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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

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But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Avoid

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Avoid "

Literally only I could have such rubbish luck

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
8 weeks ago

Next Door

Block, she's going to ghost you

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By *dam1971Man
8 weeks ago

Bedford

Maybe after the sex she definitely will want it to be a one-off?

I’ll be honest, I’m not great at being supportive

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I will have sex with you OP

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
8 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Avoid

Literally only I could have such rubbish luck"

Don’t knock it at least you had an offer

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Block, she's going to ghost you "

If I get ghosted again I’m going to[redacted]

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By *ickshawedCouple
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Total red flag

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Maybe after the sex she definitely will want it to be a one-off?

I’ll be honest, I’m not great at being supportive "

You’re actually the funniest person.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

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"I will have sex with you OP"

One off. Kissing? No cuddling after?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I will have sex with you OP

One off. Kissing? No cuddling after?"

No eye contact, fuck me from behind,lights off,no conversation

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By *illy IdolMan
8 weeks ago

Midlands

Stories and fantasies is further down, Steven

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Avoid

Literally only I could have such rubbish luck

Don’t knock it at least you had an offer

"

I have had more offers for sex since UCAS opened this year (1) than I did university offers when I applied (0)

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

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"Total red flag"

Thank you.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

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"I will have sex with you OP

One off. Kissing? No cuddling after?

No eye contact, fuck me from behind,lights off,no conversation "

yeah. In.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Stories and fantasies is further down, Steven"

Ph. Ffs

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By *rHotNottsMan
8 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS "

Maybe she’ll change her mind after

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

Maybe she’ll change her mind after "

Be serious

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B"

Sir, I am not white.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Talk about looking a gift horse square in the mouth and looking for the cloud in the silver lining 😂😂

You could always do the deed and change your identity then move away 😉

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B

Sir, I am not white. "

Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.

B

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By *rdere OpusCouple
8 weeks ago

Brum - ish


"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B

Sir, I am not white.

Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.

B"

I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂

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By *alandNitaCouple
8 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS "

"Do her" again in the morning

Cal

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

Do not let her know where you live!!

Use your burner phone, and a fake name.

In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig.

She'll never be able to track you down.

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever.

You're doomed.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Talk about looking a gift horse square in the mouth and looking for the cloud in the silver lining 😂😂

You could always do the deed and change your identity then move away 😉"

Good call.

Ken Adams is coming soon

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B

Sir, I am not white.

Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.

B"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t fucking kill me 💀

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS "

No seconds. No Sir!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B

Sir, I am not white.

Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.

B

I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂"

Yeah foreign

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

"Do her" again in the morning

Cal"

Can you do her in the morning?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Do not let her know where you live!!

Use your burner phone, and a fake name.

In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig.

She'll never be able to track you down. "

Omg imagine me in a blonde wig

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever.

You're doomed."

DOOOOOOOOOOOMED.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever.

You're doomed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOMED. "

Fancy a one off nanna,?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Do not let her know where you live!!

Use your burner phone, and a fake name.

In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig.

She'll never be able to track you down.

Omg imagine me in a blonde wig "

I'd try it.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

No seconds. No Sir!"

Sorry. 💔

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
8 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

I’ll stand in as stunt cock when you can’t be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I’ll stand in as stunt cock when you can’t be arsed. "

Excellent 👌

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By *end1Man
8 weeks ago

southend on sea

Looking for attention again 🤔

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Looking for attention again 🤔"

Are you?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Looking for attention again 🤔"

Yes because my dad didn’t love me. Now I’m crying. So thanks for that.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Looking for attention again 🤔

Are you?"

They say if you have haters then you’ve made it but mine are on fabswingers so maybe not?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS "

I need to give you a chance 🤣

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it

Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said

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By *hePleasurerMan
8 weeks ago

Cheshire

The first session together should change her mind. It usually does.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

I need to give you a chance 🤣"

Omg my crush on you is so last year

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it

Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said "

Disgusting Joe.

Pump and dump. There you go that's much more palatable.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️"

Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"I’ll stand in as stunt cock when you can’t be arsed. "

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?"

I’m 27.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it

Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said "

Nah but the most sense you’ve ever spoken on here.

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

I’m 27. "

I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"The first session together should change her mind. It usually does."

Be fr

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

I’m 27.

I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain."

I don’t know who that is.

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By *attooedskinzMan
8 weeks ago

Tayside


"I will have sex with you OP"

Good grief. Wish I got offers like this. I’d be on the motorway right now with an ice pack on my crotch

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️

Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner? "

No, we're not on Twitter. ❤️

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

I’m 27.

I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.

I don’t know who that is. "

oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️

Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner?

No, we're not on Twitter. ❤️"

Oh fair. Well you hating me wasn’t on my 2025 bucket list

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

I’m 27.

I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.

I don’t know who that is.

oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off."

Nice.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"I will have sex with you OP

Good grief. Wish I got offers like this. I’d be on the motorway right now with an ice pack on my crotch "

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By *ookie46Woman
8 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters.

B

Sir, I am not white.

Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.

B"

B man I can’t cope 🤣🤣

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

I’m 27.

I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.

I don’t know who that is.

oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.

Nice. "

I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread.

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By *ouise 555Woman
8 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm not keen on ons well only occasionally, i like regular 1 or 2, personally i find I'm more likely to explore, not a relationship just good sex with a bit of a connection x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

I need to give you a chance 🤣

Omg my crush on you is so last year"

Oh. Then it’s retro

That’s cool

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London


"Do not let her know where you live!!

Use your burner phone, and a fake name.

In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig.

She'll never be able to track you down.

Omg imagine me in a blonde wig "

Sexy

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way.

I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?

I’m 27.

I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain.

I don’t know who that is.

oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.

Nice.

I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread."

Nor did I my man. Charge it to the game

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm not keen on ons well only occasionally, i like regular 1 or 2, personally i find I'm more likely to explore, not a relationship just good sex with a bit of a connection x"

I hope you find it x

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

I need to give you a chance 🤣

Omg my crush on you is so last year

Oh. Then it’s retro

That’s cool "

I do like old things

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is."
I’m good at oral. I could be toda of oral

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it

Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said "

Mr KC uses "nail and bail"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
8 weeks ago

North West


"Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is. I’m good at oral. I could be toda of oral "

Toda? Is that Yoda's less famous and lower budget brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

But you’re still gonna do it, right?

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By *nnCeeWoman
8 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it

Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said

Mr KC uses "nail and bail" "

Quake, then break

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By *stellaWoman
8 weeks ago

London


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS "

Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenic OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Ends


"But doesn’t want it to be a one off?

FFS

Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner. "

👻

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