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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
3 weeks ago

London

Christ our country is shit isn't it? Sorry if you're not in the UK. I forget others exist here.

Anyway what's the best thing about Britain 2025?

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

The Royal Family. ⚜️ †

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By *inkShyWoman
3 weeks ago

near Windsor

Colin the Caterpillar, most probably.

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By *erry bull1Man
3 weeks ago

doncaster

Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
3 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh dear here we go 😆😆😆😆

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By *innamon_flameWoman
3 weeks ago

london

I fooking love Britian me.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Luke Littler

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
3 weeks ago

.

I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be in my situation right now,

Maybe after I win the lottery I will buy property all over the world but my home will always be the UK

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Christ our country is shit isn't it? Sorry if you're not in the UK. I forget others exist here.

Anyway what's the best thing about Britain 2025?"

Not being under quite as tyrannical an overlord as some other countries? 💜

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By *ndy8440Man
3 weeks ago

jarrow

It has to be our hummer. The rest of the world are boring bastards and don’t know how to rip into each other.

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Atlantis

The football chants. I’m not a football fan myself but enjoy the creativity of some of them

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By *antricSeeker60Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

The best thing about Britain in 2025? The swinging scene is so vibrant that even the weather is a participant—sunny one minute, then a surprise snow to keep things interesting! 🌦️😉

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Comedy.

No one does comedy as well as us brits.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

Free speech

Laws

Awesome countryside

NHS

Liverpool

Manchester

London

Newcastle

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

Not that song.

Probably jacket potato with cheese and beans

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By *edGrayCouple
3 weeks ago

Swindon

The UK has it's fair share of issues, but no different than any other country. I follow global news and spend a lot of time in Europe. They have the same concerns as we do in the UK, raising costs of living, inapt politicians, rising crime and imagination issues. At the same time, just like us, they have outstanding natural beauty, caring and friendly citizens.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days "

Brb getting arrested

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

What a pathetic self loathing post.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
3 weeks ago

in Lancashire

The weather obviously..

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 weeks ago

Corsham

You're less likely to be murdered here than in most other places.

We rank just 147th out of 196 countries for homicides per 100k population.

https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/murder-rate-by-country

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By *lue morphoCouple
3 weeks ago

North West

Always been a World leader in arts, culture & especially pop culture. Thankfully no matter what they try. This remains & is pretty unique to this little isle 👍 Shame our youth culture has seemed to have disappeared with the internet.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
3 weeks ago

London


"What a pathetic self loathing post. "

Do you need a hug hun?

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By *ornycougaWoman
3 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Our airports so we can leave

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Our airports so we can leave"

Ha that’s if not to windy or inch snow at the airport never mind getting there no trains rail replacement services and public transport a mess

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By *illedbydeathCouple
3 weeks ago

dorset

Anywhere that is more than 300 miles from 3rd world shit hole London.

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By *asildonBoy666Man
3 weeks ago

Basildon

We have a decent standard of living, some semblance of democracy, and we’re as free as almost any other western nation. If I could live anywhere would it be here? No. But it’s better than a lot of places, for sure

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

Our sense of humour and ability to queue in a semi organised manner.

We don’t make a big deal out of minor stuff, we just get on with things.

Friendliness and an eagerness to actually help anyone in need.

No matter wherever in the country you are, a day out at the seaside or to the countryside isn’t a long journey.

Four actual seasons in a year.

Our history from the arts to sports to endeavours.

And for me, the majority of people in the UK are open to diversity and will welcome a stranger or put themselves out to help if someone is struggling.

(Admittedly I do live in the North so friendliness is part of our DNA)

For such a small place we’re not a bad place to live

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By *hirleyMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Driving on the correct side of the road

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By *iaisonseekerMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"The football chants. I’m not a football fan myself but enjoy the creativity of some of them"

Unfortunately, the ubiquitous "Freed from Desire" is starting to homogenise chants across Europe. Globalisation, eh?

