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Can you spot a Swinger??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Guys,

Can you spot a Swinger??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok... How???

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

No...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes its like spotting who uses quilted toilet tissue

They walk around with macs on and badges that flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok... How???

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They are the ones who shy away from the slides and the roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you forgot the car key's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're usually 4ft off the deck with a puddle underneath them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we was away camping on a vanilla site ,late evening was having a few drinks n got chattin with a few other cpls ,,n was watchin body language ,,n yes i told my oh ,they deffo swingers he sed dont b silly u cant tell by lookin ,,,sure enough a month later they was in our local swing club ,,so ide deffo say yes ,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, it was a serious question even at 11pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have seen a couple in our local bar and I am sure they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Ill answer seriously

What makes you think they are ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can’t put my finger on it I just get that feeling, I know, it doesn’t make any sense.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Can’t put my finger on it I just get that feeling, I know, it doesn’t make any sense. "

So its fair to say you cant spot them either then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t put my finger on it I just get that feeling, I know, it doesn’t make any sense.

So its fair to say you cant spot them either then.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, uncanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have seen a couple in our local bar and I am sure they are."

Take the word swinger out of the equation as it muddies the water. What you are saying I am assuming is you have seen a couple in the local bar who keep looking your way/smile or something similar. The most likley answer is they are discussing fantasies with each other, do they actually carry them out? Well its impossible to say unless you strike up a conversation but often what people like the idea of they don't carry out in reality. Saying all that if you are interested enough to ask on here why not take your curiosity further and strike up a conversation with them and slip some key words in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have seen a couple in our local bar and I am sure they are."

You could start a friendly chat and ask if they attend any clubs

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

OR just chat to them....

If they not....they could be by end of night

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Can’t put my finger on it I just get that feeling, I know, it doesn’t make any sense. "

There's a huge difference between being sure of something and wanting it to be.

I guess you are attracted to them and they look as if they 'would'.

Why not make the first move and start chatting. There's no need to mention swinging , talk always gets round to sex when people are that way inclined.

In any case if you do mention swinging and they back right off you've lost notihing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy peasy, smile and ask 'haven't we met? at club (insert local swinging club) youll get one of 4 responses.

1. no weve never heard of it/been

2. weve never been but would love too

3. well we swing but don't use clubs

4. fuck off you pervy twats.

whichever way youll have the answer...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Can’t put my finger on it I just get that feeling, I know, it doesn’t make any sense. "

I get that same feeling when I'm walking around Chams.... weird isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"easy peasy, smile and ask 'haven't we met? at club (insert local swinging club) youll get one of 4 responses.

1. no weve never heard of it/been

2. weve never been but would love too

3. well we swing but don't use clubs

4. fuck off you pervy twats.

whichever way youll have the answer...

"

Like this one

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"easy peasy, smile and ask 'haven't we met? at club (insert local swinging club) youll get one of 4 responses.

1. no weve never heard of it/been

2. weve never been but would love too

3. well we swing but don't use clubs

4. fuck off you pervy twats.

whichever way youll have the answer...

"

Wow this is a superb strategy!! But the OP asked if you can spot a swinger? The answer is NO

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i think i can sometimes but you cant push it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you could spot swingers by the pampas grass and cream leather sofas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cream leather sofa ???

Thats a new one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a pub once and was getting a number of looks (lingering ones) from a couple. Did they appear any different from everyone else? No, apart from the woman was wearing a shortish skirt, stockings and heels (!)

Of course in my head I jumped to the conclusion: 'Ding-Dong!'. So I approached them with a bit of small talk, asked them if they went to any local clubs, which did the trick (see above post).

The result was a steamy night in my hotel room

So answering the question: yes, but no...

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Thought you could spot swingers by the pampas grass and cream leather sofas. "

So THAT'S why I have a cream leather sofa!

But as I don't carry it around with me ...don't think it will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont look around when Im out so answer is no but I like people watching so maybe ill pay a bit more attention, wouldnt approach anyone though - too shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

Especially couples, The way she is relaxed with him looking or the way they both check others out maybe.

I've always found swingers in nilla settings. For years I used 'going to broad street' in Birmingham, when anyone asked me where I was off out too and so late, but I've never yet been out on Broad street in Birmingham

Saying that, I've never bought it up, they usually do :O

Go with your instincts, if you think they are, they probably are and if not, then not yet

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

One conversation straight away eventually is swinging when chatting to couples on nude beaches or my Naturist holidays. Some protest too much. We not swingers. Basically they are trying to find out if you are. I sure they secretly want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy.

Just leave me in a room with one and a thick felt tip pen. And I'll have then spotted in no time.

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