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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago

Hello Forumites

As someone who is not well versed in all things sex, i like to ask questions and benefit from the expertise of the good people of the forum.

I know from all the Porn i watch that women love it up the bum.

As for guys, well you see a smaller, tighter hole and think that is going to feel great especially if you have a cocktail sausage for a penis like me!!

I have found out that guys have a G spot too and to my amazement it’s in our bum!!

No wonder it’s so popular with gay, straight and bisexual fellas not forgetting TVs.

I see many of the upstanding fellas on here with the desire to get pegged or ending up in A&E with household items stuck up there so it must be good.

So forumites, fill me in on your bum fun experiences and help me decide if i should indulge in this forbidden pleasure.

All tips are welcome as well as a blow by blow description of the joys of everything anal.

Thanks in advance

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

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By *agerMorganMan
8 weeks ago

Canvey Island

I knew someone who shoved an ice lolly up their bottom once.

It was fab.

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over

You are on form today

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By *inceIlkestonMan
8 weeks ago

Ilkeston


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x"

He's saving for a house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x"

I will refrain from using Lego, was it a request for you to remove it?

I can’t imagine it was particularly comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x"

Lego flowers could look good

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

I will refrain from using Lego, was it a request for you to remove it?

I can’t imagine it was particularly comfortable "

Maybe it was one of the long smooth bits 🤷‍♀️

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

Lego flowers could look good"

Or one of those nobbly pine trees if you’re into nobbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"I knew someone who shoved an ice lolly up their bottom once.

It was fab.

"

I hope he posted it on his profile, great advertising for the site.

He might of got a gold membership free of charge.

I suppose it would avoid a trip to A&E as it would melt.

Interesting idea, yeah friend is either crazy or a genius

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

Lego flowers could look good

Or one of those nobbly pine trees if you’re into nobbles "

Or the blossom tree...such fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"You are on form today "

Why thank you MB, better than being on Bizarre ER i suppose 😂

Anything else to add my friend? 🧐

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
8 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

Lego flowers could look good

Or one of those nobbly pine trees if you’re into nobbles

Or the blossom tree...such fun"

Nice choice

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By *obilebottomMan
8 weeks ago

All over


"You are on form today

Why thank you MB, better than being on Bizarre ER i suppose 😂

Anything else to add my friend? 🧐"

I know nothing about bums so sorry but no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

Lego flowers could look good"

Is that a suggestion for me?

Photos or it never happened type deal, i suppose flowers and my peach could be a good combination 😊

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By *iger3Couple
8 weeks ago

Dunstable

The Mrs uses a strap on on me sometimes and I also use a butt plug I absolutely love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"The Mrs uses a strap on on me sometimes and I also use a butt plug I absolutely love it "

Ahh finally, one of the many men who enjoy this.

Maybe you could describe what makes it so great, how it feels and any tips for a first time receiver.

Now don’t be shy people, please chime in with your thoughts and tips 😊

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
8 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My bumhole is a mystery. Sometimes it seals up and rejects any attention, sometimes it opens right up and basically begs for a filling. Maybe we’ve synced.

A sensual and slow fingering will make my vagina leak though 😍

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By *ecky and justCouple
8 weeks ago

Godalming

“Try anal… Widen the circle of your friends..”

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By *ecky and justCouple
8 weeks ago

Godalming


"Hello Forumites

As someone who is not well versed in all things sex, i like to ask questions and benefit from the expertise of the good people of the forum.

I know from all the Porn i watch that women love it up the bum.

As for guys, well you see a smaller, tighter hole and think that is going to feel great especially if you have a cocktail sausage for a penis like me!!

I have found out that guys have a G spot too and to my amazement it’s in our bum!!

No wonder it’s so popular with gay, straight and bisexual fellas not forgetting TVs.

I see many of the upstanding fellas on here with the desire to get pegged or ending up in A&E with household items stuck up there so it must be good.

So forumites, fill me in on your bum fun experiences and help me decide if i should indulge in this forbidden pleasure.

All tips are welcome as well as a blow by blow description of the joys of everything anal.

Thanks in advance "

Seriously.

The first time you hit that P spot you’ll understand why.

Your first hands free orgasm will blow your mind…

Even better if whatever is doing it, dildo, cock or finger is attached to someone you really like…

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
8 weeks ago

IPSWICH


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x"

I bet he shit a brick when it got stuck.

