FabSwingers.com forum: Getting old sucks

By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.

Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies

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By *ingerie DreamerMan
4 weeks ago

telford

"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.

Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies "

Cheer up sexy boy. You’re gorgeous and by no means old. I’m 10 years older and hornier and kinkier and more popluar than ever. The confident silver fox daddy alpha type has a lots of fans!

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By *viatrixWoman
4 weeks ago

Redhill

Have you turned into a prostate? 🫣🫣🫣🫣

Or are you prostrate?

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By *viatrixWoman
4 weeks ago

Redhill

Sorry, been bedbound for 4 weeks now, so really feeling the same…

Only in the last couple of days I am feeling I’m turning a corner in my recovery.

Hope you get back to moving furniture very soon!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Have you turned into a prostate? 🫣🫣🫣🫣

Or are you prostrate?

Oh fgs! I even checked my spelling before auto carrot stitched me up.

Prostrate, I’m prostrate. My prostate is fine

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By *ickshawedCouple
4 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Prostrate, I’m prostrate. My prostate is fine"

Give it time..

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"Have you turned into a prostate? 🫣🫣🫣🫣

Or are you prostrate?

I laughed at that misspelling, because mostly it's people writing prostrate when they mean prostate.

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

Yes, maturing isn't what we thought it would be when we were teenagers.

No one teaches you that you'll have trouble getting up off of the floor (or a chair), or that your face will start to sag and your boobs will deflate and droop.

No lessons on aching feet, or flatulence because you can no longer digest FODMAPS properly.

No Ted talks on why your hair suddenly starts falling out and going white.

We should get a folder of what to expect once you turn 40, when you're born.

On the plus side, I get my 60+ travel pass this year

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 weeks ago

Castlebar

Thought this was a thread about sucking 🤣

But yeah I agree.

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By *igNick1381Man
4 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.

Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies "

Me: Goes to gym, can reliably deadlift 180kg and have previously pulled 250 for 4

Also me: Pulls my back putting socks on in the morning

Fuck

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.

Disappointing, OP.

Mrs TMN x

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By *r TriomanMan
4 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Thought this was a thread about sucking 🤣

But yeah I agree. "

Snap - about getting BJs from pensioners 🤣

I'm loving being my age even if it's not so great on Fab for me anymore ☹️

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
4 weeks ago

Reading

"Prostrate, I’m prostrate. My prostate is fine

Give it time..

I "may" have laughed a little too much at that.

Jerry

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By *igNick1381Man
4 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

Hope you get better soon

I'm sure you know the drill

Stay mobile, be patient, heat it, no ice

Take your time, hope it gets better soon fella

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I agree every bone is pain in this cold too much wear on the tires

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'll tell you what sucks, people over 20 years younger complaining about getting old

Hope your back soon mends

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.

Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies

Me: Goes to gym, can reliably deadlift 180kg and have previously pulled 250 for 4

Also me: Pulls my back putting socks on in the morning

Fuck"

Yup. No one tells you that one of the most dangerous things that you can do is go to bed. Sleeping is an extremely dangerous habit in your forties

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By *ompip3Couple
4 weeks ago

Paisley

Age!!

I'm having the best sex of my life at 59!

.....problem is I live at no. 65!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.

Disappointing, OP.

Mrs TMN x"

I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"Somehow I’ve managed to pull my back… ok, I was moving furniture on my own, happy now?! This has left me prostate on my sofa, feeling frustrated and sad with my body.

Please send hugs, food, ways to keep myself amused and sympathies

Me: Goes to gym, can reliably deadlift 180kg and have previously pulled 250 for 4

Also me: Pulls my back putting socks on in the morning

Fuck

Yup. No one tells you that one of the most dangerous things that you can do is go to bed. Sleeping is an extremely dangerous habit in your forties "

You have to take a few minutes to deep breathe and stretch before you bend in the mornings.

I don't bend for a good two hours now. My body takes a while to wake up.

