FabSwingers.com forum: Swingers village

By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

Lighthearted thread so keep it fun and witty please

I'm buying a huge plot of land on the coast with a river running through it to start the ultimate swingers village.

so the question is what features should we have that will encourage you to up sticks and buy a property ?

I'm starting with a village pub next to the river

If you want to set up business in the village whether normal or swingers related you’re welcome to pitch your idea.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

We need a pub on the village green by the river

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

"We need a pub on the village green by the river"

The cock inn ?

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By *iguy8919Man
27 weeks ago

Thetford

I'd set up a sexual rage room lol

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By *inxy777Woman
27 weeks ago

essex

A surgery perhaps, you know checking bits and bobs whilst the village is being erected!!

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By *r TriomanMan
27 weeks ago

Malmesbury

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By *r TriomanMan
27 weeks ago

Malmesbury

"A surgery perhaps, you know checking bits and bobs whilst the village is being erected!!

There's always an erection in a Swingers village

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By *inxy777Woman
27 weeks ago

essex

"A surgery perhaps, you know checking bits and bobs whilst the village is being erected!!

There's always an erection in a Swingers village

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😇🙈😂😂x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

Chinese and Indian restaurant and takeaway

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

Hot tub hire/sales

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By *inxy777Woman
27 weeks ago

essex

Gym x

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By *ellhungvweMan
27 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Glory holes by the bus stop - will help pass the time waiting. Same goes for the bank queue and the post office.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

Notice board to post events and scandal

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

You will need a sandwich shop where all the sandwiches will have naughty names.

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By *ellhungvweMan
27 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"You will need a sandwich shop where all the sandwiches will have naughty names. "

Only sell baps?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

Meaty balls

Cock sandwich (chicken) ?

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By *ootyfruityCouple
27 weeks ago

andover

A cheese shop…..

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
27 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I've got an idea, an hardware store/habadashery with some decent fishing supplies. Boat hire.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
27 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You'd need a gardener, of sorts, to help maintain all the bushes.

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By *obilebottomMan
27 weeks ago

All over

A patisserie with the greatest assortment of cakes and pastries you've even seen.

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By *inglenottsMan
27 weeks ago

derby

A viable, attendable and easy to get in contact with GP surgery… you’d find 90 percent of the country wanting to up sticks and move to your village

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By *ardyLad52Man
27 weeks ago

Bag End..

I would like to volunteer as the local masseur. I would have to train and would also be willing to train to be the local wax master. That would also require me training. I would provide merkins for themed 70's parties.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
27 weeks ago

Solihull

"I would like to volunteer as the local masseur. I would have to train and would also be willing to train to be the local wax master. That would also require me training. I would provide merkins for themed 70's parties.

Cinema with beds as well as seats

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By *andaloriansCouple
26 weeks ago

Malvern

High fences and good security! Gotta keep the pic hunters out!

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By *ensual DesiresMan
26 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

I'll set up an adult store

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By *ustAnotherMan
26 weeks ago

midlands

Hangover cure cafe. Proper greasy spoon.

Everyone needs that

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

Please consider this as my pitch to open a Dominatrix boudoir. I'm calling it Flaps N Slaps

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By *es not the MessiahMan
26 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Cake shop

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By *ustAnotherMan
26 weeks ago

midlands

"Please consider this as my pitch to open a Dominatrix boudoir. I'm calling it Flaps N Slaps"

Can I have a large cone of chips and a saveloy please?

Oh that's next door, ok

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

"A cheese shop….."

I second this proposal

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By *ympho6969Woman
26 weeks ago

glasgow

Nude beach or area where full nudity is encourages.

Air bnb style accom for people who want to visit.

Toy store. Enough said.

Lingerie store (please include stuff for bbw)

Games nights. Strip poker. Spin the bottle, never have I ever, would you rather.

Glory holes

Dogging spot

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
26 weeks ago

Norwich

Sex toy community library in the phone box

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By *cottish guy 555Man
26 weeks ago

London

Every village needs an idiot. ✋️

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By *affa2Couple
26 weeks ago

London

I'll be the plumber, I love to lay pipe 😉

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"I'll be the plumber, I love to lay pipe 😉"

I think we'll need a plumber for all the logs laid too

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By *ustbelfastMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

A lightly wooded area for fresh air walks

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By *ripfillMan
26 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Massage parlour… to smooth away those aching joints post sex …

Tantric Yoni room, lit and with sound appropriate music … the odd Joss stick burning, the need for more personal therapy and endurance for multiple climax opportunities.

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A good butcher with a display of well hung meat

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Will the male to female ratio be the same ?

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By *ussexualMan
26 weeks ago

Brighton

Cleaning service and laundrette

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By *irty-pairCouple
26 weeks ago

Essex

A sausage factory and a cake shop (for those cream pies, obviously

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By *he Black ExperienceMan
26 weeks ago

Buckingham

I'll be the local law enforcement,handcuffs in one hand and my truncheon in the other. Don't worry your wives will be in good hands while you're at work.

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