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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Well not really

BUT what’s the most stupidest thing you’ve ever done

Funny, serious, when d*unk etc, let’s have them

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I remember being d*unk when I was younger and slipped down all three flights of stairs on the Tyne bridge but laughed the whole way down them

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"I remember being d*unk when I was younger and slipped down all three flights of stairs on the Tyne bridge but laughed the whole way down them"

Lmao I love that

Unhurt apart from your pride ?

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"I remember being d*unk when I was younger and slipped down all three flights of stairs on the Tyne bridge but laughed the whole way down them

Lmao I love that

Unhurt apart from your pride ?"

I woke up covered in bruises all down my right side and both hands where I tried catching railings or slapping off the steps. I still laugh about it now when I tell people

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"I remember being d*unk when I was younger and slipped down all three flights of stairs on the Tyne bridge but laughed the whole way down them

Lmao I love that

Unhurt apart from your pride ?

I woke up covered in bruises all down my right side and both hands where I tried catching railings or slapping off the steps. I still laugh about it now when I tell people"

Luckily the alcohol let you bounce as you were relaxed I bet

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Let someone convince me with words instead of actions 💜

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"Let someone convince me with words instead of actions 💜"

Oooh, talk is cheap

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"I remember being d*unk when I was younger and slipped down all three flights of stairs on the Tyne bridge but laughed the whole way down them

Lmao I love that

Unhurt apart from your pride ?

I woke up covered in bruises all down my right side and both hands where I tried catching railings or slapping off the steps. I still laugh about it now when I tell people

Luckily the alcohol let you bounce as you were relaxed I bet

It did

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

I've bought train tickets for the wrong day before and not realised til the ticket inspector asked to check my ticket, that was an expensive trip

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh crikey....... so many.

One of the funniest is.

Whilst reviewing a design I asked my boss "who designed this bag of shit?"

His reply "I did".

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By *ldbutrandyMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Oh crikey....... so many.

One of the funniest is.

Whilst reviewing a design I asked my boss "who designed this bag of shit?"

His reply "I did".

Did you find a new job quickly?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
3 weeks ago

Solihull

"I remember being d*unk when I was younger and slipped down all three flights of stairs on the Tyne bridge but laughed the whole way down them

Lmao I love that

Unhurt apart from your pride ?

I woke up covered in bruises all down my right side and both hands where I tried catching railings or slapping off the steps. I still laugh about it now when I tell people

Luckily the alcohol let you bounce as you were relaxed I bet

It did"

Perfect marketing slogan for drinking should be built around it

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh crikey....... so many.

One of the funniest is.

Whilst reviewing a design I asked my boss "who designed this bag of shit?"

His reply "I did".

Did you find a new job quickly?

After find more of his crap work, yes.

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Meeting a friend for the weekend, thought I’d take the train rather than drive, booked ticket, London to York, train was standing room only. Come home checked emails, and realised I had booked a seat and was in the wrong carriage!! FML

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By *teveinYorkMan
3 weeks ago

Pocklington

Too many to mention and they keep on coming

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By *emonochromeMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

Fell asleep on the last train home and woke up 100’s of miles from where I live and too late to get back again

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
3 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Chopped the end of my finger off with a meat cleaver whilst dicing frozen chicken.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Chopped the end of my finger off with a meat cleaver whilst dicing frozen chicken.

Finger lickin’ good

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

Last thing I said as I was having GA, almost out, don't forget to tape the nips 😂

First thing I said when I came back round, did you tape my nips 😂

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I got so d*unk in one night out Reading I decided to walk home to farnborough as it wasn’t all that far (it was 21 miles).

With my vision so blurred, three hours later I found a sign big enough to read the town names (this was before smart phones). Turns out I was halfway to Oxford.

Flagged down a taxi who quoted me £40, I countered with £20, we agreed on £30. Realised I didn’t have any money so asked him to stop at a cash point, which was when the price went back up to £40 🤦‍♂️😆

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
3 weeks ago

Suffolk

Got a pencil stuck in my head

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By *YDB75Man
3 weeks ago

East Yorkie

Got my arm stuck in a seaside grab machine trying to grab a toy duck.

Had to get the man in the both to free me. At the time i was 25 and my 2 yr old daughter only wanted a duck

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Got a pencil stuck in my head

I dare not ask.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Went on a bouncy castle inebriated and very nearly dislocated my skull from my neck, when I landed and stretched it into a very unnatural position, took 6 weeks to heal and I was thoroughly bollocked by the docs

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
3 weeks ago

Suffolk

"Got a pencil stuck in my head

I dare not ask.

It's not a pretty story 🤣 but if it wasn't for me wearing my glasses that day, I would have lost my left eye!

