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"Oh my.. where to start "Lick her nipples to begin with... | |||
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"Oh my.. where to start "Nympha Luxuria Invite her out to join me in Playa del Inglés to try and convince her to change her profile likes and dislikes 🤔 | |||
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"Go for a wintery walk in any of the locations in his profile pics "Convince her that new isn’t necessarily scary 😉😂 | |||
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"Go for a wintery walk in any of the locations in his profile pics
Convince her that new isn’t necessarily scary 😉😂"Get him down this end of the country | |||
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"Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room "Bring me a Chinese for dinner 🤔😋 | |||
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"Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room
Bring me a Chinese for dinner 🤔😋"Carry out some explosive chemistry 😉 | |||
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"Ask them for help painting 🖼️ my dining room
Bring me a Chinese for dinner 🤔😋
Carry out some explosive chemistry 😉"Drinks | |||
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"Rub n'duja in his eye "Have a tit wank with those great tits | |||
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"Rub n'duja in his eye
Have a tit wank with those great tits"See how many coat hangers I could hang on his willy | |||
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"Rub n'duja in his eye
Have a tit wank with those great tits
See how many coat hangers I could hang on his willy"Naked subbbuteo. | |||
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"Rub n'duja in his eye
Have a tit wank with those great tits
See how many coat hangers I could hang on his willy"Pull her by hair and suck on her neck | |||
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"^^^Give him a good slap "Have a good play with her boobs! | |||
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"Hair cut ✂️" Pint | |||
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"Hair cut ✂️ Pint" Shots!!!! 🥃 | |||
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"I'm in... You buying? " ,,, 2 pints shandy coming up | |||
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"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers." Take him to the opera. | |||
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"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers. Take him to the opera." Climb on that bed with her | |||
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"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers. Take him to the opera." Get my head between them epic boobs | |||
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"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers. Take him to the opera." Tongue in her hole  | |||
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"Give him some pineapple 🍍 vouchers. Take him to the opera. Tongue in her hole "Give him a pair of gloves - I need a hand in the garden. | |||
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"Watch 'Opera' Winfrey with him. 📺" Take me to one of his posh bars for a beer  | |||
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"Use him as a life buoy as I take a swim in the sea 🏊🏻♀️" Classy meal | |||
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"Use him as a life buoy as I take a swim in the sea 🏊🏻♀️ Classy meal "Ask him if he knows where I can buy a good pit of shoes | |||
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"Blow away the tissue " It’s getting windy here… | |||
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"Back, crack and sack wax With sellotape "So many naughty things 🤣😛 | |||
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"Loads of drink" Turn his pineapple upside down | |||
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"But a coffee and chat about fab experiences" Oh the story’s worth just having the coffee | |||
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"Buy him a beer" Buy him some j-cloths for his clean up operations | |||
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"What ever I could get away with "Probably not a lot 🤣 | |||
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Probably not a lot 🤣"Tie her to the bed, blindfold on and then whatever I want! X | |||
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Probably not a lot 🤣"Why can't your profile be above mine lol what wouldn't I do would be a better question | |||
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"What ever I could get away with
Probably not a lot 🤣
Why can't your profile be above mine lol what wouldn't I do would be a better question "I can be below instead lol | |||
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"Watch her with my mrs "Watch also 👀 | |||
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"Watch her with my mrs
Watch also 👀"Would you not join in | |||
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"Clubing then hrs of fun after" Mmmmm yes please xx | |||
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"Find out where they get there nice boots from. Lol" Online, I have a red pair arriving today xx | |||
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"Out for drinks and a giggle" Suck her clit until she cums on my face | |||
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"With the Shivs that was X" Awwww ! lol | |||
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"With the Shivs that was X Awwww ! lol " Tie him up…. Then nick his mirrors 🤣 | |||
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"With the Shivs that was X Awwww ! lol Tie him up…. Then nick his mirrors 🤣" Bend her over the kitchen worktop, lift her dress, knickers to the side and fuck her fast and deep as she clings on for dear life | |||
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"With the Shivs that was X Awwww ! lol Tie him up…. Then nick his mirrors 🤣" Share that bed that you’re posing on, the duvet looks cosy. | |||
