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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Welcome all to toots bar!

I've got booze aplenty!

So come one down grab a drink and get comfy.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there

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By *IXEN200Woman
3 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Good evening Toots hope your well, I'll be here to watch and chat to you.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there "

One large baileys coming up, can I get you anything else?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Good evening Toots hope your well, I'll be here to watch and chat to you. "

Thats fine by me, anything else? 😁 Would you like a drink at all?

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

I’ll take a glass of port please. I feel like swirling it around and contemplating life.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there

One large baileys coming up, can I get you anything else? "

The other thing that you could get me isn't allowed in your bar ,spots the pool table

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I’ll take a glass of port please. I feel like swirling it around and contemplating life."
.of course sir coming right up, anything else my friend?

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham


"I’ll take a glass of port please. I feel like swirling it around and contemplating life..of course sir coming right up, anything else my friend? "

Yeah, take one for yourself my good man.

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham


"Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there

One large baileys coming up, can I get you anything else?

The other thing that you could get me isn't allowed in your bar ,spots the pool table "

There’s a pool table?! I wanna game

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley

Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

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By *HUSH-Man
3 weeks ago

London

It’s freezing out so I’ll take something to warm me up…..🤔

A Winter Sidecar please 🍹 and something for yourself.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there

One large baileys coming up, can I get you anything else?

The other thing that you could get me isn't allowed in your bar ,spots the pool table

There’s a pool table?! I wanna game"

Will not not be a sore loser if I win

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By *ndy8440Man
3 weeks ago

jarrow

I will take a double Kraken and cola. Please and thank you

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit "

Coming right up.

Anything else?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I will take a double Kraken and cola. Please and thank you "
.of course mate, coming right up.

Got to leave the bar for abit sorry guys help yourself.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
3 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Can I have a raspberry absolut with raspberry lemonade please toots x

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham


"Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there

One large baileys coming up, can I get you anything else?

The other thing that you could get me isn't allowed in your bar ,spots the pool table

There’s a pool table?! I wanna game

Will not not be a sore loser if I win "

I never lose at pool 😏

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Cup of tea laced with a dash of Courvoiser ta

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Can I have a raspberry absolut with raspberry lemonade please toots x"

I'm stepping in Toots shoes for now,one raspberry absolut coming up

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Casually walks up to the bar,il have a very large Bailey pls Barman and anything else you may wish to offer me,il be sat over ........ there

One large baileys coming up, can I get you anything else?

The other thing that you could get me isn't allowed in your bar ,spots the pool table

There’s a pool table?! I wanna game

Will not not be a sore loser if I win

I never lose at pool 😏"

Well there's a first time for everything

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Cup of tea laced with a dash of Courvoiser ta "

One tea with Courvoiser on its way

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By *alico_KittyWoman
3 weeks ago

Kittys Lane


"Can I have a raspberry absolut with raspberry lemonade please toots x

I'm stepping in Toots shoes for now,one raspberry absolut coming up"

Thanks Foxy

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Can I have a raspberry absolut with raspberry lemonade please toots x

I'm stepping in Toots shoes for now,one raspberry absolut coming up

Thanks Foxy "

Your welcome kitty

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit "

Cheeky

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss


"Cup of tea laced with a dash of Courvoiser ta

One tea with Courvoiser on its way"

Thank you lovely

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Cup of tea laced with a dash of Courvoiser ta

One tea with Courvoiser on its way

Thank you lovely "

Your welcome enjoy

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By *usty kayCouple
3 weeks ago

Burnham

Evening, whiskey please. Its much needed tonight.

Hoping everyone else has had a less stressful day

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

been outside bloody freezin dont normally drink shorts,, need a whisky warm me up mr toots please

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Evening, whiskey please. Its much needed tonight.

Hoping everyone else has had a less stressful day "

Hands you a double enjoy

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By *usty kayCouple
3 weeks ago

Burnham


"Evening, whiskey please. Its much needed tonight.

Hoping everyone else has had a less stressful day

Hands you a double enjoy "

Thank you!

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham

A Sour Toe cocktail for me please barkeep. Thank you kindly.

(If you don't know what this is, I highly recommend googling it)

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"been outside bloody freezin dont normally drink shorts,, need a whisky warm me up mr toots please"

Toots has stepped out for a minute, so you will have to make do with me

There you go one large whiskey

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"A Sour Toe cocktail for me please barkeep. Thank you kindly.