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Got a pencil stuck in my head

I dare not ask.

It's not a pretty story 🤣 but if it wasn't for me wearing my glasses that day, I would have lost my left eye! "

Crikey. Glad you're OK though. Xx

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By *ripfillMan
3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Tried to cross the Sea of Galilee on an air bed from Tiberius to Erin Gofra

Didn’t make it turned back after several hours - spent time in the local hospital rehydrating in Tiberius

One of many stupid exploits ..

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By *urvyBunnyWoman
3 weeks ago

Suffolk

"Got a pencil stuck in my head

I dare not ask.

It's not a pretty story 🤣 but if it wasn't for me wearing my glasses that day, I would have lost my left eye!

Crikey. Glad you're OK though. Xx"

Thank you

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Got a pencil stuck in my head

I dare not ask.

It's not a pretty story 🤣 but if it wasn't for me wearing my glasses that day, I would have lost my left eye!

Crikey. Glad you're OK though. Xx

Thank you

xx"

Hugs xx

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By *ldbutrandyMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Tried to cross the Sea of Galilee on an air bed from Tiberius to Erin Gofra

Didn’t make it turned back after several hours - spent time in the local hospital rehydrating in Tiberius

One of many stupid exploits ..

We've all tried crossing the sea of Galilee on an airbed. Haven't you ever tried something totally out there ? Like trying to fill your mouth with as many marshmallows as possible?

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By *adtaffladMan
3 weeks ago

Rhyl

I don't have one thing that stands out . I do so many stupid and questionable things that there are too many to choose from

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By *urved stays hardMan
3 weeks ago

East London/Glasgow

"I've bought train tickets for the wrong day before and not realised til the ticket inspector asked to check my ticket, that was an expensive trip "

Did this with a hotel. Was in Austria for 2 days, I'd booked the hotel for the 2nd day and the day after it

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
3 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I was drying my legs after a shower and realised I was standing on the towel. I lifted my foot and punched myself in the nuts.

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By *ools1964Man
3 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Once when d*unk I fancied a bacon butty, I turned on the oven & put bacon in, a whole pack.. still in the packaging, I also put bread in, pretty much a whole loaf... still in the packaging

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

Fell asleep outside taxi office friends left me there

On the Albert dock left me in the pub fell asleep they left me there woke in the Morning by the landlord pissed but sleepy d*unk

Arguing with car when on Motorcycle six months in hospital

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By *obdukesMan
3 weeks ago

small village

"Well not really

BUT what’s the most stupidest thing you’ve ever done

Funny, serious, when d*unk etc, let’s have them"

Definitely not my stupidest but I’ve said some pretty dumb shit in this forum tonight !

I should probably stay clear after a few for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Well not really

BUT what’s the most stupidest thing you’ve ever done

Funny, serious, when d*unk etc, let’s have them"

I don't drink!!!!

Once had some mushrooms and ended up sat in middle of the road crying cause I throught i was stuck in a box hahahahahah

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Let someone convince me with words instead of actions 💜"

This one

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By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I once put the electric kettle on the gas hob to boil and wondered why flames were appearing.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Probably last year when I got mugged in the Philippines. I was out doing photography in some quite ropey urban areas late at night and for some stupid reason I had my wallet in my shorts back pocket with literally everything in it all my cards, ID’s , driving licence , cash everything. Totally screwed for the rest of the trip relying on friends to wire me Money by Western Union. None of the international banks would help me out

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"Let someone convince me with words instead of actions 💜

This one "

I hear this

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By *ananabrumMan
3 weeks ago

castle bromwich

I met a girl at a party, had a huge crush on her. We talked for hours that night during which she mentioned several times she was a nymphomanic and is craving sex. I Went out where her and some friends a few times always chatting with her. I even Went on holiday with her and some friends and we were pretry much always together. Several years later shes got married and asked why i never made a move when she was throwing herself at me - i legitimately thought she was just being friendly and and had no interest in me.

Thats probably the stupidst thing i've done - ignore the signs😭

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By *ot so needyMan
3 weeks ago

Galway

Went out in a city in west of Ireland and woke up on a ferry in Wales. 😱🤣

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By *opeyXWoman
3 weeks ago

Dundee

Can't think of the stupidest but whilst on a call recently I went good boy and the line went quiet, I was calling my dog a good boy and rewarding his behaviour, think the sales guy thought I was calling him a good boy.

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By *obdukesMan
3 weeks ago

small village

"Well not really

BUT what’s the most stupidest thing you’ve ever done

Funny, serious, when d*unk etc, let’s have them

I don't drink!!!!

