FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Euphemisms for Sex.

By *ags73 OP Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Rather controversially the term ‘the actual sex’ and ‘The Sex’ were used on another thread.

As was ‘Rumpy Pumpy’

So, top of my head, the following are also terrible

The Dirty Deed

Two Headed Monster

‘Fun’

So what other euphemisms are rubbish for saying you had Sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Rumpy pumpy. 😂

I've not heard that in years. That's me giggling for ages instead of sleeping lol.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bumping uglies, knocking boots and doing the beast with two backs - all rather unpleasant euphemisms 😵‍💫

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
4 weeks ago

Willenhall

Smashing her back doors in.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

The beast with two backs.

Having it off

Having it away

Getting your leg over

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By *rthur30Man
4 weeks ago

Warrington

Nookie and bonk.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
4 weeks ago

Kent

Bumping uglies

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By *ertifiedDreamerMan
4 weeks ago

London

Assault with a friendly weapon

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
4 weeks ago

Hounslow

Slinging it up her

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By *amieLDN22Man
4 weeks ago

London

Aggressive cuddling

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By *auvignon blancMan
4 weeks ago

Wilts/Somerset

Quoting Rita, Sue & Bob too… “wanna go for a jump?”

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Smash the gash.

Sorry. 🤢😂

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

The ol' slap and tickle

A bit of "How's yer father?"

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By *ags73 OP Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Bumping uglies"

That is bad.

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
4 weeks ago

Hounslow

"Aggressive cuddling

"
isn't that another term for the r word?

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

A good rogering

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By *abluesbabyMan
4 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

[Removed by poster at 09/01/25 03:07:35]

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
4 weeks ago

the vale

To sleep with someone. Last thing on my mind is sleeping

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 weeks ago

Essex

Shag

Screw

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By *illy IdolMan
4 weeks ago

Midlands

Got the ride

Got my end away

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Shakespeare had a good one

“Groping for trout in a peculiar river”

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By *ddie1966Man
4 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Bumping Ugliest

Playing Hide the Sausage.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Fixed his smart meter.

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By *coobyABCMan
4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

A good pumping

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
4 weeks ago

ciren

Hiding the purple headed womb ferret

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By *ynamicnatureMan
4 weeks ago

Doncaster

Doing the mango fandango

Or back in Oz we called it a root

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 weeks ago

Springfield

Quantitive easing

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

There's a good few in Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Barenaked Ladies

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By *aramel.desiresMan
4 weeks ago

Addlestone

You fancy some. Toad in the hole?

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 weeks ago

Brum

"You fancy some. Toad in the hole? "

Does it come with gravy and veggie sausages?

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By *mf123Man
4 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Faf

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
4 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

‘Horizontal jogging’.

Just no.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
4 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Thanks to Jimmy Carr, I can't unhear lesbian sex as "smashing pasties".

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
4 weeks ago

ciren

Parallel Parking

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By *ustAnotherMan
4 weeks ago

Mids

Slipping a length

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By *allGuy1000Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

Slip her the ferret (Chubby Brown)

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By *aramel.desiresMan
4 weeks ago

Addlestone

"You fancy some. Toad in the hole?

Does it come with gravy and veggie sausages?"

You can have it anyway you want it.

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By *ags73 OP Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Shakespeare had a good one

“Groping for trout in a peculiar river”"

Guddling for fish would be catching by hand in Scottish. Although I’m not sure I’d say I was guddling with my fingers in a woman though

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By *lder budweiserMan
4 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Bonking.... Never actually heard anyone saying it in real life

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By *ellinever70Woman
4 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Play...playing

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Unless it is their heads

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By *allGuy1000Man
4 weeks ago

Reading

Has anyone mentioned

‘Getting jiggy with it' 😜

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

A rub

Rough and tumble

Making sweet music together

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By *ags73 OP Man
4 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"A rub

Rough and tumble

Making sweet music together "

‘Sweet, sweet music’ 🤮

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Uphill planting & early morning harvesting are two of my faves.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

"A rub

Rough and tumble

Making sweet music together

‘Sweet, sweet music’ 🤮 "

Well considering my other euphemisms i had to show my softer gentler side 😂

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By *afkaMan
4 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

"Bonking.... Never actually heard anyone saying it in real life"

⬆️ I guess you're not quite old enough, "bonking" was all the rage in the eighties along with another one that I hate-

"doing it"

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By *HUSH-Man
4 weeks ago

London

Busting nuts in sugar walls. 🥜

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

I think if anyone asked me if I fancied some rumpy pumpy in a non-ironic way I'd die laughing 😂

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

I actually find "making love" really hokey and over sentimental 🤢

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
4 weeks ago

newport

Getting your dick wet

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 weeks ago

Springfield

Putting sauce on the kebab.

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By *rchitectMan
4 weeks ago

Dorchester

A poke in the whiskers.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

"Putting sauce on the kebab."

🤢🤢🤢

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By *ags73 OP Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Putting sauce on the kebab."

That is bad.

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

"Putting sauce on the kebab.

That is bad."

You did ask OP !

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By *zeroMan
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

The hunka chunka. Which I've only ever heard in Demolition Man from Sylvester Stallone.

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By *ags73 OP Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Putting sauce on the kebab.

That is bad.

You did ask OP !

I know.. I know.. 🤦‍♂️

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By *ags73 OP Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"The hunka chunka. Which I've only ever heard in Demolition Man from Sylvester Stallone."

That’s a strange one

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central

"Hiding the purple headed womb ferret "

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By *ild_oatsMan
3 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Put a parting in her hair….

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
3 weeks ago

ciren

Taking a ride in the tuna canoe

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

Burying the sausage

Whitewashing the womb

Knobbing

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By *ripfillMan
3 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Havin’ a shag … ( that’s so awful !)

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By *ayo81966Man
3 weeks ago

barnstaple

Making babies

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By *ags73 OP Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Taking a ride in the tuna canoe "

😂

‘Pink canoe ride’ I’ve heard.

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By *ags73 OP Man
3 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Havin’ a shag … ( that’s so awful !) "

So awful 😂

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