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"Girth or length?" Both! 🤣 | |||
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"Does anyone actually know what they're doing? " Ooh, ooh, I know the answer to this one! It’s a no. | |||
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"What should I eat? " · Humble pie. 🥧 | |||
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"Should I go to bed? " Yes with me. | |||
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"What are next weeks lottery numbers ?" I’ll get fired if I tell you | |||
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"What is the ratio of men to women here pls" 2:1 | |||
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"Why won’t any women reply to me? Is it because they are all stuck up and wouldn’t get a look IRL?" No it’s most likely because they don’t find you attractive Mrs TMN. | |||
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"Girth or length?" I think it’s more important to have girth. | |||
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"Free now? " Later babe. Can’t host. Have to be willing to pay for hotel. | |||
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"Why won’t any women reply to me? Is it because they are all stuck up and wouldn’t get a look IRL? No it’s most likely because they don’t find you attractive Mrs TMN. " Ah that makes sense. Thanks, I’ve been fretting all night. | |||
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"How do you get verified if no one will meet unverified people? " Go to a group social or a club | |||
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"What colour knickers am I wearing? " Joke. You’re not. | |||
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"Can women and men be platonic friends or will one or t’other of them have urges? "They can’t be platonic friends. The sex always gets in the way. Always. | |||
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"Fancy a shag? " Bring a third and you’re on. I like you. | |||
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"OI OP WAKE UP PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS " I had a long day. | |||
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"Given that on a long enough ti_eline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero, how much longer can you possibly not fuck me for? 💜" I’d fuck you tonight if I could. I think you’re rather nice. | |||
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"OI OP WAKE UP PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS I had a long day. " Pish posh. | |||
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"What should I eat? " Plantain. Fried. | |||
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"OI OP WAKE UP PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS I had a long day. Pish posh." Sym? | |||
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"Is it rude to start an AMA and then not answer? 🤔😂😘" No. Not on fab. | |||
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"Should prostitution be legalized?" Yes. These people should be kept safe. | |||
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"Will the feckin snow have melted by tomorrow " I don’t know because there’s none here. | |||
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"What colour is a mirror?" Probably blue | |||
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"Who Let the Dogs Out ?" Rider. From paw patrol. | |||
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"Can I ask you a question?" Privately yes. On here no. | |||
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"Why is whenever you dial the wrong number it is never engaged?" Because you can’t marry a phone number. Hope that helps | |||
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"What’s your favourite origami animal?" I don’t have one. | |||
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"Why won’t any women reply to me? Is it because they are all stuck up and wouldn’t get a look IRL? No it’s most likely because they don’t find you attractive Mrs TMN. Ah that makes sense. Thanks, I’ve been fretting all night." Grow up. | |||
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"What's you're favourite colour?" Blue. | |||
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"Was it you?" Probably not. But I usually get the blame | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame" You even had her in the shower, FFS! | |||
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"Wth is Blockchain????? "Sounds like something gangster. | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS!" Oh. No that wasn’t me. | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. " You were caught red handed, Rayvon | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon "My next door neighbour isn’t even peng. | |||
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"AMA x" Why? | |||
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"AMA x Why? " Because I’m horny | |||
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"Is it rude to start an AMA and then not answer? 🤔😂😘 No. Not on fab. " Where would it be rude to start an AMA and then not answer? 🤔😇 | |||
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"Is it rude to start an AMA and then not answer? 🤔😂😘 No. Not on fab. Where would it be rude to start an AMA and then not answer? 🤔😇" in person | |||
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"What is the ratio of men to women here pls" 99/1 by the look of it☹️ | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
My next door neighbour isn’t even peng. "I'm your next door neighbour  | |||
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"How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the waggly tail." A blow job. | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
My next door neighbour isn’t even peng.
I'm your next door neighbour "You wish | |||
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My next door neighbour isn’t even peng.
I'm your next door neighbour
You wish"YOU wish | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
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I'm your next door neighbour
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YOU wish "I do | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
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I'm your next door neighbour
You wish
YOU wish
I do"Shall I move in? | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
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You wish
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Shall I move in?"Unfortunately my building isn’t accessible | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
My next door neighbour isn’t even peng.
I'm your next door neighbour
You wish
YOU wish
I do
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Unfortunately my building isn’t accessible"This is a flaw in the plan. Fancy a 1980s bungalow in a semi-rural setting?  | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
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You wish
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This is a flaw in the plan. Fancy a 1980s bungalow in a semi-rural setting? "Depends on how many other black people live there | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
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You wish
YOU wish
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This is a flaw in the plan. Fancy a 1980s bungalow in a semi-rural setting?
Depends on how many other black people live there"Erm. On this street? Or more widely?  | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
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I'm your next door neighbour
You wish
YOU wish
I do
Shall I move in?
Unfortunately my building isn’t accessible
This is a flaw in the plan. Fancy a 1980s bungalow in a semi-rural setting?
Depends on how many other black people live there
Erm. On this street? Or more widely? "well then. I’m happy in London | |||
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"Was it you? Probably not. But I usually get the blame You even had her in the shower, FFS! Oh. No that wasn’t me. You were caught red handed, Rayvon
My next door neighbour isn’t even peng.
I'm your next door neighbour
You wish
YOU wish
I do
Shall I move in?
