FabSwingers.com forum: Mr Average

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

How average are you? This is what ChatGPT considers to be everything the average British man owns - score yourself and let's find the most average man on Fabs:

A pair of well-worn Dr. Martens boots

A collection of vinyl records, including at least one album by The Beatles

A subscription to Netflix

A dog-eared copy of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy

A collection of teapots

A signed photo of David Beckham

A cricket bat

A rugby ball

A collection of vintage football shirts

A subscription to a football club

A collection of board games

A set of DIY tools

A garden shed

A barbecue

A collection of beer bottles

A collection of funny hats

A collection of novelty socks

A collection of keyrings

A collection of magnets from places he has visited

A collection of photographs of his family and friends

A collection of love letters from his wife

A collection of his children's artwork

A collection of his own artwork

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

Chatgpt haa finally cracked. Teapots????

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By *ealitybitesMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

Six but then again I'm neither average or British.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Confirms my suspicions I'm decidedly below average.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

13 collections is a lot to collect

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By *anonfire96Man
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

6 way below average.

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By *oughmanMan
26 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *acktopervMan
26 weeks ago

Stourport-On-Severn

Oh dear...............only 1.

Certainly have an extensive collection of LP's, but none of them are Beatles albums. Srictly speaking that is really only 1/2 a point

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I shall be using this as a fab filter

Show me your teapots

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

4 so below average

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I have 15, God this is sad

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Chatgpt haa finally cracked. Teapots????"

I know!

I must only know very weird men as I've yet to meet one with a teapot collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

12 ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

9 out of 23. I think I’m quite relieved, who wants to be considered average?! 🫣

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

6. And looking at the responses that seems far more average than the AI lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Oh dear...............only 1.

Certainly have an extensive collection of LP's, but none of them are Beatles albums. Srictly speaking that is really only 1/2 a point

There’s a few things on there. I don’t really have a collection of, but I have one or two, and I have a Beatles album in my Spotify library, so I gave myself a few half points and ended up scoring 8

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

About 5 at a push with some artistic licence

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

3, maybe it’s 2 as I use my tools for work so they not technically diy tools so wasn’t sure if counted or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

5 for me

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By *ayfantasiserMan
26 weeks ago

Nottm/Derby

I count 11. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not 😅 who wants to guess which ones I have!

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By *andymank8Man
26 weeks ago

Reigate

"9 out of 23. I think I’m quite relieved, who wants to be considered average?! 🫣"

DW, at least half the guys on FAB are below average!

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By *oughmanMan
26 weeks ago

Sunderland

Wait is a collection of board games considered average now? Somehow I feel a little less nerdy and I don't like it. Or are we talking normy ones like scramble and chess?

Also collection of teapots? Is that a thing? I own a tea set but only one teapot. So I don't think that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

8, all the women constantly say I'm well below average, now I know what they're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Wait is a collection of board games considered average now? Somehow I feel a little less nerdy and I don't like it. Or are we talking normy ones like scramble and chess?"

"Normy ones like chess".

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

3 if I include my pair of DMS but they aren't worn definitely have a few sheds and DIY stuff rest no

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
26 weeks ago

North West

A pair of well-worn Dr. Martens boots ✅

A collection of vinyl records including at least one album by The Beatles ✅

A subscription to Netflix ✅

A dog-eared copy of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy ✅

A collection of teapots ✅ does two count as a collection?

A signed photo of David Beckham ❌

A cricket bat ✅

A rugby ball ❌

A collection of vintage football shirts ❌

A subscription to a football club ❌

A collection of board games ✅

A set of DIY tools ✅

A garden shed ✅

A barbecue ✅

A collection of beer bottles ❌

A collection of funny hats ❌

A collection of novelty socks ✅

A collection of keyring ✅

A collection of magnets from places he has visited ✅

A collection of photographs of his family and friends ✅

A collection of love letters from his wife ❌ (although I have some old cards and lovely messages from my partners saved on my phone 🤔)

A collection of his children's artwork ✅

A collection of his own artwork ✅

It appears I am actually the most average man on fab! 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

9 for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"9 for me.

I went 5/6 from key rings to the end

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I have questions about this list 🤔😄

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

That’s a lot of collections.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

A pair of well-worn Dr. Martens boots ✅

A collection of vinyl records, including at least one album by The Beatles ❌

A subscription to Netflix ❌

A dog-eared copy of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy ✅

A collection of teapots ❌

A signed photo of David Beckham ❌

A cricket bat ✅

A rugby ball ✅

A collection of vintage football shirts ✅

A subscription to a football club ✅

A collection of board games ✅

A set of DIY tools ✅

A garden shed ✅✅ (x2)

A barbecue ❌

A collection of beer bottles ❌

A collection of funny hats ✅

A collection of novelty socks ✅

A collection of keyrings ✅

A collection of magnets from places he has visited ✅

A collection of photographs of his family and friends ❌

A collection of love letters from his wife ❌ (do saucy WhatsApps count?!)

A collection of his children's artwork ✅

A collection of his own artwork ❌

Am I a dude? Mr KC gets far fewer points!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
26 weeks ago

West Bromwich

Scored 2 ..tools and shed lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"That’s a lot of collections.

Nothing manlier than a collection.

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By *vonne5exMan
26 weeks ago

Doncaster

"How average are you? This is what ChatGPT considers to be everything the average British man owns - score yourself and let's find the most average man on Fabs:

A pair of well-worn Dr. Martens boots

A collection of vinyl records, including at least one album by The Beatles

A subscription to Netflix

A dog-eared copy of "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy

A collection of teapots

A signed photo of David Beckham

A cricket bat

A rugby ball

A collection of vintage football shirts

A subscription to a football club

A collection of board games

A set of DIY tools

A garden shed

A barbecue

A collection of beer bottles

A collection of funny hats

A collection of novelty socks

A collection of keyrings

A collection of magnets from places he has visited

A collection of photographs of his family and friends

A collection of love letters from his wife

A collection of his children's artwork

A collection of his own artwork"
5

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By *rtyIanMan
26 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
26 weeks ago

Didsbury

1 Netflix!

My tools are for work.

I can live with not conforming.

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By *WANDTGCouple
26 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

I had 3 , tools cos I'm in construction.

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Sorry im too elite for this place

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By *ork_Guy400Man
26 weeks ago

Cork

1 Hahaha as Irish as you can get 😂

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