FabSwingers.com forum: God it’s filthy

By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

Find a fire station open day, usually start around May/June 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

Find a fire station open day, usually start around May/June 😂"

Interesting

Noted

But not helpful right now 🤣🤣

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By *uzzieboyMan
23 weeks ago

taunton

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

Always happy to help a girl out 😉😉😉

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Yeah, pop over

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By *aitonelMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" "

I wish *I* was as filthy as my van.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

Always happy to help a girl out 😉😉😉"

Milk & sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Yeah, pop over

You won’t travel?

Disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Absolutely not. Unless you drive it to Cardiff actually. Then yes.

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By *upersonic SamMan
23 weeks ago

wigan

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

Essex on a Friday? If it was jammy dodgers I'd have thought about it, I'm out.

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By *rtyIanMan
23 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

Have you made the biscuits young lady

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …"

I could be persuaded

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By *ife NinjaMan
23 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Yeah, pop over

You won’t travel?

Disgraceful "

Difficult. No flights or trains due to the wind

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By *idssissyTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

If only was nearer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Absolutely not. Unless you drive it to Cardiff actually. Then yes. "

It will just get dirty on the way back though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

Essex on a Friday? If it was jammy dodgers I'd have thought about it, I'm out.

I have jammy dodgers. Or dodgy jammies…. Either or

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

Have you made the biscuits young lady "

If I can’t be bothered to clean my van, why would I be baking? 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …

I could be persuaded

The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques

Do I need to be offering more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Yeah, pop over

You won’t travel?

Disgraceful

Difficult. No flights or trains due to the wind

Excuses….

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By *riar BelisseWoman
23 weeks ago

Holibobs

We had torrential rain last night that cleaned mine, sorry that's not helping at all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

If only was nearer "

If only. Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"We had torrential rain last night that cleaned mine, sorry that's not helping at all...

Inside and out I’m afraid

And this baby **needs** soaping

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By *tms1xCouple
23 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Can’t message as blocked couples I assume?

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By *idssissyTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

If only was nearer

If only. Story of my life

And mine

Hugs

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By *ornucopiaMan
23 weeks ago

Bexley

"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" "
Wow! That's original.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Can’t message as blocked couples I assume? "

Filters are higher than my vehicle standards 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"While driving the other day I saw a van that had been "written" on in the dirt

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van" Wow! That's original."

Is anything truly original?

Now about this van…..

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By *r Bond.Man
23 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

Don’t bother. I washed my car yesterday and it’s filthy already. Leave it until March

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

I need to do it before I give it back

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
23 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Just chuck some detergent over it and then go for a drive driving through as many puddles as you can find, at speed.

Can’t help with the interior I’m afraid, you’ll just have to knuckle down and tidy that.

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By *rtyIanMan
23 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I need to do it before I give it back"

Get on with it😂

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …

I could be persuaded

The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques

Do I need to be offering more?"

A big bucket of hot soapy water, a couple of sponges and you in your underwear could sway it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Just chuck some detergent over it and then go for a drive driving through as many puddles as you can find, at speed.

Can’t help with the interior I’m afraid, you’ll just have to knuckle down and tidy that.

(Sigh)

This is not the answer I want 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"I need to do it before I give it back

Get on with it😂 "

No!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

My car is disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

I can offer tea & biscuits and sex …

I could be persuaded

The tea & biscuits were my persuasive techniques

Do I need to be offering more?

A big bucket of hot soapy water, a couple of sponges and you in your underwear could sway it "

Do I have to do anything other than be in underwear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My car is disgusting.

Make your own thread 🤣🤣

Don’t be stealing my valeting brigade

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By *NormalMan01Man
23 weeks ago

Harrogate

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

I’ve got my equipment, I’m there! X

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By *ackformore100Man
23 weeks ago

Tin town

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

You know the saying... Filthy van filthy... Something..

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…"

Be honest, Misty, it’s blood isn’t it. And you don’t want to get any (more) on you so you’re after an expendable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

I’ve got my equipment, I’m there! X "

Brilliant

See you in a few hours….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

You know the saying... Filthy van filthy... Something.."

Bucket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"My van. Is absolutely filthy.

Inside and out.

I can’t be bothered to clean it.

Anyone wanna help a girl out.

I can offer tea & biscuits…

Be honest, Misty, it’s blood isn’t it. And you don’t want to get any (more) on you so you’re after an expendable."

Shhhhhh 🤐

Or you’re next!

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