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By *ruceyy OP   Man
2 weeks ago

London

To talk to women anymore.

Aside from the ones off of fab, they're alright.

So legends of the fora, please, sit with me and let's all hold hands in a circle all scandily clad like the preamble of a Roman orgy.

How do you talk to women here?!

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By *HUSH-Man
2 weeks ago

London

I’m with you dude. 🍻

I’ve had some absolutely shocking moments on here.

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

When you find out,let me know

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

There’s women… here?

Who knew.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"There’s women… here?

Who knew."

No women.

Only ignorant bitches 💜

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By *aitonelMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Be myself and not pander to them. Same as I do everyone else, they aren't anyone special.

It won't appeal to all, likely not most. But the ones that it does appeal to will talk back, which to be honest are the ones I want to talk to anyway.

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By *oubleSwingCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

I don't. It's scary. I wait for them to come to me, like an idiot. 🤣

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"There’s women… here?

Who knew.

No women.

Only ignorant bitches 💜"

I really should of ignored this comment in solidarity with the ignorant bitches but I’m a sucker for a purple heart.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
2 weeks ago

London


"To talk to women anymore.

Aside from the ones off of fab, they're alright.

So legends of the fora, please, sit with me and let's all hold hands in a circle all scandily clad like the preamble of a Roman orgy.

How do you talk to women here?!"

Trust me, you are not alone on here!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"When you find out,let me know"

You’re a gyalisss

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

I can talk to them just fine once they’ve taken sex off the table.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair


"There’s women… here?

Who knew.

No women.

Only ignorant bitches 💜"

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Don't be so hard on yourself, my gøth-frøck. You're not ignorant.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"There’s women… here?

Who knew.

No women.

Only ignorant bitches 💜"

Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Be yourself, it's the best way you can be. Honest up front and down to earth can be attractive. (It is to me anyway) but who cares what I think lol

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

To be honest when I first joined this confounded site many eons ago a simple cake was sufficient enough to beguile the average woman.

The woo'ing value of cake seems to have dwindled and now these days these harlots expect a full blown Åfternoon Teå with all the bells and whistles of conversation and witty retort.

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

Tell them lies, tell them sweet little lies.

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

.

You don't.

Peacock in the forum, post about how great you are at all things sex, maybe upload some proof of that and watch them come flocking to you.

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
2 weeks ago

Londontown

Try a box of Milk Tray? Else, I'm clueless

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Try a box of Milk Tray? Else, I'm clueless "

I've never had a man buy me a box of milk tray

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
2 weeks ago

Londontown


"Try a box of Milk Tray? Else, I'm clueless

I've never had a man buy me a box of milk tray"

Aaaaaaaaargh someone help me, I don't know what to say to Vixen!!

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

ciren


"Try a box of Milk Tray? Else, I'm clueless

I've never had a man buy me a box of milk tray

Aaaaaaaaargh someone help me, I don't know what to say to Vixen!! "

Black polo

And

Your chocolates my lady

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
2 weeks ago

Londontown


"Try a box of Milk Tray? Else, I'm clueless

I've never had a man buy me a box of milk tray

Aaaaaaaaargh someone help me, I don't know what to say to Vixen!!

Black polo

And

Your chocolates my lady

"

Saviour, thanks buddy!

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By *IXEN200Woman
2 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Haha, one day eh

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By *weetiepie99Woman
2 weeks ago

cardiff

Just open your mouth, and move it. Sure you are good at that. You're welcome

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
2 weeks ago

ciren


"Try a box of Milk Tray? Else, I'm clueless

I've never had a man buy me a box of milk tray

Aaaaaaaaargh someone help me, I don't know what to say to Vixen!!

Black polo

And

Your chocolates my lady

Saviour, thanks buddy! "

😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ensualSwitchMan
2 weeks ago

brighton


"You don't.

Peacock in the forum, post about how great you are at all things sex, maybe upload some proof of that and watch them come flocking to you."

That's what veris are for

I like the advice of being yourself though albeit it doesn't stand out much

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By *oughmanMan
2 weeks ago

Sunderland


"To talk to women anymore.

Aside from the ones off of fab, they're alright.

So legends of the fora, please, sit with me and let's all hold hands in a circle all scandily clad like the preamble of a Roman orgy.

How do you talk to women here?!"

You tell me. I've avoided women for more than a decade, nearly two. I've forgotten how to do it.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
2 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Does the trusty old FAF no longer work? 😜

S

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"To talk to women anymore.

Aside from the ones off of fab, they're alright.

So legends of the fora, please, sit with me and let's all hold hands in a circle all scandily clad like the preamble of a Roman orgy.

How do you talk to women here?!"

Dunno bud, just imagine they’re blokes with Ehm..

Actually no.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
2 weeks ago

London


"I’m with you dude. 🍻

I’ve had some absolutely shocking moments on here."

I'm a unique flavour to be fair. Just that flavour is sewer water for most here 😘😂

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
2 weeks ago

London


"Be yourself, it's the best way you can be. Honest up front and down to earth can be attractive. (It is to me anyway) but who cares what I think lol"

Faf?! Wait an I doing this right?!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
2 weeks ago

London


"You don't.

Peacock in the forum, post about how great you are at all things sex, maybe upload some proof of that and watch them come flocking to you."

I've done all of those Meli!

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By *HUSH-Man
2 weeks ago

London


"I’m with you dude. 🍻

I’ve had some absolutely shocking moments on here.

I'm a unique flavour to be fair. Just that flavour is sewer water for most here 😘😂"

I seem to be quite good at talking women who want to have sex with me out of it. 🤦

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
2 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Yeah maybe it's time to go outside again what year is it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

Get back to Manchester. We're easy to talk with up here!

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