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"Pepper spray's a bit extreme but I don't want any of your holy pamphlets thanks very much... "I'm not leaving if I'm not being pepper sprayed... | |||
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"Pepper spray's a bit extreme but I don't want any of your holy pamphlets thanks very much...
I'm not leaving if I'm not being pepper sprayed..."In that case, I'll get the kettle on... purely platonic... | |||
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"Well hello " Hello yourself... do you like it white or black...? How many sugars? x | |||
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"Bita milk please... keep it dark tho No sugar" I'm not violent so option 1 won't be used,but no coffee | |||
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"Check my doorbell cam if I am not expecting you I won't open the door x" But remember we arranged this last week?! | |||
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"Check my doorbell cam if I am not expecting you I won't open the door x" Invited in and get the rolling box out | |||
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"Check my doorbell cam if I am not expecting you I won't open the door x" I’d let you in | |||
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"I will bring the sugar " With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea  | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea "Definitely go out on a bar crawl | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl"Messed up , coffee | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee "1st nov pls sit down on my face | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee "coffee | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee coffee "All of the foot pics | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee coffee
All of the foot pics "Coffee, I've been working all day and need a break. And to be clear, coffee sex! | |||
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"I'm happy to make him a coffee. He has to put up with me talking about that particular coffee for 10mins though "Get him to show me his workout plan! Naked | |||
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"I'm happy to make him a coffee. He has to put up with me talking about that particular coffee for 10mins though
Get him to show me his workout plan! Naked"While I drank coffee obvs | |||
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"I will bring the sugar With a username like Trade, it would be a cup of Builders' Tea
Definitely go out on a bar crawl
Messed up , coffee coffee
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Coffee, I've been working all day and need a break. And to be clear, coffee sex!"Meant: ... To be clear, coffee doesn't equal sex! | |||
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"Neither. I'm not answering the fucking door. " Cmon Kai don't be shy, I have Nescafe Azera 😉 | |||
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"Neither. I'm not answering the fucking door. Cmon Kai don't be shy, I have Nescafe Azera 😉" I'm also not knocking on anyone else's door. Except maybe Heaven's | |||
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"Ever felt ignored? Actually, don't answer that...." Coffee | |||
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"Ever felt ignored? Actually, don't answer that.... Coffee" Cuppa tea (hate coffee) | |||
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"Ever felt ignored? Actually, don't answer that.... Coffee" We go out on the town, leaving bars just before we got thrown out for being a disruptive element. 3 guys who just see us walking up the street cream their pants. | |||
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"Neither. I'm not answering the fucking door. Cmon Kai don't be shy, I have Nescafe Azera 😉 I'm also not knocking on anyone else's door. Except maybe Heaven's" Just mine, good, I plan for you to stay a while. Ignore raven! | |||
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"Coffee .. " Coffee | |||
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"Drag him inside, strip him and cuff to a chair then drip hot candle wax over his chest whilst Henny teases his penis with the tie of her dressing gown." Up to now, I'd never considered a dressing gown tie to be sexy. | |||
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" Up to now, I'd never considered a dressing gown tie to be sexy." I'd open the door in a stunning leopard print dressing gown that somehow stretches around my quite reasonably sized boobs and then shout, 'Stop running!' | |||
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"Drag him inside, strip him and cuff to a chair then drip hot candle wax over his chest whilst Henny teases his penis with the tie of her dressing gown." This is your sexual fantasy isn't it? Rock ard you'd be! | |||
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"Drag him inside, strip him and cuff to a chair then drip hot candle wax over his chest whilst Henny teases his penis with the tie of her dressing gown. This is your sexual fantasy isn't it? Rock ard you'd be!" Torture him for not respecting the system of 'the person above'  | |||
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"Offer a tea or coffee and chat about fab" Open up and talk about rubbing cocks. | |||
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"Ask if he’s ever replaced the felt on a flat roof before. " Definitely would offer some coffe 🤭😊 | |||
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"Ask if he’s ever replaced the felt on a flat roof before. Definitely would offer some coffe 🤭😊" Let us show you to your room xx | |||
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"Ask if he’s ever replaced the felt on a flat roof before. Definitely would offer some coffe 🤭😊" Come on in and relax with a cool drink. | |||
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"Pepper spray or a 'coffee' Also when did inviting people for a coffee = sex?" Do you have salt spray instead....hair needs fixing 🪮 | |||
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"I mean, he can have a coffee,.or even a cup of tea.. But he better keep his hands off my Hobnobs" Are they milk or dark chocolate ones? | |||
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"Im not in press the ring doorbell " Invite in for coffee and chat about fab experiences | |||
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"Coffee for them both " Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room | |||
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"Coffee for them both Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room "Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha. | |||
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"Coffee for them both Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room
Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha. "Coffee chat about the Toon | |||
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"Coffee for them both Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room
Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha.
