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"I must have got forever winter "It'll be our little secret  | |||
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"I can hear my little fella shouting occasionally. “Oi, yes you…..oi! I’m still fkin here!”"  | |||
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"Yes and no ... I've found mine more reluctant to do household chores in the winter months..." What a clever penis you have  | |||
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"I can hear my little fella shouting occasionally. “Oi, yes you…..oi! I’m still fkin here!” "Just nip down and have a word with him.  | |||
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"I must have got forever winter
It'll be our little secret "Looking at you makes it summer again though  | |||
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"Despite using large condoms, my dick is small year round " A bit like an ever green I imagine? 🤔 | |||
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"Despite using large condoms, my dick is small year round " It's not your dick getting smaller, it's more your bollocks getting near your knees 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Despite using large condoms, my dick is small year round A bit like an ever green I imagine? 🤔" Yes | |||
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"Despite using large condoms, my dick is small year round It's not your dick getting smaller, it's more your bollocks getting near your knees 🤣🤣" yeah. | |||
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"If it's on social media... It's definitely true 🥪" That's where I get all my nuggets of wisdom | |||
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"It's partially true but I'm not "suffering", per se. I mitigate the issue by seeking SAQs — Seasonally Atrophied Quims. 🙂" | |||
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"Sadly yes…this morning’s park run might have made it permanent!" Oh dear I've heard hot coals help?  | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " Oh terribly Does this mean I get a winter Willie tax rebate  | |||
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"My undercarriage is like a hedgehog's snout right now " | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 Oh terribly Does this mean I get a winter Willie tax rebate "Yes, 50p per inch lost  | |||
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"Yes and no ... I've found mine more reluctant to do household chores in the winter months... What a clever penis you have "Clever, yes, penis currently no | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " 67% of statistics are made up. It's probably only 5% smaller, but the cold weather is a convenient excuse to claim 'it's usually way bigger than this, honest......' 70% of cases can be cured by sending boob pics apparently. 🤷♂️ *or by using deep heat as lube. | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 67% of statistics are made up. It's probably only 5% smaller, but the cold weather is a convenient excuse to claim 'it's usually way bigger than this, honest......' 70% of cases can be cured by sending boob pics apparently. 🤷♂️ *or by using deep heat as lube." God loves a trier | |||
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂" 😬🥶🤣 | |||
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂" You don’t do that al the time? It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more. | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " You’ve just seen the same lad bible post on insta as me. Is it winter all year round? | |||
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂 You don’t do that al the time? It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more. " I prefer to whip it out and shake it all about 😂😂 | |||
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂 You don’t do that al the time? It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more. I prefer to whip it out and shake it all about 😂😂" I like doing the little bum shuffle to shake it about while I’m sat down. Bob some music on in the bathroom and it’s like a disco move. | |||
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"I have to sit down to take a pee in winter 🥶😂 You don’t do that al the time? It’s the future mate. Embrace the sit down piss forever more. I prefer to whip it out and shake it all about 😂😂 I like doing the little bum shuffle to shake it about while I’m sat down. Bob some music on in the bathroom and it’s like a disco move." Sounds like Boogie Nights 😂 | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " Mine was already fuckign tiny! I’m afraid if we decide to meet up you may have to find the fucker if this winder dick is true! | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " Yeah, not knocking against those cervix’s atm. | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " It's does get smaller when in the placid mode but once erect it's back to normal | |||
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"I like the fact that it's just above my knee now 😇" Do you still have to roll and tuck? Or does the winter penis self-fold? | |||
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"Just need a pair of warm hands on it to make it bigger😉😈" Warm hands, cold heart 😬😬 | |||
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"Just need a pair of warm hands on it to make it bigger😉😈" Exactly. Well said | |||
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"SAD (seasonally adjusted dick) is real. "It'll soon be spring | |||
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"Bella, did you have pigs-in-blankets during Xmas? I've got another one here if you want it. X" Sorry, I'm doing veganuary | |||
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"Mine goes in a shoebox for the winter. I put in some straw, cotton wool and chia seeds. You might have seen me with him on Blue Peter." | |||
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"SAD (seasonally adjusted dick) is real.
