FabSwingers.com forum: Farm smells

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Working on a farm today not through choice.

I've always had a very weak gag reflex but the smell is something else in struggling not to be sick, keep gagging

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

get yourself a gas mask

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By *ripfillMan
3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Suggestion … don’t eat or go near andouille sausage min 50 m it smells like a farm yard drain and will make most strong stomach people faint or wretch 🤢🤮

I love farm yard smells generally even fresh but fermenting silo

But beware of that sausage !!

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

As contradictory as this sounds. Deep breaths for about 2 min… the smell won’t be anywhere near as noticeable afterwards because the brain will filter out smell that’s always present

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Suggestion … don’t eat or go near andouille sausage min 50 m it smells like a farm yard drain and will make most strong stomach people faint or wretch 🤢🤮

I love farm yard smells generally even fresh but fermenting silo

But beware of that sausage !! "

I'm struggling, can't even get out of the van!

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Shove a finger of Vicks up each nostril.

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By *usie pTV/TS
3 weeks ago

taunton

Its going to linger on your van for a few days, keep windows and doors tight shut.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I quite like farm smells. It reminds me of childhood.

Eva's advice is spot on.

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By *reative-mindMan
3 weeks ago

Exeter

Ah you'll be fine, it's good old country air.... you city folk ain't built like us country lads!

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By *usie pTV/TS
3 weeks ago

taunton

P.S. don't know what you got to do there but if you have to touch anything make sure you have a good supply of protective gloves, some years ago I picked up some nasty disease on a farm supposedly spread by rats, had to have a course of antibiotics and the local authority had to be notified.

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Some can be eye watering!

good luck eating your sarnies at lunchtime!

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By *unseeker v2Man
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Suggestion … don’t eat or go near andouille sausage min 50 m it smells like a farm yard drain and will make most strong stomach people faint or wretch 🤢🤮

I love farm yard smells generally even fresh but fermenting silo

But beware of that sausage !! "

This man speaks the truth!

We all have things we regret, picking that from the menu is one of mine.

🤢

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By *annyDanielleMan
3 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

"Working on a farm today not through choice.

I've always had a very weak gag reflex but the smell is something else in struggling not to be sick, keep gagging

Lightweight.

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By *stoppMan
3 weeks ago

Durham

Worked on a battery chicken farm when I was 19, the smell sticks to your clothing and your skin, embarrassing getting on bus to and from the farm..

Got the sack after 3 weeks, I was grateful for it.. no more smelly me..

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
3 weeks ago

Hastings

"Working on a farm today not through choice.

I've always had a very weak gag reflex but the smell is something else in struggling not to be sick, keep gagging

When I'm in this sort of inviroment it's face mask with lynx or sumthing sprayed on it,

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Goats….more specifically the billys, now they’re some frightfully fragrant fellows! 😵‍💫

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By *erfHerder74Man
3 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Probably better for your lungs than most busy cities

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Cow's, pig's and horses not too mention dog shit everywhere.

Think I'm not going to eat for the rest of the week

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By *akedMMan
3 weeks ago

Witney

Used to live on a farm . Used to help out yep used to smell or cow shit 💩

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Worked on a farm for years before going self employed, it's just one of those smells you kinda get used to and I weirdly loved it.

Unless you're around ducks, those fuckers pong.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

To be fair having worked in a few voids following someone's death or gained entry to a property when someone has died in a dead body the smell is something you can smell for weeks no matter how many showers you have.

A border with floor to ceiling decomposing rubbish in every room.

It's not like I'm not used to bad smells just have a very weak gag reflex regards smells always have

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
3 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Ahhhh, ya can’t beat the smell of the countryside, apparently it gets right into your clothes an everything, that’s what people keep telling me anyway, was in the village shop a couple of days ago and someone said, “is that cow muck I can smell?”, the woman at the counter replied “ he always smells like that!”

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

"Ahhhh, ya can’t beat the smell of the countryside, apparently it gets right into your clothes an everything, that’s what people keep telling me anyway, was in the village shop a couple of days ago chatting and someone said, “is that cow shite I can smell?”, the woman at the counter replied “ he always talks like that!”

Knew it!

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By *ggdrasil66Man
3 weeks ago

Saltdean

Next door but one to me is a cow field. I wouldn’t mind, but in the summer the farmer sprays shit all over it, and if the wind blows our way, it’s disgusting. Sometimes it could well be human waste he is stinking the place out with!

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

I used to date a farmer's daughter and we enjoyed several al fresco encounters. The waft of silage still stirs my loins if the wind is in the right direction.🐄

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By *orthern StarsCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

If the smell is that bad they've probably been spreading the waste product that comes out of the Quorn/meat free products factories. That stuff is absolutely vile and vomit inducing.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

"Next door but one to me is a cow field. I wouldn’t mind, but in the summer the farmer sprays shit all over it, and if the wind blows our way, it’s disgusting. Sometimes it could well be human waste he is stinking the place out with!"

I'm often perplexed why people choose to live in the countryside but then don't like the countryside ways of living.

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By *hebfg2020Man
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Where there’s muck there’s money … well that’s what I tell my self when I’m working on farms

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central

Human waste is supplied by the water companies, for farm use

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I used to carry my lynx in my pocked just incase 30 women wanted to chase me to bed but anyway thats another story as i used to also be a forse for good and blast smelly people in shops with it some of em smelled like they were dead

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By *elvet RopeMan
3 weeks ago

by the big field

I live by two and surrounded by fields for others- generally its not very noticeable....until the week they all seem to slurry the fields at the same time.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
3 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Chicken, cow or even human waste has been used as fertiliser to grow food for centuries, for farms or even veggies in allotments, it's natural, it's organic, how else do you think things grow ?

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

I'm often perplexed why people choose to live in the countryside but then don't like the countryside ways of living."

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