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By *batMan
3 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days "

I'm guessing you're not being serious?

Why would anyone try to stop you, and how could they???

But on the other hand, it's more than a bit out of date and the only modern relevance is in the final verse where the song seems to celebrate the arrival of immigrants to the UK.

"The Muses, with freedom found,

Shall to thy happy coasts repair."

Not what you were expecting???

Gbat

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

It's home.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We don’t have the severe weather conditions like most other countries

We don’t have many poisonous animals

We also don’t have a megalomaniac leader

We don’t get much sun and we are shit on by Europe now (which is our fault) but I’ll take Britain every day…🥳

K

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By *iaisonseekerMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days

I'm guessing you're not being serious?

Why would anyone try to stop you, and how could they???

But on the other hand, it's more than a bit out of date and the only modern relevance is in the final verse where the song seems to celebrate the arrival of immigrants to the UK.

"The Muses, with freedom found,

Shall to thy happy coasts repair."

Not what you were expecting???

Gbat"

Plus, Britannia was the name imposed by our colonial Roman overlords

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Those that don't like it always have a choice to leave.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beautiful, rolling countryside 😍

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

It's generally a safe, compassionate, fairly tolerant country, and I like living here and saying I'm British. Like all places, some people and things are shit, but if you don't like it here, there's plenty of options to leave

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

Beautiful British women with builders bum trousers and red thongs on a night out.

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By *aomilatteCouple
3 weeks ago

Midlands

Bingo

Chips

Curry

Blackpool

Benidorm

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

A chippy tea

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A chippy tea "

Chips and gravyyyyy

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By *imTheEnchantorMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield


"It's generally a safe, compassionate, fairly tolerant country, and I like living here and saying I'm British. Like all places, some people and things are shit, but if you don't like it here, there's plenty of options to leave "

There are significantly fewer options to leave than there used to be.

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Channel tunnel is great.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy "

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂"

With or without a barm cake?

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
3 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Yorkshire

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By *ames_Joyce6969Man
3 weeks ago

Cherry Burton

Crumpets and butter

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Free speech

Laws

Awesome countryside

NHS

Liverpool

Manchester

London

Newcastle

"

Does that include NHS dentistry?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
3 weeks ago

Northerner

Aldi’s social media

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Yorkshire"

It doesn't exist, there's a shortage of roadsigns too

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Bingo

Chips

Curry

Blackpool

Benidorm"

Benidorm

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By *as7643Man
3 weeks ago

staffs

Cream tea

Bacon butty

Sunday roast

Fish and chips

And of coarse the weather lol

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By *asildonBoy666Man
3 weeks ago

Basildon


"It's generally a safe, compassionate, fairly tolerant country, and I like living here and saying I'm British. Like all places, some people and things are shit, but if you don't like it here, there's plenty of options to leave

There are significantly fewer options to leave than there used to be. "

That’s one of the considerable downsides to what this country has become of late.

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By *elightful 2Couple
3 weeks ago

Not living in the UK

As someone who moved away I'd have to say a good British sausage.. it's pretty much the only thing we miss.. sausages..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not having the tories giving out loads of dodgy contracts to their mates.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Can't think of anything

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London

Milk & butter its amazing here 🥛🐄

Their love and taste for Music, very elegant 🎶

Pessimist Irony, its so charming 🫠

The unbelievable way they keep things working. The throne chair is one thousand years old. 🗝️

Gingers 🔥

Wool artistic skills 🧶

Trees, are so beautiful here 🌳

Drizzle, make the grass dense and smooth 🍀

Earl Grey with a dash of milk 🫖

Their curiosity about the world, the sense of adventure and their amazing Museum collections 🏔️

Detective TV series 📺

Chaplin and Darwin 🖤

NHS

His remarqueable storytelling talent (theater, literature, cinema) 🎭

Primary education 📚

They are, without any doubt, the kinkiest and discreet people in the world ❤️‍🔥

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By *elvet RopeMan
3 weeks ago

by the big field


"The Royal Family. ⚜️ †"

