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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

Store the people who appear in this thread on your Contacts lists?

For example, imagine you and I got to that level of contact, would you store me as "FingerblastMuppet", "FlickyLipsNicky", "PinMeDownAndCallMeMabel"...or some such....?

No one needs to become actual contacts, it's a chance to perv profiles and come up with funny and clever names within this space.

Appear here, and you're "in" unless you specifically state otherwise.

Have fun 💙💜 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Sounds fun OP, I think I'd go with

Nobcheese Nicky 💋

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

NickyNoodle666 southern brothern

Miss wella wella ooft Bella wales not Welsh

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith

easy nick bella and scooby.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

I think:

Bella Brecon Boobs

(soz if you're nowhere near Brecon 😬)

And;

Scooby Lube My Boobies

I detect a theme 🤔

xxxx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"easy nick bella and scooby."

Plain Talking Jimmy .

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent "

The Harrogate Hotwifer .

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By *rA n mrskCouple
18 weeks ago

glasgow

The N.H.D.C

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"easy nick bella and scooby."

_ffervescent Bushy brows tree chopping jimmy SW

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"easy nick bella and scooby.

_ffervescent Bushy brows tree chopping jimmy SW"

That's some impressive and dedicated research Scooby ❤️💜.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent "

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The N.H.D.C "

Mr and Mrs Gorgeous Glasgow Jugs

(Well, it almost alliterated... ) 💜 xx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"easy nick bella and scooby.

_ffervescent Bushy brows tree chopping jimmy SW

That's some impressive and dedicated research Scooby ❤️💜."

I’ve got a lot of jimmy's saved in the fab phone. I need to be sure who I’m talking to.

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”"

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade…

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over

It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"The N.H.D.C "

Glasgow big tits and A

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade… "

But you state “I’m here for no drama fun, no games and playing around just good, honest fun.” 🤓

Ok I’ll change it to

A1 Normal Man ok

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP. "

💙💙

You could only ever be My BumBums xxxx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade… "

I could actually feel the indignation there! .

Brilliant .

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent "

Did you just marry me off?

Buns of steel 🔥

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP. "

Tushy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"The N.H.D.C "

Mrs k mr A Glasgae

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

Tushy "

I've heard he wiggles it on the catwalk.

Yeah - the catwalk!

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade…

But you state “I’m here for no drama fun, no games and playing around just good, honest fun.” 🤓

Ok I’ll change it to

A1 Normal Man ok "

It was honest and fun for you 😉😂😂😂

It’s ok, I’m a big boy, I can take honesty x

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

Tushy

I've heard he wiggles it on the catwalk.

Yeah - the catwalk!"

Those were the days Nicky, and not just the catwalk

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP. "

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

Tushy

I've heard he wiggles it on the catwalk.

Yeah - the catwalk!"

I heard the same no one wiggles it like MB, don't you know

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade…

But you state “I’m here for no drama fun, no games and playing around just good, honest fun.” 🤓

Ok I’ll change it to

A1 Normal Man ok

It was honest and fun for you 😉😂😂😂

It’s ok, I’m a big boy, I can take honesty x "

*UPDATE*

"An Honest Harrogate Hotwifer"

🤦‍♂️

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

Tushy

I've heard he wiggles it on the catwalk.

Yeah - the catwalk!

I heard the same no one wiggles it like MB, don't you know "

He's too sexy for his flirt 🙃 😘 xxxx

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

Tushy

I've heard he wiggles it on the catwalk.

Yeah - the catwalk!

I heard the same no one wiggles it like MB, don't you know "

Una bella capricciosa

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE"

Try fitting that on a nametag

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade…

But you state “I’m here for no drama fun, no games and playing around just good, honest fun.” 🤓

Ok I’ll change it to

A1 Normal Man ok

It was honest and fun for you 😉😂😂😂

It’s ok, I’m a big boy, I can take honesty x

*UPDATE*

"An Honest Harrogate Hotwifer"

🤦‍♂️

"

😆

A1 Honest hairy hung hot Harrogate Hotwifer. Happy?

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

Did you just marry me off?

Buns of steel 🔥"

I’m afraid I have. Only a fab fwb marriage to me. More in hope than expectation.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag "

OK - someone put this southern softy out of his misery - what's "bitop" please?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag "

🫨

_obilebottom

Foodie

bitop NE

Better m‘bott?

