FabSwingers.com forum: What do you wish you could do?

By *elix Sighted OP Man
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A trivial thing? A huge thing? Something meaningful for you or others?

I wish I could do those loud whistles using two fingers in my mouth. Silly, but I just want it. Any tips?! (And try to resist the temptation to make jokes about putting your tip in my mouth haha).

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By *nesCouple
6 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Retire

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke

Get a shine on my kitchen work top

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Go on holiday now

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do accents. I'd have no end of fun messing about with this

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By *opeyXWoman
6 weeks ago

Dundee

Teleport whenever instead of travelling. I find it exhausting. Somewhere hot and sunny would be good this January!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Speak another language fluently

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 weeks ago

Newport

Gerard butler

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By *ellinever70Woman
6 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Run 5k continuously

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Speak another language fluently "

Oo yes, this one for me too. I think I’d go for Italian, but Spanish or french would probably be more useful internationally.

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By *esthetic21Man
6 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Fly

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

live in a warmer climate,, i cant do cold anymore

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By *icecouple561Couple
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6 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Speak another language fluently

Oo yes, this one for me too. I think I’d go for Italian, but Spanish or french would probably be more useful internationally."

I'd go for French because I have a good grounding in that but Spanish and Japanese would be far more useful to me.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
6 weeks ago

your head

Fly. It would be amazing.

Realistically, I wish I could get better communication with my Drs surgery instead of feeling like I have to perform witchcraft and sacrifice the soul of my first born just to get some answers.

Probably got more chance of sprouting wings.

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Get a shine on my kitchen work top

That's easy depending upon the type Google is your friend

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By *ucka39Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

Id be happy if I could fly

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Read people's minds

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

South Wales

Move to the West Coast of Wales and live on a small holding, with enough land to walk my dogs off lead, peacefully and happily.

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By *elly and daveCouple
6 weeks ago

gateshead

"Read people's minds

I knew you were gonna say that

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

I'd like to be able to play a musical instrument.

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By *obajxMan
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

Be really bendy so I could suck my own .... toes

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By *rispyDuckMan
6 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Win the bloody lottery

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By *midnight-Woman
6 weeks ago

...

Crochet

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By *r CuddleMan
6 weeks ago

Oxford

To reach out and care again....

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By *enisorousMan
6 weeks ago

sunderland

Stop people beginning a sentence with " so "..makes me want to poke them in the eye haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

Walk

Run

Jump

Play football with my daughter

Be independent

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By *sWyldWoman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Wink. I genuinely can't

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By *ickedtiesWoman
6 weeks ago

limerick

Go somewhere hot and fun

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By *educing_EmCouple
6 weeks ago

Tipperary

Drive

Stop working

Win the lotto

Take the family on a sun holiday without the stress....

There's loads Felix

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By *unthum62Man
6 weeks ago

Benidorm

Well I did the language, the warm country, space to walk dogs off the lead, a tenner on the lottery, looks like it might have to be the bendy thing then.

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By *moothdickMan
6 weeks ago

stoke

Touch my right elbow with my right hand

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By *ocal Bi Guy For FunMan
6 weeks ago

Fife (KDY)

Have the opportunity to say sorry for all my failures to someone who died before I got the chance to try and put things right

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By *layfullsamMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull

A hot lady on fab

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Wish I could have a conversation with a woman without cuming in my boxers uncontrollably and quite violently.

The mr

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By *oodo222Man
6 weeks ago

WIGAN

"Run 5k continuously "

If you ran 5k continuosly would you ever stop ?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Fly

Sing like Aretha Franklin

Work full time and come off UC

Experience multiple orgasms

Go to Madeira

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

Get up from the floor would be good.

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By *orbidden eastMan
6 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Have the power of telepathy

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By *heshireman50Man
6 weeks ago

Chester

Attract women haha.. Or men for that matter

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By *ot so needyMan
6 weeks ago

Galway

Go on holiday with someone nice💜

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By *ot so needyMan
6 weeks ago

Galway

"Go on holiday with someone nice💜"

Wickedties are you going to come with me.🤭

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By *ickedtiesWoman
6 weeks ago

limerick

"Go on holiday with someone nice💜

Wickedties are you going to come with me.🤭"

🤣🤣 why not

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By *ot so needyMan
6 weeks ago

Galway

"Go on holiday with someone nice💜

Wickedties are you going to come with me.🤭

🤣🤣 why not "
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very enthusiastic🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Stick to and remember a routine. Bloody ADHD. 😆

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
6 weeks ago

Durham

Have an empty laundry basket

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By *he Happy ManMan
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

Carol Vorderman.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Be a bitch sometimes...

