FabSwingers.com forum: Rule Brittania!

By *ruceyy OP Man
19 weeks ago

London

Christ our country is shit isn't it? Sorry if you're not in the UK. I forget others exist here.

Anyway what's the best thing about Britain 2025?

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair

The Royal Family. ⚜️ †

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By *inkShyWoman
19 weeks ago

near Windsor

Colin the Caterpillar, most probably.

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By *erry bull1Man
19 weeks ago

doncaster

Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days

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By *elix SightedMan
19 weeks ago

Cloud 8

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
19 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh dear here we go 😆😆😆😆

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I fooking love Britian me.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Luke Littler

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
19 weeks ago

I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be in my situation right now,

Maybe after I win the lottery I will buy property all over the world but my home will always be the UK

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
19 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Christ our country is shit isn't it? Sorry if you're not in the UK. I forget others exist here.

Anyway what's the best thing about Britain 2025?"

Not being under quite as tyrannical an overlord as some other countries? 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

It has to be our hummer. The rest of the world are boring bastards and don’t know how to rip into each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

The football chants. I’m not a football fan myself but enjoy the creativity of some of them

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By *antricSeeker60Man
19 weeks ago

Durham

The best thing about Britain in 2025? The swinging scene is so vibrant that even the weather is a participant—sunny one minute, then a surprise snow to keep things interesting! 🌦️😉

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

Comedy.

No one does comedy as well as us brits.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

Free speech

Laws

Awesome countryside

NHS

Liverpool

Manchester

London

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Not that song.

Probably jacket potato with cheese and beans

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By *edGrayCouple
19 weeks ago

Swindon

The UK has it's fair share of issues, but no different than any other country. I follow global news and spend a lot of time in Europe. They have the same concerns as we do in the UK, raising costs of living, inapt politicians, rising crime and imagination issues. At the same time, just like us, they have outstanding natural beauty, caring and friendly citizens.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
19 weeks ago

London

"Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days "

Brb getting arrested

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
19 weeks ago

belfast

What a pathetic self loathing post.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
19 weeks ago

in Lancashire

The weather obviously..

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By *olinOfBathMan
19 weeks ago

Corsham

You're less likely to be murdered here than in most other places.

We rank just 147th out of 196 countries for homicides per 100k population.

https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/murder-rate-by-country

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By *lue morphoCouple
19 weeks ago

north west

Always been a World leader in arts, culture & especially pop culture. Thankfully no matter what they try. This remains & is pretty unique to this little isle 👍 Shame our youth culture has seemed to have disappeared with the internet.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
19 weeks ago

London

"What a pathetic self loathing post. "

Do you need a hug hun?

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By *ornycougaWoman
19 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Our airports so we can leave

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Our airports so we can leave"

Ha that’s if not to windy or inch snow at the airport never mind getting there no trains rail replacement services and public transport a mess

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By *illedbydeathCouple
19 weeks ago

dorset

Anywhere that is more than 300 miles from 3rd world shit hole London.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

We have a decent standard of living, some semblance of democracy, and we’re as free as almost any other western nation. If I could live anywhere would it be here? No. But it’s better than a lot of places, for sure

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
19 weeks ago

Cheshire

Our sense of humour and ability to queue in a semi organised manner.

We don’t make a big deal out of minor stuff, we just get on with things.

Friendliness and an eagerness to actually help anyone in need.

No matter wherever in the country you are, a day out at the seaside or to the countryside isn’t a long journey.

Four actual seasons in a year.

Our history from the arts to sports to endeavours.

And for me, the majority of people in the UK are open to diversity and will welcome a stranger or put themselves out to help if someone is struggling.

(Admittedly I do live in the North so friendliness is part of our DNA)

For such a small place we’re not a bad place to live

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By *hirleyMan
19 weeks ago

somewhere

Driving on the correct side of the road

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By *iaisonseekerMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

"The football chants. I’m not a football fan myself but enjoy the creativity of some of them"

Unfortunately, the ubiquitous "Freed from Desire" is starting to homogenise chants across Europe. Globalisation, eh?

