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are women an engima or what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago

doesnt read my message, i don't message back as i don't want to pester her as i know women don't like pushy guys and she complains later and wonders if im interested. baffling 😂😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West

You'll have better luck trying to decipher the Ancient Minoan language

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
18 weeks ago

Londontown

Welcome to the twilight zone

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
18 weeks ago

Reading

Yes you have to show the exact right amount of interest which is different for all women. Good luck.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West


"Yes you have to show the exact right amount of interest which is different for all women. Good luck. "

Truly an engima 😂

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
18 weeks ago

Swansea


"Yes you have to show the exact right amount of interest which is different for all women - and varies depending on (and this is by no means an exhaustive list) the weather, the time of day, the quantity of chocolate consumed in the last hour, the colour of the carpet in the room, the bank of England base rate and the phase of the moon. Good luck. "

Fixed that for you

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By *midnight-Woman
18 weeks ago

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"Yes you have to show the exact right amount of interest which is different for all women. Good luck. "

At the right time too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?! "

Get some Jesus in your life? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

Get some Jesus in your life? 🤔"

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By *a1970Man
18 weeks ago

East cork

Never give up

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

Get some Jesus in your life? 🤔

"

Sorry. Too many free all inclusive cocktails. 😇😇

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?! "

What can I do? Well I can cry in a corner Bella.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?! "

Go gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"

Sorry. Too many free all inclusive cocktails. 😇😇"

Now that's just bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

Go gay."

You'd be wise to do so on here

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

What can I do? Well I can cry wank in a corner Bella. "

knock yourself out

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
18 weeks ago

Bristol


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

What can I do? Well I can cry wank in a corner Bella.

knock yourself out "

😳🤣 did I interrupt something?

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Wait for the eclipse

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
18 weeks ago

Merseyside


"You'll have better luck trying to decipher the Ancient Minoan language "

🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"

What can you do?!

What can I do? Well I can cry wank in a corner Bella.

knock yourself out

😳🤣 did I interrupt something? "

Don't look at me, he's the one mentioning cry wanking 🤷‍♀️

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Sorry. Too many free all inclusive cocktails. 😇😇

Now that's just bragging "

Yep. 😇😇😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

An Enigma as in a cryptography machine with nearly 159 quintillion different combinations?

… yes can see that totally.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West


"

What can you do?!

What can I do? Well I can cry wank in a corner Bella.

knock yourself out

😳🤣 did I interrupt something?

Don't look at me, he's the one mentioning cry wanking 🤷‍♀️ "

This is misrepresentation 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"

This is misrepresentation 😂"

You snooze, you lose, sorry 😘

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?! "

why so difficult 😕

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

why so difficult 😕 "

Hormones 🤷‍♀️

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West


"

This is misrepresentation 😂

You snooze, you lose, sorry 😘"

Right, well off to have a wank to feel better about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

why so difficult 😕

Hormones 🤷‍♀️"

Don't men have hormones

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"

This is misrepresentation 😂

You snooze, you lose, sorry 😘

Right, well off to have a wank to feel better about myself "

Just call me Mystic Meg 🔮

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

why so difficult 😕

Hormones 🤷‍♀️

Don't men have hormones "

Not crazy arse ones like we have. They make us a bit gaga

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Honestly, you can't win.

We want compliments but we don't want a cringe fest.

We want you to show interest but we don't want to be pestered.

We don't want men but we want penis.

What can you do?!

why so difficult 😕

Hormones 🤷‍♀️

Don't men have hormones

Not crazy arse ones like we have. They make us a bit gaga "

Hmmm have you tried viewing your pics when you're full of testosterone

Gaga doesn't cut it.

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
18 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

They are not.

They just keep us thinking they are for the fun of it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

East Sussex

Some women like to keep men guessing. Some men like women to be like this.

Most men and women like to be straightforward with each other.

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By *ampireLoveMan
18 weeks ago

Essex

Simply… no

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