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Things you might say at sea but not say to your partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

There she blows . morning everyone

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By *erbysGentMan
27 weeks ago

Ilkeston

She's going down!!

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By *obilebottomMan
27 weeks ago

All over

Ahoy

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
27 weeks ago

n wales

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By *otyouraverageguyMan
27 weeks ago

n wales

There must be a seaman/ semen joke somewhere......

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

My god that’s rough

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By *idewayscontrolMan
27 weeks ago

Exeter

Captain! there be whales here!

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
27 weeks ago

Norwich

Ten strokes with the cat for you

Fetch the rope I need to tie you to the mast

Oh things I wouldn’t say?

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By *erbysGentMan
27 weeks ago

Ilkeston

There's lots of space for seamen on the poop deck

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

It's too windy

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
27 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I have been in a sexual situation where the phrase “thar she blows” was used

Mrs TMN x

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By *ornycougaWoman
27 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Permission to come aboard

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By *rHotNottsMan
27 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m not enjoying this, I’m getting soaked & the smell of fish is making me wanna throw up

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By *ornycougaWoman
27 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

All hands on dick... I mean deck

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By *nkymikeyMan
27 weeks ago

Andover

You need a whole crew just to tame her!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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27 weeks ago

East Sussex

Avast behind!

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By *ir tootMan
27 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Smells of fish

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
27 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Avast behind!"

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I knew a Able Seaman Stains years ago.

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