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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Have had a few messages recently where the guy seems to be fixated on the fact that I've mentioned I can squirt in my profile.. Only one guys ever made me do it and its not something I'm bothered about repeating at every meet. Am I alone in being put off by these types of messages??

I just have visions of them seeing it as some kind of challenge and just trying and trying. One actually said he only messaged me as he knows a guarantee way to make it happen (which when he told me I thought no chance that would work for me) lol.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a badge of honour/bragging rights. They'll have seen it (faked) on a porn film or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guarantee to make any woman squirt!!

I have both waterpistols and canned cream in my boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guarantee to make any woman squirt!!

I have both waterpistols and canned cream in my boot! "

AlwAys prepared Obi

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I've experienced that warm sensation flooding over my hand and over my stomach. It's ok - but it buggers the bed unless you have taken precautions (towels or a waterproof undersheet).

I'm still unconvinced that it just isn't pee...not the quantities I've experienced, that is.

Meeting people for sex isn't just about one thing - it's about the whole experience of simply pleasing your partner and having fun in the meantime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nurses outfit made me squirt what does it matter who squirts and who dont, as long as everyone gets their rocks off who cares.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

sometimes the way it is sought on here, makes it akin to a circus act

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"sometimes the way it is sought on here, makes it akin to a circus act"

Yes!! This is exactly it! Fair enough if its something you wish to explore together (as the guy I met who made me do it discussed we'd like to give it a try) then brilliant but as a reason in a first message? And the main reason they messaged in the first place?

It's definitely seen as some sort of challenge x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I guarantee to make any woman squirt!!

I have both waterpistols and canned cream in my boot! "

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If you've experienced a woman who squirts, then you understand it

If you are a guy who never has, then it becomes like a holy grail or something

But I would never intentionally set out to seek a woman who does as its all about the whole package - the whole body - the whole experience.

But if a woman does, then great, if not then great too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also often found the easiest way to make a woman squirt is to place a big, fat, cream filled Krispy Kreme donut (other donuts are available but quite frankly don't bother!) in her crotch and then squeeze her thighs together quickly!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I've also often found the easiest way to make a woman squirt is to place a big, fat, cream filled Krispy Kreme donut (other donuts are available but quite frankly don't bother!) in her crotch and then squeeze her thighs together quickly! "
Obi - with that image in mind I feel traumatised and demand compensation for the personal therapy I shall require ...

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I've also often found the easiest way to make a woman squirt is to place a big, fat, cream filled Krispy Kreme donut (other donuts are available but quite frankly don't bother!) in her crotch and then squeeze her thighs together quickly! "

I'm not wasting my lemon meringue doughnut ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've also often found the easiest way to make a woman squirt is to place a big, fat, cream filled Krispy Kreme donut (other donuts are available but quite frankly don't bother!) in her crotch and then squeeze her thighs together quickly! "

Is it weird that I want to try that?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?"

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree that if you don't want to draw attention to it then don't mention it, as at the time of putting it on there, it must have been seen as a positive selling point, as why write it.

I don't squirt, I don't want to, I won't play with any guy who tries to make me. I have my _iews on what causes it, and it irritates me that men seem to think it signifies great sexual technique, which signifies the exact opposite to me. So if guys message saying it to me I'd just delete the message.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its a fucking pain to clear up when someone decides to squirt on the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met a man once who said on his profile he could make women squirt.

i had to tell him to stop because he was hurting me and i didnt enjoy it at all.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I agree that if you don't want to draw attention to it then don't mention it, as at the time of putting it on there, it must have been seen as a positive selling point, as why write it.

I don't squirt, I don't want to, I won't play with any guy who tries to make me. I have my _iews on what causes it, and it irritates me that men seem to think it signifies great sexual technique, which signifies the exact opposite to me. So if guys message saying it to me I'd just delete the message. "

I have removed it now. Tbh when I first joined I had only just done it the once. Always thought it was a myth/pee lol. Didn't really think about it, been on here about 8 months now and only this last few weeks I've been getting messages focused on it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x "

good stuff...anyway geez a lick!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x

good stuff...anyway geez a lick! "

Only if you promise to make me squirt. Hahahha!! Joke! Lick away... Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x

good stuff...anyway geez a lick!

