good shag 😊" Oh I beg to differ. I'm told I'm a good shag and I have a big cock... my hubby 😣😣😣 | |||
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"Just because you've got a big cock it doesn't mean you're a good shag 😊" That's what they say to me | |||
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"You can have a big cock and be a good shag, but just having one doesn't mean you will be. There's more to sex. Sorry if I wasn't clear with my meaning. " Si senorita. ![]() | |||
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"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂" With you on this, just don't pay any attention to it. Leave it, don't mention it. Nothing is more of a mood killer than being reminded of my belly ![]() | |||
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"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂 With you on this, just don't pay any attention to it. Leave it, don't mention it. Nothing is more of a mood killer than being reminded of my belly ![]() What belly? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The best nugget I was told was just to ask questions and listen Isn't that for interviewing serial killers ?" Women/Serial Killers...... Same thing. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cuddles after.. don’t just pull out, put your boxers back on and go " Yeah definitely don't wipe your cock on the curtains... ![]() | |||
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"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪" ...and a ham and cheese sarnie? ![]() | |||
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"If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly." ....even if nit arguing ![]() | |||
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"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all! Setting us up to fail! " The women do this deliberately just to test us men. You ask them what is the matter, they say nothing. But they don't mean nothing. They like to fuck with our heads. Ps I used the the term men loosely to include trannies, & other associated weirdos with weird fetishes here on fab. | |||
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"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all! Setting us up to fail! " In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun. I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all ![]() | |||
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"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all! Setting us up to fail! In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun. I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all ![]() I do coffee. Need to buys one tea bags | |||
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"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔" I take your still single. Or suicidal. | |||
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"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔 I take your still single. Or suicidal." I too like to live dangerously. Think about it. When it comes to women, if they have curly hair, they buy straighteners. If they have straight hair they buy curlers. If they are blonde, they go brunette and if they're a brunette, they go blonde. If they have small boobs they want a boob job, if they have big boobs they want a reduction...etc etc etc. I'll see myself out. | |||
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"If you’re fortunate enough to be invited to the ladies house please remember to bring her her favourite flowers, you should know what she likes This isn't bumble...I turn up with a Johnny and a smile!!! 🥪 Just one Johnny … that’ll be why it’s only you smiling " ___ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How do you make parallel parking look so difficult? 🤔 · I take your still single. Or suicidal." • He's single by choice and of sound mind. Better still, I've witnessed first hand the amount of majestic women and ladies of substance he's had around his arms (one at a time, of course, 'not concurrently). | |||
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"Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us. But we know, we're really quite simple little beans. For example, if we take the time to shave our legs, we like them to stroke them and say wow, they are so smooth! (+10 shagability points) Doea anyone have any other little nuggets of wisdom to share with the menfolk? ![]() I'll try that next time I'm sat near someone with shaved legs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all! Setting us up to fail! In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun. I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all ![]() I knew it was all your fault miss Bella, I'm so disappointed in you. But as you have such lovely pair of chesticles, frankly I forgive you. Damnit those chesticles are like a get out of jail free card. ![]() | |||
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"If a woman says, ‘We need to talk.’ it invariably means that you’re on the road to Dumpsville 👍🏻" Yep avoid talking. | |||
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"Do i look good in this sexy outfit darling ![]() Young lady, you look good in anything 😍 | |||
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"If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly. ....even if nit arguing ![]() 😆 very true ! | |||
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"If we are arguing, and the woman goes silent and smiles, retreat quickly. ....even if nit arguing ![]() And beware of flying stuff. ![]() | |||
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"Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻" *biscuits ![]() | |||
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"Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻 *biscuits ![]() Fancy a hotnob? | |||
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"We always want something from the shop, even if we say we don’t. Fairy liquid?" There's no point trying to guess. It'll be a piece of whatever you buy for yourself (best to buy two of everything!) | |||
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"Feed a lady chocolate and the sex will follow 👍🏻 *biscuits ![]() Chocolate ones | |||
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"A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony." Quite right! Down with the Patriarchy! | |||
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"A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony. Quite right! Down with the Patriarchy!" That’s what the patriarchy would say. Girls on top! | |||
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"Give me quality orgasms, give me snacks and stroke my hair … as long as you don’t try to rim my belly button that’s as simple as it needs to be for me " This... 💯 this!!! | |||
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"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all! Setting us up to fail! In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun. I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all ![]() ![]() For some reason, they get me out of alsorts of bother 🤷♀️😂 | |||
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"A woman starts a thread asking other women to help men understand them better..for men to take over it deciding they know what’s best 😂. I do enjoy irony." I gave up when people started making it a ranty thread 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ | |||
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"Ladies, they say we're a mystery, that we're hard to please, they don't get us." ㅤㅤ As ∅scar Wilde once said - 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒅. | |||
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"I’m insecure about all my squidgy bits. You avoiding them doesn’t make me feel better, only worse. I need you to embrace them. Give them a squeeze, soft gentle kisses, licks and strokes. Show me you like them, not that you’re afraid of them This is so so true.. but for me minus the giving my chub a squeeze.. my bum and thighs yes.. my stomach not.. I think I’d cry 😂" But but your belly is so sexy, it's crying out to be caressed ![]() | |||
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"The thing is none of (most? I've not read it all) are highly subjective and individual based and are extre9far from one size fits all! Setting us up to fail! In all fairness the the thread was supposed to be a bit of fun. I was hoping for things like "make the post-sex brew = x5 shagability points". But it's fab.. and I didn't really explain it well at all ![]() ![]() Out of one sort of bother into a different kind of bother. ![]() | |||
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"Is MissBella far left or far right if she wants to stop men from having an opinion, but then we have broad shoulders we can take it and to think of it a lot of us married guys have had years of training from our wives to cope with it. ![]() I did mean the women that had turned it into a rant thread 🤷♀️🤣 | |||
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