FabSwingers.com forum: would you rather have sex or would you rather have pizza?

By *rrrMannnn122 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Walsall

what would you rather do right now

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

Why can't we have both?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Funny enough I'm actually in the process of making pizza if anyone wants a slice?

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By *ensman100Man
3 weeks ago

Hounslow

"Why can't we have both?"

It would have to be hot and spicy!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"Funny enough I'm actually in the process of making pizza if anyone wants a slice? "

Please

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By *ddie1966Man
3 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Sex..... then pizza.

Who says you can't have it both ways...

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By *oppet22TV/TS
3 weeks ago

huddersfield

Sex as dont like pizza lol

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By *iker JackMan
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Don’t like pizza

Can’t be bothered with sex

Just a cuppa for me

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By *upersonic SamMan
3 weeks ago

wigan

Can I stuff pizza up a vagina and eat it from there?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Can we chose who the sex is with? That will make a difference to me decision, as will the type of pizza 🤣

I need all the facts for such a difficult decision

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By *artantrousersMan
3 weeks ago

Dingwall

"Can we chose who the sex is with? That will make a difference to me decision, as will the type of pizza 🤣

I need all the facts for such a difficult decision

This👍

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

I had both the other day,not that I am bragging

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Pizza then I wouldn't have to cook dinner or wash up

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By *achelTheAnalSlutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Haywards Heath

Well I'm just finishing off a Five Guys burger, so probably wouldn't have any room for pizza too... so I'll go with sex 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😄

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m not choosing between them.

I’m having both.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"I had both the other day,not that I am bragging "

12 inch?

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By *reg197Man
3 weeks ago

aylesbury

Pizza wins all day (with pineapple)

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By *hoebeWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Sex,then pizza.

Its the only way

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By *artantrousersMan
3 weeks ago

Dingwall

"I had both the other day,not that I am bragging

12 inch?"
no point if it's anything smaller. (Pizza wise at least lol)

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By *itygamesMan
3 weeks ago

nowt healthy about a pizza, tiny sized portions of whatever and loads of doh, very unhealthy and expensive, so sex or an orgasm much better.

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"I had both the other day,not that I am bragging

12 inch?"

Plus sides 🤪

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Right now. Pizza hands down. With pineapple.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Sex,then pizza.

Its the only way

Pizza to feed the machine, then sex.

Then pizza to recharge for round 2. Rinse repeat 3 times.

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By *ergus1622Man
3 weeks ago

Dundee

If you get her on all fours you have somewhere to put the pizza !

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"If you get her on all fours you have somewhere to put the pizza !

Hmmmm

I could just as easily put a pizza on a man’s back….

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By *layfullsamMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"I had both the other day,not that I am bragging

12 inch?

Plus sides 🤪"

Even better 😜

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Sex, I don’t like pizza!!

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

They're both the same. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good 😏

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

"If you get her on all fours you have somewhere to put the pizza !

Hmmmm

I could just as easily put a pizza on a man’s back…. "

What topping you gong for ?

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By *a1970Man
3 weeks ago

East cork

Too complicated for me... My head would bust

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By *layfullsamMan
3 weeks ago

Solihull

Pizza will stay warm for 30 seconds while I have sex

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Atlantis

Depends on the pizza and the person.

I’m going with pizza unless it’s Joe Beans. In that case, sex. But then he can go out to get pizza afterwards

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By *a LunaWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

How energetic is the sex? Because it is a lazy Sunday after all and I can’t be bothered to shag fast and furiously.

But then how hard is the crust on the pizza? Because not a fan of thin crusts as they demolish teeth.

Decisions decisions!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

"If you get her on all fours you have somewhere to put the pizza !

Hmmmm

I could just as easily put a pizza on a man’s back….

What topping you gong for ?"

Just “topping” is enough 😜

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Depends on the pizza and the person.

I’m going with pizza unless it’s Joe Beans. In that case, sex. But then he can go out to get pizza afterwards "

*Sigh* we can't get it delivered? 🙄😂

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
3 weeks ago

N. Wales

"They're both the same. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good 😏"

Even the next morning, sometimes!

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By *irwanksalot69Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Tricky one...

How good's the pizza and how bad's the sex?

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By *reative-mindMan
3 weeks ago

Exeter

I'm allergic to cheese and most pizza I can eat are awful so hot, passionate sex with someone would be my choice.