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By *ust-for-fun-72Man
4 weeks ago

south shops

Old is a number .. tooamy people say that .

I always think , if you actually forgot how old you are ( I do this without trying )

And you had to put an age to how you feel rather than living your age then things usually doesnt matter so much .

I'm 52 sudo 35

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Yes, maturing isn't what we thought it would be when we were teenagers.

No one teaches you that you'll have trouble getting up off of the floor (or a chair), or that your face will start to sag and your boobs will deflate and droop.

No lessons on aching feet, or flatulence because you can no longer digest FODMAPS properly.

No Ted talks on why your hair suddenly starts falling out and going white.

We should get a folder of what to expect once you turn 40, when you're born.

On the plus side, I get my 60+ travel pass this year

I’m still waiting for the quicksand dangers that I was prepared for in my childhood. No one said anything about moving dressers!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
4 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.

Disappointing, OP.

Mrs TMN x

I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now "

Add it to the list of disappointments.

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
4 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

In my head I'm still in my 20s ... I'm absolutely not lol - Mrs

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Prostrate, I’m prostrate. My prostate is fine

Give it time..

It’s ok, it gets checked fairly frequently by partners 😇

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.

Disappointing, OP.

Mrs TMN x

I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now

Add it to the list of disappointments."

It’s getting underlined twice. Well… as soon as I can pick the pen up from the floor

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"Yes, maturing isn't what we thought it would be when we were teenagers.

No one teaches you that you'll have trouble getting up off of the floor (or a chair), or that your face will start to sag and your boobs will deflate and droop.

No lessons on aching feet, or flatulence because you can no longer digest FODMAPS properly.

No Ted talks on why your hair suddenly starts falling out and going white.

We should get a folder of what to expect once you turn 40, when you're born.

On the plus side, I get my 60+ travel pass this year

I’m still waiting for the quicksand dangers that I was prepared for in my childhood. No one said anything about moving dressers! "

🤣 I remember that warning too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
4 weeks ago

East London

"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.

Disappointing, OP.

Mrs TMN x

I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now

Add it to the list of disappointments.

It’s getting underlined twice. Well… as soon as I can pick the pen up from the floor"

As a monkey you should be able to pick pens up with your toes.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
4 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I thought this thread was either about giving or getting a gummer.

Disappointing, OP.

Mrs TMN x

I’m disappointed that I’m not getting one now

Add it to the list of disappointments.

It’s getting underlined twice. Well… as soon as I can pick the pen up from the floor

As a monkey you should be able to pick pens up with your toes."

And with my tail too

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By *eyeYCouple
4 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Hope it eases up soon!!

D make's me piss when he's talking about his age.. His favourite line is, "when the fuck did my ears decide they were cold and needed to start growing more hair!?"

Although "Why do grey hairs grow faster than the rest!? And don't fucking get me started on the ones that grow like d*unk fireworks!!"

😂😘

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Last time I pulled my back, the culprit was... A sneeze!

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
4 weeks ago

Reading

The rules of old age;

Never walk past a toilet.

Never waste an erection.

Never trust a fart.

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"The rules of old age;

Never walk past a toilet.

Never waste an erection.

Never trust a fart.

✅️✅️✅️🫡

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By *arkus1812Man
4 weeks ago

Finedon ,

"The rules of old age;

Never walk past a toilet.

Never waste an erection.

Never trust a fart.

That is assuming that you can actually get an erection

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By *usie pTV/TS
4 weeks ago

taunton

At first glance I thought frigging hell his prostate is on the sofa that must be a very serious rupture

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Hope it eases up soon!!

D make's me piss when he's talking about his age.. His favourite line is, "when the fuck did my ears decide they were cold and needed to start growing more hair!?"

Although "Why do grey hairs grow faster than the rest!? And don't fucking get me started on the ones that grow like d*unk fireworks!!"

😂😘"

"D*unk fireworks" 🤣🤣🤣

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