FabSwingers.com forum: I have a willy!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

I don't really but.....

If you had the opposite sexy bits for a day what would you do?

You , yes you ,I see what you're gonna say, so stop that right now!

I mean non sexual things, everyday things....

Aaaand go

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By *orks funMan
26 weeks ago

Sheffield

sit down to pee

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Stay indoors. Wear a hoodie if I have to go out.

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon."

You missed a trick. Piss up a wall. Just because you can do it easily.

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon.

You missed a trick. Piss up a wall. Just because you can do it easily. "

But then I'd have to clean it...

oh wait. I'd be a bloke. That's wimminz work innit

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

You mean I can’t helicopter it?

Pffft. Ok I’ll put a false eyelash Mohawk and googly eyes on it

Then I’ll and stand with my hands on my hips offering my “expert” advice to anyone practicing their craft or building something.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon.

You missed a trick. Piss up a wall. Just because you can do it easily.

But then I'd have to clean it...

oh wait. I'd be a bloke. That's wimminz work innit

Nah it'll dry

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By *aySmilerMan
26 weeks ago

Berkshire

I woould go look for myself and fuck me as im really good lol ... ok maybe in my head

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You mean I can’t helicopter it?

Pffft. Ok I’ll put a false eyelash Mohawk and googly eyes on it

Then I’ll and stand with my hands on my hips offering my “expert” advice to anyone practicing their craft or building something.

oh hell yes.

A full day of "well akshually I think you'll find, little lady..." about shit I know absolutely nothing about

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By *anonfire96Man
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

Wear a shewee with a tube extension and pee as I walk along.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I tell you what I WOULDN’T do:

Wear a bra.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
26 weeks ago

Ipswich

Stay in walk around Naked all day

Faff about on fab get 1000 messages plus a day

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

Unbutton my shirt and show off those puppies 🐶🐶

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do:

Wear a bra. "

That’s all well and good until you need to run and you get black eyes. Or you get to 30 and be able to tuck them into your waist band

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’d just lift stuff and admire my strength. Or revel in the fact that I can look at something and immediately understand how it works and how to fix it if it breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do:

Wear a bra.

That’s all well and good until you need to run and you get black eyes. Or you get to 30 and be able to tuck them into your waist band

I know a BIG titty babe that doesn’t wear a bra all the time. She’s my inspiration.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Brum

Knowing my luck I’d have my period.

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By *ickshawedCouple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye

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By *otcplmidsCouple
26 weeks ago

Warwick

Go around scratching my balls, farting and burping in public

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye"

Assuming you aren’t VVWE

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
26 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Stay in walk around Naked all day

Faff about on fab get 1000 messages plus a day

Try and get a picture of sugar puff don’t know how an earth I’d do it

It’s conundrum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do:

Wear a bra. "

I don't wear them either but let's be real here, they're purely for decoration on me anyway 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I tell you what I WOULDN’T do:

Wear a bra.

I don't wear them either but let's be real here, they're purely for decoration on me anyway 🤣"

I like them

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

I suppose I would buy a small bottle of Femfresh™ to maintain the pH balance on my quim.

Also, probably add Canesten™ Combi (with pessary) to my basket.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

I’d find any man, AN-Y M-A-N sat down chilling and give him some tasks I want done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I suppose I would buy a small bottle of Femfresh™ to maintain the pH balance on my quim.

Also, probably add Canesten™ Combi (with pessary) to my basket."

I felt this

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By *ickshawedCouple
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye

Assuming you aren’t VVWE"

That's what the waistband of my grey joggers would be for

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Snap at people, say I’m fine when asked what’s wrong and then sulk that people aren’t making a fuss over me and are actually taking my answer at face value

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By *r.ZeusMan
26 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

See if I can still stand while peeing

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’d save up all my period blood and put a drop in my husbands food every day.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would immediately employ my new boobs as expedient extra weight for calisthenics 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Run for the bus without giving myself a black eye

Assuming you aren’t VVWE

That's what the waistband of my grey joggers would be for "

Amateur

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Brum

"I’d save up all my period blood and put a drop in my husbands food every day. "

It’s what keeps me strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I’d find any man, AN-Y M-A-N sat down chilling and give him some tasks I want done "

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’d save up all my period blood and put a drop in my husbands food every day. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I would immediately employ my new boobs as expedient extra weight for calisthenics 😜"

You might not get any ...just saying 🤣

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By *enk15Man
26 weeks ago

Evesham

sit down quickly without fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’d snog my women friends platonically

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By *ruceyyMan
26 weeks ago

London

Ok but not that right?

