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Making love to a beautiful woman

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By *orquemada OP   Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow

...is also very much like hanging wallpaper. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

It's also like going to KFC. Once you've finished the juicy breasts and tender thighs, you have a greasy box to put your bone in

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Where are you sticking her up?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental


"It's also like going to KFC. Once you've finished the juicy breasts and tender thighs, you have a greasy box to put your bone in"

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By *exagon9Man
3 weeks ago

Bristol

You silver-tongued dog, such poetry must leave you fighting them off

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By *orquemada OP   Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow


"Where are you sticking her up?"

Hard against the wall obviously

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Buying jewellery - Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.

First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace

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By *illan-KillashMan
3 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Riding a bike is like making love to a beautiful woman.

First make sure it can take your weight, then check it's the right height for mounting.

Then feel the saddle, is it large, small, or hard, soft, leathery, worn, comfortable.

It's entirely down to personal preference.

Give the frame a good going over and lubricate where necessary. If possible peel back the rim and check the inner tubes for any leakages or blockages.

Then you should be ready to climb on the saddle and start peddling.

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By *oodmessMan
3 weeks ago

yumsville

You aint seen me rite.. but making love to a beautiful woman is like looking at the moon and the stars, she's full of wonder and excitement, a joyful air. Until her husband walks in and it's back to 'hello, how are you, how do you do'.

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