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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

And they are off.

Granny Crumpet is in the lead.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I might win

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I might win "

Granny pushes past Ruggers .... oh shit ...No ..

Granny hangs behind Ruggers putting her in winning position.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You're only in front by a short head. I've got two lengths on Ruggers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"You're only in front by a short head. I've got two lengths on Ruggers"

A man with two lengths ! I've been looking for you all my life ! ( Groucho Marx Voice )

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Two lengths? wow, he is blessed

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun "

Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I missed starter's orders as I was too busy ordering starters

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun

Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?"

And heres me thinking you were going to let me win....you are not kind at all are you !!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Msscheeky gallops into the lead...

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Msscheeky gallops into the lead... "

I find myself imagining lovely miss cheeky chops on a collar and lead.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might win "

You win all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comes up the inside and away I gallop. Eat my dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallops up on the outside shaking her booty at everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lapped you all. Come on keep up!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just paused for a little light grazing, will soon be showing everyone a clean set of hooves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I kill a thread does that count

I'm super good at that

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

But i just sneaked in from nowhere.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Noooo don't let me win....thats not so much fun

Nooooooo you have to be behind to win. If I fall back im in the lead..... geddit?

And heres me thinking you were going to let me win....you are not kind at all are you !! "

To small children and animals YES !

To competitors in life changing competitions ...... no!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies."

I'm coming up the rear

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny"

Never heard it called a wad before

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm gonna slap my wad on Granny

Never heard it called a wad before "

His is a WadWad ...... apparently

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies.

I'm coming up the rear"

Thought I felt something

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls back a couple of lengths

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Good job im not over competitive ,ill just slip in one length x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gone off course and stops at ashby de la zouch for a few biscuits

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Remember, those who are riding theres no whips allowed on the final length,,

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Remember, those who are riding theres no whips allowed on the final length,, "

Have you ever done it Donkey Style ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick reminder to those galloping ahead.....

Stay at the back ........ loonies.

I'm coming up the rear

Thought I felt something "

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Vrooooooooooooooooooooom !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot"

You got the shits?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've only got little legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trit trot Trit trot Trit trot

You got the shits? "

Yes.. I've douched

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I've only got little legs."

you can clip clop then .....

Boing Boing Boing .........

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Running as fast as I can. Will this count for the avatar challenge?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh yes...... every effort counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come first?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Can I come first? "

Rumour has it that's often the case.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How much further?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought 175 was the highest a thread could go before it was closed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I thought 175 was the highest a thread could go before it was closed?"

Some folk like to extend the limit.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof"

Gay Samurai?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof

Gay Samurai? "

I might have been at school with her.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's just last on the thread. It might go the whole course but then someone might just start n .....who knows - Ninja Poof

Gay Samurai? "

Don't know about Gay but he was pretty happy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've only got little legs.

you can clip clop then .....

Boing Boing Boing ........."

Is Zebedee technically allowed to compete

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I've only got little legs.

you can clip clop then .....

Boing Boing Boing .........

Is Zebedee technically allowed to compete "

It sounds like Zebedee but it's Houdini on a bad day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan! "

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol"

There's a challenge. I'm not sure my little legs can keep up though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol"

Blimey imagine if it would have been a burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread still open?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Doesn't matter what you do - you'll always get gazumped by Ryan!

I wouldn't have dreamed of it until you dangled the carrot lol

Blimey imagine if it would have been a burger "

Carrot dangling is not allowed. We are having continental weekend and it's Zucchini all the way

Yeeee haaaaaaaaa burro !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is this thread still open?"

No! What makes you think that ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Yippy-kai-yay mother-hubbard!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Yippy-kai-yay mother-hubbard!

"

Rollin Rollin Rollin ... Keep those dawgies movin...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg."

Not more legs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg."

ooh space hopper . Such fun them things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg."

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! "

It does look wrinkly ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! "

It can only be as old as you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?"

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!! "

You've been buggered by a spacehopper?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are."

I dunno. I reckon his chopper was born a couple of hours before the rest of him finally appeared

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won"

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

"

I have one of what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are."

Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are.

Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! "

That's a really old chopper.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

I have one of what"

Lots of them will get stuck on the two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Space Hopper for the next leg.

Spacehopper be buggered!!

I'm breaking out my old chopper!!!

It can only be as old as you are.

