FabSwingers.com forum: List of disappointments

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What’s on yours?

Mine is:

Not having the ability to magic up a perfect cup of tea with my mind

Not having teleportation device

Lip wrinkle not going away

I tell you, 2025 better look up soon.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Tetbury

Not winning the lottery

Not loosing weight

Not staying young

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Lip wrinkles are due to falling hormone levels.

I think botox is the only answer.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

Oh, fucking dust can fuck off. You clean it. It reappears. Ridiculous

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

Cinnamon pastries are too small.

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By *ED_10019Man
3 weeks ago

Coningsby

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

This, but replace dust with water...

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Not winning the lottery

Not loosing weight

Not staying young"

Can’t believe I haven’t won the lottery yet! I even considered buying a ticket.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Laundry forever needing either washing, drying or putting away

Dinner decision needing making every. single. day.

Also lack of teleportation device.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Lip wrinkles are due to falling hormone levels.

I think botox is the only answer."

Yeah I know. I’m not getting Botox though. So it’s just gonna have to stay on the list

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Cinnamon pastries are too small."

Buy two. Winning!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Laundry forever needing either washing, drying or putting away

Dinner decision needing making every. single. day.

Also lack of teleportation device."

Ugh, dinner! Too much, brain, too much. Toast it is

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

This, but replace dust with water...

And not a drop to drink?

Do you have a leak?

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By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Cooking. Whoever discovered we can cook food can fuck off.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Cinnamon pastries are too small.

Buy two. Winning!"

This is the answer! Well get two out of the freezer and cook them

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Cooking. Whoever discovered we can cook food can fuck off."

NANNA LIKES IT RAW

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By *herrybakewellCouple
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A bought a 47 raffle ticket to win a car lastnight, and didn't fucking win.

Fuming.

Mr.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Cinnamon pastries are too small.

Buy two. Winning!

This is the answer! Well get two out of the freezer and cook them

Teleport here with some please

Ah bollocks the teleportation problem again

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Oh many!

Frustrations, cancellations and other things. I’m trying to focus on the positives though

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
3 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

My Bank account!

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By *ED_10019Man
3 weeks ago

Coningsby

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

This, but replace dust with water...

And not a drop to drink?

Do you have a leak?"

I wish- I could fix that!

Just looking out at the crops on the fields under the huge puddles caused by the recent heavy rain. Will have to have two cinnamon rolls to cheer up

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh many!

Frustrations, cancellations and other things. I’m trying to focus on the positives though"

Plus debilitating old age, don’t forget

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Cinnamon pastries are too small.

Buy two. Winning!

This is the answer! Well get two out of the freezer and cook them

Teleport here with some please

Ah bollocks the teleportation problem again

It would probably be quicker for you to nip to your nearest Iceland or Aldi and buy some than wait for teleporters to reinvented

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 09/01/25 13:40:06]

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh many!

Frustrations, cancellations and other things. I’m trying to focus on the positives though

Plus debilitating old age, don’t forget

I almost think that you’re not trying to help…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Disappointments you say?

Blimey; how long have you got?

I could reel them off all day long ☹️😜

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By *ED_10019Man
3 weeks ago

Coningsby

Not having teleportation device

I have one- it is really useful and I don't know what I'd do without it

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Cinnamon pastries are too small.

Buy two. Winning!

This is the answer! Well get two out of the freezer and cook them

Teleport here with some please

Ah bollocks the teleportation problem again

It would probably be quicker for you to nip to your nearest Iceland or Aldi and buy some than wait for teleporters to reinvented

You’re so conventional

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My Bank account! "

That’s not a list

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A bought a 47 raffle ticket to win a car lastnight, and didn't fucking win.

Fuming.

Mr."

Fumming

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By *rminjoMan
3 weeks ago

london

😂

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

This, but replace dust with water...

And not a drop to drink?

Do you have a leak?

I wish- I could fix that!

Just looking out at the crops on the fields under the huge puddles caused by the recent heavy rain. Will have to have two cinnamon rolls to cheer up

That’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Being ill for two months, with socials and meets waiting. 😆

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh many!

Frustrations, cancellations and other things. I’m trying to focus on the positives though

Plus debilitating old age, don’t forget

I almost think that you’re not trying to help…"

You’re entitled to your opinion

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By *l_JJMan
3 weeks ago

South Essex

Trying to convince my father to finally let me get him a new laptop.

Considering he is still on Windows 8.1 (out of updates) and had his current machine was brand new when the London Olympics were going on 🫠.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Disappointments you say?

Blimey; how long have you got?