Once had some mushrooms and ended up sat in middle of the road crying cause I throught i was stuck in a box hahahahahah"

that ain’t stupid bro ! Pretty funny tho

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Many years ago when teenagers several of us rode our bikes across the frozen river. All you could hear was the ice cracking underneath us as we got half way across. 😱

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Too many things to list....

Mrs

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

Sooooo many things … but inebriated one Christmas Eve I came home hungry and attached the turkey my mum had pre cooked, taking a huge chuck out of the breast using my hands. She wasn’t best pleased.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

NOTE DO NOT DO THIS IT'S STUPID AND MORONIC.

In my late teens 19 I was very d*unk and took a shortcut home crossing a section of railway that was very busy and had the live third rail, basically double jeopardy trains and electricity.

When I woke up the next day and remembered the frightening thing was I didn't even remember I'd done it at the time it wasn't until sober I remembered.

Stupid stupid stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Years ago, I fell asleep absolutely hammered in bed, my hands both in my jean pockets. Got up to go to the toilet, tripped over my ex's boots and hit the floor hard. She asks me what the hell am i doing, I'm like i can't move my arms! Starts pissing herself.... take your hands out of your pockets you idiot.

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Invited an unknown man to mine late at night for sex.

He walked in and was over a foot taller than my 5ft 8, very muscular and fit.

Luckily for me he didn't kill me, we had great sex, and he actually wanted to keep seeing me for years afterwards.

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Half way up a mountain in the Andes I misclipped a complete rack of climbing gear and watched it fall all the way to the bottom. Was left with two ice axes and a profound sense of my own mortality.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Trying to spin round a lamppost whilst holding a rose in mouth . Needless to say ended in a heap on the floor and having concussion

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By *uliette500Woman
3 weeks ago

Hull

The one thing that really sticks out for me was after speaking to a customer on the phone at work I ended the call with 'love you, bye' luckily they had no idea who they were speaking to!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

"Chopped the end of my finger off with a meat cleaver whilst dicing frozen chicken.

If only someone had warned of the potential for disaster and suggested you defrost it in the microwave! The whole thing could've been avoided. 🤐

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

Taken off my air max 95s in the dance floor and walked off without them.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

Gone to my old teacher’s house and got absolutely wasted

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
3 weeks ago

N. Wales

Sold our Billie Eilish tickets, and then realised we could have made the date afterall. 🤯

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By *alm_one4Man
3 weeks ago

RM16

One time many years ago I’d been out after work for a few (to many) drinks. Missed my stop on the train as I’d fallen asleep, so got off at the end of the line and went to the cab rank. The following conversation ensued:

Me ‘Hello mate, will you take me to Dagenham?’

Cabbie ‘Yes Mate’

Me ‘How much?’

Cabbie ‘6 quid’

Me ‘ok, will you do it for a tenner?’

🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Had tickets for an FACup semi final Arsenal v Spurs

Couldn't get them back and missed the match 😭

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

I once fell asleep on a roundabout while d*unk and waiting for me ex to pick me up.... She couldn't find me initially. 🤪🫣

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By *anonfire96Man
3 weeks ago

Mansfield

Threw up all over girlfriends neighbours car , it discoloured the paintwork.

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By *rincipessaWoman
3 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Texting while walking and tripped over a blind guys white stick 🙈

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By *ig TennentsMan
3 weeks ago

Ayrshire

There’s been many but most started with Hold by beer this is going to be great

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
3 weeks ago

Gloucester

Was looking at some paintings in a shop window. Decided to go in for a closer look and walked straight into the glass plate door.

Was in a busy shopping centre and made a very loud noise

Kink (mrs)

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

Made faces into a blacked out police van for 5 minutes, only to find out it was full when the cop opened the door…I was sober at the time

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By *ucka39Man
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

Putting the key in the lock and dunno why was turning it the wrong way and in my head I assumed someone inside had left the key in

Was only several hours later I tried and dunno why common sense just kicked in 🤣😂 but the door opens and I only figured everything out the following day, luckily I didn't have a sleep in the shed as it's already crammed 🤣

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By *igrobboMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

Believed my ex when she told me the bloke who she worked with and went to bingo and stuff with and out drinking, that he was GAY,

I mean he looked Ian’s acted gay but I still think she was getting knobbed of him haha

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By *ustamanMan
3 weeks ago

weymouth

When in my 20's. After a Friday poets session whilst riding my bike home I thought it would be a good idea to bunny hop over some fire brigade hoses spread across the road - didn't go well straight over the bars and I was strapped into my pedals (in an age before clipless) to end up upside down laughing hysterically whilst a cohort of firemen looked on with varying degrees of concern/bemusement

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By *ot so needyMan
3 weeks ago

Galway

"Texting while walking and tripped over a blind guys white stick 🙈"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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