FabSwingers.com forum: What's the Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Received?

By *l_JJ OP Man
3 weeks ago

South Essex

Ever been hit with a compliment that left you wondering if you should say thanks or just laugh?.

You know, the kind where someone says, 'Your elbows are so elegant' or 'You remind me of my favorite flavor of crisps'.

What’s the weirdest, funniest, or most unexpected compliment you’ve ever received?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I've very pretty hands

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By *ackdaw52Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"I'm sick of dating handsome men, people like you have got more personality."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

You could look that good,if you had money.

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By *ocothumpaMan
3 weeks ago

Herts

“You’re gay right?…I mean you look like one of them gay blokes that d*unk girls want to convert back to straight…you sure you’re not gay?…you’ve got a big cock like a gay man”

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

I wouldn't want that on the end of my nose.

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By *mf123Man
3 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I love the way your anus blows kisses in the bath that tickle your back

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

My two favourite compliments were both from men looking to have sex with me:

'You're adequately nice'

and

'You're not unattractive'

With both I thought wow, thanks.

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By *l_JJ OP Man
3 weeks ago

South Essex

"You could look that good,if you had money."

Woah 🙃.

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By *ortyairCouple
3 weeks ago

Wallasey

You look like you have a Mom's body and a really loose, baggy pussy.... I was as, you can guess, thrilled to recieve this, haha cheeky fucker Mrs x

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By *oonbath89Man
3 weeks ago

radstock

You have a great bellend would love it to piss on me

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just recently someone said they was watching Gavin and Stacey and all they could see was me in Nessa

they said that she reminds her of me because of her confidence and how she doesn't seek approval from anyone which in itself is a nice compliment, I just found the comparison bizarre

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 weeks ago

Reading

You look great for your age.

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By *oastalexplorerMan
3 weeks ago

South West

I got told with a a very surprised sounding voice:

Oh, you look better than your pictures.

I accepted it haha

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

You Remind Me of My Grandad

Yesterday from a woman in store

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Someone on a dating app told me I reminded them of Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers and said they meant it as a compliment 😑 I blocked them 😅

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By *ouncethemMan
3 weeks ago

liverpool

Where your hands round his cock at the time

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
3 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

I’ve got a cute belly button… two ex’s loved to play with my bellybutton and both would say it’s cute… weirdos

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By *reat me rightWoman
3 weeks ago

Rotherham

You'd be beautiful- if you dresses better

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By *nkymikeyMan
3 weeks ago

Andover

Gay man's honey trap.

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By *empest2KMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

A gorgeous lady I was with once proclaimed: “You have massive balls.”

I'm not sure whether it was just an observation or an actual compliment, but I believed it to be the latter and therefore I took it as a win! 😁👍

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Lovely eyelashes

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By *igboyreecexxxMan
3 weeks ago

hemel

I’m a white man with a back man’s cock… that’s probably got to be the weirdest one for me x

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By *oxdawgMan
3 weeks ago

Linthorpe

My bell end looks like a big juicy strawberry!

Loved it ha ha

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

how the fuck do you look fitter than me, is that body really yours,,, err yes

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

"Your tits would look really good on my wife's body shape"!

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

Reading

"You're an average looking guy, with a wonderful cock". I'm still trying to figure out what she meant.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've had one good Tgirl friend of mine tell me I'm really hot, but my boobs are too big for her.

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By *onjoliveMan
3 weeks ago

bournemouth

Apparently I have a nice shaft and good curve…make of that what you will….

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By *orester891Man
3 weeks ago

Northern compliment ..

You don’t sweat much for a fat lass !

Yes, I know it’s not politically correct

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By *ustAnotherMan
3 weeks ago

Mids

You look like Olly Murs

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline

You're older than you look , but you're good

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By *itnessAMan
3 weeks ago

North Wales

You remind me of (a celebrity)

That's not exactly a ringing endorsement!

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By *cott14Man
3 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

I bet you’ll sweat a lot with that jumper when you’re fucking me later

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