FabSwingers.com forum: I'm sorry to lower the tone...

By *lamdaddy OP Man
3 weeks ago

London

But has anyone actually experienced any anal 'accidents' should we say...

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?"

I thought he meant more shit down the shaft kind of accident. You know, poop down the pecker. Turd down the todger.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

As in anal sex or do you mean painting a Jackson Pollock in his jeans cos he couldn't quite reach the toilet in time...

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?

I thought he meant more shit down the shaft kind of accident. You know, poop down the pecker. Turd down the todger."

🤢

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?

I thought he meant more shit down the shaft kind of accident. You know, poop down the pecker. Turd down the todger.

🤢"

Sorry for the graphic nature, but once I saw the alliteration, I had to keep it going 😅

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

No, and I've never douched.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?

I thought he meant more shit down the shaft kind of accident. You know, poop down the pecker. Turd down the todger.

🤢

Sorry for the graphic nature, but once I saw the alliteration, I had to keep it going 😅"

All good made me laugh and grossed out at the same time

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

I was also labouring under the assumption of a brown shower or a sweetcorn nugget surprise 😀

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

"But has anyone actually experienced any anal 'accidents' should we say..."

Not personally, but we had 3 messages from the same friend of ours in 2024 saying "I've burnt my bum hole again"

She's the gift that keeps on giving

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By *viatrixWoman
3 weeks ago

Redhill

A (lesbian) friend of mine used to say that if you stick the spoon in the jar, it will come out with Nutella at some point, at least once….

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

"A (lesbian) friend of mine used to say that if you stick the spoon in the jar, it will come out with Nutella at some point, at least once…. "
made me eyes water that

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By *ustAnotherMan
3 weeks ago

Mids

Girl I was with once had a gippy stomach. She was dead keen on anal, didn't tell me she wasn't feeling great .

Results were explosive unpleasant and unforgettable

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By *end1Man
3 weeks ago

southend on sea

Yes I met a woman from another site met for drinks back to mine both enjoying eachother and I'm taking her doggie when she asks do I enjoy anal. Obviously I'm a guy so of course I do I reply so I'm now deep inside her bum feeling tight she's moaning and a few minutes later I started to smell a smell and a wet feeling! So I look down and my cock is covered in runny poop🤢🤢

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
3 weeks ago

diggle

"You mean it slipped in the wrong hole kind of accident?"

Not the first if it’s kind

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By *ripfillMan
3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Beware of cellulitis!!! That happened to fab friend - not me thank goodness

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral

I was taking Orlistat and ate a tuna mayo sandwich. Shat my pants with neon orange oil three times in one afternoon.

That's probably the worst anal accident I can remember.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Ah yes, the porn pervading myth of pristine clean anal sex…

The preparation necessary to guarantee that kind of cleanliness starts three or 4 days before the action - controlled diet, laxatives, douching again, and again..

Normal people and amateur anal sex comes at a risk of shit getting involved. It’s gonna happen. Baby wipes, using a condom, being able to discreetly get rid of a nugget of poo that just followed your cock as you pulled out… Some lucky people have bowels that just naturally clear out in the stretch that gets used for sex with minimal prep, some just don’t get that risk free pass… Be Prepared as a Brownie would say..

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By *ympho6969Woman
3 weeks ago

glasgow

Twice, and I'll tell you, the pain is like nothing you can imagine. It short circuits your brain and locks your body at the same time.

Looking back now, I'm pretty sure one wasn't an accident and more the guy just taking his chance. I think this happens more than we would like to admit

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Had someone poo all over my bed after an anal adventure

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By *r TriomanMan
3 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Had someone poo all over my bed after an anal adventure

Ooooooooo - TMI!!!!

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