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I can make any woman gush and/or squirt...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill send me nan along

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"ill send me nan along "

Better still - i'll send my Gran

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Granny's most welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny's most welcome "

Granny here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then I like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granny's most welcome

Granny here "

Get around here and prepare to gush!

*Disclaimer. I take no responsibility for any health problems caused by massive dehydration*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No challenge here but am Horny so come on Big boy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a grandma, do I count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then I like a challenge "

Me too bring it on....so many guys have said this to me and im still not a squirter

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"

So could Sweeney Todd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"

So could Sweeney Todd "

Mmmmm - Johnny Depp . . .

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Oh go on then I like a challenge

Me too bring it on....so many guys have said this to me and im still not a squirter "

Fancy a try with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh go on then I like a challenge "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No challenge here but am Horny so come on Big boy x "

Iza cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never saying prove it to a guy ever again

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?

"

Lol I'm organising a chara as we speak. I bet you'll be licking for hours and breathing through your ears after. Hark! is that the sound of men rushing to amend their profiles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

keep up the good work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How hard do you have to squeeze?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy "
Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in..... "

has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

go on BGT, seems this squirting malarky is becoming quite a circus act.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"go on BGT, seems this squirting malarky is becoming quite a circus act."

Well I do dress as a Ring Master as I work my magic!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....

has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out? "
No....it has a hood though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....

has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out? No....it has a hood though.... "

Will have to tip you upside down to drain you then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have a motorized tongue and have gills to breathe... bring on the pusssayyy Can I wear a my Forensic boiler suit and goggles? Im dying to break em in.....

has the boiler suit got a tap on the bottoms of the legs to let bodily fluids out? No....it has a hood though....

Will have to tip you upside down to drain you then "
Im only observing.....taking notes so you can write your memoirs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather have a kit kat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will it hurt?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Id rather have a kit kat "

two fingers or four?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four? "

I only use 2

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

I only use 2 "

Tsk tsk, oh dear haven't you read the recently published "If You Don't do These Things You Aren't A Proper Swinger" manual. As of 6:30 this evening using just two fingers is no longer allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

I only use 2

Tsk tsk, oh dear haven't you read the recently published "If You Don't do These Things You Aren't A Proper Swinger" manual. As of 6:30 this evening using just two fingers is no longer allowed."

Jason Julius says to use only 2. The last time I used more, I lost my watch!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

I only use 2

Tsk tsk, oh dear haven't you read the recently published "If You Don't do These Things You Aren't A Proper Swinger" manual. As of 6:30 this evening using just two fingers is no longer allowed.

Jason Julius says to use only 2. The last time I used more, I lost my watch!"

we are still talking about kit kats right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four? "

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more "

....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more

....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free...."

What if you've only got a finger of fudge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger of fudge is just enough to give a girl a treat

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more

....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free....

What if you've only got a finger of fudge?"
is just enough to give ....well you know how the rest of it goes......personally a finger of anything isnt enough for me how about a hand .....of bananas

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

It's not clever it's a piece of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more

....buy four fingers, get the thumb and wrist for free....

What if you've only got a finger of fudge?"

Then you need to turn her over....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?

"

Am I too late to join the queue.... I proimise to let out some wee if you can't mamage it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?

"

Why would a woman want to gush or squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?

Why would a woman want to gush or squirt? "

Because its like a hot sex-shower!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"

So could Sweeney Todd "

Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?

What bit did I miss ?

Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"

So could Sweeney Todd

Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?

What bit did I miss ?

Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'"

Frigg her so

Frigg her so

Frigg her so

Oh lord, Im never going to be able to hear that again now without thinking of female masturbation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more "

There's a limited edition 5 finger Kit Kat - for the fisting aficionados maybe.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"

So could Sweeney Todd

Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?

What bit did I miss ?

Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'"

It's the sequel to Granny does Grimethorpe...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


""I can make any woman gush and/ or squirt"

So could Sweeney Todd

Sweeney was a Barber ? He murdered men who went to get their hair cut?

What bit did I miss ?

Is there a porn film about 'The Frigger of Seville'

It's the sequel to Granny does Grimethorpe..."
After the Eurovision Thong Contest the Colliery Brass Band kicks in ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... rubber sheet on the floor. Who's first?

Am I too late to join the queue.... I proimise to let out some wee if you can't mamage it."

Come on then my lover. I'll do me damndest.

Ps. Please don't bring Femme... I never want to be alone in a room with you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id rather have a kit kat

two fingers or four?

Four of course.....2 only leaves me wanting more

There's a limited edition 5 finger Kit Kat - for the fisting aficionados maybe.....? "

I tried one of those the other day and the new cookies and cream flavour one too...yum!

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