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"I might win " Granny pushes past Ruggers .... oh shit ...No .. Granny hangs behind Ruggers putting her in winning position. | |||
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"You're only in front by a short head. I've got two lengths on Ruggers" A man with two lengths ! I've been looking for you all my life ! ( Groucho Marx Voice ) | |||
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"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun " Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit? | |||
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"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?" And heres me thinking you were going to let me win....you are not kind at all are you !! | |||
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"Msscheeky gallops into the lead... " I find myself imagining lovely miss cheeky chops on a collar and lead..... | |||
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"I might win " You win all the time | |||
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"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit? And heres me thinking you were going to let me win....you are not kind at all are you !! " To small children and animals YES ! To competitors in life changing competitions ...... no! | |||
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"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead..... Stay at the back ........ loonies." I'm coming up the rear | |||
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"I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny" Never heard it called a wad before | |||
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"I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny Never heard it called a wad before " His is a WadWad ...... apparently | |||
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"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead..... Stay at the back ........ loonies. I'm coming up the rear" Thought I felt something | |||
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"Remember, those who are riding theres no whips allowed on the final length,, " Have you ever done it Donkey Style ? | |||
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"Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot" You got the shits? | |||
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"Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot You got the shits? " Yes.. I've douched | |||
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"I've only got little legs." you can clip clop then ..... Boing Boing Boing ......... | |||
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"Can I come first? " Rumour has it that's often the case. | |||
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"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof" Gay Samurai? | |||
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"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof Gay Samurai? " I might have been at school with her. | |||
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"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof Gay Samurai? " Don't know about Gay but he was pretty happy | |||
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"I've only got little legs. you can clip clop then ..... Boing Boing Boing ........." Is Zebedee technically allowed to compete | |||
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"I've only got little legs. you can clip clop then ..... Boing Boing Boing ......... Is Zebedee technically allowed to compete " It sounds like Zebedee but it's Houdini on a bad day. | |||
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"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan! " I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol | |||
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"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan! I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol" There's a challenge. I'm not sure my little legs can keep up though. | |||
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"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan! I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol" Blimey imagine if it would have been a burger | |||
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"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan! I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol Blimey imagine if it would have been a burger " Carrot dangling is not allowed. We are having continental weekend and it's Zucchini all the way Yeeee haaaaaaaaa burro ! | |||
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"Is this thread still open?" No! What makes you think that ? | |||
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"Yippy-kai-yay mother-hubbard! " Rollin Rollin Rollin ... Keep those dawgies movin... | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg." Not more legs ? | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg." ooh space hopper . Such fun them things | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg." Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! " It does look wrinkly ... | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! " It can only be as old as you are. | |||
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"Is this thread still open? No! What makes you think that ?" Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! " You've been buggered by a spacehopper? | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! It can only be as old as you are." I dunno. I reckon his chopper was born a couple of hours before the rest of him finally appeared | |||
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"Is this thread still open? No! What makes you think that ? Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won" You'll never get a male to say you have won. | |||
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"Is this thread still open? No! What makes you think that ? Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won You'll never get a male to say you have won. " I have one of what | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! It can only be as old as you are." Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! It can only be as old as you are. Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! " That's a really old chopper. | |||
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"Is this thread still open? No! What makes you think that ? Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won You'll never get a male to say you have won. I have one of what" Lots of them will get stuck on the two. | |||
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"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg. Spacehopper be buggered!! I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! It can only be as old as you are. Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! " hmmmmmm, third hand............is that the same as a third leg!? | |||
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"In a game of cricket, you can have a third man, a square leg, long leg, backward short leg, leg gully and a leg slip, but never a third leg *courtesy of the useless information department*" Isn't there something about a silly leg or something too? | |||
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"Is this thread still open? No! What makes you think that ? Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won You'll never get a male to say you have won. I have one of what Lots of them will get stuck on the two." Ahhh I three | |||
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"Silly mid on or silly mid off positions do exist, but no silly leg unfortunately " But there is a fine leg - or is that just what I think when I fancy a cricketer? | |||
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"But there is a fine leg - or is that just what I think when I fancy a cricketer?" I think a deep fine leg might be more more up your street | |||
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"Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street? " You're batting on a sticky wicket young lady | |||
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"AND it's an amazing scene here in the final furlongs of the fabby dabby doo doo race WHAT an amazing final SPURT coming from ENDANGERED SPECIES! They think it's all over.......but it ISN'T YET. Can the old guy come thro???? " And here he COMES now - can he PULL it off? Can he even get someone to pull it off for him??? | |||
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"Can I come first? Rumour has it that's often the case." No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma | |||
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"Chug Chug ...... I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!" Quick nows our chance folks | |||
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"Can I come first? Rumour has it that's often the case. No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma " There's always Bi-sodol. Won't help your prejaculation tho | |||