He said the best thing, Mr Nero- i hardly think an unelected bunch of inbred benefit scroungers that make Shameless look like Keeping up Appearances, quite make the cut

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake? "

Used to love a barm but gluten makes my tummy hurt these days 🥺

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"The Royal Family. ⚜️ †"

👍

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield


"Milk & butter its amazing here 🥛🐄

Their love and taste for Music, very elegant 🎶

Pessimist Irony, its so charming 🫠

The unbelievable way they keep things working. The throne chair is one thousand years old. 🗝️

Gingers 🔥

Wool artistic skills 🧶

Trees, are so beautiful here 🌳

Drizzle, make the grass dense and smooth 🍀

Earl Grey with a dash of milk 🫖

Their curiosity about the world, the sense of adventure and their amazing Museum collections 🏔️

Detective TV series 📺

Chaplin and Darwin 🖤

NHS

His remarqueable storytelling talent (theater, literature, cinema) 🎭

Primary education 📚

They are, without any doubt, the kinkiest and discreet people in the world ❤️‍🔥

"

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By *uke OzadeMan
3 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

It’s Greggs obvs

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By *ony MannMan
3 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

🍒, a light moist sweet fruit

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
3 weeks ago

Hounslow


"The football chants. I’m not a football fan myself but enjoy the creativity of some of them

Unfortunately, the ubiquitous "Freed from Desire" is starting to homogenise chants across Europe. Globalisation, eh?"

it was fantastic when we were at the darts.

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

Used to love a barm but gluten makes my tummy hurt these days 🥺"

I'm not having much luck here, am I? 😆 🤣

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By *uri00620Woman
3 weeks ago

Croydon


"As someone who moved away I'd have to say a good British sausage.. it's pretty much the only thing we miss.. sausages.."

And cheese. I missed that when I lived away. I had a cheese suitcase whenever I went somewhere with good cheese options!

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"As someone who moved away I'd have to say a good British sausage.. it's pretty much the only thing we miss.. sausages..

And cheese. I missed that when I lived away. I had a cheese suitcase whenever I went somewhere with good cheese options!"

I miss back bacon when I go abroad 😩

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

UK is beautiful during the summer, people are happy, women in summer dresses showing flesh.

Yeah rest of the year from November to March especially it's friggin crap. We put up with November to march in order to get to the summer. If one day we don't get our summers, there'll be a revolution.

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 weeks ago

Corsham

Twerton Park terraces.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
3 weeks ago

London

The fact that extreme is a word not often associated with others as it is in some countries.

Extreme weather

Extreme violence

Extreme radicals

Et Al

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

Every country has its ups and downs..... Not everything is going to be perfect all the time but UK is better than most of the world... So don't lose faith lads

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By *vonne5exMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster


"What a pathetic self loathing post. "
Wro g side of the line I presume

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork


"What a pathetic self loathing post. Wro g side of the line I presume "
it took a while for me to get it...

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake? "

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists

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By *hunky GentMan
3 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists "

There's something special about chippy chips.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists

There's something special about chippy chips. "

And barms.

Joseph Beans, a "cob" is a particularly sturdy kind of native horse

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists "

Don't start it off I have this conversation about once a week in swinger groups

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Parking fines.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
2 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"Yorkshire

It doesn't exist, there's a shortage of roadsigns too"

Of course it exists. It's God's own country

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By *ansoffateMan
2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

It could be worse

I think that encapsulates British culture pretty well.

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By *heel markMan
2 weeks ago

beside the sea


"Parking fines."

You've just reminded me to pay one before it doubles 😭

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By *ansoffateMan
2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Parking fines.

You've just reminded me to pay one before it doubles 😭"

See it could be worse.

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