It's needs to be that sort of sex when your ripping each other's cloths off, knocking furniture over and you bearly make it to the bedroom sort of sex please.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Stockport

What's the topping on the pizza , I'm not turning down sex for a margarita !

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Ooh yeah didn’t have to think about it too hard, I’ll take the pizza.

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Depends on the pizza and the person.

I’m going with pizza unless it’s Joe Beans. In that case, sex. But then he can go out to get pizza afterwards

*Sigh* we can't get it delivered? 🙄😂"

I’m not paying a delivery charge when we both drive

ham and pineapple 😘

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By *ddie1966Man
3 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Pizza will come with a large portion of salami......

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By *IERCEDCOCK71Man
3 weeks ago

BASINGSTOKE

have to be sex as dont eat pizza

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Depends on the pizza and the person.

I’m going with pizza unless it’s Joe Beans. In that case, sex. But then he can go out to get pizza afterwards

*Sigh* we can't get it delivered? 🙄😂

I’m not paying a delivery charge when we both drive

ham and pineapple 😘 "

Dear God, she's made the experience worse... 🤨

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"They're both the same. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good 😏

Even the next morning, sometimes!"

They know!

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *oughmanMan
3 weeks ago

Sunderland

Pizza. I'm not getting sex anyway. I might as well get the thing I can have. 😆

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Atlantis

"Depends on the pizza and the person.

I’m going with pizza unless it’s Joe Beans. In that case, sex. But then he can go out to get pizza afterwards

*Sigh* we can't get it delivered? 🙄😂

I’m not paying a delivery charge when we both drive

ham and pineapple 😘

Dear God, she's made the experience worse... 🤨"

I’ll be honest, sex with me is rarely a positive experience but at least there’s pizza

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By *RWoodyCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

If both options are chosen does the pizza need to be shared with the person I've had sex with?

I think 2 pizzas should be ordered.

With garlic bread.

And dip.

That'll do just nicely thank you.

J x

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Depends on the pizza and the person.

I’m going with pizza unless it’s Joe Beans. In that case, sex. But then he can go out to get pizza afterwards

*Sigh* we can't get it delivered? 🙄😂

I’m not paying a delivery charge when we both drive

ham and pineapple 😘

Dear God, she's made the experience worse... 🤨

I’ll be honest, sex with me is rarely a positive experience but at least there’s pizza "

I was gonna say, this sex better be mind-blowing for what you're putting me through after!

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

meh

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By *rT25Man
3 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Sex!

But being realistic I'll settle for pizza🍕😀

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
3 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Pizza, because if you leave it to cool to a respectable 37c you could fold it like a calzone and fuck it. It would be a better experience than my second Fab meet.

*I would go in bareback for that realistic skin on skin experience.

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By *ustAnotherMan
3 weeks ago

Mids

Sex, but let me roast dinner go down first

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By *w1styWoman
3 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

pizza first then sex got to get energy first haha xx

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

"Funny enough I'm actually in the process of making pizza if anyone wants a slice?

Please "

Open wide

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
3 weeks ago

London

Whats about a threesome..........MPP here

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

Sex

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

Pizza

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By *WANDTGCouple
3 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Sex every time

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By *exicansCouple
3 weeks ago

wexford

Sex

Mrs

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By *rX2024123Man
3 weeks ago

Rotherfield

"How energetic is the sex? Because it is a lazy Sunday after all and I can’t be bothered to shag fast and furiously.

But then how hard is the crust on the pizza? Because not a fan of thin crusts as they demolish teeth.

Decisions decisions!"

Cold pizza is ok, have that long slow session first

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By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London

Pizza please 🍕

I’m all sexed out at the moment.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
3 weeks ago

The Lake District

"would you rather have sex or would you rather have pizza?"

Well i know what my answer would be but this could explain why im fat,too much pizza and not enough sex,not my choice though

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

Depends who I'm proposed to have sex with, if it's Anne widdecombe, mines is a chicken pizza 🍕

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By *lmost TouchingMan
3 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

I can do without pizza

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Right now Pizza

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By *heekyguy_hertsMan
3 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Can I get a stuffed crust?!

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By *iss KinkWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Pizza

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By *ergus1622Man
3 weeks ago

Dundee

"If you get her on all fours you have somewhere to put the pizza !

Hmmmm

I could just as easily put a pizza on a man’s back…. "

Love some good toppings

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