Unfortunately my building isn’t accessible
This is a flaw in the plan. Fancy a 1980s bungalow in a semi-rural setting?
Depends on how many other black people live there
Erm. On this street? Or more widely? well then. I’m happy in London"
This street did have one black person but they moved out of our house last year. | |||
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"What Does the Fox Say?" Fancy a bj | |||
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"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? For clarity: Wood in this context is wood and not an erect penis." 69 woods. | |||
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"What Does the Fox Say? Fancy a bj" Will You Love Me Tomorrow? | |||
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"What colour knickers am I wearing? Joke. You’re not. " Damn it, you caught me out!!! | |||
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"What Does the Fox Say? Fancy a bj Will You Love Me Tomorrow? " Forever and ever babe | |||
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"What colour knickers am I wearing? Joke. You’re not. Damn it, you caught me out!!! " I’m a clever boy | |||
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"What colour knickers am I wearing? Joke. You’re not. Damn it, you caught me out!!! " . Oh yes, absolutely stunning. It would certainly catch me up wearing them.  | |||
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"What Does the Fox Say? Fancy a bj Will You Love Me Tomorrow? Forever and ever babe" What Have I Done to Deserve This? | |||
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"What Does the Fox Say? Fancy a bj Will You Love Me Tomorrow? Forever and ever babe What Have I Done to Deserve This?" great tits | |||
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"How do you get verified if no one will meet unverified people? " it's a vicious circle not verified can't get meets how to get verified | |||
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"What's the difference between a duck?" and what? | |||
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"Why won’t any women reply to me? Is it because they are all stuck up and wouldn’t get a look IRL?" Clearly they're crazy | |||
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"Why won’t any women reply to me? Is it because they are all stuck up and wouldn’t get a look IRL? Clearly they're crazy "Ooo, TMN, you’re welcome. | |||
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"Will I ever not feel sleepy?" get some dick | |||
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"What’s the last filthy banger you listened to? I need some new songs to listen to 🎧 " Doechii- Denial is a river | |||
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"Faf?" If you can pick me up. Shag me somewhere. And drop me back. I’d have a shower. Yes. | |||
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"What’s the last filthy banger you listened to? I need some new songs to listen to 🎧 Doechii- Denial is a river" Yep, that’s a filthy banger 🤜 🤛 | |||
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"Will I ever not feel sleepy?" I'm sleepy allll the time -Mrs | |||
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"Faf? If you can pick me up. Shag me somewhere. And drop me back. I’d have a shower. Yes. " See you in 2 hrs 🤣 | |||
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"Faf? If you can pick me up. Shag me somewhere. And drop me back. I’d have a shower. Yes. See you in 2 hrs 🤣" Ok | |||
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"What should I eat? Plantain. Fried. " 😂 I heard you in my head saying it wrong. | |||
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"What's the difference between a duck? and what? " Nothing - google it | |||
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"What's the difference between a duck? and what? Nothing - google it " That would be cheating.  | |||
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"What should I eat? Plantain. Fried. 😂 I heard you in my head saying it wrong. " I hate you | |||
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"What’s the difference between light and hard?" You can get to sleep with a light on🤣 | |||
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"What’s the difference between light and hard?" hard is nicer to look at | |||
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"Are you coming MLS?" Are you? | |||
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"Are you coming MLS? Are you?" Depends who is asking | |||
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"Are you coming MLS? Are you? Depends who is asking" Me | |||
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"Why do I have a headache?" Eat something | |||
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"When will I feel better?" Couple of days. | |||
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"Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Because they water it | |||
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"Whats the average hard on number per day for mature guys" ZERO. | |||
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"Who would win in a fight: Peter Kay vs Michael McIntyre? " kay. | |||
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"Do you want to re-enact scenes from When Harry Met Sally with me sometime?" Yes. Next question. | |||
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"Why do I have a headache? Eat something" I'm hungry  | |||
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"Why did the cow jump over the moon ? " Girl, I have a flying pig to sell you | |||
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"Are you coming MLS?" No | |||
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"Of all the foods that taste like chicken, why don't eggs?" Because they’re not chickens | |||
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"If oranges could talk what accent would they have" A weird one | |||
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"What should I wear to a social? The theme is red. 💘" Something Christmassy | |||
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"Are you a magic 8 ball in disguise? 🎱" Who said I’m in disguise | |||
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"Where's my picnic social Invite? 🥪" 🫧 | |||
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"Where's my picnic social Invite? 🥪 🫧" I'll keep an eye on my inbox, 🥪 | |||
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"Where's my picnic social Invite? 🥪 🫧 I'll keep an eye on my inbox, 🥪" 🍞ing | |||
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"Where's my picnic social Invite? 🥪 🫧 I'll keep an eye on my inbox, 🥪🍞ing" Great!! I'll bring pork pies...should be fun 😊 🥪 | |||
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"Flat earth or round earth lol " The world is a football. | |||
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"Why the fuck are people so annoying? 🤣" I can’t answer that on here | |||
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"Why the fuck are people so annoying? 🤣 I can’t answer that on here " 🤣 | |||
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"Best left back replacement for Robertson?" Lewis Hall. | |||
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"Davies or Hernandez " I don’t know either- Hernandez | |||
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"Rangers or Celtic " I’ve always liked both but if I was watching them play I’ve always rooted for Celtic. | |||
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