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By *ags73Man
8 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

Lego flowers could look good

Or one of those nobbly pine trees if you’re into nobbles "

That’s genuinely the worst thing I could think of to stick up the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"My bumhole is a mystery. Sometimes it seals up and rejects any attention, sometimes it opens right up and basically begs for a filling. Maybe we’ve synced.

A sensual and slow fingering will make my vagina leak though 😍"

I am writing into unsolved mysteries with this one, i am sure the ratings will go through the roof for this episode

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"“Try anal… Widen the circle of your friends..”"

Interesting choice of words “widen” but I could always do with more friends.

Who knew anal could have such unexpected benefits!! 😊

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By *asher11Man
8 weeks ago

Market Harborough


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x"

obviously building up to something bigger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"Hello Forumites

As someone who is not well versed in all things sex, i like to ask questions and benefit from the expertise of the good people of the forum.

I know from all the Porn i watch that women love it up the bum.

As for guys, well you see a smaller, tighter hole and think that is going to feel great especially if you have a cocktail sausage for a penis like me!!

I have found out that guys have a G spot too and to my amazement it’s in our bum!!

No wonder it’s so popular with gay, straight and bisexual fellas not forgetting TVs.

I see many of the upstanding fellas on here with the desire to get pegged or ending up in A&E with household items stuck up there so it must be good.

So forumites, fill me in on your bum fun experiences and help me decide if i should indulge in this forbidden pleasure.

All tips are welcome as well as a blow by blow description of the joys of everything anal.

Thanks in advance

Seriously.

The first time you hit that P spot you’ll understand why.

Your first hands free orgasm will blow your mind…

Even better if whatever is doing it, dildo, cock or finger is attached to someone you really like…"

Well if a cock is involved it wouldn’t be attached to someone i liked enough to let them stimulate the spot that’s hard to reach!!

Hands free orgasm, very interesting as i am all about energy conservation.

I am green but net zero is not in the cards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

I bet he shit a brick when it got stuck."

Good show Sir 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x"

He must have been shitting bricks when he went to hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"I knew a guy who once stuck a bit of Lego up his bum. Don’t know if he liked it though.

Mrs TMN x

He must have been shitting bricks when he went to hospital "

Someone beat you to this one

I heard on Bizarre ER that they had a guy with a TV remote stuck in his bum…..he had to clench to change the channel 😂😂

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By *isurreyMan
8 weeks ago

Addlestone


"Hello Forumites

As someone who is not well versed in all things sex, i like to ask questions and benefit from the expertise of the good people of the forum.

I know from all the Porn i watch that women love it up the bum.

As for guys, well you see a smaller, tighter hole and think that is going to feel great especially if you have a cocktail sausage for a penis like me!!

I have found out that guys have a G spot too and to my amazement it’s in our bum!!

No wonder it’s so popular with gay, straight and bisexual fellas not forgetting TVs.

I see many of the upstanding fellas on here with the desire to get pegged or ending up in A&E with household items stuck up there so it must be good.

So forumites, fill me in on your bum fun experiences and help me decide if i should indulge in this forbidden pleasure.

All tips are welcome as well as a blow by blow description of the joys of everything anal.

Thanks in advance

Seriously.

The first time you hit that P spot you’ll understand why.

Your first hands free orgasm will blow your mind…

Even better if whatever is doing it, dildo, cock or finger is attached to someone you really like…"

would love 'someone' to show me how. Fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"Hello Forumites

As someone who is not well versed in all things sex, i like to ask questions and benefit from the expertise of the good people of the forum.

I know from all the Porn i watch that women love it up the bum.

As for guys, well you see a smaller, tighter hole and think that is going to feel great especially if you have a cocktail sausage for a penis like me!!

I have found out that guys have a G spot too and to my amazement it’s in our bum!!

No wonder it’s so popular with gay, straight and bisexual fellas not forgetting TVs.

I see many of the upstanding fellas on here with the desire to get pegged or ending up in A&E with household items stuck up there so it must be good.

So forumites, fill me in on your bum fun experiences and help me decide if i should indulge in this forbidden pleasure.

All tips are welcome as well as a blow by blow description of the joys of everything anal.

Thanks in advance

Seriously.

The first time you hit that P spot you’ll understand why.

Your first hands free orgasm will blow your mind…

Even better if whatever is doing it, dildo, cock or finger is attached to someone you really like… would love 'someone' to show me how. Fancy it?"

No harm in asking, you never know someone might see your post and say, “i want to peg that” 🤞🤞

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