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"Avoid Literally only I could have such rubbish luck" Don’t knock it at least you had an offer   | |||
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"Block, she's going to ghost you " If I get ghosted again I’m going to[redacted] | |||
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"Maybe after the sex she definitely will want it to be a one-off? I’ll be honest, I’m not great at being supportive "You’re actually the funniest person. | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP" One off. Kissing? No cuddling after? | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP One off. Kissing? No cuddling after?" No eye contact, fuck me from behind,lights off,no conversation | |||
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"Avoid Literally only I could have such rubbish luck Don’t knock it at least you had an offer "I have had more offers for sex since UCAS opened this year (1) than I did university offers when I applied (0) | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP One off. Kissing? No cuddling after? No eye contact, fuck me from behind,lights off,no conversation " yeah. In. | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS  "Maybe she’ll change her mind after | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
Maybe she’ll change her mind after "Be serious | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B" Sir, I am not white.  | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white. "Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps. B | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white.
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
B"I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂 | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ""Do her" again in the morning Cal | |||
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"Talk about looking a gift horse square in the mouth and looking for the cloud in the silver lining 😂😂 You could always do the deed and change your identity then move away 😉" Good call. Ken Adams is coming soon | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white.
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
B"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t fucking kill me 💀 | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS "No seconds. No Sir! | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white.
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
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I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂"Yeah foreign | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
"Do her" again in the morning
Cal"Can you do her in the morning? | |||
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"Do not let her know where you live!! Use your burner phone, and a fake name. In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig. She'll never be able to track you down. "Omg imagine me in a blonde wig  | |||
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"Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever. You're doomed." DOOOOOOOOOOOMED. | |||
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"Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever. You're doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOMED. "Fancy a one off nanna,? | |||
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"Do not let her know where you live!! Use your burner phone, and a fake name. In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig. She'll never be able to track you down.
Omg imagine me in a blonde wig "I'd try it. | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
No seconds. No Sir!"Sorry. 💔 | |||
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"I’ll stand in as stunt cock when you can’t be arsed. " Excellent 👌 | |||
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"Looking for attention again 🤔" Are you? | |||
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"Looking for attention again 🤔" Yes because my dad didn’t love me. Now I’m crying. So thanks for that. | |||
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"Looking for attention again 🤔 Are you?" They say if you have haters then you’ve made it but mine are on fabswingers so maybe not? | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS "I need to give you a chance 🤣 | |||
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Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said  | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
I need to give you a chance 🤣"Omg my crush on you is so last year | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it
Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said "Disgusting Joe. Pump and dump. There you go that's much more palatable. | |||
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️" Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner?  | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?" I’m 27. | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it
Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said "Nah but the most sense you’ve ever spoken on here. | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. " I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. | |||
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"The first session together should change her mind. It usually does." Be fr  | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain." I don’t know who that is.  | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP" Good grief. Wish I got offers like this. I’d be on the motorway right now with an ice pack on my crotch | |||
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️ Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner? "No, we're not on Twitter. ❤️ | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is. "oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off. | |||
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️ Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner?
No, we're not on Twitter. ❤️"Oh fair. Well you hating me wasn’t on my 2025 bucket list | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is.
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off."Nice. | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP Good grief. Wish I got offers like this. I’d be on the motorway right now with an ice pack on my crotch "
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white.
Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps.
B"B man I can’t cope 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is.
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.
Nice. "I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread. | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
I need to give you a chance 🤣
Omg my crush on you is so last year"Oh. Then it’s retro That’s cool | |||
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"Do not let her know where you live!! Use your burner phone, and a fake name. In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig. She'll never be able to track you down.
Omg imagine me in a blonde wig "Sexy | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is.
oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off.
Nice.
I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread."Nor did I my man. Charge it to the game | |||
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"I'm not keen on ons well only occasionally, i like regular 1 or 2, personally i find I'm more likely to explore, not a relationship just good sex with a bit of a connection x" I hope you find it x | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
I need to give you a chance 🤣
Omg my crush on you is so last year
Oh. Then it’s retro
That’s cool "I do like old things | |||
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"Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is." I’m good at oral. I could be toda of oral | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it
Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said "Mr KC uses "nail and bail" | |||
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"Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is. I’m good at oral. I could be toda of oral " Toda? Is that Yoda's less famous and lower budget brother? | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it
Good God, that's probably the most disrespectful thing I've ever said
Mr KC uses "nail and bail" "Quake, then break | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS "Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner. | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS
Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner. "👻 | |||
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