FabSwingers.com forum: Cheering up

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Need cheering up, 2nd night in hospital...

Tell me your best jokes....please

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By *oodo222Man
3 weeks ago

WIGAN

Why do witches all wear black.

So you can't tell which witch is which.

Get well soon.

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By *assionatePlay2Man
3 weeks ago

Lytham St Annes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide…

Feel better (than that joke) soon

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Doctor doctor

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By *itygamesMan
3 weeks ago

get well soon x

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 weeks ago

Swansea

I hope you feel better soon.

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

Mrs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hope you're ok.

From Masai Graham, who is well worth looking up:

"I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."

and:

"My dad suggested I register for a donor card - he's a man after my own heart."

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

Barnsley

I got hit over the head with a power tool. I was just stood there minding my own business....then Bosch.

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By *YDB75Man
3 weeks ago

East Yorkie

What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Get well soon!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sadly, I am bereft of jokes here but may I wish you a sincere, speedy recovery 🤗🤗

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues."

Get well soon Sparkle

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By *ocklovespussy2Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Get well soon babe x

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By *issmorganWoman
3 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank.

Get well soon x

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By *ogmark1Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

Dont put lard on your back , you will go downhill quickly

Hope you feel better soon !

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By *osseffMan
3 weeks ago

All over devon, I love a road trip!

A couple were playing a game of golf when his partner got hit on the head by a golf ball and knocked unconscious, he ran to the club house shouting I need a doctor! my wife has been hit by a golf ball.

A man stood up saying he was a doctor,

" Where has she been hit" he asked

"Between the first and second hole" the man replied.

"Blimey!" Said the doctor " doesn't give much room for a plaster!"

Get well soon x

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Thanks all. Thought I was getting home today but looks like I'm here for the weekend x

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By *rtyIanMan
3 weeks ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Thanks all. Thought I was getting home today but looks like I'm here for the weekend x"

Get well soon x

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Oh bugger, that’s bad news.

Demand that they bring you the good stuff.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
3 weeks ago

North West UK

Hope to hear you will be let back home soon. Get well x

Now Recently I was at a store walking down an aisle that contained flash drives and hard drives. I have to say, it was quite a walk down memory lane!

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

"Thanks all. Thought I was getting home today but looks like I'm here for the weekend x"

Must be disappointed. Take care and hope you feel better and home soon.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Better to be in hospital and want to go home than be at home and need to be in the hospital.

But to cheer up I recommend Stackofcats on tiktok

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A guy off Fab takes a flight and heads on holiday to the States. He is sat next to an absolute cracker of a woman. He soon realised she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “What kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Welsh descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the the Greek man, not the Italian.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto Papadopoulos" the man said, “but my mates call me 'Taff'"

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