FabSwingers.com forum: Chatting someone up

By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
4 weeks ago

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Give me some tips?

Tell me the secrets

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
4 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

I usually trip them up and then say sorry and start the conversation, 3/5 success rate for those who didn’t fall flat in their face

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
4 weeks ago

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"I usually trip them up and then say sorry and start the conversation, 3/5 success rate for those who didn’t fall flat in their face "

I will try that tonight.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
4 weeks ago

North West

"I usually trip them up and then say sorry and start the conversation, 3/5 success rate for those who didn’t fall flat in their face "

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I usually trip them up and then say sorry and start the conversation, 3/5 success rate for those who didn’t fall flat in their face "

Also work's bumping accidently spilling their drink offer to buy a new one then get chatting however odds are 50/50 smack in the face or yes please I'll have a G&T.

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

On here or IRL?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP Man
4 weeks ago

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"On here or IRL? "
IRL ofc

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Uh.

My method is look hot, be playfully mean to them, and when they miss my attempts at subtlety hit them with the "Please may I ch0ke on your dick now" line 💜

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

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Pickle ever tried the pick up line;

"Nice tits love, fancy a shag? Don't look at me like that, if you're nice to me, I'll let your sexy friend join in"

Admittedly been using it for 30 years, still hasn't worked yet, but it's only a matter of time till I hit the jackpot.

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By *inglenottsMan
4 weeks ago

derby

If you have a wingman play have you met.

The premise is simple.

1. Find someone attractive

2. Tell your wingman

3. Walk over to attractive someone.

4. Wingman taps attractive someone on the shoulder and says “excuse me but have you met Mr Pickle?”

5. Wingman departs hastily

6. Mr Pickle for world domination

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By *offiaCoolWoman
4 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"Pickle ever tried the pick up line;

"Nice tits love, fancy a shag? Don't look at me like that, if you're nice to me, I'll let your sexy friend join in"

Admittedly been using it for 30 years, still hasn't worked yet, but it's only a matter of time till I hit the jackpot. "

Hit the jackpot ? I'm surprised you haven't been hit round the face

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By *hil most chillMan
4 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Spill your drink on them, then say "let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini". The only thing wetter than her shirt will be her panties

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

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"Pickle ever tried the pick up line;

"Nice tits love, fancy a shag? Don't look at me like that, if you're nice to me, I'll let your sexy friend join in"

Admittedly been using it for 30 years, still hasn't worked yet, but it's only a matter of time till I hit the jackpot.

Hit the jackpot ? I'm surprised you haven't been hit round the face

Well there's always the immortal lines uttered by Pat Mustard on Father Ted;

"Can I put my massive tool in your box?"

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By *naswingdressWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My advice is to ask someone who isn't me

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By *obilebottomMan
4 weeks ago

All over

Rubbing your finger on your lips

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By *ust want fun 888Man
4 weeks ago

nearby

I wish I had some tips, I have never been very good at chatting up, things just happened from when I was younger and it’s been that way up till now, just wish I had that gift of the gab

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By *uziTV69TV/TS
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

I was fucking useless at that chatting up thing.

If I hadn't been incredibly good looking I would never have shagged anyone

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

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"My advice is to ask someone who isn't me

How about I walk up to you and ask

"Fancy a screw?"

When she says "what?"

Repeat"fancy a screw"

Before she has a chance to reply, place a screw on the bar/ table next to her.

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By *vermyshoulderyoushallgoMan
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Cheesy chat up lines

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 weeks ago

North West

"Give me some tips?

Tell me the secrets"

Run over their toes and bat your long eyelashes at them.

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"On here or IRL? IRL ofc"

How would you like to be hit on if you were a woman?

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

Do NOT ask if she comes there often 🫣

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

"Do NOT ask if she comes there often 🫣"

Do you come here often?

You'll cum a lot more often in my bed

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By *ools and the brainCouple
4 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I would point out that this thread is entirely pointless.

As people don't actually talk to each other face to face anyway,when was the last time you saw a pub or bar busy enough with potential single targets.

