FabSwingers.com forum: Yep, sure it's not working

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep, I'm actually really sure, no positive, it's not working, at all, ever.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Twiddle the knob...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Tried changing your underwear?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Try re-booting

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

it'll be the doobriewatsit..

always poor on that model..

give it a thump..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Is it plugged in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've booted up, I've patched in, I'm online, offline, downloaded and extremely cheesed off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try jacobs cream crackers!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Look behind The Fridge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre obviously not pushing the right button

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, I've twiddled the knob and the doobriewatsit, changed me underwear, re-booted, I've given it a thump and hit it, its plugged in, pushed some cream crackers into it and looked behind the fridge and pushed all the buttons, but nope, it still don't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, I've twiddled the knob and the doobriewatsit, changed me underwear, re-booted, I've given it a thump and hit it, its plugged in, pushed some cream crackers into it and looked behind the fridge and pushed all the buttons, but nope, it still don't work"

You've not switched it on!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

It's a nightmare.

WAKE UP!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its fkd then

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

You've not switched it on!!"

I bet hes not even stuck the ten-bob in the meter..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've not switched it on!!

I bet hes not even stuck the ten-bob in the meter..

Yep, always have a couple spare on the mantlepiece for emergencies, lol,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

WD 40 makes anything work

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

You've not switched it on!!

I bet hes not even stuck the ten-bob in the meter..

Yep, always have a couple spare on the mantlepiece for emergencies, lol,

in the 80`s - You could feed the old meters with Ice shaped 50p.. just make sure you keep a towel under the coin box lol ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's deffo switched on, I've stuck two ten bob in it after the cheese and cream crackers, I've sprayed it with WD40 and I've come to the conclusion that I'm in a nightmare. I suppose I should wake up as it must be fkd! Wonder if there is anything else I should try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spin ur middle letft top right finger topwise. then make sure it has room to disengorge between each different fallice , if that doesnt work fucking google it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD 40 makes anything work

Even you...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's deffo switched on, I've stuck two ten bob in it after the cheese and cream crackers, I've sprayed it with WD40 and I've come to the conclusion that I'm in a nightmare. I suppose I should wake up as it must be fkd! Wonder if there is anything else I should try?"

You've just totally fucked it now. Your supposed to spray the wd40 BEFORE you insert the cracker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thread has confused me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think a sleeping bag full of Swarfega and two sticks of rhubarb would help?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Do you think a sleeping bag full of Swarfega and two sticks of rhubarb would help?"

I was thinking celery....

But rhubarb might do it...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If somethings not working I would look at the Instruction manual, and then bash the holy feck outta it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the parping coupling proud to the lookout valve, or embarrased?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the parping coupling proud to the lookout valve, or embarrased?"

If its parping in front of the lookout, it SHOULD be embarrased! Not proud!

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

Can you take it back to the shop? Did you keep the recept?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as the satchel arm has engaged properly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Instruction manual? Thought that was toilet paper. Oh shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good news. I got it working!

Bad news. It's stopped again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good news. I got it working!

Bad news. It's stopped again.

That IBS cbn be a bit o a bastard eh!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get rid of it then....is it still under guarantee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need a man that can then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get rid of it then....is it still under guarantee?"

No. Dont think so with cheese, crackers and WD40 involved with it. Think that probably invalidates warranty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you need a man that can then "

Think I need a man with a VAN actually to take it away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good news. I got it working again this morning!

Just have to see now if it continues to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you need the A-Team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I called but they not shown up yet

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Thinks he has the fisher price version.....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I know exactly whats wrong with it, the knurdling pin on the wankel valve has come out, you need a hammerfor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should it move?

If it should and isn't-WD-40.

If it shouldn't and it is-Gaffa tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viagra?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I left it alone for a few days to see what would happen and it sort of worked on its own. Yay! But it seems to be damn inconsistant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I left it for a week. It was working but it's stopped completely. Not really sure what's wrong with it but I'm gonna give it another try. Wish I knew what was wrong with it so that I could fix it or get another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't my fault and I never touched it!!!! Just in case someone tries to blame me!!!!

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