I could reel them off all day long ☹️😜

You’re in the right place then

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Not having teleportation device

I have one- it is really useful and I don't know what I'd do without it

Excellent! Get teleporting round the place, we’ll all buy one

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By *rdere OpusCouple
3 weeks ago

Brum - ish

The fact that chocolate is empty calories that lead to weight gain 😞

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

Every day....

Not ever managing to get a proper

night sleep

Not having enough hours in the day

Overthinking

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I opened a bag of bbq Monster Munch earlier….

I swear, it wasn’t even a bloody quarter full!

Cheap buggers! 😡

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By *ED_10019Man
3 weeks ago

Coningsby

Not having teleportation device

I have one- it is really useful and I don't know what I'd do without it

Excellent! Get teleporting round the place, we’ll all buy one"

It's not very fast - top speed 16mph... been driving it through the puddles today

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

People, people…

It’s a list of disappointments. Not one thing that’s annoyed you.

I’m gonna have to put people not doing a list on my list in a minute

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Every day....

Not ever managing to get a proper

night sleep

Not having enough hours in the day

Overthinking

Hmm this list looks familiar. Did you crib off my unedited long list?

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I put a disappointment on mine

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I put a disappointment on mine"

Super

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By *zeroMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

The fact that I am not absolutely shredded.

I enjoy chocolate and takeaways too much.

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

My behavior at my worst point and once upon a time id have say the fallout of that but that time has passed

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By *oubleSwingCouple
3 weeks ago

N. Wales

"What’s on yours?

Mine is:

Not having the ability to magic up a perfect cup of tea with my mind

Not having teleportation device

Lip wrinkle not going away

I tell you, 2025 better look up soon.

Mrs TMN x"

Maybe if everyone on here clubbed together, that teleportation device could be a thing! We all want one 🤣

Mine is that too. And the fact our 3yo growled, then swore at me, and slammed the door... Because I sent her back to bed

How do you even know that word!?

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Only one white creme egg in a box of 4.. shocking behaviour by Cadburys.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
3 weeks ago

St Leonards

Winter is very clearly starting to fuck off.

So, none.

Soz Twisty 😘 xxxx

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
3 weeks ago

ciren

The price of a pint

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What’s on yours?

Mine is:

Not having the ability to magic up a perfect cup of tea with my mind

Not having teleportation device

Lip wrinkle not going away

I tell you, 2025 better look up soon.

Mrs TMN x

Maybe if everyone on here clubbed together, that teleportation device could be a thing! We all want one 🤣

Mine is that too. And the fact our 3yo growled, then swore at me, and slammed the door... Because I sent her back to bed

How do you even know that word!?

I would love to be sent back to bed 😍 Oh, they don’t miss a thing!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Winter is very clearly starting to fuck off.

So, none.

Soz Twisty 😘 xxxx"

Not round here it isn’t!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

Oh, fucking dust can fuck off. You clean it. It reappears. Ridiculous "

Stop shedding skin then!!

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By *ndisMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

That Costco Danish pastries are not classed as a diet food! And may make you gain weight when eating 19 of them. (in one sitting)

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
3 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Dust. Dust every-fucking-where.

Oh, fucking dust can fuck off. You clean it. It reappears. Ridiculous

Stop shedding skin then!!

Sssssssssssssssorry

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

I am the disappointment 🤷‍♀️

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By *he ShivsCouple
3 weeks ago

Fife

Finding a rouge blue t-shirt in my load of whites

Cancelled plans

The cold (why is it SO cold)

I can’t get back in bed

Myself

It’s been a day!

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By *he ShivsCouple
3 weeks ago

Fife

"I am the disappointment 🤷‍♀️"

Twins!

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By *oomerangboyMan
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Constantly thinking what’s for dinner…. FML how disappointing

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

"I am the disappointment 🤷‍♀️

Twins!

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Not loosing 3 stone and becoming a size 12

Not sticking to every diet I've ever started.

That chocolate, bread and cheese aren't calorie free.

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By *he ShivsCouple
3 weeks ago

Fife

"Finding a rouge blue t-shirt in my load of whites

Cancelled plans

The cold (why is it SO cold)

I can’t get back in bed

Myself

It’s been a day! "

Add my spelling to that list. Ffs

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By *ags73Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Meh. I don’t think I’m gonna say 🫤

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By *non-itaMan
3 weeks ago

withywood

Not many I can live with them.

Except for one.

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Not many I can live with them.

Except for one. "

Is it that you enjoy Stranger Things and have to quit Netflix?

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By *elboy1978Man
3 weeks ago

Jarrow

Not having sex

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By *riar BelisseWoman
3 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Me being impatient and relying on other people's slow productivity...

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By *ED_10019Man
3 weeks ago

Coningsby

"Me being impatient and relying on other people's slow productivity..."

