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"Clown car. Big enough for lots of sieg heils. Already said." Bet your daisy squirts | |||
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 We've not here to talk about how fanny's get big or not, I'm trying to get my end away here hahahaha | |||
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"Clown car. Big enough for lots of sieg heils. Already said. Bet your daisy squirts " *Insert Krusty the Clown laugh here* | |||
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"If anyone needs their pussy inspecting, for scientific purposes I'm your man. Yes this is a horny post and yes I have no shame and yes I know you can't blame a guy for trying. " You can hear mine echoing from there  | |||
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"I was hoping for a part 2. You're a legend OP. Hope all this is helping your shift go faster. Nowt worse than a Slow day at work. Favourite new insult: you plant pot 🤣🤣🤣 " Hahahahah crazzy how a little question can hurt soo meny fanny's at once I'm in work till 7 in morning plzzzz fuckimg kill me hahahah | |||
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"If anyone needs their pussy inspecting, for scientific purposes I'm your man. Yes this is a horny post and yes I have no shame and yes I know you can't blame a guy for trying. You can hear mine echoing from there "Are you getting your fanny out or what????? Hahahah | |||
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"If anyone needs their pussy inspecting, for scientific purposes I'm your man. Yes this is a horny post and yes I have no shame and yes I know you can't blame a guy for trying. You can hear mine echoing from there
Are you getting your fanny out or what????? Hahahah"No. She's tired after the gangbang that broke her. My arse is next. How many in one day? VWE only boys 😉 | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in." Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing | |||
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"If anyone needs their pussy inspecting, for scientific purposes I'm your man. Yes this is a horny post and yes I have no shame and yes I know you can't blame a guy for trying. You can hear mine echoing from there
Are you getting your fanny out or what????? Hahahah
No. She's tired after the gangbang that broke her.
My arse is next. How many in one day? VWE only boys 😉"I bet if fucking stinks too  hahahah | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. " This is not the greatest song in the world. This is just a tribute | |||
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"I told you on the previous thread. Cavernous clunge is my band name " And iv told you put your black hole on my head already  | |||
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"If anyone needs their pussy inspecting, for scientific purposes I'm your man. Yes this is a horny post and yes I have no shame and yes I know you can't blame a guy for trying. You can hear mine echoing from there
Are you getting your fanny out or what????? Hahahah
No. She's tired after the gangbang that broke her.
My arse is next. How many in one day? VWE only boys 😉
I bet if fucking stinks too hahahah"Well yeah. Better shitting shit than talking shit. | |||
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"I’m so tight it’s practically waterproof…. I’m so tight it’s practically waterproof…. Oh why is there an echo Echo Echo " Can you beat box into it  | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. " I dunno I liked the second John Wick & the third…. But then I always like them after the second one…. | |||
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"If anyone needs their pussy inspecting, for scientific purposes I'm your man. Yes this is a horny post and yes I have no shame and yes I know you can't blame a guy for trying. You can hear mine echoing from there
Are you getting your fanny out or what????? Hahahah
No. She's tired after the gangbang that broke her.
My arse is next. How many in one day? VWE only boys 😉
I bet if fucking stinks too hahahah
Well yeah. Better shitting shit than talking shit."I feel you could make money doing both | |||
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"I’m so tight it’s practically waterproof…. I’m so tight it’s practically waterproof…. Oh why is there an echo Echo Echo Can you beat box into it "I thought it was a beaten box… | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in." We all know you can fist the fuckinh life out of it stop lying you don't have a name like _ad nanna and not have dangley flaps | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. I dunno I liked the second John Wick & the third…. But then I always like them after the second one…." 4th one wasn’t much cop though. | |||
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"I’m so tight it’s practically waterproof…. I’m so tight it’s practically waterproof…. Oh why is there an echo Echo Echo Can you beat box into it
I thought it was a beaten box…
"See where going off fucking topic again!!!!!! Hahahahah I'm looking for unbeaten boxes who's what's a beaten sandwich box???? | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. I dunno I liked the second John Wick & the third…. But then I always like them after the second one…. 4th one wasn’t much cop though. " What type of gayness is this you candle!!!! | |||
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"I met a woman once. I'm not saying she had a big pussey. I'm not large. But I had to tie plank across my arse to stop me falling in " .. Much better.. Not funny but certainly makes more sense.. | |||
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"I met a woman once. I'm not saying she had a big pussey. I'm not large. But I had to tie plank across my arse to stop me falling in " We've all been there i was shagging a lass full on giving it too her i slide out and ended up back at mine hahahaha | |||
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"I don't know what happened in PT 1 but I can't catch my neighbours feral cat to measure him" I have 3! Try dangling a tape-measure near them... I wouldn't! | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. I dunno I liked the second John Wick & the third…. But then I always like them after the second one…. 4th one wasn’t much cop though. What type of gayness is this you candle!!!! " Is gay an insult again? What is this, 1993? God I look fucking rough for seven years old. | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing " I'm starting to panic a bit. I can't get it out. | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing I'm starting to panic a bit. I can't get it out." Apparently sexual desire helps with that. You might want to find somewhere where that might be possible | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. I dunno I liked the second John Wick & the third…. But then I always like them after the second one…. 4th one wasn’t much cop though. What type of gayness is this you candle!!!! " Bend over babe and I’ll show you. | |||
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"Sequels are never as good as the originals. I dunno I liked the second John Wick & the third…. But then I always like them after the second one…. 4th one wasn’t much cop though. What type of gayness is this you candle!!!! Bend over babe and I’ll show you. " I love you  | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. We all know you can fist the fuckinh life out of it stop lying you don't have a name like _ad nanna and not have dangley flaps " I'm practically a virgin. | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. We all know you can fist the fuckinh life out of it stop lying you don't have a name like _ad nanna and not have dangley flaps I'm practically a virgin." https://youtu.be/s__rX_WL100?si=jvLHG-M9-VBNUxBy (It's Madonna) | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing I'm starting to panic a bit. I can't get it out. Apparently sexual desire helps with that. You might want to find somewhere where that might be possible " Like, a sex site? | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. We all know you can fist the fuckinh life out of it stop lying you don't have a name like _ad nanna and not have dangley flaps I'm practically a virgin. https://youtu.be/s__rX_WL100?si=jvLHG-M9-VBNUxBy (It's Madonna)" She wrote that after meeting me in a library. | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing I'm starting to panic a bit. I can't get it out. Apparently sexual desire helps with that. You might want to find somewhere where that might be possible Like, a sex site?" Some parts thereof, maybe. | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing I'm starting to panic a bit. I can't get it out. Apparently sexual desire helps with that. You might want to find somewhere where that might be possible Like, a sex site? Some parts thereof, maybe. " Are you two meet for a bum or what??? | |||
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"I just checked mine with one finger. Just about got it in. Goodness. I called in my entire apartment complex. Everyone is clapping in there. It's amazing I'm starting to panic a bit. I can't get it out. Apparently sexual desire helps with that. You might want to find somewhere where that might be possible Like, a sex site? Some parts thereof, maybe. Are you two meet for a bum or what???" I dust off me strap-on, just for you  | |||
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"I tried but I seem to have lost the tape measure in there. " I'm sure they're a kink in there somewhere ?????? | |||
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"I tried but I seem to have lost the tape measure in there. " • Effy, have you tried a depth measuring sonar transducer? You know, that sophisticated maritime device they use to map the oceanic floor. | |||
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"I tried but I seem to have lost the tape measure in there. • Effy, have you tried a depth measuring sonar transducer? You know, that sophisticated maritime device they use to map the oceanic floor." I haven’t. Can you attach a wrist strap to one of those? | |||
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