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"With the Shivs that was X Awwww ! lol Tie him up…. Then nick his mirrors 🤣 Share that bed that you’re posing on, the duvet looks cosy." Put a spoon on a crayon like a see-saw. And with a box of Maltesers next to me, load them into the spoon one by one. Smash down on the spoon and catapult them high into the air where he will be sat on a wheely office chair. Naked of course, except for a spangly glittery thong. His whole body will be covered in sellotape and he will be bound to the chair. His legs would be free to power and steer the chair, trying to catch the Maltesers in his mouth. For every successful catch, Beethoven's 1812 overture will sound out loud. If he manages to catch more than 5 he will be spared. If he manages 5 he will be given a melted Malteser enema by a lovely lady I know on here with a little bit of a medical background (codename Fritzel). Or something like that. | |||
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"With the Shivs that was X Awwww ! lol Tie him up…. Then nick his mirrors 🤣 Share that bed that you’re posing on, the duvet looks cosy." Thank you that’s incredibly helpful! And worthy of great thought ! | |||
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" Thank you that’s incredibly helpful! And worthy of great thought ! "I'd let him be astounded by my quite reasonably sized boobs | |||
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina "We’re going to a comicon | |||
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina
We’re going to a comicon "Motor boat | |||
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina
We’re going to a comicon
Motor boat"Teach him how to rotate a picture. | |||
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina
We’re going to a comicon
Motor boat
Teach him how to rotate a picture.
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina
We’re going to a comicon
Motor boat
Teach him how to rotate a picture.
Kiss 💋 "Skinny dip x | |||
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina
We’re going to a comicon
Motor boat
Teach him how to rotate a picture.
Kiss 💋 "Will show you later. Too explicit to mention here | |||
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"Sun tanning it is... not sure about the weather. Lina
We’re going to a comicon
Motor boat
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Kiss 💋
Skinny dip x"Swimming lessons | |||
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"Help him spray a load on all those lovely tits in his pics!" Give him a massage | |||
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"Help him spray a load on all those lovely tits in his pics! Give him a massage" Supply the oil | |||
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"Firm hand shake and a pint while piercing the ladies" Buy a round of drinks, maybe | |||
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"Pizza" Naked snuggle watching an old comedy film | |||
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"Pizza" Add pineapple and take a slice | |||
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"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm" Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣 | |||
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"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣" Get the gin out and have a natter | |||
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"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣" Share a bath with | |||
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"Join forces and find a word. An for mfm Give him a dictionary- full of words 🤣" send you a better message after I've leant how to spell with the dictionary | |||
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"Do tell "Nothing because you aren't looking for single guys.🤷♂️ | |||
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"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white " Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains | |||
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"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains "play a game of darts 🎯 | |||
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"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains
play a game of darts 🎯"Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains
play a game of darts 🎯
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😂😂😂😂😂"Tease, then fuck off home and watch Deal or No Deal. | |||
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"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains
play a game of darts 🎯
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😂😂😂😂😂"Invite her to sit on my lap | |||
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"Ask for tips on how he keeps his whites so white Fuck her bum and wipe my cock on her curtains
play a game of darts 🎯
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😂😂😂😂😂"have her and the other half round | |||
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"Drinks" Foot massage | |||
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"Drinks" Meal, snog, rub down in a bath of baby oil | |||
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"Drinks Meal, snog, rub down in a bath of baby oil "Lead him in by his tie, whilst he tries to escape | |||
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"High five "Ahem....wheres my cuppa... | |||
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Ahem....wheres my cuppa... "Of course, but as per the pampering thread I’ve got you some doilies for the saucer | |||
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"High five
Ahem....wheres my cuppa...
Of course, but as per the pampering thread I’ve got you some doilies for the saucer "Get fluffed by looking at a few ladies from the forum, then whilst 3/4 erect continually cock knock his motorbike helmet until the visor fell off. | |||
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"High five
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Of course, but as per the pampering thread I’ve got you some doilies for the saucer
Get fluffed by looking at a few ladies from the forum, then whilst 3/4 erect continually cock knock his motorbike helmet until the visor fell off."Buy him a pint (of vodka) Release him 6 years later, dazed and confused. | |||
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