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By *batMan
19 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days "

I'm guessing you're not being serious?

Why would anyone try to stop you, and how could they???

But on the other hand, it's more than a bit out of date and the only modern relevance is in the final verse where the song seems to celebrate the arrival of immigrants to the UK.

"The Muses, with freedom found,

Shall to thy happy coasts repair."

Not what you were expecting???

Gbat

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

It's home.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
19 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

We don’t have the severe weather conditions like most other countries

We don’t have many poisonous animals

We also don’t have a megalomaniac leader

We don’t get much sun and we are shit on by Europe now (which is our fault) but I’ll take Britain every day…🥳

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By *iaisonseekerMan
19 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Are you sure , you’re allowed to say ,rule Brittania these days

I'm guessing you're not being serious?

Why would anyone try to stop you, and how could they???

But on the other hand, it's more than a bit out of date and the only modern relevance is in the final verse where the song seems to celebrate the arrival of immigrants to the UK.

"The Muses, with freedom found,

Shall to thy happy coasts repair."

Not what you were expecting???

Gbat"

Plus, Britannia was the name imposed by our colonial Roman overlords

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

Those that don't like it always have a choice to leave.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
19 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beautiful, rolling countryside 😍

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By *ife NinjaMan
19 weeks ago

Dunfermline

It's generally a safe, compassionate, fairly tolerant country, and I like living here and saying I'm British. Like all places, some people and things are shit, but if you don't like it here, there's plenty of options to leave

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield

Beautiful British women with builders bum trousers and red thongs on a night out.

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By *aomilatteCouple
19 weeks ago

Midlands

Bingo

Chips

Curry

Blackpool

Benidorm

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester

A chippy tea

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

"A chippy tea "

Chips and gravyyyyy

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By *imTheEnchantorMan
19 weeks ago

Sheffield

"It's generally a safe, compassionate, fairly tolerant country, and I like living here and saying I'm British. Like all places, some people and things are shit, but if you don't like it here, there's plenty of options to leave

There are significantly fewer options to leave than there used to be.

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Channel tunnel is great.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂"

With or without a barm cake?

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
19 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Crumpets and butter

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By *orny PTMan
19 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Free speech

Laws

Awesome countryside

NHS

Liverpool

Manchester

London

Newcastle

Does that include NHS dentistry?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
19 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

Aldi’s social media

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By *orny PTMan
19 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Yorkshire"

It doesn't exist, there's a shortage of roadsigns too

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
19 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Bingo

Chips

Curry

Blackpool

Benidorm"

Benidorm

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By *as7643Man
19 weeks ago

staffs

Cream tea

Bacon butty

Sunday roast

Fish and chips

And of coarse the weather lol

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

There are significantly fewer options to leave than there used to be. "

That’s one of the considerable downsides to what this country has become of late.

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By *elightful 2Couple
19 weeks ago

Not living in the UK

As someone who moved away I'd have to say a good British sausage.. it's pretty much the only thing we miss.. sausages..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not having the tories giving out loads of dodgy contracts to their mates.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Can't think of anything

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Milk & butter its amazing here 🥛🐄

Their love and taste for Music, very elegant 🎶

Pessimist Irony, its so charming 🫠

The unbelievable way they keep things working. The throne chair is one thousand years old. 🗝️

Gingers 🔥

Wool artistic skills 🧶

Trees, are so beautiful here 🌳

Drizzle, make the grass dense and smooth 🍀

Earl Grey with a dash of milk 🫖

Their curiosity about the world, the sense of adventure and their amazing Museum collections 🏔️

Detective TV series 📺

Chaplin and Darwin 🖤

NHS

His remarqueable storytelling talent (theater, literature, cinema) 🎭

Primary education 📚

They are, without any doubt, the kinkiest and discreet people in the world ❤️‍🔥

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By *elvet RopeMan
19 weeks ago

by the big field

"The Royal Family. ⚜️ †"

He said the best thing, Mr Nero- i hardly think an unelected bunch of inbred benefit scroungers that make Shameless look like Keeping up Appearances, quite make the cut