Ok em here's what I would do.

Find a tractor.

Turn on the ignition.

Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga'

Press up to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Ok but not that right?

Ok em here's what I would do.

Find a tractor.

Turn on the ignition.

Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga'

Press up to it."

Try wearing tight jeans, pull them up high so the seam is right on your slit giving a bit of friction to your clit. Sit above the wheels on the bus.

An accidental and happy discovery when going to pick up my car from its MOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Ok but not that right?

Ok em here's what I would do.

Find a tractor.

Turn on the ignition.

Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga'

Press up to it."

Why are you like this

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I’d comment ‘RAW’ and ‘I know it’s big’ under any picture of a man I find attractive.

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By *ruceyyMan
26 weeks ago

London

"Ok but not that right?

Ok em here's what I would do.

Find a tractor.

Turn on the ignition.

Wait it for it to chugger 'chugachugachuga'

Press up to it.

Try wearing tight jeans, pull them up high so the seam is right on your slit giving a bit of friction to your clit. Sit above the wheels on the bus.

An accidental and happy discovery when going to pick up my car from its MOT

I'm starting a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Listen to CeeChyna, Doechii, Glorilla etc and tweet that men are trash

(I do this anyway

)

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I’d comment ‘RAW’ and ‘I know it’s big’ under any picture of a man I find attractive. "

Jaw dropped (in preparation)

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Listen to CeeChyna, Doechii, Glorilla etc and tweet that men are trash

(I do this anyway

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By *ust want fun 888Man
26 weeks ago

nearby

Do all the things I’ve often imagined about if I were a woman for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually. "

A warm apple pie. Trust me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually.

A warm apple pie. Trust me. "

Stiffler's mom must be a gilf by now

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually.

A warm apple pie. Trust me.

Stiffler's mom must be a gilf by now"

G. Not ilf

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I would walk around the house poking it in so many things to see what it feels like.

I’d do helicopters and boings and I’d also see how many times I could cum

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have nothing to add that is non sexual, so….i’d stick my willy in some things. A lot of things actually.

A warm apple pie. Trust me.

Stiffler's mom must be a gilf by now

G. Not ilf "

ok ok. kids these days not appreciating the classics

(I've never seen it and I can't be bothered to either. It looked dumb at the time too)

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By *nkymikeyMan
26 weeks ago

Andover

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d also opt to entertain myself by repeatedly parting my labia with my fingertips whilst supplying my vagina a voice like Elmo’s from Sesame Street….

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By *nkymikeyMan
26 weeks ago

Andover

In asda eyeing up the fruit and veg.

🥒

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
26 weeks ago

Ipswich

Buy a toy from Ann summers

Also the lingerie section

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By *ussexualMan
26 weeks ago

Brighton

"I would walk around the house poking it in so many things to see what it feels like.

I’d do helicopters and boings and I’d also see how many times I could cum

I'd do the same if I had the lady parts for a day (well not poking into things, more the other way around)

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By *enk15Man
26 weeks ago

Evesham

Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into."

Wear a dress with pockets so I can say ‘pockets!’ To everyone that compliments me

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into."

Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it.

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I’d also opt to entertain myself by repeatedly parting my labia with my fingertips whilst supplying my vagina a voice like Elmo’s from Sesame Street…."

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into.

Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. "

Decorative pockets! You try to put something in them and they rip.

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By *ortyairCouple
26 weeks ago

Wallasey

"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into.

Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. "
Isn't that what's handbags are for, I carry everything in mine,

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into.

Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it.

Decorative pockets! You try to put something in them and they rip."