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

🫨

_obilebottom

Foodie

bitop NE

Better m‘bott?"

Oh yes, that might do it. Ta

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

aNormalMan01 hairy Harrogate hoodie 6’1”

Jeeeez, call a spade a spade…

But you state “I’m here for no drama fun, no games and playing around just good, honest fun.” 🤓

Ok I’ll change it to

A1 Normal Man ok

It was honest and fun for you 😉😂😂😂

It’s ok, I’m a big boy, I can take honesty x

*UPDATE*

"An Honest Harrogate Hotwifer"

🤦‍♂️

😆

A1 Honest hairy hung hot Harrogate Hotwifer. Happy?"

😵‍💫

Habsolutely!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

OK - someone put this southern softy out of his misery - what's "bitop" please?"

From profile, bumbums is a bi top in terms of sexual preference discovery

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By *enk15Man
18 weeks ago

Evesham

FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

OK - someone put this southern softy out of his misery - what's "bitop" please?

From profile, bumbums is a bi top in terms of sexual preference discovery "

OK - I think you can now all have ten minutes laughing at my expense....coz I thought it meant.....

"'Eeee lad, eee lives a bitop North"

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

Tushy

I've heard he wiggles it on the catwalk.

Yeah - the catwalk!

I heard the same no one wiggles it like MB, don't you know

He's too sexy for his flirt 🙃 😘 xxxx"

Brilliant! (Said Fred)

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

🫨

_obilebottom

Foodie

bitop NE

Better m‘bott?

Oh yes, that might do it. Ta "

Dave B mobile.

This saves any awkwardness, given a random general name and B stands for bottom, if you didn’t know.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…"

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Nick the cheese

Mrs Bella

Scooby dooby

Ever scent

Did you just marry me off?

Buns of steel 🔥

I’m afraid I have. Only a fab fwb marriage to me. More in hope than expectation. "

I can live with that

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

OK - someone put this southern softy out of his misery - what's "bitop" please?

From profile, bumbums is a bi top in terms of sexual preference discovery

OK - I think you can now all have ten minutes laughing at my expense....coz I thought it meant.....

"'Eeee lad, eee lives a bitop North"

"

Lmao. Mate, I’m from Croydon.

Bitop North, that’s what the NE bit is. That’s hilarious tho Nicky x

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…"

TattedTotty

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

UPDATE

Change NickyNoodle to

Nick Nutter south not bitop north

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

OK - someone put this southern softy out of his misery - what's "bitop" please?

From profile, bumbums is a bi top in terms of sexual preference discovery

OK - I think you can now all have ten minutes laughing at my expense....coz I thought it meant.....

"'Eeee lad, eee lives a bitop North"

Lmao. Mate, I’m from Croydon.

Bitop North, that’s what the NE bit is. That’s hilarious tho Nicky x "

When I fuck up, I fuck up properly and publicly xxxx

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over

Miss Bella how did you like your 'Una Bella Capricciosa'

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"It would be NickyXmas23 for you OP.

_obilebottom Foodie bitop NE

Try fitting that on a nametag

OK - someone put this southern softy out of his misery - what's "bitop" please?

From profile, bumbums is a bi top in terms of sexual preference discovery

OK - I think you can now all have ten minutes laughing at my expense....coz I thought it meant.....

"'Eeee lad, eee lives a bitop North"

Lmao. Mate, I’m from Croydon.

Bitop North, that’s what the NE bit is. That’s hilarious tho Nicky x

When I fuck up, I fuck up properly and publicly xxxx"

Voyers allowed?

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex

In

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"UPDATE

Change NickyNoodle to

Nick Nutter south not bitop north

"

Hey - I'm from Clapham origamically (!) - that's further north than your Croydon 😤.

(I'll take the "Nutter" bit though...hard to dispute 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Just xxxx

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By *enk15Man
18 weeks ago

Evesham


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker"

CouldTurnMeBiNicky

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Miss Bella how did you like your 'Una Bella Capricciosa' "

I missed that, oh I like it, I've no idea what it means but it makes me sound exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker

CouldTurnMeBiNicky "

Wait, can I watch?

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker

CouldTurnMeBiNicky "

Not you as well Denk!

BumBums has been after my winky for at least a year now!

