FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever eaten…

By *elix Sighted OP Man
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

…something that was never intended for human consumption? Like erasers, dog food, crayons, shoe polish or, worst of all, spar ready meals?

Did anything bad happen?

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

As a child I was known to eat snails or similar slimy things in the garden.

I'd always feel sluggish the next day.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Never fit for human consumption. You mean like that lime pickle in your curry house?

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By *oelMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels

ordered meatballs in Brussels, then realised they were lapin meatballs

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dog food as a kid i really liked it until my dick started going inside out i thought aaaaaah lipstick

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By *ustAnotherMan
26 weeks ago

brumish

I accidentally swallowed a pen full of tipex once

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By *inxy777Woman
26 weeks ago

essex

A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

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but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

Some sort of numisma

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Does cum count?

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By *inxy777Woman
26 weeks ago

essex

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

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go me!!!

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

go me!!!

"
winner winner midgie dinner

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By *inxy777Woman
26 weeks ago

essex

"A few flying insect things, what happened well I nearly died!! Oh and vomited. ( not really that dramatic)!!

but at least you swollowed thats a good sign

go me!!!

winner winner midgie dinner"
hahaha x

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"…something that was never intended for human consumption? Like erasers, dog food, crayons, shoe polish or, worst of all, spar ready meals?

Did anything bad happen?"

Yes to all of the above.

I'm not aware of anything bad happening!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
26 weeks ago

Bristol

I’ve defiantly eaten a Lego brick or two, a few filter tips that have been d*unkenly slipped into a pint

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
26 weeks ago

Merseyside

Are a dog biscuit when younger for a laugh with mates

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By *akingtheplungeMan
26 weeks ago

kent

"Does cum count? "

You're a keeper lol

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By *olin22Man
26 weeks ago

washington

Pedigree chum its lush xxxx. Aaaahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A penny and yes I did pass it

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"A penny and yes I did pass it

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eat a penny poo it out all day long you get to shout

Im the queen of pooing cash come n nibble on my gash

True story

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I used to eat sand on the beach, spadefuls of it

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
26 weeks ago

Bristol

"I used to eat sand on the beach, spadefuls of it"

They do say it gets everywhere

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

I used to eat paint chips off the wall. It was pretty old so it might have had lead in it but not had any prob...yldhruakskfjxjakslfbchsjsd

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By *he Silver FuxMan
26 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water"

What was in the bottle?!

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By *ou only live onceMan
26 weeks ago

London

I once took a huge bite of my sister's "strawberry" lip balm. They lie. Tastes nothing like strawberries.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
26 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

What was in the bottle?! "

It was supposed to be water, it wasn’t. I was in a workshop. Not nice, likely very flammable, almost certainly supposed to have had a warning label, I didn’t die. Will never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

What was in the bottle?!

It was supposed to be water, it wasn’t. I was in a workshop. Not nice, likely very flammable, almost certainly supposed to have had a warning label, I didn’t die. Will never know."

If you burped and lit a lighter you’d be like dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

The jewellery from my piercing

A wasp

Hand cream

I’m still alive.

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By *9 kisses.Man
26 weeks ago

clacton on sea

When I was a kid I eat a garden snail,

My mum saw me with it in my mouth freaked out,

Screaming at me to spit it out which I did,

Also pen lids,

Rubbers on pencils,

Paper on sweet wrappers,

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By *he Silver FuxMan
26 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"As a motorcyclist I’ve eaten quite a variety of insects.

Also dog biscuits, purely out of curiosity

‘Display’ fruit whilst quite, quite inebriated

A variety of fuels whilst sucking for the syphon

Something in a bottle that wasn’t water

What was in the bottle?!

It was supposed to be water, it wasn’t. I was in a workshop. Not nice, likely very flammable, almost certainly supposed to have had a warning label, I didn’t die. Will never know.

If you burped and lit a lighter you’d be like dragon "

Do they run around slapping their faces and shouting “FAACK”?

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By *woguyswantingfunCouple (MM)
26 weeks ago

welshampton

Soap. It was awful!!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall

A brick.

In all fairness I was about 8 years old and obviously didn't eat the whole thing I just nibbled a good sized piece of a corner off it. To this day I have no idea why I did it but it tasted fucking awful.

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By *urry BlokeMan
26 weeks ago

"…something that was never intended for human consumption? Like erasers, dog food, crayons, shoe polish or, worst of all, spar ready meals?

Did anything bad happen?"

I bought some popcorn for dogs last week

Gave that a nibble

Not nice - tasted like popcorn infused with gravy granules

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By *anonfire96Man
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

Used to eat dog biscuits as a kid coz we never had any chocolate ot sweets in the house.

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No but I was juicing a pomegranate recently and pushed it in with a wooden spoon ended up juicing the wood, cracked the juicer and everything tastes a bit woody now

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Does cum count? "

No buts it's quite good at English Literature.

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By *lly69coolMan
26 weeks ago

shanklin

"I accidentally swallowed a pen full of tipex once"

Did it give you an enormous correction?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
26 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

I once ate a pack of crayons.. nothing really bad happened.. though I had rainbow shit for the next few days..😸

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

"I accidentally swallowed a pen full of tipex once

Did it give you an enormous correction?"

👏👏👏

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By *woguyswantingfunCouple (MM)
26 weeks ago

welshampton

That's hilarious BTW! 😂 if I had a reward to give I would!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
26 weeks ago

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I accidentally drank cold chicken stock once when I was little… I thought it was apple juice 🤢

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By *adeiteWoman
26 weeks ago

Stafford

No, but my cousin ate a leaf once. Ended up in hospital shortly after, nearly killed her. Dno wtf leaf it was.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

"ordered meatballs in Brussels, then realised they were lapin meatballs "

What's wrong with that? Rabbit is tasty

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I remember when McDonalds first opened. I went as a kid and had a cheeseburger.

I vomited it within minutes of eating it at the table.

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Dudley

Dog biscuits and dog chocolate always fancied trying whiskers cat milk

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