Ah - not true! It was a hand me down from my elder brother and was second hand when he was given it! "

hmmmmmm, third hand............is that the same as a third leg!?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In a game of cricket, you can have a third man, a square leg, long leg, backward short leg, leg gully and a leg slip, but never a third leg

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"In a game of cricket, you can have a third man, a square leg, long leg, backward short leg, leg gully and a leg slip, but never a third leg

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

Isn't there something about a silly leg or something too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this thread still open?

No! What makes you think that ?

Cos I haven't had a mail yet to say I won

You'll never get a male to say you have won.

I have one of what

Lots of them will get stuck on the two."

Ahhh I three

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Silly mid on or silly mid off positions do exist, but no silly leg unfortunately

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Silly mid on or silly mid off positions do exist, but no silly leg unfortunately "

But there is a fine leg - or is that just what I think when I fancy a cricketer?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"But there is a fine leg - or is that just what I think when I fancy a cricketer?"

I think a deep fine leg might be more more up your street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street? "

You're batting on a sticky wicket young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND it's an amazing scene here in the final furlongs of the fabby dabby doo doo race

WHAT an amazing final SPURT coming from ENDANGERED SPECIES!

They think it's all over.......but it ISN'T YET.

Can the old guy come thro????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND it's an amazing scene here in the final furlongs of the fabby dabby doo doo race

WHAT an amazing final SPURT coming from ENDANGERED SPECIES!

They think it's all over.......but it ISN'T YET.

Can the old guy come thro???? "

And here he COMES now - can he PULL it off? Can he even get someone to pull it off for him???

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Neeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Chug Chug ......

I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm the last "

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come first?

Rumour has it that's often the case."

No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chug Chug ......

I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!"

Quick nows our chance folks

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Can I come first?

Rumour has it that's often the case.

No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma "

There's always Bi-sodol. Won't help your prejaculation tho

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Chug Chug ......

I'm away for a few hours..... No sneaking up !!

Quick nows our chance folks"

oi.... I got sidetracked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come first?

Rumour has it that's often the case.

No sweats... Im a repeater Grandmamma

There's always Bi-sodol. Won't help your prejaculation tho "

I can stuff Rennies down me Japs eye.... should stop the dam bursting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ "

Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont u need a square to play it on and not a street?

You're batting on a sticky wicket young lady "

I try ...... Oh how i try

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse "

Oh oh ......... she said the F word......!

Right im off for sausage n beans or porridge can't make my mind up. Would have been egg on toast but even Jesus can't make toast without bread.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Just over halfway, this is when the stamina starts to kick in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Quick, Granny is off on a brekkie binge. My knees are creaking but still in the race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ "

What?

Are you suggesting people have the ability to sneakily dive on a thread after it's hit 175?

Surely not!!!

*See you at 180!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a form to fill in etc?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is there a form to fill in etc? "

You've just filled it in. You might need to jog around a bit to warm up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

What?

Are you suggesting people have the ability to sneakily dive on a thread after it's hit 175?

I thought the record was 182?

Surely not!!!

*See you at 180! "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........ "

*practises les dawson impression and tunes vocal chords*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is there a form to fill in etc? "

No ..We are not beura...boorow... b e a u r a.... Mad on paper work.

Get hanging back ....

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over a year ago

Ooh were passed the 100 mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the last

It's not over till it's 175 and maybe 1 or 2 more or until the ........

Sorry granny - fat lady wont be singing she's hoarse

Oh oh ......... she said the F word......!

Right im off for sausage n beans or porridge can't make my mind up. Would have been egg on toast but even Jesus can't make toast without bread.

"

What did you have? I had crunchy nut cornflakes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ya ain't crunchin' my nuts with ya steel heels thank you very much madam

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

this is going to be one of these slow burner threads..... lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've had a big lunch. I'm not sure I can go on.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

OMG ...... I'm sweatin' on 63 numbers !

Back off! No talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Cough!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND here he comes again crawling along - 'the tortoise' of the race ENDANGERED SPECIES - ambling towards the finish line in fine style!

N not a Zimmer frame or nana scooter to assist him along! AMAZING

(someone get gas n air on standby PLSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive."

Humming?

Surely you mean purring Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Granny pushes E.S to the front n slips in behind.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive.

Humming?

Surely you mean purring Granny? "

Mmmmmm no...... I stuck a nana in the exhaust.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

narnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooooooo Is that an Aston Martin I hear humming in the background ?

Ah ...... just another test drive.

Humming?

Surely you mean purring Granny?

Mmmmmm no...... I stuck a nana in the exhaust."

