FabSwingers.com forum: Why does James Bond not take a dump?

By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

Just watching a James Bond film.

Can anyone explain why in all them films he never goes for a crap?

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By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby

His codename isn't 002

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By *oopy FroodMan
14 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

It's not very cinematic

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By *inxy777Woman
14 weeks ago

essex

"His codename isn't 002"
😂😂

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By *ildmanYorksMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

He's got one of Q's special devices up his arse which vapourises shit!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂 There’s a glaring omission in virtually all films regarding the characters’ defecatory habits.

I vote that in the name of realism, Hollywood needs to depict more shitting 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Came for the punchline,was disappointed

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By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield

"His codename isn't 002"

👏👏👏

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By *allGuy1000Man
14 weeks ago

Reading

He’s too busy shagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

It would be more realistic if he had IBS.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
14 weeks ago

Hatfield

Simples … they haven’t built the toilet that can handle the job

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The Dr No why

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By *ags73Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Defecation to Queen and Country

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By *eoBloomsMan
14 weeks ago

Springfield

I thought he did the Odd Job ?

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By *inxy777Woman
14 weeks ago

essex

Was waiting on a gold finger!🤷‍♀️😂

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By *ags73Man
14 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Was waiting on a gold finger!🤷‍♀️😂"

😆

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

He does. Only when shaken, not stirred.

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By *abluesbabyMan
14 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

In Ian Fleming's novels Bond often puts a little copper mark inside the cistern of his room's toilet or the place he has under surveillance so he can see if anyone has flushed it, hence he knows someone has been there. Safe to say that little trick likely works better on the page than the silver screen!

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