FabSwingers.com forum: What is your bedtime routine?

By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
3 weeks ago

Ends

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Sit on the sofa watching TV, decide I should go to bed, brush my teeth, watch YouTube videos until 1am, wake up shattered swearing I'll go to bed earlier

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

Go to bed

****Lie there

Fidget

Sleep

Wake up after an hour

repeat ****

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By *oopy FroodMan
3 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Get naked

Shower

Lay down

Wank

Fall asleep

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By *punk n gushCouple
3 weeks ago

deal

"Go to bed

****Lie there

Fidget

Sleep

Wake up after an hour

repeat ****

Excatly same here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I climb into bed, lay on my back and commence snoring.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

Toilet

Teeth

Meds

Maybe some sexy time

*Branching of survey*

If sexy time happened - more toilet

If not, straight to the next step...

...Which is incessant tossing and turning until either I pass out with exhaustion or the neuropathic pain subsides. When it's more the former, I'll spend time trying to distract myself by mindlessly scrolling online, including on here.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Toilet

Teeth

Hrt

Bed

Snore

Wake up at stupid o’clock

Try to get back to sleep

Still wake up at stupid o’clock

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Bribe dog for twenty minutes usually

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
3 weeks ago

Ends

Anyone do their face

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By *adbod1973Man
3 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Go to bed

****Lie there

Fidget

Sleep

Wake up after an hour

repeat ****

This 100% me . Could lie for hours and still not sleep

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Feel tired on the sofa

Let dogs out for last pee

Give dogs their goodnight biscuit

Bathroom

Bed

Watch hoof gp/ pimple/ food challenge videos on YouTube

Be annoyed hubby is sleeping because I can't fall asleep

Come on fab for a nosy

Drop phone on face

Go to sleep

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

"Anyone do their face"

Like wash their face? When I shower in the evening, I tend to use a facial scrub and then use cream and that stays on overnight until I wash my face in the morning

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Teeth

Toilet

Watch a film

Fall asleep on my back whilst watching said film

Wake myself up snoring

Toilet

Check fab

Roll on my side

Back to sleep till morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

"Anyone do their face"

No, it's usually someone doing my face for me

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By *idssissyTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Usually up till midnight to do wordle, quordle and couple of other puzzles

Bathroom

Bed and try and sleep, usually toss and turn

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I'm a pro at sleeping.

Lay in bed

Put rain sounds on

4-5 hours

Wake up well rested

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

"Anyone do their face"
No but I do others, Mrs x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Come up, brush teeth, wash groin hopeful for BJ, go back on phone - fall asleep with phone in hand, say we’ll go to bed earlier tonight, repeat

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Clean face and teeth.

Put jamas on if not already on.

Take medication.

Do a wee.

Put lamp on and browse my phone.

Do another wee.

More browsing.

Another wee.

Lamp off.

Deep breathing.

Another wee.

Close eyes and sleep.

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By *indergirlWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Get ready for bed, get in bed, doom scroll the Internet for hours because i cant sleep, fall asleep while doing so, wake after a couple of hours, toss and turn til my alarm goes off knowing it'll be rinse and repeat the following night

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By *amie HantsWoman
3 weeks ago

Atlantis

Shower, teeth, skincare, pjs, get in bed, read, turn off bedside light, be squawked at by the cat for squishing him leaning over to get the light, scroll TikTok and fab.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Teeth

Skincare

Tik tok

Sleep

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Lie on the sofa scrolling Netflix/Prime for an hour trying to decide what film to watch.

Eventually pick something I've seen a dozen times already.

Watch film.

Realise it's somewhere between 1am and 3am. But still not tired.

Look for something else to watch.

Fall asleep 10 minutes in.

Wake up at 4am-6am and debate actually going to bed.

Nod off again.

Wake up because the couple downstairs have their phone alarms going off and the fuckers keep snoozing them every 5 minutes for an hour.

Get up and make a coffee.

Go for a piss.

Look in the mirror and scream.

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By *im le2Man
3 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Wake up Infront of tv.

Turn it off.

Bathroom for pee and brush teeth.

Strip naked

Get in bed .

Wank

Fall asleep.

Wake up three hours later for another pee.

Try to get back sleep but after 30 mins have another wank them sleep until morning.

Wake up with a morning wood deal with it then get up.

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