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"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon." You missed a trick. Piss up a wall. Just because you can do it easily. | |||
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"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon. You missed a trick. Piss up a wall. Just because you can do it easily. " But then I'd have to clean it... oh wait. I'd be a bloke. That's wimminz work innit  | |||
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"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon. You missed a trick. Piss up a wall. Just because you can do it easily. But then I'd have to clean it... oh wait. I'd be a bloke. That's wimminz work innit "Nah it'll dry | |||
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"You mean I can’t helicopter it? Pffft. Ok I’ll put a false eyelash Mohawk and googly eyes on it Then I’ll and stand with my hands on my hips offering my “expert” advice to anyone practicing their craft or building something. " oh hell yes. A full day of "well akshually I think you'll find, little lady..." about shit I know absolutely nothing about | |||
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"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do: Wear a bra. " That’s all well and good until you need to run and you get black eyes. Or you get to 30 and be able to tuck them into your waist band  | |||
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"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do: Wear a bra. That’s all well and good until you need to run and you get black eyes. Or you get to 30 and be able to tuck them into your waist band "I know a BIG titty babe that doesn’t wear a bra all the time. She’s my inspiration. | |||
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"Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye" Assuming you aren’t VVWE | |||
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"Stay in walk around Naked all day Faff about on fab get 1000 messages plus a day "Try and get a picture of sugar puff don’t know how an earth I’d do it It’s conundrum | |||
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"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do: Wear a bra. " I don't wear them either but let's be real here, they're purely for decoration on me anyway 🤣 | |||
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"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do: Wear a bra. I don't wear them either but let's be real here, they're purely for decoration on me anyway 🤣"
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"I suppose I would buy a small bottle of Femfresh™ to maintain the pH balance on my quim. Also, probably add Canesten™ Combi (with pessary) to my basket." I felt this | |||
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"Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye Assuming you aren’t VVWE" That's what the waistband of my grey joggers would be for | |||
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"Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye Assuming you aren’t VVWE That's what the waistband of my grey joggers would be for " Amateur | |||
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"I’d save up all my period blood and put a drop in my husbands food every day. " It’s what keeps me strong! | |||
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"I’d find any man, AN-Y M-A-N sat down chilling and give him some tasks I want done " | |||
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"I’d save up all my period blood and put a drop in my husbands food every day. "  | |||
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"I would immediately employ my new boobs as expedient extra weight for calisthenics 😜" You might not get any ...just saying 🤣 | |||
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"Ok but not that right? Ok em here's what I would do. Find a tractor. Turn on the ignition. Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga' Press up to it." Try wearing tight jeans, pull them up high so the seam is right on your slit giving a bit of friction to your clit. Sit above the wheels on the bus. An accidental and happy discovery when going to pick up my car from its MOT | |||
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"Ok but not that right? Ok em here's what I would do. Find a tractor. Turn on the ignition. Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga' Press up to it." Why are you like this | |||
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"Ok but not that right? Ok em here's what I would do. Find a tractor. Turn on the ignition. Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga' Press up to it. Try wearing tight jeans, pull them up high so the seam is right on your slit giving a bit of friction to your clit. Sit above the wheels on the bus. An accidental and happy discovery when going to pick up my car from its MOT "I'm starting a thread | |||
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"I’d comment ‘RAW’ and ‘I know it’s big’ under any picture of a man I find attractive. " Jaw dropped (in preparation) | |||
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"Listen to CeeChyna, Doechii, Glorilla etc and tweet that men are trash (I do this anyway )" | |||
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"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually. " A warm apple pie. Trust me. | |||
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"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually. A warm apple pie. Trust me. " Stiffler's mom must be a gilf by now | |||
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"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually. A warm apple pie. Trust me. Stiffler's mom must be a gilf by now" G. Not ilf | |||
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"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually. A warm apple pie. Trust me. Stiffler's mom must be a gilf by now G. Not ilf " ok ok. kids these days not appreciating the classics (I've never seen it and I can't be bothered to either. It looked dumb at the time too) | |||
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"I would walk around the house poking it in so many things to see what it feels like. I’d do helicopters and boings and I’d also see how many times I could cum "I'd do the same if I had the lady parts for a day (well not poking into things, more the other way around) | |||
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"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into." Wear a dress with pockets so I can say ‘pockets!’ To everyone that compliments me | |||
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"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into." Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. | |||
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"I’d also opt to entertain myself by repeatedly parting my labia with my fingertips whilst supplying my vagina a voice like Elmo’s from Sesame Street…." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into. Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. " Decorative pockets! You try to put something in them and they rip. | |||
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"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into. Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. " Isn't that what's handbags are for, I carry everything in mine, Mrs x | |||
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"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into. Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. Decorative pockets! You try to put something in them and they rip." Pockets are a feminist issue | |||
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"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into. Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. Isn't that what's handbags are for, I carry everything in mine, Mrs x" I’ll only wear one if it matches my look | |||
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"If I go to work will I get paid less for that day?" Only if it’s after November 21 | |||
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"I’d also opt to entertain myself by repeatedly parting my labia with my fingertips whilst supplying my vagina a voice like Elmo’s from Sesame Street…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣" You know you really want to try this now, right? 😜 | |||
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"Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do "It's not a good idea to crush the male bits.  | |||
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"Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do
It's not a good idea to crush the male bits. "ah right have always wondered why guys do.. do this | |||
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"Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do
It's not a good idea to crush the male bits. ah right have always wondered why guys do.. do this "Apparently, letting the testicle 'air' makes 'em more fertile. So I'm told. | |||
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"I would start my day off with a list of the things I need to get done. I would then make myself some avocado anf poached egg on toast as the kids eat thier rice crispies. Sipping on my coffee with a dash of oat milk, I'd quickly spend a couple of hours on Instagram liking every story possible, whilst my children have some downtime watching Paw Patrol. After sticking a load in the washing machine, I'd quickly catch up on any WhatsApp groups before giving the little rascals some quavers for lunch. I'd then nip out to soft play to catch up with some friends over a coffee, whilst the children entertain themselves. As they're now exhausted, I'll let them have some chill time on their tablets whilst I check if I've missed anything on Instagram or WhatsApp. Now slightly panicked I haven't got any of my jobs done, I'd whip out the vacuum cleaner 5 minutes before my hubby gets home, so it looks like I've been busy. As soon as he steps foot in the door, I'll him how exhausted I am and how I need 5 minutes to myself as the kids have been driving me mad all day. I'll later tell him he needs to start pulling his weight around the house, as I can't do it all myself!" This is very specific Willy. No.1; well done. No 2; you ok Hun? | |||
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"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon." Men are more than twice as likely to be violently assaulted by a stranger than women. In the house, with your family, at work etc is a different matter but attacks from strangers are rare. P | |||
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"Go for a wee sitting down, I guess? " You do realise there is nothing stopping you doing this as a man? | |||
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