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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wolvo

Fab ladies beauty parlour

2025! How much of the sex have you had already?

3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum

Pros and cons of pleasure domination

These will never see the light of forums. Lol.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

Why not? Post them.

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Fab ladies beauty parlour

2025! How much of the sex have you had already?

3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum

Pros and cons of pleasure domination

These will never see the light of forums. Lol.

"

Thumb up the bun will definitely not see the light of day!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

Are there cons to pleasure domination? 🤔

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By *amie HantsWoman
2 weeks ago

Atlantis

I need beauty parlour advice. Please can someone tell me what I’m not getting right. I’m very good with skincare, I always exfoliate and always moisturise. Why do I get strawberry legs?!

None 😭

Thumb up the bum. Tequila 😷

N/A

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

I, too, typed one of those out and then deleted it.

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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wolvo


"I, too, typed one of those out and then deleted it.

"

Ooooh what was the thread title?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"I need beauty parlour advice. Please can someone tell me what I’m not getting right. I’m very good with skincare, I always exfoliate and always moisturise. Why do I get strawberry legs?!

"

A dermatologist recommended FIRST AID BEAUTY

KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub for strawberry legs a few times a week. Sorted strawberry legs for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"I, too, typed one of those out and then deleted it.

Ooooh what was the thread title? "

2025 and sex

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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wolvo


"Why not? Post them."

Im shy

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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
2 weeks ago

Wolvo


"Are there cons to pleasure domination? 🤔"

Overstimulation?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

I wanted to post a thread about the books we've read in 2025. But I haven't. And I won't 😭

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"Are there cons to pleasure domination? 🤔

Overstimulation? "

I kinda like that. I can always safe word if it's genuinely too much 🫣🤣

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By *amie HantsWoman
2 weeks ago

Atlantis


"I need beauty parlour advice. Please can someone tell me what I’m not getting right. I’m very good with skincare, I always exfoliate and always moisturise. Why do I get strawberry legs?!

A dermatologist recommended FIRST AID BEAUTY

KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub for strawberry legs a few times a week. Sorted strawberry legs for me.

"

Thank you! 🍓

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West

I had a brilliant idea for a thread earlier today but it's completely gone out of my mind. It probably wasn't that good anyway.

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

...


"I wanted to post a thread about the books we've read in 2025. But I haven't. And I won't 😭"

I think there are already two live threads!

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

...

I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading


"I wanted to post a thread about the books we've read in 2025. But I haven't. And I won't 😭

I think there are already two live threads!"

Oh really? God, I must have missed them!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind "

Photo challenge, Midders!

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

...


"I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind

Photo challenge, Midders! "

Oh ffs!! I'm on it!!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
2 weeks ago

North West


"I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind "

There's still a lot of it around! 😍❤️🥰

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I was going to start one asking who's going to be lying on a beach in 23° sunshine on Friday whilst everyone else is freezing their nipples off.

But then thought that might just come across as smug gloating. 🤷‍♂️😇

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind

Photo challenge, Midders! "

omg you’re such a mum

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind

Photo challenge, Midders! omg you’re such a mum"

Your type, then

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I was going to start one asking who's going to be lying on a beach in 23° sunshine on Friday whilst everyone else is freezing their nipples off.

But then thought that might just come across as smug gloating. 🤷‍♂️😇"

Yes. Yes it might.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends


"I was going to post one about positive female energy...but changed my mind

Photo challenge, Midders! omg you’re such a mum

Your type, then "

No. Not enough lip.

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By *eliWoman
2 weeks ago

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"Fab ladies beauty parlour

2025! How much of the sex have you had already?

3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum

Pros and cons of pleasure domination

These will never see the light of forums. Lol.

"

Oh you should post them OP! It's not too scary to post and I think it's good to have silly ones, nosy ones and discussion based ones. You won't please everyone but you should definitely start with pleasing yourself.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B"

Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B

Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷‍♂️"

But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?

B

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By *oopy FroodMan
2 weeks ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

To many to count

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West


"I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B

Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷‍♂️

But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?

B"

Leave it out on the worktop in a butter dish and it's grand.

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B

Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷‍♂️

But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?

B"

I use a french butter dish. It doesn’t go rock hard in winter using it.

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By *viatrixWoman
2 weeks ago

Redhill

I typed a response to a pretty idiotic thread that it looks it’s been removed since (good!) and I am so glad I took a breath before pressing “Post”, haha

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By *midnight-Woman
2 weeks ago

...


"I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B

Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷‍♂️

But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?

B"

A hot butter knife!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

2 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I have a notes page of thread ideas.

Latest is 'what's your winter butter strategy?'

B

Mine is to buy all the posh stuff when it gets reduced because people are boycotting it thinking it's going to make them grow a third eye or six testicles. 🤷‍♂️

But how do you spread it without it annihilating the bread?

B

A hot butter knife!"

It also melts nicely on toast.

And crumpets.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Spam or Corned Beef?

The better tinned sandwich meat to put a fuckhole into.

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By *cotsguyyMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

I was very tempted to start a thread all about the joys and simple pleasures of procrastinating, but....well...

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
2 weeks ago

stanley

A thread about creating a petition to bring back Texan bars

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By *cotsguyyMan
2 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

And Spira !! And Strollers !! 🤤

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
2 weeks ago

St Leonards


"3 shots of tequila or a thumb up the bum"

You've missed a trick with not posting ⬆️⬆️.

It's got winner written all over it .

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