Just sometimes 😇

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

turn back time... ⌛️🥺

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By *emidemiWoman
6 weeks ago

basingstoke

Ride a bike

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By *ickedtiesWoman
6 weeks ago

limerick

"Go on holiday with someone nice💜

Wickedties are you going to come with me.🤭

🤣🤣 why not .

very enthusiastic🤣🤣🤣 "

🤣 💜

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Play a musical instrument well. The piano in particular.

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By *loomy GirlWoman
6 weeks ago

leicester

Play different instruments

Crochet

Dance

Sing

Speak as many languages as I want

Retire

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By *ripfillMan
6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Hold my breath for over 7 minutes…

It’s useful honest ! It has lots of applications

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
6 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Fly

Sing like Aretha Franklin

Work full time and come off UC

Experience multiple orgasms

Go to Madeira "

I can help you with three of those miss G.

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By *B69Woman
6 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’d love to be able to sing

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By *nglishinthevalleyMan
6 weeks ago

Swansea

Scratch my back as if it's someone else doing it

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Swim and ride a bike are the two things I'm a bit embarrassed to say I can't do that I wish I could.

In terms of a more enriching life, be a Messi level footballer and having the wage that comes with it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad."

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦"

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭"

Perhaps a dictionary as your next read? 🤣

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

I want to be able to suck a cock really well.

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭

Perhaps a dictionary as your next read? 🤣"

Starting immediately.

- a. Indefinite article.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭"

Pedantic is my middle name

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

^^^Wrong emoji

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭

Pedantic is my middle name

Mine too. I was genuinely aggrieved by the typo.

😩

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭

Pedantic is my middle name

Mine too. I was genuinely aggrieved by the typo.

😩

There, their. Have a hug 🫂

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By *ensual DesiresMan
6 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

"A trivial thing? A huge thing? Something meaningful for you or others?

I wish I could do those loud whistles using two fingers in my mouth. Silly, but I just want it. Any tips?! (And try to resist the temptation to make jokes about putting your tip in my mouth haha)."

Be attractive to women

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭

Pedantic is my middle name

Mine too. I was genuinely aggrieved by the typo.

😩

There, their. Have a hug 🫂"

Thank you. Your swell.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
6 weeks ago

North West

"Speak Spanish, play the piano, put a jumper on over a shirt comfortably first time, every time.

Oh, and more achievable , read more again. I used to read a lot and barley pick a book up anymore and that makes me sad.

Barley? Fruit & barley? 💦

I almost posted a correction, but didn't think anyone would be *that* pedantic!

😭

Pedantic is my middle name

Mine too. I was genuinely aggrieved by the typo.

😩

There, their. Have a hug 🫂

Thank you. Your swell."

The swelling is normal. It'll go down in 2-4 weeks

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By * and M lookingCouple
6 weeks ago

Worcester

I wish I could rid the world of social media and reality TV

There is nothing "real" about either

Mr.

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By *avecooper69Man
6 weeks ago

Benfleet

Amen

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By *ust JuicyWoman
6 weeks ago

east london

Play the saxophone or be in a rship with someone does

Time travel - once to change a life decision and the other to say sorry to someone

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By *uzzieboyMan
5 weeks ago

taunton

"Go on holiday now "

Yh right now would be amazing

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By *ercury oneMan
5 weeks ago

Chippenham

Autofellatio.

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By *orny salesmanMan
5 weeks ago

Preston

I wish I could get my missus into swinging

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By *haiababeWoman
5 weeks ago

North devon

Sleep in on the weekend. Especially when i dont have my kids.

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By *uzzieboyMan
5 weeks ago

taunton

"Sleep in on the weekend. Especially when i dont have my kids. "

❤️

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By *uzzieboyMan
5 weeks ago

taunton

Get on a plane and go home to see family right now

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By *ewellerMan
5 weeks ago

near

I wish I could discover a simple solution to keep black cars clean my weekends would be so much longer

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By *orny salesmanMan
5 weeks ago

Preston

"I wish I could discover a simple solution to keep black cars clean my weekends would be so much longer "

Easy part exchange for another colour

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By *uzzieboyMan
5 weeks ago

taunton

"I wish I could discover a simple solution to keep black cars clean my weekends would be so much longer "

6 stage clean and ceramic coat at the end did mine when I first got it

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By *egasus NobMan
5 weeks ago

Wandsworth

Know how to make millions of pound

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Not be in constant pain.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
5 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Teleport would be my no 1

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By *orthern StarsCouple
5 weeks ago

Durham

Have a career change to a job where I'm making a difference to people's lives, or helping people in some way. Number crunching just isn't rewarding.