One of your buddies from the W.I.?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AND here he comes again crawling along - 'the tortoise' of the race ENDANGERED SPECIES - ambling towards the finish line in fine style!

N not a Zimmer frame or nana scooter to assist him along! AMAZING

(someone get gas n air on standby PLSE "

I think me gammy leg gonna be playing up soon if the race is much longer!!!

'nurse slug me a fortifying chocolate asap '

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana "

Isn't that one of the A team?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

We are def on the final leg ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana

Isn't that one of the A team?"

Baracas !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint."

Bendy!!! I'm jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint."

I thought you'd fallen over Lickety!!

I was gonna give St Johns Ambulance a shout to come and stick you in one of those shiny sheets!!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Noooooo not Lemon Curd Lil or Dorothy Damson ....... a BA nana

Isn't that one of the A team?

Baracas !"

I was only asking

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I did some yoga and I'm ready for a final sprint.

I thought you'd fallen over Lickety!!

I was gonna give St Johns Ambulance a shout to come and stick you in one of those shiny sheets!! "

You're not the only one. When I fall it tends to be forward and onto my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. I've won. Close this thread now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok. I've won. Close this thread now "

Nope, still trundling along. I had a brief stop for some cocklate but I'm holding a steady pace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok. I've won. Close this thread now "

Too late, I won aaaages ago.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think im the last on thread quite a lot

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

shuffle .....

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By *e nicerWoman
over a year ago

Costa del Medway

evenin all

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bump.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bumping along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

outsider bump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casually strolls passed as nobody is around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistles at tease, hey over here.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

What's occurring in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's occurring in here?"

Nothing!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Taking a stroll at lunchtime - is it ok to eat as I take part in the race?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't let it slow you down, the finish line is in sight

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time.

I blew my full load on her too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't let it slow you down, the finish line is in sight"

At this rate I might still win if I return when I need a choccy break later this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time.

I blew my full load on her too"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Did Granny fall at one of the jumps? I'm not sure if she will make it in time.

I blew my full load on her too

"

She was 5-1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

No not yet but I am in the lead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not yet but I am in the lead."

No I am!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latecommer here.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

19 posts to go. I feel a 2nd wind coming on

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am confident of a victory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that time already?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Everybody shuffling?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?"

LMFAO?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?"

What do you think?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?"

More of a giggle.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle."

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you two having a little competition?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together."

Challenge accepted.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

Challenge accepted."

It might require your time travel skills to achieve this.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you two having a little competition? "

Just giggling and wiggling.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Are you two having a little competition? "

No we are a team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team. "

Is Ryan the competition then?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

Challenge accepted.

It might require your time travel skills to achieve this."

I have the old girl fired up and ready to rip relativity a new arse hole.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team.

Is Ryan the competition then? "

He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Everybody shuffling?

LMFAO?

What do you think?

More of a giggle.

Giggle while we walk? If we carry on like this we could cross the line together.

Challenge accepted.

It might require your time travel skills to achieve this.

I have the old girl fired up and ready to rip relativity a new arse hole. "

I does wuv u. Hand in hand across time and space and into the winners enclosure.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team.

Is Ryan the competition then?

He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting."

You know he is sitting there brooding right this second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two having a little competition?

No we are a team.

Is Ryan the competition then?

He's a sneaky deaky that sits in the background waiting for the thread to tick to 177 before posting."

Yes and I bet his fingers are paused and ready right now!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Did I win?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Time and space....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Time dilation engaged.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yay! We're there. [Unless Ryan Dear suddenly appears.]

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm running out of glitter.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think we might have done it my sweet. x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Ah bollocks.

I think my time machine might have broken this thread, I appear to be stuck in it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Save yourself... get out of here.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm stuck.

Got any gold glitter? That usually does the trick.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Gold eyeshadow only. I'm disintegrating fast. Work is pulling me back into its evil grip.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I shouldn't have meddled with the laws of physics like this.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have I won?

I need to shut down the time machine it's getting a bit hot.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Tease and Temptation I bet you didn't think I really had a time machine did you?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Oh shush brightonsteve, just because you can't dilate time there's no need to be bitter.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL steve.

Time to shut close my dilation envelope. I have ran out of glitter and need my tea.

Night night!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just got home, am I too late to win the championship???

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Just got home, am I too late to win the championship??? "

You could be!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just got home, am I too late to win the championship???

You could be!"

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this ever going to end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should we change this to the first to 200?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or 250?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, off to bed now, catch you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bwahahahaha!!

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