FabSwingers.com forum: I keep having a wank what do I do?

By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

do i stop? have another wank? have a wank then stop then another wank? so many questions

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By *ympho6969Woman
23 weeks ago

glasgow

Edging wank

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Try going to sleep

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By *exxyyDy11Man
23 weeks ago

North West

"Try going to sleep"

What if he wakes up and has another wank?

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Try your other hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Try going to sleep

What if he wakes up and has another wank?"

Safer to sleep in between I reckon

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By *ensuallover1000Man
23 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Repent thy sins and self flagellate! (Then have another wank) 👍🏻

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By *reggSausageMan
23 weeks ago

derby

Rip the ‘ead off it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
23 weeks ago

Reading

Tie oven gloves on to your hands

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By *B..Woman
23 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Just put it away

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By *exxyyDy11Man
23 weeks ago

North West

"Just put it away"

He can't, he keeps having a wank

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By *exxyyDy11Man
23 weeks ago

North West

"Try going to sleep

What if he wakes up and has another wank?

Safer to sleep in between I reckon

Killing two birds with one stone eh

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

I don't know why but I read the title like the start of a Doctor, Doctor joke

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By *ackformore100Man
23 weeks ago

Tin town

"do i stop? have another wank? have a wank then stop then another wank? so many questions "

You're a teacher?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
23 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Buy a pair of boxing gloves and get a friend to lace you in them before bedtime, never fails.

Oh, the downside is you will need that friend to hold onto the hose if you need a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Contact Guinness see what the record is and have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Stop before it falls off, man!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Stop before it falls off, man!

That's just a myth to stop people wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"I don't know why but I read the title like the start of a Doctor, Doctor joke

Pull yourself together might just be fitting in this instance 🤷‍♀️

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By *hunky GentMan
23 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Tie oven gloves on to your hands"

Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Stop before it falls off, man!

That's just a myth to stop people wanking. "

I know

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By *ty31Man
23 weeks ago

NW London

Attach a dynamo to it- save on your electric bill and save the planet at the same time

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By *exxyyDy11Man
23 weeks ago

North West

"Stop before it falls off, man!

Are you going to help him attach it back on?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Stop before it falls off, man!

That's just a myth to stop people wanking.

I know

But you should see my hairy palms.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Stop before it falls off, man!

Are you going to help him attach it back on?"

... not unless he wants it attached upside down and back to front

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By *exxyyDy11Man
23 weeks ago

North West

"Stop before it falls off, man!

Are you going to help him attach it back on?

... not unless he wants it attached upside down and back to front

Means he would need to have a wank upside down on his head 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Stop before it falls off, man!

Are you going to help him attach it back on?

... not unless he wants it attached upside down and back to front

Means he would need to have a wank upside down on his head 😂"

That should stop him! Oi, OP I'll fix it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Omg you’d be so good at that challenge where you have the amount of wanks that correlates with what day of the month it is. Like 1 on the 1st. 2 on the 2nd. Etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

hasnt stopped me just yet

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