Always flattered though 💙 xx

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"In "

Saffend bit of alright

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"In "

❤️ Minxy Passioncakes 💜

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"Miss Bella how did you like your 'Una Bella Capricciosa'

I missed that, oh I like it, I've no idea what it means but it makes me sound exciting "

A capricious beautiful one

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By *enk15Man
18 weeks ago

Evesham


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker

CouldTurnMeBiNicky

Wait, can I watch? "

Voyeurs welcome … I’m also cool if you want to slap my ass during the show

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex


"In

Saffend bit of alright "

oh thank you x

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"In "

Essex minx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…"

_enk15 ENM KittyDee HedonisticUs ClarkKent ink sleeve WMids

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker

CouldTurnMeBiNicky

Wait, can I watch? "

Ooooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker

CouldTurnMeBiNicky

Wait, can I watch?

Voyeurs welcome … I’m also cool if you want to slap my ass during the show"

I won't say no

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Miss Bella how did you like your 'Una Bella Capricciosa'

I missed that, oh I like it, I've no idea what it means but it makes me sound exciting

A capricious beautiful one "

Well that's very kind I was half expecting annoying to be in there somewhere

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex


"In

❤️ Minxy Passioncakes 💜"

oooh I like! X

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"In "

Minxy777 Essex Dinky Minxy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"UPDATE

Change NickyNoodle to

Nick Nutter south not bitop north

Hey - I'm from Clapham origamically (!) - that's further north than your Croydon 😤.

(I'll take the "Nutter" bit though...hard to dispute 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Just xxxx"

But now you’re more south and I’m more north. We’ve created a paradox.

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over


"Miss Bella how did you like your 'Una Bella Capricciosa'

I missed that, oh I like it, I've no idea what it means but it makes me sound exciting

A capricious beautiful one

Well that's very kind I was half expecting annoying to be in there somewhere "

It is now

una bella fastidiosa ma capricciosa

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

_enk15 ENM KittyDee HedonisticUs ClarkKent ink sleeve WMids"

Scooby's completed this level and gone straight to "Stalker Level 3" xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

_enk15 ENM KittyDee HedonisticUs ClarkKent ink sleeve WMids

Scooby's completed this level and gone straight to "Stalker Level 3" xxxx"

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"In

❤️ Minxy Passioncakes 💜 oooh I like! X"

I was trying to get something about lovely boobs and "mono lovers at a time" in there...but it became a bit unwieldy for, I think, your "essence". Which I have as passion and a very "giving, caring" form of delightful perversion 💜❤️.

(That's all supposed to be a compliment, even if it sounds horribly clunky xx)

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"UPDATE

Change NickyNoodle to

Nick Nutter south not bitop north

Hey - I'm from Clapham origamically (!) - that's further north than your Croydon 😤.

(I'll take the "Nutter" bit though...hard to dispute 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Just xxxx

But now you’re more south and I’m more north. We’ve created a paradox. "

And you've got a fantastic para....

xxxx

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

_enk15 ENM KittyDee HedonisticUs ClarkKent ink sleeve WMids

Scooby's completed this level and gone straight to "Stalker Level 3" xxxx"

I left out plant man. Thought that really was a step too far.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield


"UPDATE

Change NickyNoodle to

Nick Nutter south not bitop north

Hey - I'm from Clapham origamically (!) - that's further north than your Croydon 😤.

(I'll take the "Nutter" bit though...hard to dispute 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Just xxxx

But now you’re more south and I’m more north. We’ve created a paradox.

And you've got a fantastic para....

xxxx"

🤣 don’t say it!

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

I might change My BumBums xxxx to My BumBums xxxx (Wants My Winky1) and Denk to DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker (Wants My Winky2 - Bonus Bella Arse Slap)

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"UPDATE

Change NickyNoodle to

Nick Nutter south not bitop north

Hey - I'm from Clapham origamically (!) - that's further north than your Croydon 😤.

(I'll take the "Nutter" bit though...hard to dispute 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Just xxxx

But now you’re more south and I’m more north. We’ve created a paradox.

And you've got a fantastic para....

xxxx

🤣 don’t say it!"

....

....

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By *inxy777Woman
18 weeks ago

essex


"In

❤️ Minxy Passioncakes 💜 oooh I like! X

I was trying to get something about lovely boobs and "mono lovers at a time" in there...but it became a bit unwieldy for, I think, your "essence". Which I have as passion and a very "giving, caring" form of delightful perversion 💜❤️.

