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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over

on the beach, a strawberry daquiry, a g&t, a baileys or perhaps something else?. I am not serving though, sorry. It's an honesty bar. Just help yourselves.

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Yes please, any will be nice x

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Baileys. Bottle of

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Yes please, any will be nice x "

I said I am not serving, you state what you want and help yourself

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By *eesside AnubisMan
3 weeks ago

North East


"on the beach, a strawberry daquiry, a g&t, a baileys or perhaps something else?. I am not serving though, sorry. It's an honesty bar. Just help yourselves.

"

I don't drink so would have to be a Pepsi max

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Yes please, any will be nice x

I said I am not serving, you state what you want and help yourself "

Need to put my glasses on!!! .

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I'm taking a bottle of honey JD please MB I'll be over in the corner if you'd like to join me

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"on the beach, a strawberry daquiry, a g&t, a baileys or perhaps something else?. I am not serving though, sorry. It's an honesty bar. Just help yourselves.

I don't drink so would have to be a Pepsi max "

Will that be a cherry one?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I'm taking a bottle of honey JD please MB I'll be over in the corner if you'd like to join me"

I am not serving so that sounds like a great offer to me. And we can observe how honest they are too

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Fife come join me with ya baileys x

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'm taking a bottle of honey JD please MB I'll be over in the corner if you'd like to join me

I am not serving so that sounds like a great offer to me. And we can observe how honest they are too "

Champion one shot poured out for you take a pew and get watching

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x"

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though "

blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x "

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv "

we did. We have!

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv we did. We have! "

I have arranged a booth

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I'm taking a bottle of honey JD please MB I'll be over in the corner if you'd like to join me

I am not serving so that sounds like a great offer to me. And we can observe how honest they are too

Champion one shot poured out for you take a pew and get watching "

Let me grab some nuts

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv we did. We have!

I have arranged a booth "

ooooh!!!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv we did. We have!

I have arranged a booth ooooh!!! "

It's a photo booth for pics to upload

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv we did. We have!

I have arranged a booth ooooh!!!

It's a photo booth for pics to upload "

Lens will get steamed up

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Fife come join me with ya baileys x

Move over.....I'll want to suck your nipples though blimey fife straight to it!! Lmfao x

We've danced the dance. Time for lurvv we did. We have!

I have arranged a booth ooooh!!!

It's a photo booth for pics to upload

Lens will get steamed up "

Haha x

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

If you've got the ingredients, I'll have a Godfather (don't worry, I know how to make it), not forgetting a side of sex please 😏

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I'm taking a bottle of honey JD please MB I'll be over in the corner if you'd like to join me

I am not serving so that sounds like a great offer to me. And we can observe how honest they are too

Champion one shot poured out for you take a pew and get watching

Let me grab some nuts "

Salted or dry roasted?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over

You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London

Me

It's been too long 🍸

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I'm taking a bottle of honey JD please MB I'll be over in the corner if you'd like to join me

I am not serving so that sounds like a great offer to me. And we can observe how honest they are too

Champion one shot poured out for you take a pew and get watching

Let me grab some nuts

Salted or dry roasted?"

One of each. So 4 packets

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same. "

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
3 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

All the cock…tails for me please!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
3 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"on the beach, a strawberry daquiry, a g&t, a baileys or perhaps something else?. I am not serving though, sorry. It's an honesty bar. Just help yourselves.

"

Sipping on a Hurricane right now…

Going to follow that with an espresso, baileys and kahlua…

So Lah de dah round here

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔 "

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"on the beach, a strawberry daquiry, a g&t, a baileys or perhaps something else?. I am not serving though, sorry. It's an honesty bar. Just help yourselves.

Sipping on a Hurricane right now…

Going to follow that with an espresso, baileys and kahlua…

So Lah de dah round here"

Are you now? What comes after?

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By *ocusMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

Old Fashioned for me, please!

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By *umagain58Man
3 weeks ago

London

It’s hot here

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean? "

Who's being naughty? 😳

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Old Fashioned for me, please!"

Yes it is

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

Who's being naughty? 😳"

Mainly Minxy and a few others. Might bar them soon. Vinxen and I trying to have a a drink in yhe corner and they are just misbehaving all around us

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By *irkdiggler2019Man
3 weeks ago

Clonakilty

I'll work the bar making the drinks

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

Who's being naughty? 😳

Mainly Minxy and a few others. Might bar them soon. Vinxen and I trying to have a a drink in yhe corner and they are just misbehaving all around us"

huh!!! Fife left me, I’m been sitting all on my own! x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I'll work the bar making the drinks "

That's good of you. Go gor it. Watch the measures though

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean? "

Oooh little punishments sounds very good

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

Who's being naughty? 😳

Mainly Minxy and a few others. Might bar them soon. Vinxen and I trying to have a a drink in yhe corner and they are just misbehaving all around us huh!!! Fife left me, I’m been sitting all on my own! x"

I'll pop over & keep you occupied... Sorry .. company 😏

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

Who's being naughty? 😳

Mainly Minxy and a few others. Might bar them soon. Vinxen and I trying to have a a drink in yhe corner and they are just misbehaving all around us huh!!! Fife left me, I’m been sitting all on my own! x"

All right Patti. Someone will be over soon

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

Who's being naughty? 😳

Mainly Minxy and a few others. Might bar them soon. Vinxen and I trying to have a a drink in yhe corner and they are just misbehaving all around us huh!!! Fife left me, I’m been sitting all on my own! x

All right Patti. Someone will be over soon "

Patti 😂😂😂

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands


"You see how the ly are all behaving? This used to be a nice bar ckassy bar. Then that Toots bar opened next door where anything goes and now they all come here and carry on the same.

