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By *atman_and_PoisonIvy OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

What would be your weapon of choice and why?

What would be your best zombie apocalypse escape plan?

- B

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By *HUSH-Man
16 weeks ago

London

I grew up playing Dead Rising so I wouldn’t try to escape. Where’s the fun in that? 🤷‍♂️

I’d go for one of those John Deere ride on mowers and paint the town red. 🤘

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Combine harvester

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By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull

"What would be your weapon of choice and why?

What would be your best zombie apocalypse escape plan?

- B"

My mates Ex mother in law would be perfect

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By *rtyIanMan
16 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Being an ex squaddie ill have a tank

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By *atman_and_PoisonIvy OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

Well... as a plan...

Get a boat, a long range rifle, lots of ammo and some fishing rods and bait.

Find a boat and go just far enough off shore to be able to coast back to shore to get supplies if needed.. take pot shots at zombies and live off the sea... keep a mindful eye on water supplies, that's the only crux..

But I've never seen a zombie swim? Is my theory.

Also, a crowbar would be the best weapon... as you can use it to open doors, break locks, open manhole covers, and it's got some 'heft' to it as a general weapon.

That's my theory

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By *ripfillMan
16 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Road roller …. But one which can do at least 30 mph !

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By *naswingdressWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd just OD. I need medication to stay alive. Any societal collapse, and I'm a gonner anyway.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
16 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

If we're talking of what I have to hand here..I have a decent felling axe and a machete.. which would be fine for taking out the solo zombie..🧟‍♀️.if it was a group attack 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ I'd probably just give up get bitten and join them..

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
16 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Depends, innit?

Fast or slow zombies?

What’s the infection incubation time?

Where am I living?

The thing about hypothetical zombie apocalypse scenarios people forget is that- We know what a zombie is. Most of the time in the movies, they don’t. So society is caught off guard. And by the time they figure things out….They've overrun you

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I like the idea of being a zombie, so fuck it……I’ll surrender myself to the nearest one.

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By *adyA_MrKCouple
16 weeks ago

Derby

Head to the Winchester, have a pint or two and hope for the best

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
16 weeks ago

in Lancashire

"Being an ex squaddie ill have a tank "

Sherman tank..

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By *nemichaelMan
16 weeks ago

kings lynn

Petrol bombs. Sorted.

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By *oodmessMan
16 weeks ago

yumsville

A tank

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By *vaRoseWoman
16 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I'd just OD. I need medication to stay alive. Any societal collapse, and I'm a gonner anyway."

You and me both

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By *vaRoseWoman
16 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Head to the Winchester, have a pint or two and hope for the best "

I was hoping someone would say this

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By *rtyIanMan
16 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Being an ex squaddie ill have a tank

Sherman tank..

😂 😂 I'm not that old I was on Challenger and CVR(T)

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By *itty9899Man
16 weeks ago

Craggy Island

A mother fucking chainsaw hand.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
16 weeks ago

in Lancashire

"Being an ex squaddie ill have a tank

Sherman tank..

😂 😂 I'm not that old I was on Challenger and CVR(T)"

I remember the looks of fear in the driver's eyes when we used to tell them to do exactly as we told them when trafficking bridge..

Sherman was often used to tell someone not to disturb if they were knocking one out..

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By *ilk_TrayMan
16 weeks ago

South

Kitchen knife

Round up the family.

Jump in the car to the nearest air base/airport

Get to an untouched island and hope for the best

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By *agan_PairCouple
16 weeks ago

portchester

My boom stick

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By *ansoffateMan
16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Depends on the location Something that shoots 5.56 NATO rounds, availability of ammo and maintenance - AR-15 my bunker dwelling, tinned-peach hoarding, friends would swear by. Good at everything.

After that based on Zombie games there's a lot to be said for blunt force trauma, a big stick with something heavy on the end. A Shillelagh walking stick. Keep them out of biting reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Head to the Winchester, have a pint or two and hope for the best "

You've got red on you.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
16 weeks ago

Holibobs

I'll take Trumps

shelter ta

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By *urplevanmanMan
16 weeks ago

Salford

I have , sadly , taken too much time of my life contemplating this

First off .. guns as a last resort . You do not want to attract other zombies… unless you have a booby trap set up for a mass kill

As has been mentioned are they speedy 28 days later zombies or the classic stumbling slow day of the dead type .. you need to be covered for both

I live in a flat so all I need is a rope ladder and I can knock the stairs out … with enough supplies in I could stay here for a few months … maybe taking out a few of the twats with a crossbow from my balcony

All that said …. I think it’s the triffids that will be the end of us all

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By *rHotNottsMan
16 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Small heavy sword. I think it would be most effective at killing any zombies that got too close

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By *adyA_MrKCouple
16 weeks ago

Derby

"Head to the Winchester, have a pint or two and hope for the best

I was hoping someone would say this "

Seemed to be the obvious answer to me

But glad the reference wasn't lost

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
16 weeks ago

Cheshire

Probably best to keep your plans to yourself before you are overwhelmed with neighbours wanting to borrow food and water.

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By *adyA_MrKCouple
16 weeks ago

Derby

"Head to the Winchester, have a pint or two and hope for the best

You've got red on you."

Yeh

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