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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

27 weeks ago

East Sussex

Try it and report back 🤣

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By *WANDTGCouple
27 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

You forgot to say " please !"

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By *estructionDollyWoman
27 weeks ago

Manchester


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"

Absolutely, I'm a sucker for that technique

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By *Xtriple7Couple
27 weeks ago

N Peterborough.

I'd wait and send it at 2am for optimal results.

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By *obandruthCouple
27 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Most definitely.

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By *teve691000Man
27 weeks ago

West Midlands

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

💯

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
27 weeks ago

hexham


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"

I reckon I might eventually be in a place where and when you could come and shag me, should you wish to!

But if you asked me every day you might ( and probably would .. ) have to ask a couple of hundred times

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By *emma200Woman
27 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Love getting them messages 🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time

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By *lexeatonMan
27 weeks ago

Lichfield

Your spelling is too precise, probably "Fuk?" will yield a stronger set of responses.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

FAF!

Might work more?

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"FAF!

Might work more?"

That works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

Absolutely, I'm a sucker for that technique "

Ok. I’ll try it.

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time "

I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time

I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry” "

Did you use moisturiser on the poor bloke after seeing as he was dry??

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"FAF!

Might work more?

That works for me"

FAF?

😈🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"FAF!

Might work more?

That works for me

FAF?

😈🤣"

Yeah alright then

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time

I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”

Did you use moisturiser on the poor bloke after seeing as he was dry??"

Mmm no I unfortunately declined his kind offer

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time

I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry” "

Don’t leave us hanging did you hop in your car and drain him of his bodily fluids?

Let me guess you were out the door and racing to his in a flash! 😱😂

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"FAF!

Might work more?

That works for me

FAF?

😈🤣

Yeah alright then "

Fancy a fossil?

Well i know just the old fossil for you

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"FAF!

Might work more?

That works for me

FAF?

😈🤣

Yeah alright then

Fancy a fossil?

Well i know just the old fossil for you "

I like a fossil

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
27 weeks ago

Glasgow


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time

I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”

Don’t leave us hanging did you hop in your car and drain him of his bodily fluids?

Let me guess you were out the door and racing to his in a flash! 😱😂"

As tempting as his offer was I graciously declined 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"FAF!

Might work more?

That works for me

FAF?

😈🤣

Yeah alright then

Fancy a fossil?

Well i know just the old fossil for you

I like a fossil "

I have been known to Tri-lo-bites

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By *eistyfire84Man
27 weeks ago

Warrington

Haha! Also include 30 different angles of dick pics and make sure they're the ones instigating the conversion fully from then on

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??

100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.

Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time

I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”

Don’t leave us hanging did you hop in your car and drain him of his bodily fluids?

Let me guess you were out the door and racing to his in a flash! 😱😂

As tempting as his offer was I graciously declined 🤣"

I bet you lie awake at night, wondering what could of been!! 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

so I'm happy to report back, I've taken all the advice on board and went ahead with it. I can report back with a success rate of 5% and a 95% block rate. Good numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Maybe add 'feeling horny’ and attach a picture of your flaccid cock for optimum results

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I mean, it could take a while, but I’m sure it will work on someone.

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By *eaAndBiscuit1989Man
27 weeks ago

Burnley

Add a photo of your cock over a toilet and it will definitely get them going

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Central


"so I'm happy to report back, I've taken all the advice on board and went ahead with it. I can report back with a success rate of 5% and a 95% block rate. Good numbers "

What was the sample size?

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By *tiflers mumWoman
27 weeks ago

leeds

This actually made me chuckle. Thought I was in my in box

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By *ildTimes.Man
27 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Target the uggs...they're more grateful= higher percentage of success

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago

no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries

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By *enelope2UWoman
27 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"

It must because if it didn't it wouldn't be so present of a message.. I stopped blaming men and feel it's women who set the bar that low

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By *ildTimes.Man
27 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

60% of the time it works every time!

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By *parkle1974Woman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm sure there are some desperate ones out there so can't see why it wouldn't work

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Midlands


"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries "

It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.

Mrs

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By *he Silver FuxMan
27 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Didn’t even read your post, just the title

No.

No it won’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I've heard it's a winner every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries

It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.

Mrs "

Will any remote do? Or just a sky remote?

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Midlands


"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries

It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.

Mrs

Will any remote do? Or just a sky remote?"

It has to be a sky remote or failing that a can of lynx body spray.

Mrs

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Maybe 1 in 100. Go for it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
27 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"

💯

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By *alm_one4Man
27 weeks ago

RM16

I’d add

‘Or I’ll put you on my block list’

That should get them begging you to visit

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By *avexxMan
27 weeks ago

cheshire

of course it will you cant fail..

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By *HE ONLY PLAN IS NO PLANMan
27 weeks ago

Westmidlands

Fook me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
27 weeks ago


"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries

It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.

Mrs

Will any remote do? Or just a sky remote?

It has to be a sky remote or failing that a can of lynx body spray.

Mrs "

on it. Lynx can it is

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