(That's all supposed to be a compliment, even if it sounds horribly clunky xx)"

thank you xx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"In

❤️ Minxy Passioncakes 💜 oooh I like! X

I was trying to get something about lovely boobs and "mono lovers at a time" in there...but it became a bit unwieldy for, I think, your "essence". Which I have as passion and a very "giving, caring" form of delightful perversion 💜❤️.

(That's all supposed to be a compliment, even if it sounds horribly clunky xx) thank you xx"

💜 You're moist welcome. I'm only a cunt 98% of the time xxxx

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By *enk15Man
18 weeks ago

Evesham


"FuckerFromFab #1

FuckerFromFab #2

FuckerFromFab #3…

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Scooby's completed this level and gone straight to "Stalker Level 3" xxxx

I left out plant man. Thought that really was a step too far. "

I think you really captured my essence 😁

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By *enk15Man
18 weeks ago

Evesham


"I might change My BumBums xxxx to My BumBums xxxx (Wants My Winky1) and Denk to DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker (Wants My Winky2 - Bonus Bella Arse Slap) "

Who said it was your winky I’m after 😏

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I might change My BumBums xxxx to My BumBums xxxx (Wants My Winky1) and Denk to DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker (Wants My Winky2 - Bonus Bella Arse Slap)

Who said it was your winky I’m after 😏"

MUUUUMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 😱😱😱

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I might change My BumBums xxxx to My BumBums xxxx (Wants My Winky1) and Denk to DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker (Wants My Winky2 - Bonus Bella Arse Slap) "

I'd like to slap yours too, Nicky

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I might change My BumBums xxxx to My BumBums xxxx (Wants My Winky1) and Denk to DenkaFucker, Twisted DenkaFucker (Wants My Winky2 - Bonus Bella Arse Slap)

I'd like to slap yours too, Nicky "

Hey, I'd already worked that bit out Bella 💋🫦 xxxx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

Any fresh blood out there wanting to join in?

Don't be shy - worse that can happen is some form of bi-mmmmmmmmmmfffffffffff with cake and arse-slaps 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Oh, maybe one stalker too

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x"

🤨🤨🤨...someone needs more coffee 😤

🫦💋💜❤️ xxxx

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x"

Wow lovely chez loungè

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x"

"Slap My Tits And Call Me Twisty"

😘😘😘 xxxx

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

🤨🤨🤨...someone needs more coffee 😤

🫦💋💜❤️ xxxx"

nick me coffee

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
18 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

We'll join in. Nickywickyfabbydoodah, scoobilicious Bellawellafofalahella

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over

SBD par excellence

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

🤨🤨🤨...someone needs more coffee 😤

🫦💋💜❤️ xxxxnick me coffee"

You've worked hard, so you get an upgrade :

"Plain Talking Jimmy, Loves A Snog"

.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

🤨🤨🤨...someone needs more coffee 😤

🫦💋💜❤️ xxxx"

You asked, I gave my honest answer Also coffee is disgusting.

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By *ffervescentMan
18 weeks ago

winfrith


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

🤨🤨🤨...someone needs more coffee 😤

🫦💋💜❤️ xxxxnick me coffee

You've worked hard, so you get an upgrade :

"Plain Talking Jimmy, Loves A Snog"

."

Thankyou nick now where's my coffee?

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"We'll join in. Nickywickyfabbydoodah, scoobilicious Bellawellafofalahella"

Cheeky Pink And Her Mr Meat

💋💋 xx

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x"

Same! Unless I know their real name and then it goes like this -

XXXXX Mrs TMN

XXXXX Bella

Where Xs are their actual name.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

I can be Rain On Your Parade Julie 😉😘

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

Same! Unless I know their real name and then it goes like this -

XXXXX Mrs TMN

XXXXX Bella

Where Xs are their actual name. "

Yes I do this too!

I was told recently that someone has me in their contacts as XXXXX Mrs Twist My

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over

JulieandBeef

JulieandBeef - Beef

JulieandBeef - Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I can be Rain On Your Parade Julie 😉😘"

Raincloud Jools and Sunshine Cow 🌧️🌈☀️

Id lump you guys in together so you make a rainbow. You’d have to share a number. Burner smut phone?!

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By *ife NinjaMan
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Numbers, obviously

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
18 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"We'll join in. Nickywickyfabbydoodah, scoobilicious Bellawellafofalahella

Cheeky Pink And Her Mr Meat

💋💋 xx"

Love it xx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

Jeez...Twisty and Julie...tough crowd today 😳.