Ruby

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By *uriousscouserWoman
5 weeks ago

Wirral

Find a natural genius for something. Anything. Just something that takes no effort where I realise that I've appeared to be a fool all my life but actually it's only that nobody has recognised my truly exceptional ability in that one specific area.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Win the lottery 🤣

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
5 weeks ago

N. Wales

Not have social anxiety.

OP, I can't do that either. Heck, I can't even whistle! No wonder the ladies don't want me. 🙄🤣

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
5 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Win the lottery 🤣"

And leave the UK

For sunnier climes

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By *ozzybear1981Man
5 weeks ago

preston

"A trivial thing? A huge thing? Something meaningful for you or others?

I wish I could do those loud whistles using two fingers in my mouth. Silly, but I just want it. Any tips?! (And try to resist the temptation to make jokes about putting your tip in my mouth haha)."

I wish that I could just whistle

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By *nnCeeWoman
5 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Teleport whenever instead of travelling. I find it exhausting. Somewhere hot and sunny would be good this January! "

Definitely this!! Especially when some of my friends don't live that close. It would be very helpful indeed!!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

The Continental

I wish I knew more to help my daughter more than I do, and without the need for endless waiting lists for assistance.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Teleport and time travel and be invisible. The possibilities would be endless

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By *ggdrasil66Man
5 weeks ago

Saltdean

Have an endless supply of money, yeah that would do for me!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 weeks ago

pink panther territory

I wish I could drive,its my only regret

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I wish I could cum from a BlowJob!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

The Continental

"I wish I could drive,its my only regret "

You’re not missing much.

Endless expense, overcrowded roads, and not the pleasure it once was.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Telekinesis

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By *ee642024Woman
5 weeks ago

Crook

do more to help homeless people.

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By *astpoetMan
5 weeks ago

where the world takes me

Make money without working

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By *illy IdolMan
5 weeks ago

Midlands

I wish I could be more mindful of whose around me. My child caught me throwing her drawings in the bin, and now I feel like a terrible father. They were shit, but it was still very callous of me😔

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"I wish I could be more mindful of whose around me. My child caught me throwing her drawings in the bin, and now I feel like a terrible father. They were shit, but it was still very callous of me😔"

I know exactly where your coming from ,I did the same years ago ,I just said Mammy was naughty and that I shouldn't have done it,do t be to hard on yourself

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 weeks ago

pink panther territory

"I wish I could drive,its my only regret

You’re not missing much.

Endless expense, overcrowded roads, and not the pleasure it once was."

Aye maybe your right

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By *mf123Man
5 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont do wishes anymore i see no point living in fairytales where wishes doing anything other that have you yearn for things you will never have i tortured myself with that bullshit of wishes and hopes long enough im not a kid no more best to believe in things within your power to control that 6 foot in front of your face

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Chat shit about nonsense that I don't care about, extroverts are a different breed.

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By *immyboyxxMan
5 weeks ago

london

Grow my hair back

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

Orgasm regularly from sex.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
5 weeks ago

Ipswich

To play the piano

Got one of them apps

Yes and I’m still crap

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Have crazy sex with no rules

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By *lickingFingersMan
5 weeks ago

Wilts

Find somebody to verify me

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By *inkShyWoman
5 weeks ago

near Windsor

"A trivial thing? A huge thing? Something meaningful for you or others?

I wish I could do those loud whistles using two fingers in my mouth. Silly, but I just want it. Any tips?! (And try to resist the temptation to make jokes about putting your tip in my mouth haha)."

On a very bored day at work, I learned this using WikiHow 😂 Give it a bash!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"A trivial thing? A huge thing? Something meaningful for you or others?

I wish I could do those loud whistles using two fingers in my mouth. Silly, but I just want it. Any tips?! (And try to resist the temptation to make jokes about putting your tip in my mouth haha).

On a very bored day at work, I learned this using WikiHow 😂 Give it a bash!"

What do I have to bash? My tongue?

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By *zChiefWoman
5 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

Deffo teleport. The fab curse is real !

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By *ayTVTV/TS
5 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Be a ventriloquist....could cause mayhem!

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By *ussexualMan
5 weeks ago

Brighton

Retire

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