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"Avoid " Literally only I could have such rubbish luck | |||
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"Avoid Literally only I could have such rubbish luck" Don’t knock it at least you had an offer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Block, she's going to ghost you " If I get ghosted again I’m going to[redacted] | |||
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"Maybe after the sex she definitely will want it to be a one-off? I’ll be honest, I’m not great at being supportive ![]() You’re actually the funniest person. | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP" One off. Kissing? No cuddling after? | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP One off. Kissing? No cuddling after?" No eye contact, fuck me from behind,lights off,no conversation | |||
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"Avoid Literally only I could have such rubbish luck Don’t knock it at least you had an offer ![]() ![]() I have had more offers for sex since UCAS opened this year (1) than I did university offers when I applied (0) | |||
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"Total red flag" Thank you. | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP One off. Kissing? No cuddling after? No eye contact, fuck me from behind,lights off,no conversation " yeah. In. | |||
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"Stories and fantasies is further down, Steven" Ph. Ffs | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() Maybe she’ll change her mind after ![]() | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() ![]() Be serious | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B" Sir, I am not white. ![]() | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white. ![]() Oh! I do look more foreign than my wife, if that helps. B | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white. ![]() I would have put you down as Scandi, Beef 😂 | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() "Do her" again in the morning Cal | |||
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"Talk about looking a gift horse square in the mouth and looking for the cloud in the silver lining 😂😂 You could always do the deed and change your identity then move away 😉" Good call. Ken Adams is coming soon ![]() | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white. ![]() 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 don’t fucking kill me 💀 | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() No seconds. No Sir! | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white. ![]() Yeah foreign ![]() ![]() | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() Can you do her in the morning? | |||
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"Do not let her know where you live!! Use your burner phone, and a fake name. In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig. She'll never be able to track you down. ![]() Omg imagine me in a blonde wig ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever. You're doomed." DOOOOOOOOOOOMED. ![]() | |||
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"Once she gets a helping of that Pickle she'll want it forever. You're doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOMED. ![]() Fancy a one off nanna,? | |||
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"Do not let her know where you live!! Use your burner phone, and a fake name. In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig. She'll never be able to track you down. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd try it. | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() Sorry. 💔 | |||
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"I’ll stand in as stunt cock when you can’t be arsed. " Excellent 👌 | |||
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"Looking for attention again 🤔" Are you? | |||
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"Looking for attention again 🤔" Yes because my dad didn’t love me. Now I’m crying. So thanks for that. | |||
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"Looking for attention again 🤔 Are you?" They say if you have haters then you’ve made it but mine are on fabswingers so maybe not? | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() I need to give you a chance 🤣 | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() Omg my crush on you is so last year | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it ![]() ![]() Disgusting Joe. Pump and dump. There you go that's much more palatable. | |||
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️" Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner? ![]() | |||
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"I’ll stand in as stunt cock when you can’t be arsed. " ![]() | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business?" I’m 27. | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it ![]() ![]() Nah but the most sense you’ve ever spoken on here. | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. " I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. | |||
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"The first session together should change her mind. It usually does." Be fr ![]() | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain." I don’t know who that is. ![]() | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP" Good grief. Wish I got offers like this. I’d be on the motorway right now with an ice pack on my crotch | |||
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️ Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner? ![]() No, we're not on Twitter. ❤️ | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is. ![]() oh just some blast from the past, who was always shooting his mouth off. | |||
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"Send her a link to your forum posts. Even a one off might be a push. ❤️ Oh was that comment above actually you from your burner? ![]() Oh fair. Well you hating me wasn’t on my 2025 bucket list | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is. ![]() Nice. ![]() | |||
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"I will have sex with you OP Good grief. Wish I got offers like this. I’d be on the motorway right now with an ice pack on my crotch " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You could always hire me as your body double for subsequent encounters. B Sir, I am not white. ![]() B man I can’t cope 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is. ![]() ![]() I'm just in a bitter mood, because I didn't get no smut love from TMN's thread. | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() Oh. Then it’s retro That’s cool | |||
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"Do not let her know where you live!! Use your burner phone, and a fake name. In fact, wear a false moustache and a blonde wig. She'll never be able to track you down. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sexy ![]() | |||
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"Let her do all the work, then see if she still feels the same way. I thought you was a player dude, what is this amateur business? I’m 27. I guess you are doing better than Kurt Cobain. I don’t know who that is. ![]() ![]() Nor did I my man. Charge it to the game | |||
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"I'm not keen on ons well only occasionally, i like regular 1 or 2, personally i find I'm more likely to explore, not a relationship just good sex with a bit of a connection x" I hope you find it x | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() I do like old things | |||
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"Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is." I’m good at oral. I could be toda of oral | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it ![]() ![]() Mr KC uses "nail and bail" ![]() | |||
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"Moan like Yoda when you give her oral. Mmmm, tasty it is. I’m good at oral. I could be toda of oral " Toda? Is that Yoda's less famous and lower budget brother? | |||
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"Tell her what she wants to hear and then fuck it and chuck it ![]() ![]() ![]() Quake, then break | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() Don’t sweat it. You’ll never get round to organising a follow up - let her have the sentiment of your intent whilst you do nothing to make it happen and everyone’s a winner. ![]() | |||
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"But doesn’t want it to be a one off? FFS ![]() ![]() 👻 | |||
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