Maybe start setting some fines, or some chores for them they might behave better 🤔

Good idea but needs refining. How about little punishments and also the chores yiu are suggesting. Like a smacked bottom or wash the glasses. Is that what you mean?

Who's being naughty? 😳

Mainly Minxy and a few others. Might bar them soon. Vinxen and I trying to have a a drink in yhe corner and they are just misbehaving all around us huh!!! Fife left me, I’m been sitting all on my own! x

All right Patti. Someone will be over soon "

I've already occupied the vacant spot 😏

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over

I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table "

😅

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table "

salty ones?

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By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I'm just about to make a Dracarys. Anybody want one?

Bourbon, ginger wine and vodka shaken with fresh ginger, lime, brown sugar and a touch of black pepper. Then served topped with lemonade.

It's like a spicy version of a dark and stormy.

Also making a pitcher of Singapore sling if anyone wants to get fruity.

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By *ondonlad_88Man
3 weeks ago

south East

I want some sex..me please

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"I'm just about to make a Dracarys. Anybody want one?

Bourbon, ginger wine and vodka shaken with fresh ginger, lime, brown sugar and a touch of black pepper. Then served topped with lemonade.

It's like a spicy version of a dark and stormy.

Also making a pitcher of Singapore sling if anyone wants to get fruity."

oh yes please x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I'm just about to make a Dracarys. Anybody want one?

Bourbon, ginger wine and vodka shaken with fresh ginger, lime, brown sugar and a touch of black pepper. Then served topped with lemonade.

It's like a spicy version of a dark and stormy.

Also making a pitcher of Singapore sling if anyone wants to get fruity."

Now that sounds something I can be pursuaded for. Dracarys for me please

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I want some sex..me please "

Do you? We have rules here . No sex own the premises

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table "

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Me

It's been too long 🍸"

How was your first. Do you want another? Whatvwas it? Not serving mind but help yourself. It's an honesty bar

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen"

Ouch, mind

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

Ouch, mind "

Oh ill be gentle when I put my head on the table.....

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London


"Me

It's been too long 🍸

How was your first. Do you want another? Whatvwas it? Not serving mind but help yourself. It's an honesty bar "

My first from where? I need a second drink 🍸🍸

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Me

It's been too long 🍸

How was your first. Do you want another? Whatvwas it? Not serving mind but help yourself. It's an honesty bar

My first from where? I need a second drink 🍸🍸"

But what are you drinking?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

Ouch, mind

Oh ill be gentle when I put my head on the table....."

Or we might end with peanut butter

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

Ouch, mind

Oh ill be gentle when I put my head on the table.....

Or we might end with peanut butter "

I like peanut butter

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

Ouch, mind

Oh ill be gentle when I put my head on the table.....

Or we might end with peanut butter

I like peanut butter"

Have you had an Elvis sandwich?

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"

I like peanut butter

Have you had an Elvis sandwich? "

Would that be a pbj I've never had one though

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"

I like peanut butter

Have you had an Elvis sandwich?

Would that be a pbj I've never had one though"

two pieces of bread, spread thick with creamy peanut butter, topped with sliced or mashed banana, crowned with thick strips of bacon, and fried in a skillet.

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"

I like peanut butter

Have you had an Elvis sandwich?

Would that be a pbj I've never had one though

two pieces of bread, spread thick with creamy peanut butter, topped with sliced or mashed banana, crowned with thick strips of bacon, and fried in a skillet. "

Never ever had one, it does sound different

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"

I like peanut butter

Have you had an Elvis sandwich?

Would that be a pbj I've never had one though

two pieces of bread, spread thick with creamy peanut butter, topped with sliced or mashed banana, crowned with thick strips of bacon, and fried in a skillet.

Never ever had one, it does sound different "

Lets fo a thread. See who had one.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
3 weeks ago

North West UK


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

Ouch, mind

Oh ill be gentle when I put my head on the table.....

Or we might end with peanut butter

I like peanut butter

Have you had an Elvis sandwich? "

Is that one placed in a sandwich bag and "all shook up"

Or if I've bought it, do I "return to sender"

Haha

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I think Vixen gone to sleep with her head on my nuts.

My packet of nuts on the table

I'm still here but falling asleep on your nuts might happen

Ouch, mind

Oh ill be gentle when I put my head on the table.....

Or we might end with peanut butter

I like peanut butter

Have you had an Elvis sandwich?

Is that one placed in a sandwich bag and "all shook up"

Or if I've bought it, do I "return to sender"

Haha "

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