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

Used to love a barm but gluten makes my tummy hurt these days 🥺

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"The Royal Family. ⚜️ †"

👍

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield

"Milk & butter its amazing here 🥛🐄

Their love and taste for Music, very elegant 🎶

Pessimist Irony, its so charming 🫠

The unbelievable way they keep things working. The throne chair is one thousand years old. 🗝️

Gingers 🔥

Wool artistic skills 🧶

Trees, are so beautiful here 🌳

Drizzle, make the grass dense and smooth 🍀

Earl Grey with a dash of milk 🫖

Their curiosity about the world, the sense of adventure and their amazing Museum collections 🏔️

Detective TV series 📺

Chaplin and Darwin 🖤

NHS

His remarqueable storytelling talent (theater, literature, cinema) 🎭

Primary education 📚

They are, without any doubt, the kinkiest and discreet people in the world ❤️‍🔥

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By *uke OzadeMan
19 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

It’s Greggs obvs

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By *ony MannMan
19 weeks ago

South Newton

🍒, a light moist sweet fruit

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
19 weeks ago

Hounslow

"The football chants. I’m not a football fan myself but enjoy the creativity of some of them

Unfortunately, the ubiquitous "Freed from Desire" is starting to homogenise chants across Europe. Globalisation, eh?"
it was fantastic when we were at the darts.

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

Used to love a barm but gluten makes my tummy hurt these days 🥺"

I'm not having much luck here, am I? 😆 🤣

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By *uri00620Woman
19 weeks ago

Croydon

"As someone who moved away I'd have to say a good British sausage.. it's pretty much the only thing we miss.. sausages.."

And cheese. I missed that when I lived away. I had a cheese suitcase whenever I went somewhere with good cheese options!

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

"As someone who moved away I'd have to say a good British sausage.. it's pretty much the only thing we miss.. sausages..

And cheese. I missed that when I lived away. I had a cheese suitcase whenever I went somewhere with good cheese options!"

I miss back bacon when I go abroad 😩

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By *cLovin2Man
19 weeks ago

Reading

UK is beautiful during the summer, people are happy, women in summer dresses showing flesh.

Yeah rest of the year from November to March especially it's friggin crap. We put up with November to march in order to get to the summer. If one day we don't get our summers, there'll be a revolution.

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By *olinOfBathMan
19 weeks ago

Corsham

Twerton Park terraces.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
19 weeks ago

London

The fact that extreme is a word not often associated with others as it is in some countries.

Extreme weather

Extreme violence

Extreme radicals

Et Al

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By *a1970Man
19 weeks ago

East cork

Every country has its ups and downs..... Not everything is going to be perfect all the time but UK is better than most of the world... So don't lose faith lads

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By *vonne5exMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

"What a pathetic self loathing post. "
Wro g side of the line I presume

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By *a1970Man
19 weeks ago

East cork

"What a pathetic self loathing post. Wro g side of the line I presume "
it took a while for me to get it...

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By *oeBeansMan
19 weeks ago

Derby

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

north of Peterborough

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists

There's something special about chippy chips.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
19 weeks ago

North West

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists

There's something special about chippy chips.

And barms.

Joseph Beans, a "cob" is a particularly sturdy kind of native horse

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
19 weeks ago

Manchester

"A chippy tea

Chips and gravyyyyy

Prefer curry sauce from the chippy myself, even tho I'm northern 😂

With or without a barm cake?

The what?

^ that debate is a great British thing that exists

Don't start it off

I have this conversation about once a week in swinger groups

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
19 weeks ago

Brum

Parking fines.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
18 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

"Yorkshire

It doesn't exist, there's a shortage of roadsigns too"

Of course it exists. It's God's own country

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

It could be worse

I think that encapsulates British culture pretty well.

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By *heel markMan
18 weeks ago

beside the sea

"Parking fines."

You've just reminded me to pay one before it doubles 😭

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Parking fines.

You've just reminded me to pay one before it doubles 😭"

See it could be worse.

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