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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"Find a fire station open day, usually start around May/June 😂 | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Find a fire station open day, usually start around May/June 😂"Interesting Noted But not helpful right now 🤣🤣 | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"Always happy to help a girl out 😉😉😉 | |||
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"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" " I wish *I* was as filthy as my van. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Always happy to help a girl out 😉😉😉"Milk & sugar? | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"Essex on a Friday? If it was jammy dodgers I'd have thought about it, I'm out. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"Have you made the biscuits young lady | |||
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" I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …" I could be persuaded | |||
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"Yeah, pop over
You won’t travel?
Disgraceful "Difficult. No flights or trains due to the wind  | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"If only was nearer | |||
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"Absolutely not. Unless you drive it to Cardiff actually. Then yes. " It will just get dirty on the way back though. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Essex on a Friday? If it was jammy dodgers I'd have thought about it, I'm out. "I have jammy dodgers. Or dodgy jammies…. Either or  | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Have you made the biscuits young lady "If I can’t be bothered to clean my van, why would I be baking? 🤣 | |||
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" I can offer tea & biscuits and sex … I could be persuaded " The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques 
Do I need to be offering more? | |||
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"Yeah, pop over
You won’t travel?
Disgraceful
Difficult. No flights or trains due to the wind "Excuses…. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
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If only was nearer "If only. Story of my life | |||
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"We had torrential rain last night that cleaned mine, sorry that's not helping at all... "Inside and out I’m afraid
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
If only was nearer
If only. Story of my life "And mine Hugs | |||
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"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" " Wow! That's original. | |||
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"Can’t message as blocked couples I assume? " Filters are higher than my vehicle standards 🤣 | |||
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"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" Wow! That's original." Is anything truly original? Now about this van….. | |||
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"I need to do it before I give it back" Get on with it😂 | |||
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" I can offer tea & biscuits and sex … I could be persuaded The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques
Do I need to be offering more?"A big bucket of hot soapy water, a couple of sponges and you in your underwear could sway it | |||
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"Just chuck some detergent over it and then go for a drive driving through as many puddles as you can find, at speed. Can’t help with the interior I’m afraid, you’ll just have to knuckle down and tidy that. "(Sigh) This is not the answer I want 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I need to do it before I give it back Get on with it😂 " No!!! | |||
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" I can offer tea & biscuits and sex … I could be persuaded The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques
Do I need to be offering more?
A big bucket of hot soapy water, a couple of sponges and you in your underwear could sway it "Do I have to do anything other than be in underwear? | |||
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"My car is disgusting. "Make your own thread 🤣🤣 Don’t be stealing my valeting brigade | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"I’ve got my equipment, I’m there! X | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"You know the saying... Filthy van filthy... Something.. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…"Be honest, Misty, it’s blood isn’t it. And you don’t want to get any (more) on you so you’re after an expendable. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
I’ve got my equipment, I’m there! X "Brilliant See you in a few hours…. | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
You know the saying... Filthy van filthy... Something.."Bucket? | |||
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"My van. Is absolutely filthy. Inside and out. I can’t be bothered to clean it. Anyone wanna help a girl out.
I can offer tea & biscuits…
Be honest, Misty, it’s blood isn’t it. And you don’t want to get any (more) on you so you’re after an expendable."Shhhhhh 🤐 Or you’re next! | |||
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