I need a 💩💩.

Back soon 💜❤️💙

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West


"I can be Rain On Your Parade Julie 😉😘

Raincloud Jools and Sunshine Cow 🌧️🌈☀️

Id lump you guys in together so you make a rainbow. You’d have to share a number. Burner smut phone?! "

Sounds like an awesome adventure 🌈

Maybe you'd be

No Voicenotes Hants so I never cause car chaos again. 😂

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By *midnight-Woman
18 weeks ago

...


"Any fresh blood out there wanting to join in?

Don't be shy - worse that can happen is some form of bi-mmmmmmmmmmfffffffffff with cake and arse-slaps 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Oh, maybe one stalker too "

If it doesn't contain cunt, I'd question if it was even you!

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By *midnight-Woman
18 weeks ago

...

I don't even create contacts for people I know really well in real life, so whenever they call I'm always thinking wtf is this now

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By *rHotNottsMan
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If you make it to my what’s app you get a very special name , it’s something we’d discuss & agree when it happens , but you’d be temporarily Nicky (Fab)

It won’t be “Kitten” either - sorry, someone’s taken that already.

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By *ruceyyMan
18 weeks ago

London

Brucey Banger one, two, three etc etc

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

I just did a bangin' 💩💩💩.

Will catch up now

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I can be Rain On Your Parade Julie 😉😘

Raincloud Jools and Sunshine Cow 🌧️🌈☀️

Id lump you guys in together so you make a rainbow. You’d have to share a number. Burner smut phone?!

Sounds like an awesome adventure 🌈

Maybe you'd be

No Voicenotes Hants so I never cause car chaos again. 😂"

I still get the flashbacks 😂

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I can be Rain On Your Parade Julie 😉😘"

You were my "Ode To Scrumptiousness" on another thread a few days ago.

And I even offered my best Antonio Banderas or Richard Burton voices during the reading of it 🤷🏻‍♂️💋🫦💜❤️ xxxx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I can be Rain On Your Parade Julie 😉😘

Raincloud Jools and Sunshine Cow 🌧️🌈☀️

Id lump you guys in together so you make a rainbow. You’d have to share a number. Burner smut phone?! "

Banglantits 😘

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By *sWyldWoman
18 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If I'm not saved as Ms Wyld I'd be disappointed

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Numbers, obviously "

Ninja Accountant

You'd be just before my "Ninja Assassin" contact...and that's an honour .

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"We'll join in. Nickywickyfabbydoodah, scoobilicious Bellawellafofalahella

Cheeky Pink And Her Mr Meat

💋💋 xx

Love it xx"

I wanted to get something in about shy and boobylicious and warm and sexy-sultry and stuff...but I think ⬆️⬆️ can hint at that enough 🤗.

You're very welcome 😘 xxxx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Nicky Fab

Bella Fab

Scooby Fab

You get the idea

Mrs TMN x

Same! Unless I know their real name and then it goes like this -

XXXXX Mrs TMN

XXXXX Bella

Where Xs are their actual name.

Yes I do this too!

I was told recently that someone has me in their contacts as XXXXX Mrs Twist My "

In all serious, you, Mrs TMN x, have earned "Twisty Nips, Whom I Always Miss".

By which I mean you make me smile and I miss you.

Not that I gauged the sighting wrong on the rifle ❤️💜 xxxx

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Any fresh blood out there wanting to join in?

Don't be shy - worse that can happen is some form of bi-mmmmmmmmmmfffffffffff with cake and arse-slaps 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Oh, maybe one stalker too

If it doesn't contain cunt, I'd question if it was even you!"

My Midnight Cunt, Oh Sublime Supernova (aka Hilda Gash)

💜❤️😘 xxxx

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate


"If I'm not saved as Ms Wyld I'd be disappointed "

Ms Wyld you would be… Ms Wyld

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"If you make it to my what’s app you get a very special name , it’s something we’d discuss & agree when it happens , but you’d be temporarily Nicky (Fab)

It won’t be “Kitten” either - sorry, someone’s taken that already. "

I mean, after that, you've got to be "Hot Kitten" .

Failing that, "Clever Bloke Wot I Like Lots, From Notts"

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Brucey Banger one, two, three etc etc "

Horndog B

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"If I'm not saved as Ms Wyld I'd be disappointed "

Nah...you get a twist, 'coz hidden profile.