It'll soon be spring "Like the daffodils, it will rise again ! 🌞 | |||
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"I like the fact that it's just above my knee now 😇 Do you still have to roll and tuck? Or does the winter penis self-fold? "Luckily it's not a roll and tuck job anymore but the loose joggers are definitely handy! | |||
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"I like the fact that it's just above my knee now 😇 Do you still have to roll and tuck? Or does the winter penis self-fold?
Luckily it's not a roll and tuck job anymore but the loose joggers are definitely handy!"I'm sure tight joggers would work better | |||
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"SAD (seasonally adjusted dick) is real.
It'll soon be spring
Like the daffodils, it will rise again ! 🌞" | |||
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"I definitely get shrinky winky in the extreme cold "Does it become a pathetic 8 inches? Hardly worth leaving the house 😆 | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " Sadly its true | |||
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"I definitely get shrinky winky in the extreme cold "Shrinky wonky, they should definitely rename it that | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 " Mine just will not make the damn bed. | |||
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"I definitely get shrinky winky in the extreme cold
Does it become a pathetic 8 inches? Hardly worth leaving the house 😆" | |||
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"Mine got frost bite and fell off." Ouch did they manage to glue it back on?! | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 Sadly its true "Winter will soon be over 🙏 | |||
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"Winter penis... I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother? Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard "What a perv, I bet he's on fab! | |||
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"That’s why Jon Snow warned everyone that winter was coming…" I was just thinking that
It's that look of dread.. as he reaches for his crotch | |||
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"Probably why mines disappeared "It'll be there somewhere. Have you tried rubbing it with chilli powder to warm it up 🤔🤔 | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 Mine just will not make the damn bed." Another lazy penis | |||
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"Generally for me no. But I can confirm "600 miles on a motorbike in one Winter's day penis" was most definitely a thing in 1993. For about 36 hours I had a shrivelled up and traumatised clit-cock. " A whole 36 hours to recover | |||
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Apparently whenever he’s outside for long periods of time and it’s really cold that happens. I can’t get the image out of my head, it looked like a thimble | |||
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"Winter penis... I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother? Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab! "I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm. | |||
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"Apparently, it's an actual condition where your penis is 50% smaller and makes tasks in the bedroom "more difficult" as per, some post I read on social media. Is it true, gents, are you suffering? 🥶🍆 Oh terribly Does this mean I get a winter Willie tax rebate
Yes, 50p per inch lost "Stay the same then | |||
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"Didn’t think it was a thing - but happy to add it the the excuse list!" You're welcome | |||
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"My dicks not changed. Although after football on a sunday morning I try not to look 🤦♂️ " | |||
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"How come snowmen aren't affected? That damn carrot never suffers ! ☃️" You know how they make rabbits see in the dark? I think it's something to do with that? | |||
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"Winter penis... I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother? Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab!
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm."I could think of worse ways to go | |||
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"Winter penis... I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother? Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab!
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm.
I could think of worse ways to go "I guess unlike his brother he comes more than once a year 😂 | |||
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"Generally for me no. But I can confirm "600 miles on a motorbike in one Winter's day penis" was most definitely a thing in 1993. For about 36 hours I had a shrivelled up and traumatised clit-cock. A whole 36 hours to recover "And about 8 warm, borderline hot, baths and showers. The chill was radiating through my thighs for almost a day as well - really cold to the touch. Never got a cold in the four years I was a motorbike despatch rider - I think the extreme cold somehow stopped...getting a cold 🤷🏻♂️. | |||
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"Winter penis... I thought this was Father Christmas's randy brother? Kinda like a Christmassy Pat Mustard
What a perv, I bet he's on fab!
I think the actor who played him is in fact dead. I blame all those sex starved hussies. They shagged him to death. Death by orgasm.
I could think of worse ways to go
I guess unlike his brother he comes more than once a year 😂" | |||
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