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Have you ever got anything stuck up your back passage???

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Its a real pain in the arse...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When I had the fridge and lots of boxes back there the cat got stuck for a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When I had the fridge and lots of boxes back there the cat got stuck for a couple of hours."
I had the dog moaning as he couldnt get out, Neighbours pissed off at me ranting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a real pain in the arse... "

Yes.... a wardrobe we were taking to the tip! In the end we hada smash it up wiv a hammer

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its a real pain in the arse...

Yes.... a wardrobe we were taking to the tip! In the end we hada smash it up wiv a hammer"
I want this thing IN not OUT....so no hammers were allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motorbike!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Had to set about a sofa with a saw and an axe once - was quite carthartic actually...

If you mean up your arse, then had a very anxious 15 minutes once sat on the loo whilst waiting for gravity to do it's work on the vibe that went in a bit further than it should have done

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i got all my kids stuff stuck in my garage

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Somebody once told me I had my head stuck there! I'm sure I would remember that though lol

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Yes.. one of them vibrating egg thingys....

took me about an hour to get the fooking thing back out again..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yes.. one of them vibrating egg thingys....

took me about an hour to get the fooking thing back out again.. "
How big was the egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrating egg.....only cause the lead from it to the comtroller snaped. Took ages to get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine had a butt plug with a tail on it! Whilst having a bit of self pleasure it snapped off

He phoned me after he had removed the plug to tell me how awful it was and painful pushing it out and all I could do was laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother worked in A&E for a long time, some of the things he has extracted include a flute, a wind-up toy and half a tree branch from a priest who claimed he was "gardening in the nude and fell over..."

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Vibrating egg.....only cause the lead from it to the comtroller snaped. Took ages to get out. "

Same here.. mine was wireless and hubby took great delight in pressing the on button whilst i had my fingers up my arse trying to coax the fucking thing out.. never try that again !!!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"How big was the egg? "

it wasnt that big.. a wireless thing about a bit bigger than a chickens egg tho..

the problem was i just couldnt get a grip of the thing to pull it out.. and the more i Tried the tighter i seemed to get

vaseline was the sponsor that night.. about half a huge tub.. i just couldnt face going to the hospital with a remote control sex toy stuck up my arse !!!.... no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knickers get stuck there all the time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"When I had the fridge and lots of boxes back there the cat got stuck for a couple of hours."

Looking at your avatar, I keep expecting a pottie (Michael Bentines Potty Time) to raise his head from yours

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"My knickers get stuck there all the time"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When I had the fridge and lots of boxes back there the cat got stuck for a couple of hours.

Looking at your avatar, I keep expecting a pottie (Michael Bentines Potty Time) to raise his head from yours "

I know it's not the most attractive pose but it's for the bloody avatar challenge. No Potty is coming out of my botty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vibrating egg.....only cause the lead from it to the comtroller snaped. Took ages to get out.

Same here.. mine was wireless and hubby took great delight in pressing the on button whilst i had my fingers up my arse trying to coax the fucking thing out.. never try that again !!!! "

Lol I sat on the toilet and squeezed it out. Was like giving birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people seem to panic if they lose a toy or two up their. There is no need to panic, always remember, it WILL come back down. By hunting around for it you might just push it further in, just relax, and let nature take its course.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I know it's not the most attractive pose but it's for the bloody avatar challenge."

Are you on rag week then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we can expand it to be rammed between my crevice can I include a Chelsea football shirt.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If we can expand it to be rammed between my crevice can I include a Chelsea football shirt. "
Home or away shirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we can expand it to be rammed between my crevice can I include a Chelsea football shirt. Home or away shirt? "

The blue one I was applauded she had one so I put it to good use and saved on the andrex.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My head

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Occasionally a few loose stools have got together to form a picket line ......

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

sheeeeeeesh sounds awful scarey to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes a marble. when we were kids playing doctors and nurses.

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