FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a sweet, what would you be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
6 weeks ago

Me?

I'm a Maltezer... I'll melt in your mouth but not in your hand ....

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

Fruit pastille

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Jawbreaker

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By *itygamesMan
6 weeks ago

a rolo , cos i always give myself the last one.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
6 weeks ago

Wolvo

Haribo tangfastic - the cherry one

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By *ony MannMan
6 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

A gobstopper

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By *uperSalopian7Man
6 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Foam banana 🍌

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By *ros40Man
6 weeks ago

Bedford

Gummy bear

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By *HUSH-Man
6 weeks ago

London

🌈 ✨ WHAM bar 🎇 🎉

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By *obilebottomMan
6 weeks ago

All over

Croquembouche

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By *inks_n_GigglesMan
6 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Freddo, cheap but popular with Mums!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Flying Saucer, soft on the outside sour on the in.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Sherbert lemon - looks sweet on the outside but sour as fuck on the inside 😁

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

"Me?

I'm a Maltezer... I'll melt in your mouth but not in your hand ...."

Was than not a Minstrel? 🤔

I'm whatever the pedantic sweet is. 😂

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
6 weeks ago

Essex

I’d be sweetbreads..

Because I’m just offal…

(I’ll see myself out) 🤣🤣

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By *iz78Woman
6 weeks ago

wirral

Sweet peanuts. Sweet, a bit nutty and might cut your tongue 👅

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By *aitonelMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Guylian Seashells

Because I'm fucking amazing, that's why.

Or a chocolate orange.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
6 weeks ago

The Lake District

A Kola kube,sugary sweet on the outside with a few hard edges but soft and chewy in the centre

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By *rX2024123Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherfield

Topic. Proper nutty

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By *rSircumsizedMan
6 weeks ago

Newport area.

Jolly Ranchers, proper fruity

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A strawberry bon bon.

You won't know whether to wait for me to melt or to take a bite and chew me.

Or the Last Rolo

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By *obandruthCouple
6 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Eaten.

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By *he ShivsCouple
6 weeks ago

Fife

Revels.

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By *aveman 77Man
6 weeks ago

Rotherham

A finger of fudge.go on I no you want to

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

An Easter egg

Sweet on the outside, empty inside 🤣

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By *loomy GirlWoman
6 weeks ago

leicester

"Me?

I'm a Maltezer... I'll melt in your mouth but not in your hand ....

Was than not a Minstrel? 🤔

I'm whatever the pedantic sweet is. 😂"

That was actually M&m’s slogan lol

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By *abioMan
6 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am so tempted to say “bounty” just to see if anyone can guess the joke that would get me cancelled…. 🫣

Anyway… real answer is a wurther original!!! … something from back in the day that granny may gag on!!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
6 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Anthrax ripple...😉

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By *ife NinjaMan
6 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Wine gum. Soft, squishy but juicy on the lips

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By *ortyairCouple
6 weeks ago

Wallasey

Hubby has literally just looked at me and said I'd be a 'Sour' one, funny fucker haha, Mrs x

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By *ookie46Woman
6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

An opal fruit or starbursts for the younger generation

Fruity and juicy and one is never enough

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