Pockets are a feminist issue

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Wear jeans with pockets i can only fit a polo into.

Wear clothes which don’t have pockets (because of the patriarchy) and ask men to put everything in their pocket so I don’t have to carry it. Isn't that what's handbags are for, I carry everything in mine,

Mrs x"

I’ll only wear one if it matches my look

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By *enk15Man
26 weeks ago

Evesham

If I go to work will I get paid less for that day?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"If I go to work will I get paid less for that day?"

Only if it’s after November 21

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’d also opt to entertain myself by repeatedly parting my labia with my fingertips whilst supplying my vagina a voice like Elmo’s from Sesame Street….

🤣🤣🤣🤣"

You know you really want to try this now, right? 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I'd go and moan at a random guy for not doing something I'd only asked him to do 5 minutes ago....just to see how it feels

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By *aitonelMan
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

There are two ways I want to answer this. One of those ways I can't, or at least had best not! 😂

I'd get frustrated to be honest, it would feel weird and I'd be trying to do things (piss standing up for example) and failing because it's simply not the correct plumbing!

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

I would start my day off with a list of the things I need to get done. I would then make myself some avocado anf poached egg on toast as the kids eat thier rice crispies. Sipping on my coffee with a dash of oat milk, I'd quickly spend a couple of hours on Instagram liking every story possible, whilst my children have some downtime watching Paw Patrol.

After sticking a load in the washing machine, I'd quickly catch up on any WhatsApp groups before giving the little rascals some quavers for lunch.

I'd then nip out to soft play to catch up with some friends over a coffee, whilst the children entertain themselves. As they're now exhausted, I'll let them have some chill time on their tablets whilst I check if I've missed anything on Instagram or WhatsApp.

Now slightly panicked I haven't got any of my jobs done, I'd whip out the vacuum cleaner 5 minutes before my hubby gets home, so it looks like I've been busy.

As soon as he steps foot in the door, I'll him how exhausted I am and how I need 5 minutes to myself as the kids have been driving me mad all day.

I'll later tell him he needs to start pulling his weight around the house, as I can't do it all myself!

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

Go for a wee sitting down, I guess?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
26 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Play with my balls

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do

It's not a good idea to crush the male bits.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
26 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do

It's not a good idea to crush the male bits.

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ah right have always wondered why guys do.. do this

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Sit down & spread my legs open like guys do

It's not a good idea to crush the male bits.

ah right have always wondered why guys do.. do this

Apparently, letting the testicle 'air' makes 'em more fertile.

So I'm told.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I would start my day off with a list of the things I need to get done. I would then make myself some avocado anf poached egg on toast as the kids eat thier rice crispies. Sipping on my coffee with a dash of oat milk, I'd quickly spend a couple of hours on Instagram liking every story possible, whilst my children have some downtime watching Paw Patrol.

After sticking a load in the washing machine, I'd quickly catch up on any WhatsApp groups before giving the little rascals some quavers for lunch.

Now slightly panicked I haven't got any of my jobs done, I'd whip out the vacuum cleaner 5 minutes before my hubby gets home, so it looks like I've been busy.

As soon as he steps foot in the door, I'll him how exhausted I am and how I need 5 minutes to myself as the kids have been driving me mad all day.

I'll later tell him he needs to start pulling his weight around the house, as I can't do it all myself!"

This is very specific Willy.

No.1; well done.

No 2; you ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Would get out and get filled as many times as I could xx

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By *es not the MessiahMan
26 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Go lingerie shopping and try stuff on

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By *WANDTGCouple
26 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Probably go on a shopping spree , buy all the clothes and different accessories that I couldn't wear.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Swansea

"Go outside after dark without being prepared to use my keys as a weapon."

Men are more than twice as likely to be violently assaulted by a stranger than women. In the house, with your family, at work etc is a different matter but attacks from strangers are rare.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Swansea

"Go for a wee sitting down, I guess? "

You do realise there is nothing stopping you doing this as a man?

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

I'd probably want it to be that time of the month so I can see what all the fuss is about 🤔

*Quickly runs and ducks for cover*

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