"Hidden In The Wyld" xxxx

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By *orthern StarsCouple
18 weeks ago

Durham

Tales of the unexpected.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

27 years I think. But she broke my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Hot blonde sex person

Hot brunette sex person

Hot Scottish blonde sex person

Smoking hot big willy sex person

And so on.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"27 years I think. But she broke my heart. "

Oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"27 years I think. But she broke my heart. "

Heartbreak Hotel Room 27

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"27 years I think. But she broke my heart.

Heartbreak Hotel Room 27"

You’re SO funny.

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Tales of the unexpected."

The Pink Panthers.

(🎵 Dur-ham, Dur-ham, 🎶 d'ram-d'ram-d'ram 🎶)

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"27 years I think. But she broke my heart. "

I'd have you just above, alphabetically, "My Mate Steve Who Plays The Race Card" as "My Mate Steve Who Never Dreams Of Playing The Race Card".

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Hot blonde sex person

Hot brunette sex person

Hot Scottish blonde sex person

Smoking hot big willy sex person

And so on.

"

King Dicky Wicky

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By *orthern StarsCouple
18 weeks ago

Durham


"Tales of the unexpected.

The Pink Panthers.

(🎵 Dur-ham, Dur-ham, 🎶 d'ram-d'ram-d'ram 🎶)"

This is a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"27 years I think. But she broke my heart.

I'd have you just above, alphabetically, "My Mate Steve Who Plays The Race Card" as "My Mate Steve Who Never Dreams Of Playing The Race Card".

"

Thank you. I’m going to add the race card to what my profile is famous for

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Tales of the unexpected.

The Pink Panthers.

(🎵 Dur-ham, Dur-ham, 🎶 d'ram-d'ram-d'ram 🎶)

This is a good idea!"

Good?

Good!

I think fucking awesome would be closer 😘😉 xxx

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By *orthern StarsCouple
18 weeks ago

Durham


"Tales of the unexpected.

The Pink Panthers.

(🎵 Dur-ham, Dur-ham, 🎶 d'ram-d'ram-d'ram 🎶)

This is a good idea!

Good?

Good!

I think fucking awesome would be closer 😘😉 xxx"

Yep, I'll go with that, abso-fucking-loutely awesome

I should maybe open my single profile again and call myself it.

Ruby

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"27 years I think. But she broke my heart.

I'd have you just above, alphabetically, "My Mate Steve Who Plays The Race Card" as "My Mate Steve Who Never Dreams Of Playing The Race Card".

Thank you. I’m going to add the race card to what my profile is famous for"

UNLOS?

😘

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Tales of the unexpected.

The Pink Panthers.

(🎵 Dur-ham, Dur-ham, 🎶 d'ram-d'ram-d'ram 🎶)

This is a good idea!

Good?

Good!

I think fucking awesome would be closer 😘😉 xxx

Yep, I'll go with that, abso-fucking-loutely awesome

I should maybe open my single profile again and call myself it.

Ruby "

You really shouldn't be so easy to persuade you know...

Could get you into, ahem, trouble... 🫦💥

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
18 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

Just thought of a friend of mine who's also on here, she had one guy saved as "Swampy Joe" 🤣🤣

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Just thought of a friend of mine who's also on here, she had one guy saved as "Swampy Joe" 🤣🤣"

And my name's not even Joe 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
18 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"Just thought of a friend of mine who's also on here, she had one guy saved as "Swampy Joe" 🤣🤣

And my name's not even Joe 🤷🏻‍♂️."

🤣🤣🤣🤣 To save your modesty I guess

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By *orthern StarsCouple
18 weeks ago

Durham


"Tales of the unexpected.

The Pink Panthers.

(🎵 Dur-ham, Dur-ham, 🎶 d'ram-d'ram-d'ram 🎶)

This is a good idea!

Good?

Good!

I think fucking awesome would be closer 😘😉 xxx

Yep, I'll go with that, abso-fucking-loutely awesome

I should maybe open my single profile again and call myself it.

Ruby

You really shouldn't be so easy to persuade you know...

Could get you into, ahem, trouble... 🫦💥"

Yep! I know! What can I say, guilty as charged

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By *icky Klungespeare OP   Man
18 weeks ago

St Leonards

I feel we need a bump people. What do you say?

A few newcomers to the thread for some funny/bizarre/hilarious names in your (pretend) Contacts, and a thread closed before bedtime?

xxxx

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