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"Chug Chug ...... I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !! Quick nows our chance folks" oi.... I got sidetracked. | |||
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"Can I come first? Rumour has it that's often the case. No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma There's always Bi-sodol. Won't help your prejaculation tho " I can stuff Rennies down me Japs eye.... should stop the dam bursting | |||
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"I'm the last It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ " Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse | |||
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"Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street? You're batting on a sticky wicket young lady " I try ...... Oh how i try | |||
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"I'm the last It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse " Oh oh ......... she said the F word......! Right im off for sausage n beans or porridge can't make my mind up. Would have been egg on toast but even Jesus can't make toast without bread. | |||
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"I'm the last It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ " What? Are you suggesting people have the ability to sneakily dive on a thread after it's hit 175? Surely not!!! *See you at 180! | |||
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"Is there a form to fill in etc? " You've just filled it in. You might need to jog around a bit to warm up. | |||
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"I'm the last It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ What? Are you suggesting people have the ability to sneakily dive on a thread after it's hit 175? I thought the record was 182? Surely not!!! *See you at 180! " | |||
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"I'm the last It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ " *practises les dawson impression and tunes vocal chords* | |||
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"Is there a form to fill in etc? " No ..We are not beura...boorow... b e a u r a.... Mad on paper work. Get hanging back .... | |||
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"I'm the last It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse Oh oh ......... she said the F word......! Right im off for sausage n beans or porridge can't make my mind up. Would have been egg on toast but even Jesus can't make toast without bread. " What did you have? I had crunchy nut cornflakes. | |||
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"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ? Ah ...... just another test drive." Humming? Surely you mean purring Granny? | |||
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"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ? Ah ...... just another test drive. Humming? Surely you mean purring Granny? " Mmmmmm no...... I stuck a nana in the exhaust. | |||
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"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ? Ah ...... just another test drive. Humming? Surely you mean purring Granny? Mmmmmm no...... I stuck a nana in the exhaust." One of your buddies from the W.I.? | |||
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"AND here he comes again crawling along - 'the tortoise' of the race ENDANGERED SPECIES - ambling towards the finish line in fine style! N not a Zimmer frame or nana scooter to assist him along! AMAZING (someone get gas n air on standby PLSE " I think me gammy leg gonna be playing up soon if the race is much longer!!! 'nurse slug me a fortifying chocolate asap ' | |||
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"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana " Isn't that one of the A team? | |||
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"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana Isn't that one of the A team?" Baracas ! | |||
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"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint." Bendy!!! I'm jealous | |||
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"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint." I thought you'd fallen over Lickety!! I was gonna give St Johns Ambulance a shout to come and stick you in one of those shiny sheets!! | |||
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"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana Isn't that one of the A team? Baracas !" I was only asking | |||
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"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint. I thought you'd fallen over Lickety!! I was gonna give St Johns Ambulance a shout to come and stick you in one of those shiny sheets!! " You're not the only one. When I fall it tends to be forward and onto my face. | |||
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"Ok. I've won. Close this thread now " Nope, still trundling along. I had a brief stop for some cocklate but I'm holding a steady pace. | |||
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"Ok. I've won. Close this thread now " Too late, I won aaaages ago. | |||
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"What's occurring in here?" Nothing! | |||
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"Don't let it slow you down, the finish line is in sight" At this rate I might still win if I return when I need a choccy break later this afternoon. | |||
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"Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time. I blew my full load on her too" | |||
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"Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time. I blew my full load on her too " She was 5-1 | |||
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"No not yet but I am in the lead." No I am! | |||
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"Everybody shuffling?" LMFAO? | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO?" What do you think? | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO? What do you think?" More of a giggle. | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO? What do you think? More of a giggle." Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together. | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO? What do you think? More of a giggle. Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together." Challenge accepted. | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO? What do you think? More of a giggle. Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together. Challenge accepted." It might require your time travel skills to achieve this. | |||
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"Are you two having a little competition? " Just giggling and wiggling. | |||
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"Are you two having a little competition? " No we are a team. | |||
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"Are you two having a little competition? No we are a team. " Is Ryan the competition then? | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO? What do you think? More of a giggle. Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together. Challenge accepted. It might require your time travel skills to achieve this." I have the old girl fired up and ready to rip relativity a new arse hole. | |||
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"Are you two having a little competition? No we are a team. Is Ryan the competition then? " He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting. | |||
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"Everybody shuffling? LMFAO? What do you think? More of a giggle. Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together. Challenge accepted. It might require your time travel skills to achieve this. I have the old girl fired up and ready to rip relativity a new arse hole. " I does wuv u. Hand in hand across time and space and into the winners enclosure. | |||
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"Are you two having a little competition? No we are a team. Is Ryan the competition then? He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting." You know he is sitting there brooding right this second. | |||
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"Are you two having a little competition? No we are a team. Is Ryan the competition then? He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting." Yes and I bet his fingers are paused and ready right now! | |||
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"Just got home, am I too late to win the championship??? " You could be! | |||
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"Just got home, am I too late to win the championship??? You could be!" Bugger! | |||
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