I thought youngsters ( under 40) only ever talk online these days and would melt into a puddle of awkward embarrassment if the need arose to talk to a potential mate.

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By *londebiguyMan
4 weeks ago

Southport

"Give me some tips?

Tell me the secrets"

Grab yer coat luv, you've pulled

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By *londebiguyMan
4 weeks ago

Southport

"I would point out that this thread is entirely pointless.

As people don't actually talk to each other face to face anyway,when was the last time you saw a pub or bar busy enough with potential single targets.

I thought youngsters ( under 40) only ever talk online these days and would melt into a puddle of awkward embarrassment if the need arose to talk to a potential mate."

This does seem to be quite true now.

Very sad.

Increased anxiety and mental health issues hugely increased too.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
4 weeks ago

Oldham

I’ve winked. I’ve wolf whistled. I’ve said ‘nice tits’. I’ve said ‘can I buy you a drink?’. I have wined and dined a woman. There is no right or wrong, what one woman like another won’t.

If you are asking for tips, ask your mom.

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By *a LunaWoman
4 weeks ago

South Wales

If in Wales, ask them how they think Wales will do in the six nations….

Ice broken

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By *ell GwynnWoman
4 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I have no idea how to chat someone up. I simply tie myself to train tracks when I know the object of my desire will be walking by, and shout "HELP! HELP!" so they come rushing over, "rescue" me, and immediately fall in love. Always works.

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

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"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails."

See I tried that, when I said that it'd look better on my bedroom floor, she slapped me. You can't please them all 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *vonne5exMan
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

I'm just me with a cheeky smile (mum used to say it will get me into trouble) and it has many, many times, just be polite and make them laugh and try your best once in bed xxx

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By *cottish guy 555Man
4 weeks ago

London

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails."

Followed by, "with a cracking pair of tits"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

See I tried that, when I said that it'd look better on my bedroom floor, she slapped me. You can't please them all 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Have you ever tried

“Nice suit”?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

Followed by, "with a cracking pair of tits"

I don’t generally need a second sentence 😈😇

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By *atinaChica54Woman
4 weeks ago

Marlborough

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

See I tried that, when I said that it'd look better on my bedroom floor, she slapped me. You can't please them all 🤷🏽‍♂️"

RUDE!!😂

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By *ntriguedAndCurious7Man
4 weeks ago

Wigan

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails."

Classic Rik Mayall... love it!! 🤣👍

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Give me some tips?

Tell me the secrets"

I hold masterclasses once a month. The topics are: chatting up, flirting, gauging the way she ruffles her plumage at you, scents and sensory and scentsibilities, woo'ing, beguilement, courtships, trysts, dalliances and clandestine encounters.

You have to sign an NDA beforehand.

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

"Give me some tips?

Tell me the secrets

You have to sign an NDA beforehand. "

Are these classes online or Mayfair based?

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

See I tried that, when I said that it'd look better on my bedroom floor, she slapped me. You can't please them all 🤷🏽‍♂️

Have you ever tried

“Nice suit”?"

Where's the fun in that mysty?

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By *cLovin2Man
4 weeks ago

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"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

See I tried that, when I said that it'd look better on my bedroom floor, she slapped me. You can't please them all 🤷🏽‍♂️

RUDE!!😂"

Might have been a bit rude, but I see it would have worked on you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

"“I say. That’s a smashing blouse you have on”

Never fails.

See I tried that, when I said that it'd look better on my bedroom floor, she slapped me. You can't please them all 🤷🏽‍♂️

Have you ever tried

“Nice suit”?

Where's the fun in that mysty?"

“Tit soot for the lads….”

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4 weeks ago

Pound your patella into their pussy and say "I knee'd you" works like a charm

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Give me some tips?

Tell me the secrets

You have to sign an NDA beforehand.

Are these classes online or Mayfair based?"

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Mayfair based, my pedigree chum. Online simply isn't immersive enough. At a push I'll come as far as Notting Hill or Fitzrovia.🌈

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