I feel for you there!

They always say 'if you want something doing properly, do it yourself'...

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By *haotic GoodMan
3 weeks ago

Attleborough

I very strongly resonate with the first one. Also kinda the second one.

The third one for me would be not having a forehead like a Sharpei's bollock

"What’s on yours?

Mine is:

Not having the ability to magic up a perfect cup of tea with my mind

Not having teleportation device

Lip wrinkle not going away

I tell you, 2025 better look up soon.

Mrs TMN x"

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

Asking an absolute specimen at the gym to spot me on my poxy 80kg bench press and failing

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By *antricSeeker60Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

With a view towards the poly lifestyle here’s mine:

1. Jealousy or insecurity among partners.

2. Miscommunication or misunderstandings.

3. Time management struggles with multiple partners.

4. Different relationship expectations.

5. Feelings of neglect or being overwhelmed.

6. Complications from introducing new partners.

7. Social stigma or lack of understanding from others.

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By *midnight-Woman
3 weeks ago

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Not organizing a fecking photo challenge yet!!

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

"What’s on yours?

Mine is:

Not having the ability to magic up a perfect cup of tea with my mind

Not having teleportation device

Lip wrinkle not going away

I tell you, 2025 better look up soon.

Mrs TMN x

Maybe if everyone on here clubbed together, that teleportation device could be a thing! We all want one 🤣

Mine is that too. And the fact our 3yo growled, then swore at me, and slammed the door... Because I sent her back to bed

How do you even know that word!?

New bad words? Always blame the grandparents!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

That my shoulders and back have shrunk but my belly hasn't changed a bit.

That it's too fucking icy to go anywhere or do anything.

That I still get Raynaud's even with two pairs of gloves on and double Heat Holders socks and/or tights.

That we can't emigrate somewhere more agreeable and become people of leisure.

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

IPhones can only hold 2 physical SIMs, the risk of losing one of those little cards stuck inside the case.

Also , overlapping focal length when tight on space & choosing lenses to take on trips. I love my 12-32 but also very fond of my 17mm

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By *edstockings2Couple
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Mrs L

Not going to a swinging club more.

Not finding guys that enjoy anal.

Not having enough time for meets.

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By *ayneTG40TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Loftus

Oh i love anal sex when i can get it xx

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By *ardytaketwoMan
3 weeks ago

STOCKPORT

"Oh i love anal sex when i can get it xx"

I do love giving anal, also when I can get it lol

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By *edonisticRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Chorley

That since 30 the check engine light for my knees has been going off constantly 🤣

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

Some people on here

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By *hePleasurerMan
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

Not having teleportation device to transfer me into bedroom of nubile bisexual twin sisters who have the hots for me.

Nothing wrong with my fantasy life though

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Having the energy I had 20 years ago

Cat hairs ffs,love my cat hate his shedding

Standing on legs AGAIN ouch

Dust dust dust

Oh and having to get out of bed when's it's pitch black

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By *wingAway79Couple
3 weeks ago

Surrey

Alton Towers!

IYKYK

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By *oveActually!Man
3 weeks ago

Sompting

Joining a gym and not losing any weight.

Tomorrow, I’m going down there in person to find out what’s going on.

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"Joining a gym and not losing any weight.

Tomorrow, I’m going down there in person to find out what’s going on. "

🤣

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By *nya NeesWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

That it's taking too long to get to Tuesday 😕

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By *orksRockerMan
3 weeks ago

Bradford

"Alton Towers!

IYKYK

RG as DB 😏

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I think it’s currently free time at wrong time and not being able to do anything.

And the usual sort of stuff.

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By *eterpwMan
2 weeks ago

huntingdon

"Cinnamon pastries are too small."

And they taste less cinnamonny - is that a word?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

Mrs TMN

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

People on fab

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By *ags73Man
2 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Cinnamon pastries are too small.

And they taste less cinnamonny - is that a word? "

Get what you mean but how much cinnamon is cinnamonny?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

That I don't get paid til Wednesday

That bread has started making my tummy hurt 😢

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By *vonne5exMan
2 weeks ago

Doncaster

Farting & sitting myself

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm disappointed that you can't screenshot messages and post them in the forums to show how malicious/horrible SOME people are!

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By *utualMan
2 weeks ago

Bawtry

Too much work

Not enough play

Too little time

Which is passing by too quickly

Too many toos.....

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By *lder budweiserMan
2 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Stuff needing charging.... all the fucking time

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By *ffervescentMan
2 weeks ago

winfrith

Winter isn't helping me sleep.

People are so negative.

why must we have accountability.

why am I so horny all the time .

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