(If you don't know what this is, I highly recommend googling it)"

Your really want that drink?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Evening, whiskey please. Its much needed tonight.

Hoping everyone else has had a less stressful day

Hands you a double enjoy

Thank you! "

Welcome

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Coming right up.

Anything else? "

same again. And some change for the pool table if thats where foxys going to be..

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 weeks ago

Durham


"A Sour Toe cocktail for me please barkeep. Thank you kindly.

(If you don't know what this is, I highly recommend googling it)

Your really want that drink? "

No, not really. I just wanted to warp a few minds this evening

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky "

not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Coming right up.

Anything else? same again. And some change for the pool table if thats where foxys going to be.."

Hands you another drink,and some change

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"A Sour Toe cocktail for me please barkeep. Thank you kindly.

(If you don't know what this is, I highly recommend googling it)

Your really want that drink?

No, not really. I just wanted to warp a few minds this evening "

Haha I did wonder where I'd get the mummified toe from

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier "

Hahaha

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha "

fancy a ... game ?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ? "

Why not,il let you go first

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first "

do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands

Evening barkeep

I'll have cocktail tonight I think... Rustle us up a Godfather please 🥃👍🏻

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking "

Ad if I'd do that

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Evening barkeep

I'll have cocktail tonight I think... Rustle us up a Godfather please 🥃👍🏻"

Evening

Great choice,there you go enjoy

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire


"been outside bloody freezin dont normally drink shorts,, need a whisky warm me up mr toots please

Toots has stepped out for a minute, so you will have to make do with me

There you go one large whiskey"

... thank you foxy

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3 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

My usual please and can I have a double

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking

Ad if I'd do that "

dont get me wrong... i dont mind ... i just want to see when you do

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"been outside bloody freezin dont normally drink shorts,, need a whisky warm me up mr toots please

Toots has stepped out for a minute, so you will have to make do with me

There you go one large whiskey... thank you foxy "

Your welcome

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"My usual please and can I have a double "

Damn toots never left any notes

What's your usual?

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By *ChubsMan
3 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Evening barkeep

I'll have cocktail tonight I think... Rustle us up a Godfather please 🥃👍🏻Evening

Great choice,there you go enjoy "

Thank you Foxy, tastes sublime 😁

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
3 weeks ago

Newcastle

I’ll have an amaretto sour please 😋

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking

Ad if I'd do that dont get me wrong... i dont mind ... i just want to see when you do "

That's because you want to see me bent over the table

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Evening barkeep

I'll have cocktail tonight I think... Rustle us up a Godfather please 🥃👍🏻Evening

Great choice,there you go enjoy

Thank you Foxy, tastes sublime 😁"

Your welcome

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"I’ll have an amaretto sour please 😋"

There you go enjoy

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking

Ad if I'd do that dont get me wrong... i dont mind ... i just want to see when you do

That's because you want to see me bent over the table "

definatly is... shame its public

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking

Ad if I'd do that dont get me wrong... i dont mind ... i just want to see when you do

That's because you want to see me bent over the table definatly is... shame its public "

Exactly no shenanigans allowed in Toots bar

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Hi Foxy and Toots, could I have a lime and soda for now. I may have something stronger later (glances around the bar for something strong )

Mrs.

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By *ustme34Man
3 weeks ago

Bingley


"Walks to thw bar orders a vodka and . Double. And has a quick look at _oxy-reds arse as she walks to where shes going to sit

Cheeky not yet.. but seeing you bending over playing pool and these drinks is making me feel .. cheekier

Hahaha fancy a ... game ?

Why not,il let you go first do t ypu be grabing the balls when im not looking

Ad if I'd do that dont get me wrong... i dont mind ... i just want to see when you do

That's because you want to see me bent over the table definatly is... shame its public

Exactly no shenanigans allowed in Toots bar "

we should head off and find somewhere that shenanigans can take place then

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Large gin please Toots

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By *rSircumsizedMan
3 weeks ago

Risca

Double JD and Jamaican Ginger ale please, crushed ice and a swizzle stick please.

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By *cotlad178Man
3 weeks ago

falkirk

Aw toots my brother been looking forward to your bar opening its been a proper crao start to the week wish I could drink more than ever in a while bit sadly cause I'm on antibiotics I shall have a hot chocolate please 🙏

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By *outhern77Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

*Meanders in*

Good Evening All

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

I think one more Jd and for me please toots!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Sorry people just wasnt the best time to open the bar.

I love you all.

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