Only if you promise to make me squirt. Hahahha!! Joke! Lick away... Xx "

i have super fingering skills apparently lol..wont promise..but its highly likely lol xxx

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x

good stuff...anyway geez a lick!

Only if you promise to make me squirt. Hahahha!! Joke! Lick away... Xx

i have super fingering skills apparently lol..wont promise..but its highly likely lol xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x

good stuff...anyway geez a lick!

Only if you promise to make me squirt. Hahahha!! Joke! Lick away... Xx

i have super fingering skills apparently lol..wont promise..but its highly likely lol xxx"

If it doesn't work Paddy - try my 'donut technique' - works everytime and I believe there may be Krispy Kremes lying around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guarantee to make any woman squirt!!

I have both waterpistols and canned cream in my boot! "

Is that why you nearly had an accident when you saw the blonde and DB7 yesterday Obi?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I dont know why people essentially put anything on their profile that says anything sexually boasty , while its not exactly a boast to say u squirt..it is attention drawing lol..maybe u could delete it if it ends up annoying ya?

D'ya know what paddy? I'm gonna do exactly that. It's been on there since I joined but only recently it's become an issue. Weird. But yes deleting it seems like its gonna be the way forward x

good stuff...anyway geez a lick!

Only if you promise to make me squirt. Hahahha!! Joke! Lick away... Xx

i have super fingering skills apparently lol..wont promise..but its highly likely lol xxx

If it doesn't work Paddy - try my 'donut technique' - works everytime and I believe there may be Krispy Kremes lying around! "

There were 3, now there are 2, the orange gloss cream one was goooood!! Next up.. Millionaires shortbread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have had a few messages recently where the guy seems to be fixated on the fact that I've mentioned I can squirt in my profile.. Only one guys ever made me do it and its not something I'm bothered about repeating at every meet. Am I alone in being put off by these types of messages??

I just have visions of them seeing it as some kind of challenge and just trying and trying. One actually said he only messaged me as he knows a guarantee way to make it happen (which when he told me I thought no chance that would work for me) lol.

Xx "

I would delete it. Yes I do squirt but I do not advertise the fact. Too many men seem more obsessed about making woman squirt than making them orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree that if you don't want to draw attention to it then don't mention it, as at the time of putting it on there, it must have been seen as a positive selling point, as why write it.

I don't squirt, I don't want to, I won't play with any guy who tries to make me. I have my _iews on what causes it, and it irritates me that men seem to think it

signifies great sexual technique, which signifies the exact opposite to me. So if guys message saying it to me I'd just delete the message.

I have removed it now. Tbh when I first joined I had only just done it the once. Always thought it was a myth/pee lol. Didn't really think about it, been on here about 8 months now and only this last few weeks I've been getting messages focused on it. X "

Some guys have seen the threads saying how great it is, have read the profiles saying how woman can squirt 10 miles in the air, that kind of thing and they're just trying their luck trying to make out they are talented lovers because they believe this is what women want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess a few guys are just fatasists that say what THEY think a woman wants to hear! Quite sad really!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I squirted green tea down my nose the other day at work when a colleague applied perfume and the girl behind her asked "Did you just squirt?"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I squirted green tea down my nose the other day at work when a colleague applied perfume and the girl behind her asked "Did you just squirt?" "

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

From what we've seen @ partys + Clubs:it's deffinately an obsession + challenge for some guys.i prefer cock skills over their'great fingerskills'.........whenever i read on a profile:...can make any woman squirt/gush.....fantastic fingerskills,satisfaction garanteed well,not for me because i know how that play will go

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it to anyone but never tried and pretty much sure I wouldnt want to either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never done it to anyone but never tried and pretty much sure I wouldnt want to either. "

You don't know what you are missing out on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess a few guys are just fatasists that say what THEY think a woman wants to hear! Quite sad really!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never focused solely on makin a girl squirt in bed but I seem to be able to get them doing it in no time .my last 3 partners have all been squirters and had never achieved it untill playing with me, buy gods honest truth iv never set out for that purpose, just seems to happen

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