Coffee chat about the Toon "Come on in 😃 ….Can you help me change my bedding please? 😜 | |||
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"Coffee for them both Invite in and give him a BJ in the billiard room
Give them a card for a physio.... there no way carrying them round ain't giving you a back problem haha.
Coffee chat about the Toon
Come on in 😃
….Can you help me change my bedding please? 😜"Noooooo I hate that bluddy job,your on your own Mr 🫣🤣 | |||
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"Coffee. " Irn Bru | |||
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"Bum in the anus with a toy t rex" Elastic band to the eye | |||
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"Coffee. Irn Bru "Haha. The national drink. | |||
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"Coffee. Irn Bru
Haha. The national drink. "Another irn bru for you! And to the poster below, I'm not a fan of coffee, so would rather the pepper spray 😬 | |||
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"Offer a beer and whisky." Invite them in, discuss the Tgirl scene and see if I can get her that hard her cock cage bounces off | |||
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"Feed them a peparami thru the letterbox" Pull a Keanu Reeves Matrix move where I almost bend in half backwards chopping the air with my hands to avoid having my eye taken out with that thing. | |||
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"Çoffeë. ☕" Definitely coffee | |||
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"Send out the hounds!!" Look for the sun which cast this lovely silhouette | |||
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"Send out the hounds!!" Unless they like doing housework naked. | |||
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"Break out the afternoon tea for the visit of royalty " Shove my quite reasonable sized boobs out for him to motorboat | |||
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"Break out the afternoon tea for the visit of royalty Shove my quite reasonable sized boobs out for him to motorboat "Ask why your back at my door again haha | |||
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"Break out the afternoon tea for the visit of royalty Shove my quite reasonable sized boobs out for him to motorboat
Ask why your back at my door again haha "‘Hello? Are you delivering my Amazon order?’ 😜 | |||
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"Cuppa and cake "· I love you, Compy. You're my oldest friend on here. . . . . . . . And I've known you the longest. | |||
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And I've known you the longest."Hmmmm il get arrested if I say what I'd do | |||
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Hmmmm il get arrested if I say what I'd do "Coffeesex | |||
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"Water pistol "Invite in to discuss fashion and why the answer is always more leopard print | |||
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"Water pistol
Invite in to discuss fashion and why the answer is always more leopard print "Invite them in to discuss that zebra print is better... And maybe more  | |||
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"Water pistol
Invite in to discuss fashion and why the answer is always more leopard print
Invite them in to discuss that zebra print is better... And maybe more"Coffee for sure but maybe put my clothes pegs back on the line first. | |||
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"Invite in and ask if my towel can hang on his appendage" politely say no and close the door | |||
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"Lunch at The Tate." Talk about how taste in fine clothing | |||
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"Great you're here to fix the boiler I hope" I'm a terrible mechanic | |||
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"Water pistol "Hope its a super soaker haha | |||
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"Pepper spray or a 'coffee' Also when did inviting people for a coffee = sex?" Since I was a teenager. | |||
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"Pepper spray or a 'coffee' Also when did inviting people for a coffee = sex? Since I was a teenager." Coffee and a cheeky finger | |||
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"Pepper spray or a 'coffee' Also when did inviting people for a coffee = sex? Since I was a teenager. Coffee and a cheeky finger "Coffee and a hot dog 🤣 | |||
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"Coffee mmmm" Definitely Coffee sugar ? Milk ? | |||
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"Coffee mmmm Definitely Coffee sugar ? Milk ? "f@#k the coffee straight upstairs lol | |||
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"Coffee and bridge "Offer him a jelly baby | |||
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"Coffee and bridge
Offer him a jelly baby "Coffee and crumpets | |||
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"Coffee and bridge
Offer him a jelly baby
Coffee and crumpets"Ask to see their leather and latex | |||
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